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(TMZ)   The eighth time isn't the charm for Amanda Bynes   (tmz.com) divider line 93
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2012-09-16 10:23:40 PM
About f*cking time.

Of course, this won't stop her from driving. She'll either borrow a car or convince someone to rent one for her.
 
2012-09-16 10:28:59 PM
ll-media.tmz.com

Wonder if this is the cause of her troubles.


/oh of course not....
 
2012-09-16 10:29:28 PM
Apparently it was. Any of us would be in jail.
 
2012-09-16 10:33:13 PM

Bathia_Mapes: About f*cking time.

Of course, this won't stop her from driving. She'll either borrow a car or convince someone to rent one for her.


Indeed. The only way to ensure that she poses no risk to motorists and pedestrians alike is to have her sedated for no less than 23 hours a day.
 
2012-09-16 10:36:35 PM
How is it this woman is NOT in jail? She obviously has no respect for the law and breaks it on a regular basis. The "hit and run"s should have landed her in the clink at the very least.
 
2012-09-16 10:37:41 PM

Apos: Bathia_Mapes: About f*cking time.

Of course, this won't stop her from driving. She'll either borrow a car or convince someone to rent one for her.

Indeed. The only way to ensure that she poses no risk to motorists and pedestrians alike is to have her sedated for no less than 23 hours a day.


Or jail her, as they would the average non-celebrity driver who committed hit & run, drove repeatedly while suspended, etc. LAPD needs to stop giving celebrity drivers preferential treatmeat.
 
2012-09-16 10:42:42 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Apos: Bathia_Mapes: About f*cking time.

Of course, this won't stop her from driving. She'll either borrow a car or convince someone to rent one for her.

Indeed. The only way to ensure that she poses no risk to motorists and pedestrians alike is to have her sedated for no less than 23 hours a day.

Or jail her, as they would the average non-celebrity driver who committed hit & run, drove repeatedly while suspended, etc. LAPD needs to stop giving celebrity drivers preferential treatmeat.

 
2012-09-16 10:43:48 PM

Apos: Bathia_Mapes: Apos: Bathia_Mapes: About f*cking time.

Of course, this won't stop her from driving. She'll either borrow a car or convince someone to rent one for her.

Indeed. The only way to ensure that she poses no risk to motorists and pedestrians alike is to have her sedated for no less than 23 hours a day.

Or jail her, as they would the average non-celebrity driver who committed hit & run, drove repeatedly while suspended, etc. LAPD needs to stop giving celebrity drivers preferential treatmeat.


Agreed.
 
2012-09-16 10:51:28 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Or jail her, as they would the average non-celebrity driver who committed hit & run, drove repeatedly while suspended, etc. LAPD needs to stop giving celebrity drivers preferential treatmeat.


You just know if she ends up killing someone with a car the LAPD is going to be hit with a HUGE wrongful death suit.
 
2012-09-16 10:52:45 PM
Maybe LAPD will auction off the rights to do her cavity search. Or at least televise it on PPV.
 
2012-09-16 10:53:19 PM
so what, she'll buy another one tomorrow and run over some little kid next week.
 
2012-09-16 10:55:07 PM

Ambivalence: You just know if she ends up killing someone with a car the LAPD is going to be hit with a HUGE wrongful death suit.


We can only hope. That may be the only way to force they to do their jobs.
 
2012-09-16 10:57:48 PM
Like I mentioned in the other thread, my brother got arrested for driving on a suspended license. There was no warning, no passing go, no collecting $200. Straight to jail.

Everyone better hope she doesn't kill someone.
 
2012-09-16 10:58:06 PM

basemetal: [ll-media.tmz.com image 480x320]

Wonder if this is the cause of her troubles.

/oh of course not....


I wonder if being stupid is the cause of that, and her troubles.
 
2012-09-16 11:04:13 PM

basemetal: [ll-media.tmz.com image 480x320]

Wonder if this is the cause of her troubles.

/oh of course not....


Is that crack or meth?
 
2012-09-16 11:05:24 PM

Ambivalence: How is it this woman is NOT in jail? She obviously has no respect for the law and breaks it on a regular basis. The "hit and run"s should have landed her in the clink at the very least.


L.A. Jails are overcrowded. Celebrity party girls get slaps on the wrist. Even if sentenced to six months in jail they serve just six days, if that. See Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, etc.
 
