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(NW Florida Daily News)   Remember those awkward teenage years when you got caught shoplifting a box of Splatt hair color, a tube of Neutrogena acne wash, and two sets of earrings from a Walmart? Yeah, me too   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 16
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2012-09-17 02:57:30 AM
I don't get it.
 
2012-09-17 02:58:21 AM
Anything for a Florida tag I guess...
 
2012-09-17 02:58:25 AM
Loser.
 
2012-09-17 02:59:50 AM
Who farks in a ba.... Oh wait.
 
2012-09-17 03:06:46 AM

farkingismybusiness: I don't get it.


Me either. I'm guessing cuz it was like girl stuff...?
 
2012-09-17 03:29:30 AM
Click on "Police Blotters" for extra excitement.
 
2012-09-17 03:39:15 AM
Let's book him into Metro....... (Slips on sunglasses).... Sexual Unit.

YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
 
2012-09-17 03:43:23 AM

Dee Snarl: farkingismybusiness: I don't get it.

Me either. I'm guessing cuz it was like girl stuff...?


it's because the colour wasn't specified If it had, that'd have made it racist. (TFA, not the colour)

Oh,and the only reason he wasn't shot to death for being young enough to own a hoodie, was that he stole no skittles.

Pretty logical, actually
 
2012-09-17 03:56:09 AM

uttertosh: Dee Snarl: farkingismybusiness: I don't get it.

Me either. I'm guessing cuz it was like girl stuff...?

it's because the colour wasn't specified If it had, that'd have made it racist. (TFA, not the colour)

Oh,and the only reason he wasn't shot to death for being young enough to own a hoodie, was that he stole no skittles.

Pretty logical, actually


In his case, it was probably more out of pity. That or the cops couldn't aim for laughing so hard.
 
2012-09-17 05:20:24 AM
at least he wasn't trying to pass a fake $100 bill as real
 
2012-09-17 05:21:49 AM
I have a coworker who was arrested for trying to steal Nair, razors, and condoms from a Kroger store. He said the judge read aloud the items, and the courtroom burst out laughing. Loser.
 
2012-09-17 05:23:28 AM
The only things I ever stole in my youth (or any time since) were books and porno mags. I blame society. If they'd just let minors have porn, I would have never been lured down the road of petty theft.

*furtive basement fap*

"Shannon! What are you doing down there?"
 
2012-09-17 05:43:14 AM
there are no jobs for young people. billionaire bankers gots to steal.
 
2012-09-17 07:43:14 AM
A teen shoplifting stupid crap? No way.
 
2012-09-17 08:28:05 AM

ShannonKW: The only things I ever stole in my youth (or any time since) were books cigarettes and porno mags. I blame society. If they'd just let minors have porn and cigarettes, I would have never been lured down the road of petty theft.

*furtive basement fap*

"Shannon! What are you doing down there?"

 

fify
 
2012-09-17 10:05:35 AM

Tman144: ShannonKW: The only things I ever stole in my youth (or any time since) were books cigarettes and porno mags. I blame society. If they'd just let minors have porn and cigarettes and beer and wine, I would have never been lured down the road of petty theft.
*furtive basement fap*
"Shannon! What are you doing down there?"
fify


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