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(Charleston Post and Courier)   Meanwhile in South Carolina, vultures have their own fully staffed restaurant (semi-graphic picture in article)   (postandcourier.com) divider line 21
    More: Unlikely, South Carolina, Pete McKellar  
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2012-09-17 06:48:30 AM
I wonder if Nancy Grace eats there.
 
2012-09-17 06:53:02 AM
Hey girl, I betcha, there's someone out to get ya,
You'll find him anywhere, on a bus, in a bar, in a grocery store.
He'll say "excuse me, haven't I seen you somewhere before?"

[Chorus:]
Rap-a-rap-a-rap, they call him the Rapper.
Rap, rap, rap, know what he's after.
 
2012-09-17 07:16:50 AM
should not have read this before breakfast.
 
2012-09-17 07:18:36 AM
Carrion and Carryout? 

/can't find the farside strip
 
2012-09-17 07:22:05 AM
Keep feeding them and they will keep pooping.
 
2012-09-17 07:33:55 AM
This is actually a great idea. I've seen several roadkill vultures recently. They take off too slowly to get away from cars if they're full.
 
2012-09-17 07:34:39 AM

jim515: should not have read this before breakfast.


Score. I made the right decision on checking the thread first.

Tank ya jeebus!!!
 
2012-09-17 07:38:50 AM
They dine in packs.
 
2012-09-17 07:47:10 AM
The Zorastrians from India need to head to South Carolina.
 
2012-09-17 07:59:06 AM

jim515: should not have read this before breakfast.


I don't know what your problem is. I'm feeling up for Waffle House.
 
2012-09-17 08:15:27 AM
i188.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 08:48:25 AM

uttertosh: Carrion and Carryout? 

/can't find the farside strip


Me either.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-09-17 09:30:37 AM
So do cars, when there's road kill around.

I met a vulture that understood cars. It took off as I approached and circled around to land right behind my car, not wasting a second more than necessary away from its roadkill lunch.

I also met a hawk that was probably a bit too clueless to live around humans. It was in the middle of a four lane (undivided) highway watching cars pass close on both sides.
 
2012-09-17 09:40:12 AM
Leave Romney alone!
 
2012-09-17 10:27:20 AM
I thought that they would be reviewing a cozy bistro in lower Manhattan, convenient to Wall Street. (Maybe not so much today...)
 
2012-09-17 10:53:44 AM
uttertosh, Krymson Tyde: [Far Side references]

"Dang! Not only did they get here first, but they deliberately left his organ-donor card."
 
2012-09-17 11:07:35 AM
They may be ugly, There is no animal I love more than a Turkey Vulture. All one needs is a dead skunk ripped apart in their yard to appreciate a lovely bird that takes dead things away.
 
2012-09-17 03:45:20 PM
FTFA: Vulture Restaurant lies in a side field on the center's Awendaw property, where staff members take the parts of rats, mice, chicks, fish and quail that its rehabilitating and display raptors won't eat.

I've read this several times and I still can't make heads or tails of it.
 
2012-09-17 04:13:06 PM
"Even Vultures won't eat rat tails ."

I loled
 
2012-09-17 05:58:23 PM

Chinchillazilla: This is actually a great idea. I've seen several roadkill vultures recently. They take off too slowly to get away from cars if they're full.


This is actually a stupid idea. South Carolina has plenty of vultures and if they happen to need any they can come over to Georgia. We have no shortage of those nasty flying puke spigots.
 
2012-09-18 01:45:05 AM

Psychopusher: FTFA: Vulture Restaurant lies in a side field on the center's Awendaw property, where staff members take the parts of rats, mice, chicks, fish and quail that its rehabilitating and display raptors won't eat.

I've read this several times and I still can't make heads or tails of it.


took me a few reads as well. should read along the lines of:

Vulture Restaurant lies in a side field on the center's Awendaw property, where staff members take the parts of rats, mice, chicks, fish and quail that its (rehabilitating(adj) and display(adj) raptors(n)) won't eat
 
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