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(AZCentral)   A year after President Obama repealed the military's 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' policy, it turns out the country isn't burning in an apocalyptic lava pool of hellfire and brimstone like so many people predicted   (azcentral.com) divider line 95
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2012-09-17 03:24:24 AM
Yet.
 
2012-09-17 03:25:32 AM
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but... homogay! Esprit de corps! Showering! Hot, soapy showering with homogays! Soapsuds running down the crack of their asses! Being in close quarters with them! Their dirty helmet penetrating your foxhole!

/Did I cover everything?
 
2012-09-17 03:28:42 AM
It would have gone even BETTER if we had done 4,237 more in-depth studies of the issue and waited for a time of absolute world peace. Obama fails again.
 
2012-09-17 05:10:52 AM
FABULOUS!
 
2012-09-17 05:16:16 AM

FirstNationalBastard: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but... homogay! Esprit de corps! Showering! Hot, soapy showering with homogays! Soapsuds running down the crack of their asses! Being in close quarters with them! Their dirty helmet penetrating your foxhole!

/Did I cover everything?


What do your fantasies have to do with gays in the military?

Just wondering, NTTAWWT
 
2012-09-17 05:16:27 AM
I enjoy how they're trying to repeal it on the grounds of "religious freedom", that it violates the faith of those who are against gay marriage on religious beliefs. If it gets repealed, it now violates the "religious freedom" of those who are for gay marriage.

/stfu you farkers and don't get a gay marriage
//shiat like this is why i'm a mental case
///yes i'm gay
 
2012-09-17 05:17:25 AM

FirstNationalBastard: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but... homogay! Esprit de corps! Showering! Hot, soapy showering with homogays! Soapsuds running down the crack of their asses! Being in close quarters with them! Their dirty helmet penetrating your foxhole!

/Did I cover everything?


I'll be in my bunk.

/there, got everything now :D
 
2012-09-17 05:18:31 AM
i'd rather die than become a queer. only because being queer requires large amounts of methamphetamine.
 
2012-09-17 05:25:47 AM

anwserman: I enjoy how they're trying to repeal it on the grounds of "religious freedom", that it violates the faith of those who are against gay marriage on religious beliefs. If it gets repealed, it now violates the "religious freedom" of those who are for gay marriage.


I've been tempted to start a religion where stupidity and intolerance are cardinal sins. And then I could claim religious persecution any time I came up against it. I'd never do it, but it's nice to dream some times.

"I can't force other people to conform to my beliefs anymore, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"
 
2012-09-17 05:26:35 AM

FirstNationalBastard: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but... homogay! Esprit de corps! Showering! Hot, soapy showering with homogays! Soapsuds running down the crack of their asses! Being in close quarters with them! Their dirty helmet penetrating your foxhole!

/Did I cover everything?


Go on.
 
2012-09-17 05:28:32 AM
just wait till all those gay guys quit risking their lives for the country in foriegn lands and come home... then you will see the burning start
 
2012-09-17 05:29:18 AM
So wait, you're telling me that the rise in bread prices and the two bats in my basement had nothing to do with gays in the military? Because I was pretty much convinced there was a correlation there.
 
2012-09-17 05:30:24 AM

Lith: FirstNationalBastard: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but... homogay! Esprit de corps! Showering! Hot, soapy showering with homogays! Soapsuds running down the crack of their asses! Being in close quarters with them! Their dirty helmet penetrating your foxhole!

/Did I cover everything?

What do your fantasies have to do with gays in the military?

Just wondering, NTTAWWT


I never had fantasies of people in the military, well until I was working at a restaurant in Nashville and this hot Canadian woman and her helicopter crew kept coming in.
/Something about a woman in uniform :)
 
2012-09-17 05:35:27 AM
mmmm....lesbians in uniform :D
 
2012-09-17 05:35:35 AM

miss diminutive: So wait, you're telling me that the rise in bread prices and the two bats in my basement had nothing to do with gays in the military? Because I was pretty much convinced there was a correlation there.


There could be, but it completely depends on whether they are the flying or hitting baseballs variety of bats? IT MATTERS!
 
2012-09-17 05:41:42 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: i'd rather die than become a queer. only because being queer requires large amounts of methamphetamine.


So does dying. Haven't you ever watched "Breaking Bad"?
 
