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(The Sun)   Dear Deidre: I'm sleeping with my nephew and keeping it a secret ...is it wrong?   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-09-16 10:01:00 PM  
8 votes:

belhade: If it's blood relation, then it's a no-no.


Its only a blood relation for one week a month.
2012-09-16 10:01:40 PM  
4 votes:

Brick-House: belhade: If it's blood relation, then it's a no-no.

Its only a blood relation for one week a month.


Shark Week!
2012-09-16 08:13:45 PM  
4 votes:
How's about a kiss for your cousin Dupree?
2012-09-16 07:15:38 PM  
4 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Nothing wrong with this situation.


I can see one small, teensy problem with it, aside from the moral ramifications of plowing your aunt like a time share garden:

forums.allkpop.com
2012-09-16 11:21:30 PM  
3 votes:

steveo1983: Is it wrong that there was an ad for ancestry.com at the bottom of the article?


Now it's a dating site apparently.
2012-09-16 10:54:45 PM  
3 votes:
Is it wrong that there was an ad for ancestry.com at the bottom of the article?
2012-09-16 10:43:59 PM  
3 votes:
Her: Dear Deidre, MY boyfriend is 17 years younger than I am....
Him: Dear Penthouse, I never thought I'd be writing you...
2012-09-16 10:37:10 PM  
3 votes:
mimg.ugo.com

"How about these cookies, sugar?".

GRANDMA MILDRED??!!! 

/oh yes, let's all take a lesson in not changing history from Mister "I'm My Own Grandpa" over here- SCREW HISTORY!
2012-09-16 09:51:59 PM  
3 votes:
childrensbooksguide.com
2012-09-16 09:51:15 PM  
3 votes:
img.photobucket.com

/too obscure?
2012-09-17 01:07:08 AM  
2 votes:
www.demotivationalposters.org
2012-09-17 12:34:29 AM  
2 votes:
My aunts all look like my dad in drag, so no thanks!
2012-09-16 10:33:49 PM  
2 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2012-09-16 10:10:44 PM  
2 votes:
Dear Deidre: I'm sleeping with my nephew and keeping it a secret ...is it wrong?


Only if you're the uncle.

/dnrtfa
2012-09-16 09:55:54 PM  
2 votes:
Les cousins dangereaux.
2012-09-16 09:53:21 PM  
2 votes:
Was that wrong?

Should I not have done that?
2012-09-16 09:53:05 PM  
2 votes:
Everything is relative.
2012-09-16 09:50:49 PM  
2 votes:
i1.kym-cdn.com
2012-09-16 09:50:41 PM  
2 votes:

Dead for Tax Reasons: If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family


img2-2.timeinc.net
2012-09-16 09:43:38 PM  
2 votes:
If you ain't good enough for kin, you ain't good enough to stick it in.
2012-09-16 07:22:48 PM  
2 votes:
Incest between people of consenting age and sound mind, while creepy and gross in my opinion, shouldn't be a crime. I say this as a libertarian and not as a guy with a pair of hot cousins.

BarkingUnicorn: Meh. Both are well over the age of consent. She's 45, unlikely to give birth to a monster. Nothing wrong with this situation.


Actually, that makes it more likely. Likelihood of chromosomal birth defects increase as the mother increases in age Link
2012-09-17 09:12:40 AM  
1 vote:
I think you have to make a distinction here. While she's very talented and I'm sure she's a fine person, if you're the aunt is Kathy Bates there may be a problem.
farm2.staticflickr.com

On the other hand if the aunt is Sela Ward... well... maybe we can look the other way.
farm7.staticflickr.com

(Although to be fair Ward is 56 and Bates is 64.)
2012-09-17 09:11:26 AM  
1 vote:

Gergesa: People need to stop having sex with their family members.

/Don't know why this needs to be said but apparently it does.


Uh oh. My wife isn't going to like hearing that. She's gotten used to me doing her.
2012-09-17 01:53:43 AM  
1 vote:
Yeah, that's f*cked up. Stop that. Next letter.
2012-09-17 01:25:14 AM  
1 vote:
Nick: I put myself out on the line, and I was rejected. I said, sure I'm 12 and you're 37. You're married to my uncle. But I think we can have something special. She said she didn't think so. Do you know how much that... hurts?
2012-09-17 12:00:14 AM  
1 vote:
t2.gstatic.com
2012-09-16 11:41:29 PM  
1 vote:
If your family tree has no branches, you might me a Tudor, or a Habsburg, or a Windsor, or a Bourbon, or a Ptolemy...


The Aristocrats!
2012-09-16 11:18:14 PM  
1 vote:
In this day and age of protection from procreation. Who cares.

Sex w/o offspring is just fun exercise. And we all could use more exercise.
2012-09-16 10:49:38 PM  
1 vote:

Pribar: Gdalescrboz: Abe Vigoda's Ghost

Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says

Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.

We need to ban the gay then


I can pretty much guarantee that gay sex has never resulted in offspring, mutant or otherwise 8-)


Rick Santorum doesn't count?
2012-09-16 10:34:08 PM  
1 vote:
dervish16108 SmartestFunniest 2012-09-16 10:29:10 PM


insertsnarkyusername: dervish16108: ArkAngel: Incest between people of consenting age and sound mind, while creepy and gross in my opinion, shouldn't be a crime. I say this as a libertarian and not as a guy with a pair of hot cousins.

Marrying cousins is OK in some culture. My Iranian grandfather tried to convince me to marry one of my female cousins -- I said no, and then he kept going, "well, how about (name of another female cousin)?" and exhausted every name. As a born and raised American I found it a little strange.

So they were all pretty ugly then?

Not really. There's just a lot of crazy in the Iranian side of my family (not due to nationality) and I want no part of it.


It's the Islam, if the last week hasn't helped you narrow it down
2012-09-16 10:33:35 PM  
1 vote:

thebeardedladies.files.wordpress.com

2012-09-16 10:28:11 PM  
1 vote:
Looks like someone got rejected by Penthouse Forum.

/Surprised it wasn't the Daily Mail.
2012-09-16 10:20:27 PM  
1 vote:
blessthe40oz.com
2012-09-16 10:15:50 PM  
1 vote:
crockettlives.files.wordpress.com
2012-09-16 10:14:29 PM  
1 vote:
Why there are taboos, and in many cases laws, concerning degrees of consanguinity:

upload.wikimedia.org

QED
2012-09-16 10:08:12 PM  
1 vote:

Gdalescrboz: Abe Vigoda's Ghost

Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says

Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.

We need to ban the gay then



I can pretty much guarantee that gay sex has never resulted in offspring, mutant or otherwise 8-)
2012-09-16 10:07:42 PM  
1 vote:

Gdalescrboz: Abe Vigoda's Ghost

Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says

Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.

We need to ban the gay then


I live with my mom incoherant trolling isnt real trolling.
2012-09-16 09:54:33 PM  
1 vote:
Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says
2012-09-16 09:54:19 PM  
1 vote:
thirdfactory.net
2012-09-16 09:50:58 PM  
1 vote:
There's a lot of West Virginia going on in this thread.
2012-09-16 09:41:14 PM  
1 vote:
If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family
2012-09-16 08:25:43 PM  
1 vote:
It is probably not wrong to keep it secret no
 
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