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(Mother Nature Network)   It turns out the most dangerous room in your house isn't your mom's bedroom   (mnn.com) divider line 17
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2012-09-17 04:25:21 AM
Well, I just dropped a deuce before logging on, so the bathroom is the most dangerous place in my house right now.
 
2012-09-17 04:26:05 AM
I've had a long-standing theory that balconies are trying to kill people. Not a month goes by in Australia without a story about someone who died while falling off one, or while standing on one that collapsed, or standing under one that collapsed. Balconies are evil.
 
2012-09-17 04:26:58 AM
Is this before or after eating at Taco Bell?
 
2012-09-17 04:30:28 AM

Toriko: I've had a long-standing theory that balconies are trying to kill people. Not a month goes by in Australia without a story about someone who died while falling off one, or while standing on one that collapsed, or standing under one that collapsed. Balconies are evil.


They seem to be fairly deadly to drunken college students in the U.S. too.
 
2012-09-17 04:38:22 AM
Invoke in your mind, the most irritating, malflorious voice of an old, gravitationally challenged woman, and then....

I'VE FALLEN....AND I CAN'T GET UP!"
 
2012-09-17 04:45:30 AM
all those skeletons in closets were once living breathing.
 
2012-09-17 04:49:21 AM
Is it my masturbatorium? Because I was going to get around to cleaning up the spilled lube.
 
2012-09-17 04:51:21 AM
Maybe not for you, subby.


[sniff]
 
2012-09-17 04:52:29 AM

TheHumanCannonball: Is it my masturbatorium? Because I was going to get around to cleaning up the spilled lube.


Is that what you call your mom's room these days?
 
2012-09-17 05:58:01 AM

Toriko: I've had a long-standing theory that balconies are trying to kill people.


Yeah, but you're from Australia...Everything there is trying to kill you, except some of the sheep.
 
2012-09-17 06:22:19 AM
You might want to avoid my dun.. I mean the basement. It sometimes slips out of the chains.
 
2012-09-17 06:59:26 AM

gerbilpox: TheHumanCannonball: Is it my masturbatorium? Because I was going to get around to cleaning up the spilled lube.

Is that what you call your mom's room these days?


Wrong, that's my Dad's room. My Mom's is known as a fish freezer.

Your Mom's room on the other hand...
 
2012-09-17 09:23:36 AM
JF says: "It's the basement, stupid!"

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// hot
 
2012-09-17 10:17:53 AM

gerbilpox: TheHumanCannonball: Is it my masturbatorium? Because I was going to get around to cleaning up the spilled lube.

Is that what you call your mom's room kitchen these days?


Don't go there for dinner if invited.
 
2012-09-17 03:02:20 PM
We've known this for many decades.

Old news is way old.
 
2012-09-17 04:15:38 PM

TheHumanCannonball: Is it my masturbatorium? Because I was going to get around to cleaning up the spilled lube.


Actually depending on the type it can be pretty slippery, and oil based ones won't dry out.

Of course, if your fall doesn't hurt that much, you're all set for another wank while you're down there.
 
2012-09-17 05:17:17 PM
Time for some moran lawmaker to propose helmets in the shower.
 
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