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(Daily Mail)   Researchers say women are embracing a lower, more masculine eyebrow style to be more equal to men, apparently think that men notice that they even have eyebrows   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 125
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2012-09-17 08:19:53 AM  
Or, they could just keep their tummies flat.
But that would be too much work.
 
2012-09-17 08:35:37 AM  
So where does the increasing fondness for breast augmentation fit into your hypothesis, Mr. Researcher guy?
Cause nothing says masculine more than a pair of low mileage shapely double d's...
 
2012-09-17 08:36:01 AM  
If your eyebrows don't look like Andy Rooney's and you actually have two of them then you're fine.
 
2012-09-17 09:05:26 AM  
Another advert for plastic surgery disguised as news.
 
2012-09-17 10:44:24 AM  
Yeah, ladies as long as your eyebrows aren't dreadlocked and singing showtunes, we just don't care.
 
2012-09-17 10:44:56 AM  
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2012-09-17 10:47:37 AM  
I will never get over how generally weird looking the British are.
 
2012-09-17 10:48:26 AM  
I don't know subby. If she has the sharpie thing going on I'm really not interested. How would you like to get down south and fine a little sharpie landing strip?
 
2012-09-17 10:48:30 AM  
Eyebrows should be one of those things you don't notice. You shouldn't notice they are there, and you shouldn't ever notice a lack of eyebrow, or that they were drawn on with markers.
 
2012-09-17 10:50:25 AM  
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2012-09-17 10:50:38 AM  
If their eyebrows are unkempt you better bring a machete if you head down under. By crackey.
 
2012-09-17 10:51:14 AM  
Oh, we notice alright

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2012-09-17 10:52:45 AM  
manimal2878 : Eyebrows should be one of those things you don't notice. You shouldn't notice they are there, and you shouldn't ever notice a lack of eyebrow, or that they were drawn on with markers.

Speak for yourself. Jacked up clown eyebrows are scary.

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2012-09-17 10:53:26 AM  
No, no, no. It's simply fashion ebs and flows ...and the fact that a thicker eyebrow looks more youthful.
 
2012-09-17 10:53:51 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uki.dailymail.co.uk

Yikes. These are some seriously plastic look women. And the bra on the right makes her look (at a glance) like she has some Burt Reynolds class chest hair.
 
2012-09-17 10:54:01 AM  
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Well, I guess that means she's HOTT!
 
2012-09-17 10:54:39 AM  
If you have to draw your eyebrows on, you're doing it wrong.

Unless you have some condition where they all fall out or something. I don't mean you.
 
2012-09-17 10:55:30 AM  
Dude looks like a lady.

no wait.. thats not quite right. umm.. little help?
 
mhd
2012-09-17 10:56:58 AM  
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2012-09-17 11:00:12 AM  

vudukungfu: Or, they could just keep their tummies flat.
But that would be too much work.


No, no, actually most humans don't work that way, thanks to a handy bit of tissues called the greater omentum. Having a flat or concave stomach is definitely not the norm, no matter how many hours they spend at the gym so they can try living up to your perfect airbrushed and 'shopped fantasies.
 
2012-09-17 11:02:15 AM  

lordargent: manimal2878 : Eyebrows should be one of those things you don't notice. You shouldn't notice they are there, and you shouldn't ever notice a lack of eyebrow, or that they were drawn on with markers.

Speak for yourself. Jacked up clown eyebrows are scary.

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Um, I said they shouldn't be something you notice, you obviously do notice all of those since they are freakish.
 
2012-09-17 11:03:32 AM  
since when is being a "lowbrow" desirable?
 
2012-09-17 11:05:32 AM  
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2012-09-17 11:07:25 AM  
I don't care how busy a girl's eyebrows are in most cases but I really wish white girls would leave the penciled-in eyebrows to the latinas. It looks good on our tan-skinned cousins, but for some reason it just doesn't seems to look more and more ridiculous the paler your skin gets.
 
2012-09-17 11:09:42 AM  
Scary thread is scary...
/runs away
 
2012-09-17 11:13:15 AM  
subby is weird
 
2012-09-17 11:13:56 AM  
So, a few articles down it says Korean men want to look more like women to compete in the workplace and now American women want to look more like men.

WTF is going on?
 
2012-09-17 11:17:14 AM  

illannoyin: So, a few articles down it says Korean men want to look more like women to compete in the workplace and now American women want to look more like men.

WTF is going on?


must be hormones in the beef.
 
2012-09-17 11:18:43 AM  
Eyebrows should look like they've never been touched.

Too bushy? A little trim to bring them under control is all that's needed.
Too thin? Just a tiny touch up to fill out SLIGHTLY.

Way too many beauties look like freaks with the overplucked pencil-thins. And the hilarious part is the hair follicles die after too many pluckings, so they end up with a Frankenstein face.

This new "trend" is just as weird. Lily Collins would look insanely gorgeous if she actually looked in a mirror once in a while.
 
2012-09-17 11:19:57 AM  
Ah, hairy Armenian girls

Good times, good times
 
2012-09-17 11:25:27 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

WARNING: KEEP SHARPIES AWAY FROM COLLEEN ROONEY
 
2012-09-17 11:30:09 AM  
I had an aunt who would sit and pluck, pluck, pluck her eyebrows all day long, then draw them back on when it was time to go to the bar.

She was ahead of her time.
 
2012-09-17 11:30:25 AM  

Deman: but for some reason it just doesn't seems to look more and more ridiculous the paler your skin gets.


Wow, thanks to the forced preview in the past, I never bothered proofreading posts until after I clicked the button. Now I have to relearn to do that or learn not to go straight for the add comment button.
 
2012-09-17 11:30:36 AM  
Honestly, I think women are just sick of the upkeep.

