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(Deadspin)   Yankees fans hit home run in stadium bathroom stall (with Not safe for work pics & video)   (deadspin.com) divider line 61
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2012-09-17 02:21:17 AM
Juuuuuust a biatch outside.
 
2012-09-17 02:23:42 AM
FTA: Our man says the girl got the slow-clap treatment when she left the bathroom ..

More like the slow-claps treatment, amirite?!
 
2012-09-17 02:24:08 AM
Walk of shame in front of dozens of people.
 
2012-09-17 02:24:30 AM
Got to do something entertaining at a baseball game
 
2012-09-17 02:25:37 AM
Urine-soaked floors are so romantic....
 
2012-09-17 02:26:34 AM
Who has the video of the two that were caught screwing by the Jumbotron?
 
2012-09-17 02:29:13 AM
Can't see a toilet seat cover in use, so I can assume a condom wasn't used either. There will be a child conceived in a Yankee's bathroom. Any more doubt abortion should be legal?
 
2012-09-17 02:33:00 AM
Got all the bases covered.
 
2012-09-17 02:34:10 AM

Ed Willy: Can't see a toilet seat cover in use, so I can assume a condom wasn't used either. There will be a child conceived in a Yankee's bathroom. Any more doubt abortion should be legal?


Actually, that's kind of an awesome origin story right there.
 
2012-09-17 02:35:02 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

/once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
 
2012-09-17 02:35:16 AM
Yankees fans usually suck.....
 
2012-09-17 02:36:28 AM

Fart_Machine: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

/once got busy in a Burger King bathroom


Do the Humpty Hump!
 
2012-09-17 02:38:26 AM
How classy!
 
2012-09-17 02:38:26 AM
There are a bunch of stories like this with pics. Also a few I remember of people doing shiat right out in the stands in the nosebleeds during boring ass games.

/too lazy to find them
 
2012-09-17 02:45:34 AM

Oznog: Ed Willy: Can't see a toilet seat cover in use, so I can assume a condom wasn't used either. There will be a child conceived in a Yankee's bathroom. Any more doubt abortion should be legal?

Actually, that's kind of an awesome origin story right there.


Story? The kid will be able to view it online for all eternity. Along with all his friends.
 
2012-09-17 02:51:58 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-17 03:06:35 AM
The video of the 3 way in the Fenway Park bleachers linked in the story was amusing.
 
2012-09-17 03:08:43 AM
If I noticed two strangers farking in a bathroom stall, I'd just continue about my business. Recording video over a bathroom stall partition? How pathetic is that? Get a farking life.
 
mjg
2012-09-17 03:13:48 AM
kinda shiatty seats
 
2012-09-17 03:14:10 AM

Atomic Spunk: If I noticed two strangers farking in a bathroom stall, I'd just continue about my business. Recording video over a bathroom stall partition? How pathetic is that? Get a farking life.


To be fair they were at a Yankees game. I'd rather watch two strangers farking than the Yankees.
 
2012-09-17 03:14:56 AM
politics.x90x.net
 
2012-09-17 03:26:34 AM
This reminds me of that Bikini Barbershop episode where the short chick gets banged in the hotel lobby bathroom.

Except this is classier.
 
2012-09-17 03:33:24 AM
think I would much rather give up sex than have sex in the men's room of a sports stadium, no matter how hot the woman was. Those are some of the nastiest, most disgusting, filthiest shiat holes in the world.
 
2012-09-17 03:35:22 AM

Oznog: Ed Willy: Can't see a toilet seat cover in use, so I can assume a condom wasn't used either. There will be a child conceived in a Yankee's bathroom. Any more doubt abortion should be legal?

Actually, that's kind of an awesome origin story right there.


Ya no shiat. Stuff legends are made out of.

/Hope the kid is a Red Sox fan.
 
2012-09-17 03:39:07 AM
Just a woman using her douche in the bathroom. Truly not news
 
2012-09-17 03:40:14 AM

Lunchlady: Oznog: Ed Willy: Can't see a toilet seat cover in use, so I can assume a condom wasn't used either. There will be a child conceived in a Yankee's bathroom. Any more doubt abortion should be legal?