2012-09-17 05:44:12 AM
Speak for yourself subby. It's pretty hot where I live.
 
2012-09-17 05:46:36 AM

anwserman: I enjoy how they're trying to repeal it on the grounds of "religious freedom", that it violates the faith of those who are against gay marriage on religious beliefs. If it gets repealed, it now violates the "religious freedom" of those who are for gay marriage.

/stfu you farkers and don't get a gay marriage
//shiat like this is why i'm a mental case
///yes i'm gay


I'm sorry that Americans are the biggest farking busy-bodies on the planet. They will do anything to keep gays in a separate and unequal class -- even if it means something unconstitutional.

"No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States.... " Amendment XIV, Section 1, Clause 2 of the United States Constitution

That's law. Not a farking suggestion.

The religious-right is full of authoritarian types and they are coming mighty close to destroying personal liberty for one and all.
 
2012-09-17 05:51:52 AM
God and Allah are having a planning conference. These things take time.
 
2012-09-17 05:54:07 AM

Bhruic: anwserman: I enjoy how they're trying to repeal it on the grounds of "religious freedom", that it violates the faith of those who are against gay marriage on religious beliefs. If it gets repealed, it now violates the "religious freedom" of those who are for gay marriage.

I've been tempted to start a religion where stupidity and intolerance are cardinal sins. And then I could claim religious persecution any time I came up against it. I'd never do it, but it's nice to dream some times.

"I can't force other people to conform to my beliefs anymore, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"


religion? how about a political party? same difference. i think it's a great farking idea.
 
2012-09-17 05:56:10 AM

Bhruic: miss diminutive: So wait, you're telling me that the rise in bread prices and the two bats in my basement had nothing to do with gays in the military? Because I was pretty much convinced there was a correlation there.

There could be, but it completely depends on whether they are the flying or hitting baseballs variety of bats? IT MATTERS!


The flying kind. I'm not sure if they were the same sex and hot for each other though...NTTAWWT
 
2012-09-17 05:57:35 AM
Damnable conservatives. Always sticking their penii where they don't belong. Or maybe they do...
 
2012-09-17 06:01:50 AM

phenn:

The religious-right is full of authoritarian types and they are coming mighty close to destroying personal liberty for one and all.


Why do you hate Jesus so much?
 
2012-09-17 06:04:38 AM
In fact, everything is just fabulous.
 
2012-09-17 06:24:45 AM

Flappyhead: phenn:

The religious-right is full of authoritarian types and they are coming mighty close to destroying personal liberty for one and all.

Why do you hate Jesus so much?


:-)

I don't. Just not real keen on some of his fans.
 
2012-09-17 06:26:43 AM
"Some critics persist with complaints that repeal has infringed on service members whose religious faiths condemn homosexuality."

Oh for fark's sake.

crayfisher.files.wordpress.com

Does the fact that pre-marital sex isn't illegal infringe on your religious freedom, too?
What an epically retarded thing to say.
 
2012-09-17 06:27:08 AM
So John McCain, not wanting Sarah Palin to be his lasting legacy, became the champion of DADT repeal opposition in order to save the military. Good job, dumbass.
 
2012-09-17 06:27:56 AM

wickedragon: mmmm....lesbians in uniform :D


I prefer bisexuals in uniform.
It means I've got a shot ;)
 
2012-09-17 06:41:28 AM
Let's at least hold out until Dec 21st before assuming we've beaten the apocalypse.
 
2012-09-17 06:42:30 AM

Baron Harkonnen: Yet.


It's on tap for his second term. You know, when he's slated to throw out the Constitution and turn America into an Islamist dictatorship and round up all the True Patriots into FEMA camps and make guns and Christianity illegal and arugula mandatory and furthermore.
 
2012-09-17 06:56:48 AM
YOU LIE!!!

The west had a lot of fires and um, Colorado Springs was burning, and that was totally due to teh gayz and kissing troops and...

/The religious right needs to pack up its phobias and go home. Christ never said to rule the world, judge people, or pray the gay away.
 
2012-09-17 07:00:01 AM
I gotta give Obama props on this one. Yes, I'm a Republican, but I am also all for our GLBT brothers and sisters serving in the military, getting married, adopting children, and generally doing whatever else other folks seem to be able to do without anyone batting an eyelash.

