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(Gainesville Sun)   It's only noble to set yourself on fire if you're a monk involved in a political protest, not if you've just attacked your girlfriend with a baseball bat   (gainesville.com) divider line 12
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2012-09-17 02:35:35 AM
A Manson of no particular station,
Was caught in a huge conflagration.
He thought not of shelter,
But ran helter skelter....
Yet I'm the one with more consternation.
 
2012-09-17 04:27:41 AM
"His shirt was on fire. His hair was on fire," CCSO Sgt. Edward Seifert said. "He was walking around in circles and trying to take his shirt off."

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2012-09-17 04:29:42 AM
"Manson, after attacking his girlfriend with a baseball bat, could receive up to life in prison, thanks to the three strikes law."
 
2012-09-17 04:30:52 AM
*ping*
 
2012-09-17 04:45:40 AM
He hit his girlfriend in the body, possibly breaking her arm, deputies said, adding that Manson attacked the man while the man slept, hitting his neck and face.

Methinks he found them in the same bed.

"It's quite an usual situation to see a man in the front yard on fire," Seifert said

Yeah, it's rare not to.
 
2012-09-17 05:44:32 AM
It's NEVER noble to set oneself on fire. A monk would be just as stupid as anyone else.
 
2012-09-17 05:47:16 AM

gerbilpox: He hit his girlfriend in the body, possibly breaking her arm, deputies said, adding that Manson attacked the man while the man slept, hitting his neck and face.

Methinks he found them in the same bed.



You mean the police man found Manson and the man that Manson attacked while the man slept, in the bed that the man and Manson slept in, man? Man!
 
2012-09-17 05:49:42 AM

robohobo: It's NEVER noble to set oneself on fire. A monk would be just as stupid as anyone else.


It's never noble, but it's a lot more fun when an idiot does it out of cowardice because omg jail bumrape. Then we're allowed to laugh.
 
2012-09-17 06:21:35 AM
YOU'RE WROOONG. YOU'RE WRONG. YOU ARE WRONG SGT SEIFERT!
 
2012-09-17 08:05:04 AM
Another Darwin Award potential candidate!

Floridians are such ugly losers that they should have become extinct by now.
 
2012-09-17 08:11:46 AM
Teach a man to build a fire, you keep him warm for the night.

Set a man on fire, you keep him warm for the rest of his life.

/most of the time
 
2012-09-17 03:58:06 PM
Why did the monk light himself on fire?

Monk he see
Monk he do
 
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