Actually, that's kind of an awesome origin story right there.

Ya no shiat. Stuff legends are made out of.

/Hope the kid is a Red Sox fan.


That's pretty damb funny.
 
2012-09-17 03:55:06 AM
The new Yankees Stadium was built so that it would be easy to score.
 
2012-09-17 03:56:03 AM
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

He has poor taste in shoes.
 
2012-09-17 04:30:58 AM
while yankee' fan
yankees' fans
yankees fan's
Yankee's fan

3 innings of this, psa, finish before the beer stand closes.

//farking article didn't even give the score
 
2012-09-17 04:37:53 AM
Is she wearing a man's watch?
 
2012-09-17 05:11:52 AM
EW! I can understand that you want to when the moment takes you, but a public bathroom?! You'd have to bathe in sanitizer afterwards.
 
2012-09-17 05:33:55 AM

Okoboji: EW! I can understand that you want to when the moment takes you, but a public bathroom?! You'd have to bathe in sanitizer afterwards.


Much of the world copulates in less-than-sterile conditions with no running water at hand. It grossed me out at first, but once you've done it in a thatched-roof hut lisenting to the pigs and chickens outside and giggling relatives peeping through the gaps in the woodwork, it acquires a romantic charm all its own. You still do feel a bit... unfresh afterward.

There's a reason why dudes in impoverished tropical countries wear baggy pants.
 
2012-09-17 05:40:37 AM

ShannonKW: Okoboji: EW! I can understand that you want to when the moment takes you, but a public bathroom?! You'd have to bathe in sanitizer afterwards.

Much of the world copulates in less-than-sterile conditions with no running water at hand. It grossed me out at first, but once you've done it in a thatched-roof hut lisenting to the pigs and chickens outside and giggling relatives peeping through the gaps in the woodwork, it acquires a romantic charm all its own. You still do feel a bit... unfresh afterward.

There's a reason why dudes in impoverished tropical countries wear baggy pants.

This needs an in depth explication, as it sounds interesting.
 
2012-09-17 05:53:09 AM
I received oral in a nice pub bathroom once, and also an unexpected Bj in an elevator from a cutie from HR. These are gifts in life you should take advantage of.
 
2012-09-17 05:55:12 AM

Mock26: think I would much rather give up sex than have sex in the men's room of a sports stadium, no matter how hot the woman was. Those are some of the nastiest, most disgusting, filthiest shiat holes in the world.


... The bathrooms ain't clean either!!

/rimshot
 
2012-09-17 06:01:34 AM
Since the Yankees are involved you know large amounts of money traded hands. (Plus future players to be named)
 
2012-09-17 06:04:16 AM

TenJed_77: Much of the world copulates in less-than-sterile conditions with no running water at hand. It grossed me out at first, but once you've done it in a thatched-roof hut lisenting to the pigs and chickens outside and giggling relatives peeping through the gaps in the woodwork, it acquires a romantic charm all its own. You still do feel a bit... unfresh afterward.

There's a reason why dudes in impoverished tropical countries wear baggy pants.

This needs an in depth explication, as it sounds interesting.


The short answer is, when your only source of water is a cistern on the other side of the house, and especially when it's nighttime and there's no light but mobile phones because there's no electricity, it's just not practical to wash up after sex. You just loll there while the sweat and other fluids congeal on the both of you and wake up with your tackle glued to your thigh. Then the two of you get to make the Walk of Shame to the washroom smelling pretty funky (which is not lost on the rest of the house, resulting in some snickering and pinching) and dip out some water and scrub between cupfuls.

It sounds nasty, and you don't feel clean until you get back to civilization, but it grows on you. Hopefully in a good way.
 
