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brianbankerus		2012-09-17 12:11:58 AM

Even down under, everything's going down the crapper.

Bunga Beach? Surely you shart me.

the_chief		2012-09-17 12:16:04 AM

I read that as "honor."

JasonOfOrillia		2012-09-17 12:17:24 AM

Police believe the explosions were caused by home-made bombs or large fire crackers.

Or an all vegemite diet.

Thanks for the Meme-ries		2012-09-17 12:17:33 AM

Antidamascus		2012-09-17 12:17:42 AM

I bomb a toilet every morning.

TKM		2012-09-17 12:17:42 AM

Police puzzled.

Have nothing to go on.

steerforth		2012-09-17 12:17:58 AM

All fear the Dunny Bomber.

Enemabag Jones		2012-09-17 12:18:59 AM

I believe dry ice is a third choice?

steerforth		2012-09-17 12:20:24 AM

brianbankerus: Even down under, everything's going down the crapper.

Bunga Beach? Surely you shart me.

There's a Bunga Beach in New South Wales, just out of Bermagui.

Baby Face Fister		2012-09-17 12:20:38 AM

They have Taco Bell down under?

Toquinha		2012-09-17 12:20:40 AM

John Conlan laughs at your shenanigans.

/Hotlinked

BSABSVR		2012-09-17 12:22:27 AM

That's like 40% of the actual toilets in Australia.

Joshua5		2012-09-17 12:23:17 AM

They blew up the toilets, the police have nothing to go on.

nero_design		2012-09-17 12:24:35 AM

burning_bridge		2012-09-17 12:25:32 AM

We're gettin' too old for this sh*t.

Goodfella		2012-09-17 12:26:15 AM

Just another Heartland Weirdass		2012-09-17 12:29:16 AM

They had to go all the way to Australia for this story cuz we gave all our freedoms away and now we are safe. How you like us now Australia?

Smeggy Smurf		2012-09-17 12:29:22 AM

Dookie Ackbar!

fusillade762		2012-09-17 12:29:39 AM

Is this that stupid Islam video again?

Bonecrusher		2012-09-17 12:30:02 AM

Fat Bastard wanted for questioning

ultraholland		2012-09-17 12:32:11 AM

Baby Face Fister: They have Taco Bell down under?

we all have Taco Bell down under

steerforth		2012-09-17 12:32:19 AM

fusillade762: Is this that stupid Islam video again?

Yes. They hate us for our peedoms.

kiyote		2012-09-17 12:32:21 AM

Australia. Why do you have so many troughs? I need some privacy.

WelldeadLink		2012-09-17 12:33:21 AM

Don't damage the Alps!

LordJiro		2012-09-17 12:35:19 AM

Tell me YOU wouldn't blow up a toilet if you saw an Australian spider in it.

WelldeadLink		2012-09-17 12:36:23 AM

It's been this long a time, and they're still hunting for a Victorian bomber?

Arkanaut		2012-09-17 12:37:58 AM

Look, I can understand being upset because the toilet flushes in the wrong direction, but this is a bit of an overreaction.

The Mulatto Maker		2012-09-17 12:38:45 AM

Was it this guy? He's been know to drop M-80s down toilets...

Miss Stein		2012-09-17 12:44:21 AM

What can he say? He's got a weakness for the classics.

Snapper Carr		2012-09-17 12:51:45 AM

"And so he says, I don't like the cut of your jib, and I go, I says it's the only jib I got, baby!"

gregscott		2012-09-17 12:52:21 AM

So were they outhouses, so that an intruder was able to place the bombs without impediment?

Plumbing is expensive, so it is a problem.

But be thankful it's not a cute koala bear, with a terrorist attack from some toxic native plant or animal.

Apos		2012-09-17 12:53:17 AM

The horror of Australian ~~terrorism~~ teen delinquency

Enhanced for you,subby.

SJKebab		2012-09-17 12:54:29 AM

/They're also the guys leading the investigation.

Churchy LaFemme		2012-09-17 12:56:44 AM

Sounds like a Territory good time!

John Hopoate		2012-09-17 12:57:10 AM

Joshua5: They blew up the toilets, the police have nothing to go on.

No shiat Sherlock

Aussie_As		2012-09-17 01:00:43 AM

As an Australian, this is old news. The brilliant (and, a rare event, profitable) Australian film "Kenny" dealt in various ways with the destruction of public toilets. It's a must see for every plumber or any worker who's ever dealt with toilets.

RogermcAllen		2012-09-17 01:00:46 AM

Joshua5: They blew up the toilets, the police have nothing to go on.

I hope you feel like crap for typing that. Bad puns are really sending this place down the shiatter.

Strongbeerrules		2012-09-17 01:08:22 AM

Police are seeking Yahoo Serious as a person of interest.

SpaceBison		2012-09-17 01:09:59 AM

Wanted for questioning.
shermanscrossing.spacebison.com

kg2095		2012-09-17 01:10:01 AM

fusillade762: Is this that stupid Islam video again?

No. But this is.

Sydney Morning Herald

Aussie_As		2012-09-17 01:11:53 AM

SpaceBison: Wanted for questioning.
[shermanscrossing.spacebison.com image 200x150]

Well done sir

Valiente		2012-09-17 01:17:02 AM

Tie me kangaroo. Down spurt.

LordOfThePings		2012-09-17 01:21:06 AM

Peter Weir has signed on to direct Picnic at Floating Log.

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist		2012-09-17 01:22:19 AM

Oh you meant terrorism against the white people... My bad.

Tiiba		2012-09-17 01:22:42 AM

Can you even imagine what that would be like? Here you are, dumping a brick. Halfway done, soon you will be free of this ordeal. Suddenly the toiled declares "No!" in a thunderous voice, and your brick is launched back up into your ass, smashing everything in its path. What a BUMmer.

dudemanbro		2012-09-17 01:23:48 AM

Crikey!

fusillade762		2012-09-17 01:34:32 AM

kg2095: fusillade762: Is this that stupid Islam video again?

No. But this is.

Sydney Morning Herald

Lulz.

Let's start with the fact that so few of the protesters who descended on Sydney's CBD this weekend seem actually to have seen the film that so gravely offends them. When asked by journalists, they bluntly admit this, one even adding that she refuses to watch something so offensive. It's almost impressive how cyclical this stupidity is.

Gyrfalcon		2012-09-17 01:34:46 AM

Oh thank god. I thought the Aussie wildlife had finally formed a Marsupial Defense League and were sending in the spiders.

gravebayne2		2012-09-17 01:58:56 AM

this man taught me everything i know about Australia.

// clicking pic takes you to source.

steerforth		2012-09-17 02:02:09 AM

Gyrfalcon: Oh thank god. I thought the Aussie wildlife had finally formed a Marsupial Defense League and were sending in the spiders.

Already done and set to music:

There was a redback on the toilet seat,
When I was there last night.
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy I felt his bite.
I jumped up high into the air,
And when I hit the ground.
That crafty redback spider,
Wasn't nowhere to be found.

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