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2012-09-17 09:31:28 PM  

Twitch Boy: FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen someone take a cobra down the throat like that since Chyna released her last film.

You're hot tonight, bub.


Cobra down the throat... I didnt see the video. Did x-pac really deep throat that clenis?
 
2012-09-17 09:32:08 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: "Shot like a government mule"?

JR, you don't shoot a government mule, nor does a government mule shoot.


And how many government mules do you know? I will take JR's word on this
 
2012-09-17 09:32:19 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Igor Jakovsky: FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Wade barrett versus an african american.

So why isn't Gabriel in the tag team division?

The one guy on the roster who is actually from africa is white...da hell?

[media.screened.com image 624x388]


I see the Loch Ness Monster more than Zeke.
 
2012-09-17 09:32:35 PM  

Tenor Reaper: ShiningWizard: LoR75: ShiningWizard: ThatGuyGreg: ShiningWizard: "PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"

LOL, god damn you... cannot not hear.

Yea I ruined that in your head forever. Wait till I have some time to shop something for it, lulz

Evil....pure, unadulterated evil.

But that's my most endearing qulaity, lulz

Now just picture a Limes/Pumpkins tag team... YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!!!

Clearly, I've missed something. Pumpkins?


Picture the beginning of Brodus Clay's entrance in your head...
 
2012-09-17 09:33:03 PM  

phedex: Twitch Boy: FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen someone take a cobra down the throat like that since Chyna released her last film.

You're hot tonight, bub.

Cobra down the throat... I didnt see the video. Did x-pac really deep throat that clenis?


No, Chyna's porn career, which started with Backdoor to Chyna. She also made an appearance in an Avengers porn parody as She-Hulk, with the clenis painted up like a stalk of broccoli. Her next movie is a wrestling porn parody, complete with a Mean Gene character to fark her.
 
2012-09-17 09:33:06 PM  

silgryphon: Igor Jakovsky: FirstNationalBastard: Igor Jakovsky: Wade barrett versus an african american.

So why isn't Gabriel in the tag team division?

The one guy on the roster who is actually from africa is white...da hell?

Yes, not everyone from Africa is black ya know


I'm aware, I was trying to snark about vince.
 
2012-09-17 09:33:25 PM  
This commentary makes me so happy

The 619 is really dumb XDDD; HEY I SURE HOPE YOU HANG ON LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE THAT CALL CONNECT HURRR
 
2012-09-17 09:33:38 PM  

eagles95: FirstNationalBastard: "Shot like a government mule"?

JR, you don't shoot a government mule, nor does a government mule shoot.

And how many government mules do you know? I will take JR's word on this


This is his evil double. I accept nothing he says.
 
2012-09-17 09:33:40 PM  

ShiningWizard: Tenor Reaper: ShiningWizard: LoR75: ShiningWizard: ThatGuyGreg: ShiningWizard: "PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"

LOL, god damn you... cannot not hear.

Yea I ruined that in your head forever. Wait till I have some time to shop something for it, lulz

Evil....pure, unadulterated evil.

But that's my most endearing qulaity, lulz

Now just picture a Limes/Pumpkins tag team... YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!!!

Clearly, I've missed something. Pumpkins?

Picture the beginning of Brodus Clay's entrance in your head...


What about "Blumpkins on the Bowl"?
 
2012-09-17 09:34:17 PM  
I've never seen anyone drink a Foster's, order a Foster's, or buy a pack of Foster's at the store. Apparently people buy it. Where?
 
2012-09-17 09:34:50 PM  
Hey, don't Titus and Darrin wear pink usually? Were they not allowed to wear it tonight when the ring's pink?

Black Cena, you're so happy XD
 
2012-09-17 09:35:04 PM  

ShiningWizard: LoR75: ShiningWizard: ThatGuyGreg: ShiningWizard: "PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"

LOL, god damn you... cannot not hear.

Yea I ruined that in your head forever. Wait till I have some time to shop something for it, lulz

Evil....pure, unadulterated evil.

But that's my most endearing qulaity, lulz

Now just picture a Limes/Pumpkins tag team... YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!!!


Hahaha. That would be goofy, but great at the same time.

I've never gotten Too many limes, or Feed Me Smores, or No Peas out of my head,,,

Heck that should be a food faction!
 
2012-09-17 09:35:35 PM  
Are these chicks in the anti-smoking commercial legal?
 
2012-09-17 09:35:41 PM  
Titus!

Why isn't he a monster solo heel yet?
 
2012-09-17 09:35:55 PM  
Jared from subway!
 
2012-09-17 09:36:13 PM  
Jared from Subway with the cheap pop.
 
2012-09-17 09:36:13 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: Tenor Reaper: ShiningWizard: LoR75: ShiningWizard: ThatGuyGreg: ShiningWizard: "PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"
"PUMPKINS ON A ROLL"

LOL, god damn you... cannot not hear.

Yea I ruined that in your head forever. Wait till I have some time to shop something for it, lulz

Evil....pure, unadulterated evil.

But that's my most endearing qulaity, lulz

Now just picture a Limes/Pumpkins tag team... YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!!!

Clearly, I've missed something. Pumpkins?

Picture the beginning of Brodus Clay's entrance in your head...

What about "Blumpkins on the Bowl"?


I think if more people new what a Blumpkin was, you would have just exploded this thread.
 
2012-09-17 09:36:27 PM  

ShiningWizard: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: "Bring back Nexus" chant.

Darn right!!!!

[i1263.photobucket.com image 431x406]

Sorry but you walked right into it, lulz


We are right here!
 
2012-09-17 09:36:27 PM  
I was watching RAW and an episode of Chuck broke out.
 