I live for the day when a person's sexual orientation is as much a non-issue as their hair or eye color.

Until then...

3.bp.blogspot.com
zOMG! You have GREEN eyes! That's a Code Red!
 
2012-09-17 07:12:49 AM
Every time you get a paper cut: GAY AGENDA.

Every time your bus comes late and you are half an hour late for work: GAY AGENDA

When you sit on the seat belt in your car on a hot day: GAY AGENDA
 
2012-09-17 07:18:30 AM

ModernLuddite: Every time you get a paper cut: GAY AGENDA.

Every time your bus comes late and you are half an hour late for work: GAY AGENDA

When you sit on the seat belt in your car on a hot day: GAY AGENDA


Every time a Boy Scout or an altar boy gets molested: GAY AGENDA

/no wait...
 
2012-09-17 07:22:16 AM

ModernLuddite: Every time you get a paper cut: GAY AGENDA.

Every time your bus comes late and you are half an hour late for work: GAY AGENDA

When you sit on the seat belt in your car on a hot day: GAY AGENDA



What about stepping on a Lego block? 'Cause that's just farked up.
 
2012-09-17 07:31:50 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: i'd rather die than become a queer. only because being queer requires large amounts of methamphetamine.


It only takes meth the first few times.
 
2012-09-17 07:37:00 AM
Petty Officer 2nd Class Marissa Gaeta shared a kiss with her partner, Citlalic Snell

Citlalic? That may be the strangest first name I've ever heard...

i.i.com.com

/Click for video...
//Some related stuff Youtube throws up may be slightly NSFW...
 
2012-09-17 07:40:10 AM

Bhruic: I've been tempted to start a religion where stupidity and intolerance are cardinal sins.


Gegen Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens. -- Friederich Schiller
 
2012-09-17 07:45:50 AM

RobSeace: Petty Officer 2nd Class Marissa Gaeta shared a kiss with her partner, Citlalic Snell

Citlalic? That may be the strangest first name I've ever heard...

[i.i.com.com image 620x350]

/Click for video...
//Some related stuff Youtube throws up may be slightly NSFW...


Thanks for that now I'm go be watching youtube vids:)
 
2012-09-17 07:51:16 AM

Gawdzila: Does the fact that pre-marital sex isn't illegal infringe on your religious freedom, too?


Or divorce?
 
2012-09-17 08:01:46 AM

RobSeace: Petty Officer 2nd Class Marissa Gaeta shared a kiss with her partner, Citlalic Snell

Citlalic? That may be the strangest first name I've ever heard...



I swear I read her name as "Clitalic", but that would have just been too perfect.
 
2012-09-17 08:10:11 AM
Nope. But it is soaking in a nice chianti and fava beans mix.
 
2012-09-17 08:13:52 AM
Imagine that, religious and bigoted fundies on the wrong side of history again.
 
2012-09-17 08:23:12 AM
It IS worth noting. And good on all you gay men and women of the armed forces for not making this harder or weirder than it had to be.
 
2012-09-17 08:29:07 AM

RobSeace: Petty Officer 2nd Class Marissa Gaeta shared a kiss with her partner, Citlalic Snell

Citlalic? That may be the strangest first name I've ever heard...


Apparently it's Nahuatl.

/TMYK
 
2012-09-17 08:51:56 AM

phenn: "No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States.... " Amendment XIV, Section 1, Clause 2 of the United States Constitution


State has a specific meaning in the Constitution, and it's not a compelling argument when the subject is federal policy.

Incidentally, about that draft thing...
 
2012-09-17 08:52:44 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Baron Harkonnen: Yet.

It's on tap for his second term. You know, when he's slated to throw out the Constitution and turn America into an Islamist dictatorship and round up all the True Patriots into FEMA camps and make guns and Christianity illegal and arugula mandatory and furthermore.


Hey, you are supposed to talk about that out loud! I've been promised the Principality of SouthEast PA, and you'd better not F this up.
 
2012-09-17 08:55:31 AM
give it time, give it time
 
2012-09-17 08:58:19 AM
This thread needs more pics of hot military men.
 
2012-09-17 09:05:02 AM

fireclown: It IS worth noting. And good on all you gay men and women of the armed forces for not making this harder or weirder than it had to be.


Unless that's what you're into.

/if you know what I mean
 
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