2012-09-16 11:22:09 PM

Ambivalence: Bathia_Mapes: Or jail her, as they would the average non-celebrity driver who committed hit & run, drove repeatedly while suspended, etc. LAPD needs to stop giving celebrity drivers preferential treatmeat.

You just know if she ends up killing someone with a car the LAPD is going to be hit with a HUGE wrongful death suit.


A little non-disclosure money will make it go away. Anyone pushing the issue will find a difficult time.

Seriously, does she have a death wish? Time to pull a Britney and commit her.
 
2012-09-16 11:23:12 PM

Next stop:

www.vh1.com
 
2012-09-17 12:02:12 AM

Ambivalence: How is it this woman is NOT in jail?


She's a celebrity. She's better than us.
 
2012-09-17 12:04:10 AM
images.wikia.com
 
2012-09-17 12:05:24 AM
Who the hell is Amanda Bynes, anyways? Been wondering that with all these articles about her.

I mean, for what reason is she famous for, besides poor driving?
 
2012-09-17 12:08:18 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Who the hell is Amanda Bynes, anyways? Been wondering that with all these articles about her.

I mean, for what reason is she famous for, besides poor driving?


She's part of Google. Check her out there!
 
2012-09-17 12:13:23 AM
I had never heard of this woman until like last week.
 
2012-09-17 12:13:48 AM
has she gotten naked yet?
 
2012-09-17 12:13:59 AM

Rubber Biscuit: Satanic_Hamster: Who the hell is Amanda Bynes, anyways? Been wondering that with all these articles about her.

I mean, for what reason is she famous for, besides poor driving?

She's part of Google. Check her out there!


fark Google.
 
2012-09-17 12:14:18 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Who the hell is Amanda Bynes, anyways? Been wondering that with all these articles about her.

I mean, for what reason is she famous for, besides poor driving?


I wiki'ed her, she's apparently one of the top 25 highest-paid actresses in Hollywood. Who knew? Though looking at her filmography, I can understand why I don't know her.
 
2012-09-17 12:16:32 AM
Don't worry Amanda, I am sure Obama is going to get you that pardon you were asking for. I am as sure of that as I am that he is going to honor my request at being the Secretary of Awesomeness and Ninjas.
 
2012-09-17 12:28:20 AM
At this rate, she'll have to suck some dick on film to be able to afford her legal fees.
 
2012-09-17 12:31:25 AM
I'm having trouble finding Amanda in this picture, can someone please help me?

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-17 12:32:53 AM
If this was anyone other than a celeb they would be rotting in a jail cell right now. How many times is she going to get a pass.

/I know her car got impounded
//but I'm guessing she wasn't arrested
 
2012-09-17 12:43:01 AM
As TMZ first reported, Bynes was pulled over on September 9 -- but despite having the suspended license, she was given only a verbal warning and let go.

As a cop, this shiat pisses me off. The LAPD are blatently selectively enforcing the law. If I did what they've been doing, I'd be sitting in the IAD trying to not be brought up on departmental charges. I wanna meet the supervisor that signed off on these clowns allowing this vapid waste of oxygen to continue driving knowing she had a suspended license.
 
2012-09-17 12:43:34 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Rubber Biscuit: Satanic_Hamster: Who the hell is Amanda Bynes, anyways? Been wondering that with all these articles about her.

I mean, for what reason is she famous for, besides poor driving?

She's part of Google. Check her out there!

fark Google.


She was in a bunch of movies that my sister watched growing up. Think Lilo, except didn't crash as publicly or as far.
 
2012-09-17 12:45:23 AM

darch: As TMZ first reported, Bynes was pulled over on September 9 -- but despite having the suspended license, she was given only a verbal warning and let go.

As a cop, this shiat pisses me off. The LAPD are blatently selectively enforcing the law. If I did what they've been doing, I'd be sitting in the IAD trying to not be brought up on departmental charges. I wanna meet the supervisor that signed off on these clowns allowing this vapid waste of oxygen to continue driving knowing she had a suspended license.


It seems like it's clearly institutionalized at the LAPD that celebrities do not play by the same rules as civilians. How can they keep getting away with this? It's like the entire department needs to run arrests by a Hollywood studio to see if it is allowed.
 
2012-09-17 12:45:35 AM
Vince Neil killed a guy, injured 2 more and got 30 farking days! In 1984, in the middle of "satan panic USA" and the lead singer of Motley Crue gets a month for vehicular manslaughter. Celebrities are untouchable.
 