2012-09-17 09:36:28 PM  
I AM THE PUMPKIN KING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
 
2012-09-17 09:36:29 PM  
Please snap, Kofi. PLEASE snap.
 
2012-09-17 09:36:35 PM  
Please tell me that Santino is going to steal Little Jimmy's sandwich.
 
2012-09-17 09:37:00 PM  
static.guim.co.uk
 
2012-09-17 09:37:14 PM  
Woo woo woo Zack is getting a italian sub
 
2012-09-17 09:37:20 PM  
i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 09:37:21 PM  
Funny jared story. I saw him at a colts game once... I was drunk, and heckled him. He was walking up the stairs, I saw him and i go "HEY JARED!" he turned, and I went "SUBWAY SANDWICHES LIKE A MOfarkA!"

he shook his head and kept on walking.
 
2012-09-17 09:37:35 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: I've never seen anyone drink a Foster's, order a Foster's, or buy a pack of Foster's at the store. Apparently people buy it. Where?


Iive only seen the oil cans sold in the stores. My friends wife is australian and says that fosters is like old milwaulkee over there.
 
2012-09-17 09:37:38 PM  
Jared better have a smores sub handy.
 
2012-09-17 09:38:04 PM  
That wasnt smores
 
2012-09-17 09:38:18 PM  
For fark sake that was awful
 
2012-09-17 09:38:40 PM  
that was....I can't..... although a WWWYKI sub hmmm sounds interesting
 
2012-09-17 09:38:44 PM  
Why are we watching the audience watch the TitanTron? Why?
 
2012-09-17 09:38:45 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: phedex: Twitch Boy: FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen someone take a cobra down the throat like that since Chyna released her last film.

You're hot tonight, bub.

Cobra down the throat... I didnt see the video. Did x-pac really deep throat that clenis?

No, Chyna's porn career, which started with Backdoor to Chyna. She also made an appearance in an Avengers porn parody as She-Hulk, with the clenis painted up like a stalk of broccoli. Her next movie is a wrestling porn parody, complete with a Mean Gene character to fark her.


Hey! Some of us are having dinner while catching up with the threads...

/barf
 
2012-09-17 09:38:45 PM  
cache.gawker.com
 
2012-09-17 09:39:03 PM  
I would like Ryback if his character was that he popped up everywhere there was someone eating and told them to feed him more.
 
2012-09-17 09:39:09 PM  
I think Jared of all people just saved this show, lulz
 
2012-09-17 09:39:25 PM  

LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: phedex: Twitch Boy: FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen someone take a cobra down the throat like that since Chyna released her last film.

You're hot tonight, bub.

Cobra down the throat... I didnt see the video. Did x-pac really deep throat that clenis?

No, Chyna's porn career, which started with Backdoor to Chyna. She also made an appearance in an Avengers porn parody as She-Hulk, with the clenis painted up like a stalk of broccoli. Her next movie is a wrestling porn parody, complete with a Mean Gene character to fark her.

Hey! Some of us are having dinner while catching up with the threads...

/barf


SERIOUSLY

YOU GUYS ARE WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

*Flips popcorn bowl*
 
2012-09-17 09:39:44 PM  
I am the champions! I am the champions! No time for Harold, cuz I am the champions!
 
2012-09-17 09:39:44 PM  
Shouldn't the interns look scared when Kane is yelling in their face?
 
2012-09-17 09:39:52 PM  
Kane, DB, KISS!

us9.memecdn.com
 
2012-09-17 09:39:53 PM  
Man the crowd even goldberged ryback during that subway spot.
 
2012-09-17 09:39:54 PM  
DB and Kane crack me up
 
2012-09-17 09:40:04 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Hey, don't Titus and Darrin wear pink usually? Were they not allowed to wear it tonight when the ring's pink?

Black Cena, you're so happy XD


Only faces are allowed to wear pink now

/cancer Cena
 
2012-09-17 09:40:10 PM  
Bully Ray: you're facing one half of the greatest tag team of all time...and Scott Steiner too! We're comin after ya and-

Scott Steiner: I'm the greatest tag team champions of all time!
 
2012-09-17 09:40:56 PM  

jimmyjackfunk: that was....I can't..... although a WWWYKI sub hmmm sounds interesting


Wouldn't that have to have a sauce based off Bud Light with Lime?
 
2012-09-17 09:41:26 PM  
OH YAY Layla's on commentary! IT'S THIS TIME

Only we don't get Miz to make her SO CHANGRY
 
2012-09-17 09:41:49 PM  
Beth? On my RAW?

With a full jobbers entrance?

/wtf?
 
2012-09-17 09:42:06 PM  

Tenor Reaper: LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: phedex: Twitch Boy: FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen someone take a cobra down the throat like that since Chyna released her last film.

You're hot tonight, bub.

Cobra down the throat... I didnt see the video. Did x-pac really deep throat that clenis?

No, Chyna's porn career, which started with Backdoor to Chyna. She also made an appearance in an Avengers porn parody as She-Hulk, with the clenis painted up like a stalk of broccoli. Her next movie is a wrestling porn parody, complete with a Mean Gene character to fark her.

Hey! Some of us are having dinner while catching up with the threads...

/barf

SERIOUSLY

YOU GUYS ARE WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

*Flips popcorn bowl*


FNB, you know way more about chynas porno than is appropriate.. I only saw the screencaps on somethingawful ages ago. Didn't expect a history lesson about her anus!
 
2012-09-17 09:42:43 PM  
Nice, JBL with the Ventura conspiracy theory jab!
 
2012-09-17 09:43:44 PM  
Ryback should have just kept yelling feed me more until jared gives him all the subs and then he walks off
 
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