2012-09-17 06:13:01 AM

ShannonKW: The short answer is, when your only source of water is a cistern on the other side of the house, and especially when it's nighttime and there's no light but mobile phones because there's no electricity, it's just not practical to wash up after sex. You just loll there while the sweat and other fluids congeal on the both of you and wake up with your tackle glued to your thigh. Then the two of you get to make the Walk of Shame to the washroom smelling pretty funky (which is not lost on the rest of the house, resulting in some snickering and pinching) and dip out some water and scrub between cupfuls.


I am still hoping for some in depth explicatives.
 
2012-09-17 06:15:31 AM
i find people dining in public much more offensive.
 
2012-09-17 07:00:48 AM

gulogulo: I am still hoping for some in depth explicatives.


If what you're after is a narrative report, the sequence of events is about the same whether it be executed in a grass hut or public toilet or honeymoon suite. The panting and the grunting, the groping and the pumping, the appropriate erectile tissues becoming engorged and hungrily sucked upon, the Great Plunge followed by much back arching and position shifting and knocking over things at bedside, and the Big 'O' with its attendant collapse and awkward searching for things to say -- all this is pro forma and can be assumed anywhere sex is had, barring mishap. The only difference in a primitive setting is atmosphere. I'm just saying it adds something.

Sorry if that disappoints.
 
2012-09-17 07:01:59 AM
Reminds me of the time I was waiting for a connecting flight in Charlotte. I was checking out this very good looking lady in a walking through the terminal with I'm assuming was her boyfriend. I see her whisper something and then she goes into the one of the family type restrooms. 10 second later the guy walkings in. So as they are in there going at it, two moms with strollers line up to use the restrooms. The faces of the moms when the couple nonshalauntly walks out was priceless. The one mom just shook her head and smiled while the other mom was mad that she had to hold her toddler who needed a new diaper so they could get it on. I wanted to go over and shake the guys hand.

\ csb
 
2012-09-17 07:16:06 AM
Thats how you do a proper pig farking right there. What a skank! I think Im in love!
 
2012-09-17 07:59:26 AM
Kudos to the couple for getting away with it (for now). Normally these sort of stories are followed with the amorous couple being arrested for indecent behavior/lewd conduct and having to register as sex offenders.
 
2012-09-17 08:30:57 AM

ShannonKW: gulogulo: I am still hoping for some in depth explicatives.

If what you're after is a narrative report, the sequence of events is about the same whether it be executed in a grass hut or public toilet or honeymoon suite. The panting and the grunting, the groping and the pumping, the appropriate erectile tissues becoming engorged and hungrily sucked upon, the Great Plunge followed by much back arching and position shifting and knocking over things at bedside, and the Big 'O' with its attendant collapse and awkward searching for things to say -- all this is pro forma and can be assumed anywhere sex is had, barring mishap. The only difference in a primitive setting is atmosphere. I'm just saying it adds something.

Sorry if that disappoints.


I knew I had you favorited for a reason.
 
2012-09-17 08:43:56 AM

slayer199: Kudos to the couple for getting away with it (for now). Normally these sort of stories are followed with the amorous couple being arrested for indecent behavior/lewd conduct and having to register as sex offenders.


Exactly ^this^, I'd say. These stories usually end up with people being arrested (sometimes maced) and sued for... having fun, but for once, everyone took it quite calmly. Well, except the loudmouth who insisted on shouting advice.
 
2012-09-17 08:54:01 AM

ShannonKW: I'm just saying it adds something.

Sorry if that disappoints.


I think you enjoyed writing that a little too much. ;)
and... I'm pretty sure the person was asking about baggy pants. Which I might have missed the explanation of perhaps somewhere between being regaled of peeping relatives and funk smell.
 
2012-09-17 09:05:55 AM
That's my wife!!!

Leave it to her to ruin this great run by the Orioles...
 
2012-09-17 09:12:35 AM
2 guys?
 
2012-09-17 10:12:07 AM
why no pic of them leaving the bathroom? i want to see the walk of shame.
 
2012-09-17 10:47:56 AM
In thick new york accents:

"you had sex in the bathroom at Yankee stadium?!?"

"he was my second cousin so it was no big deal"
 
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