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(Reuters)   Romney pledges to fix troubled U.S. Immigration System; hire more rabid dog trainers   ( ) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Mitt Romney, United States, dog trainer, Republican President George W. Bush  
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2012-09-17 01:08:16 PM  

stoli n coke: missiv: He might open with, I love your people's food, and the way your people cut my lawns the right height. I bet he doesn't suggest they go vote for the other guy if they want something free.

He could have at least given a shoutout to the women that raised Tagg, Bagg, Borp, Tunk, and Grugggggghhh while Ann was using her prancey horse to un-tard herself.

I'm surprised he didn't talk about the female governor who bore Mult, Alg, Trig, Geom, and Precalc.
2012-09-17 08:49:51 PM  

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Muta: This is an issue where the GOP could target Obama since Obama has been deporting illegals pretty aggressively. Instead the GOP gets tarnished from the bad press of Obama's policy. That some good politicking there Lou.

Yeah, it just makes absolutely no sense to me. Hispanic voters tend to be pretty conservative socially and religiously, and you'd see a huge shift to the Republican party if they would stop acting like xenophobic morons. For example, propose a law that does something like the following:

Any industry determined to have a shortage of unskilled or low skilled labor (not need a college degree or more than 2 years experience), like our agriculture industry right now, can sponsor foreigners for a new visa, with a fairly low application fee and a required physical. The visa can be extended for a maximum of five years. People who hold the visa are eligible to enlist in the military, and after completion of service with an honorable discharge would receive a permanent resident visa.

It would be a huge step forward and completely consistent with conservative principles. But they just have to go on acting like morons.

But they are xenophobic morons. As well as homophobic, misogynistic, and just generally bigoted.

But at least they have a plan to deal with poverty. By eliminating welfare and all other forms of assistance for the poor, the poor will starve to death or die of exposure to the elements in winter. All of a sudden the poverty rate is down to zero. Brilliant! In a psychopathic way.
2012-09-17 08:57:41 PM  

Cletus C.: I am looking forward to seeing what Romney has in mind.

Immigration reform should begin with a guest worker program that acknowledges the invaluable contribution "illegal" immigrants make to our economy.

Obama has not stepped up on this issue.

Why would he when it already exists?

"Over 1,000,000 guest workers reside in the U.S.[when?] The largest program, the H-1B visa, has 650,000 workers in the U.S.,[when?][3] and the second-largest, the L-1 visa, has 350,000.[4] Many other United States visas exist for guest workers as well, including the H-2A visa, which allows farmers to bring in an unlimited number of agricultural guest workers."

Guest Worker Program
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