2012-09-17 12:50:50 AM
Vince Neil killed a guy, injured 2 more and got 30 farking days! In 1984, in the middle of "satan panic USA" and the lead singer of Motley Crue gets a month for vehicular manslaughter. Celebrities are untouchable.

When you really look at it, it sure seems that way, doesn't it?
 
2012-09-17 01:00:03 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Who the hell is Amanda Bynes, anyways? Been wondering that with all these articles about her.

I mean, for what reason is she famous for, besides poor driving?


She hasn't done much in Hollywood recently, but she was a Nickelodeon star in the late 90s and early 2000s on sketch shows "All That" and "The Amanda Show" and then starred in a WB sitcom for 4 seasons into the mid 2000s. A handful of other movie appearances and another handful of TV appearances but only 2 total since 2008.
 
2012-09-17 01:02:14 AM
She also likes black cack. She has that on her resume, I believe.

Also, I heard she BEEFS.
 
2012-09-17 01:07:07 AM
Clearly this rash of poor decisions are the result of black dick. Before she started tweeting about black men she had a good career and was normal. After she started having sex with black men she is drunk, high and committing hit and runs. Now I'm not exactly sure why this is happening but I have theories.
1 She is somehow allergic to black people to cure her we must send her to Canada where no black people exist.
2. Black scientists are secretly experiment on whether or not they can drive na person crazy through their vagina. Clearly they have suceeded and the only cure is for as many white people as possible to inject their white semen into this girl through any of her orifices (including her nose or ears). 

Feel free to include your theories on how black dick has driven this woman insane.
 
2012-09-17 01:08:01 AM

darch: She also likes black cack. She has that on her resume, I believe.

Also, I heard she BEEFS.


Rumor has it that on the set of "All That" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.
 
2012-09-17 01:15:38 AM

braedan: darch: She also likes black cack. She has that on her resume, I believe.

Also, I heard she BEEFS.

Rumor has it that on the set of "All That" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


I guess you're not truly on fark until that meme is used on you.
 
2012-09-17 01:15:50 AM

Sgt Otter: basemetal: [ll-media.tmz.com image 480x320]

Wonder if this is the cause of her troubles.

/oh of course not....

Is that crack or meth?


Neither, probably weed. Pipes come in a variety of styles.

/love my chillum, myself
 
2012-09-17 01:16:04 AM

darch: Vince Neil killed a guy, injured 2 more and got 30 farking days! In 1984, in the middle of "satan panic USA" and the lead singer of Motley Crue gets a month for vehicular manslaughter. Celebrities are untouchable.

When you really look at it, it sure seems that way, doesn't it?


Only one?
www.rifuture.org
Who do I make the $175 check out to?

/isn't hit and run a felony?
//I don't get it
 
2012-09-17 01:20:05 AM
What projects of note has she been involved in over the past few years? How does she have the cachet to keep getting away with this shiat?
 
2012-09-17 01:22:39 AM

basemetal: [ll-media.tmz.com image 480x320]

Wonder if this is the cause of her troubles.

/oh of course not....


I'm picking up a little dogwhistle language here... Weed, like drinking, should not be enjoyed behind the wheel. It may not be nearly as hindering to one's senses as booze, but juggling a pipe and a lighter while driving is asking for trouble.

Just roll a joint or a rillo, ffs.
 
2012-09-17 01:26:27 AM

darch: She also likes black cack. She has that on her resume, I believe.

Also, I heard she BEEFS.


Once you have a 3 way with Keenan and Kel, there's no going back.
 
2012-09-17 01:29:13 AM
GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD PLEASE!
 
2012-09-17 01:31:18 AM
Once you have a 3 way with Keenan and Kel, there's no going back.

I actually couldn't give LESS of a shiat about this twunt, but I would LOVE to know if the whole "prefers black cock" thing is true.
 
2012-09-17 01:36:51 AM

darch: Once you have a 3 way with Keenan and Kel, there's no going back.

I actually couldn't give LESS of a shiat about this twunt, but I would LOVE to know if the whole "prefers black cock" thing is true.


Why?
 
2012-09-17 01:37:36 AM
Judge, she was ordered by the court to not drive, that is why her license was suspended. Toss her ass in jail. Sentence her to a year in jail so she'll have to serve like a month or two in the jail. Give her a felony conviction for each hit and run. Let the LAPD know that they are allowed to punish celebrities when they break the law. Use her has the poster child for celebrities that violate court orders. Do the same with Lohan.
 
2012-09-17 01:41:00 AM
Farkingismybusiness

Er, 'cause it's funny?
 
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