Some ladies are blessed with blonde eyebrows and little body hair.

Others of us hail from the land of oily, hairy, olive skin people.

My eyebrows are pretty full for a number of reasons. 1. it would look unnatural for me to make them a teeny line, 2. It works for my facial features, and 3. I'm kind of low maintainence like that.

Fark off, Daily Fail. Some of us just look better without tweezing the brows to hell and gone.
 
2012-09-17 11:30:41 AM  
I'm trying to remember where Kate Upton's eyebrows are placed. Hmm, can't remember for the life of me.
 
2012-09-17 11:33:47 AM  

sno man: So where does the increasing fondness for breast augmentation fit into your hypothesis, Mr. Researcher guy?
Cause nothing says masculine more than a pair of low mileage shapely double d's...


I feel so underdeveloped with my natural moobs. :(
 
2012-09-17 11:35:08 AM  
Ladies, why look like this...

i.dailymail.co.uk

when you could look like this?

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2012-09-17 11:38:27 AM  

Aloy:
No, no, actually most humans don't work that way, thanks to a handy bit of tissues called the greater omentum. Having a flat or concave stomach is definitely not the norm, no matter how many hours they spend at the gym so they can try living up to your perfect airbrushed and 'shopped fantasies.


It's the norm at my house. You don't need to spend hours in a gym, either.
Daily reps on pushing the fork away, and little mental exercises such as telling yourself that you do not need a full pint of Ben & Jerry's for a snack while sitting on your ass watching Lifetime can work wonders over time.
 
2012-09-17 11:40:55 AM  

vudukungfu: Aloy:
No, no, actually most humans don't work that way, thanks to a handy bit of tissues called the greater omentum. Having a flat or concave stomach is definitely not the norm, no matter how many hours they spend at the gym so they can try living up to your perfect airbrushed and 'shopped fantasies.

It's the norm at my house. You don't need to spend hours in a gym, either.
Daily reps on pushing the fork away, and little mental exercises such as telling yourself that you do not need a full pint of Ben & Jerry's for a snack while sitting on your ass watching Lifetime can work wonders over time.


Yeah, honestly, I know lots of people, both men and women, who eat right and still are built thick. Not everyone with a few extra pounds is an ice cream guzzling couch potato, Studman.
 
2012-09-17 11:42:13 AM  

Aloy: vudukungfu:
No, no, actually most humans don't work that way, thanks to a handy bit of tissues called the greater omentum. Having a flat or concave stomach is definitely not the norm, no matter how many hours they spend at the gym so they can try living up to your perfect airbrushed and 'shopped fantasies.


You sound fat.
 
2012-09-17 11:43:27 AM  

i upped my meds-up yours: farm9.staticflickr.com


If you're even asking, you're doing it wrong.
 
2012-09-17 11:45:17 AM  

sno man: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7330838/79432403#c79432403" target="_blank">illannoyin</a>:</b> <i>So, a few articles down it says Korean men want to look more like women to compete in the workplace and now American women want to look more like men.

WTF is going on?</i>

must be hormones in the beef.


it's a conspiracy to get American men to bang Korean dudes.
 
2012-09-17 11:47:24 AM  

HortusMatris: Aloy: vudukungfu:
No, no, actually most humans don't work that way, thanks to a handy bit of tissues called the greater omentum. Having a flat or concave stomach is definitely not the norm, no matter how many hours they spend at the gym so they can try living up to your perfect airbrushed and 'shopped fantasies.

You sound fat.


And you're a perfectly chiseled Adonis, yes?
 
2012-09-17 11:49:03 AM  
manimal2878: Um, I said they shouldn't be something you notice, you obviously do notice all of those since they are freakish.

Ohh, I thought you meant you shouldn't notice their eyebrows, IE, why are you looking at a girls eyebrows instead of her eyes/boobs/etc?
 
2012-09-17 11:52:57 AM  
At the moment I can't be bothered to click on the article, but perhaps the submitters' headline should read "Women wise up; will no longer pay to have forehead plucked smooth and then pay for a crayon with which to draw their eyebrows back on." It's just a thought.
 
2012-09-17 11:57:52 AM  
The only way I'm gonna notice a biatch's eyebrows is if she paints them on her tits.
 
2012-09-17 12:00:12 PM  

kiwimoogle84: HortusMatris: Aloy: vudukungfu:
No, no, actually most humans don't work that way, thanks to a handy bit of tissues called the greater omentum. Having a flat or concave stomach is definitely not the norm, no matter how many hours they spend at the gym so they can try living up to your perfect airbrushed and 'shopped fantasies.

You sound fat.

And you're a perfectly chiseled Adonis, yes?


No, I'm a fit mom with two kids.
farm9.staticflickr.com
Come at me, bro.
 
2012-09-17 12:00:16 PM  

HortusMatris: Aloy: vudukungfu:
No, no, actually most humans don't work that way, thanks to a handy bit of tissues called the greater omentum. Having a flat or concave stomach is definitely not the norm, no matter how many hours they spend at the gym so they can try living up to your perfect airbrushed and 'shopped fantasies.

You sound fat.


and female.

There is another wonderful part of the human body, the six-pack. My GF has one of those and amazingly has toned up the muscles covering her greater omentum.

Something like this happens due to exercise.

www.motherfitness.com 

OMG where did the fat pad (greater omentum) go?

I must be a wizard...
 
2012-09-17 12:01:26 PM  
The other day I noticed a woman boarding a plane with hairy cleavage. I have no idea what her eyebrows were like.
 
2012-09-17 12:01:49 PM  

illannoyin: So, a few articles down it says Korean men want to look more like women to compete in the workplace and now American women want to look more like men.

WTF is going on?


Girls will be boys and boys will be girls, it's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world.
Except for Lola. L-o-l-a, Lola.
 
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