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(Reuters)   Romney pledges to fix troubled U.S. Immigration System; hire more rabid dog trainers   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Mitt Romney, United States, dog trainer, Republican President George W. Bush  
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2012-09-17 01:08:16 PM  

stoli n coke: missiv: He might open with, I love your people's food, and the way your people cut my lawns the right height. I bet he doesn't suggest they go vote for the other guy if they want something free.

He could have at least given a shoutout to the women that raised Tagg, Bagg, Borp, Tunk, and Grugggggghhh while Ann was using her prancey horse to un-tard herself.

I'm surprised he didn't talk about the female governor who bore Mult, Alg, Trig, Geom, and Precalc.
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