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(The Sun)   Dear Deidre: I'm sleeping with my nephew and keeping it a secret ...is it wrong?   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 37
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2012-09-16 07:15:38 PM
8 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Nothing wrong with this situation.


I can see one small, teensy problem with it, aside from the moral ramifications of plowing your aunt like a time share garden:

forums.allkpop.com
2012-09-16 06:28:10 PM
5 votes:
Meh. Both are well over the age of consent. She's 45, unlikely to give birth to a monster. Nothing wrong with this situation.
2012-09-16 10:33:49 PM
4 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2012-09-16 10:00:27 PM
3 votes:
Shut the fark up about it. Have no children. Make sure you're both on the same page about it emotionally.

Other than that, consenting adults, man. I may think it's icky, but that's as far as my rights should go on the matter.
2012-09-16 08:13:45 PM
3 votes:
How's about a kiss for your cousin Dupree?
2012-09-16 07:07:56 PM
3 votes:
When I was around 20 I had the serious hots for an older aunt that was as sexy as a woman could be.
She always flirted with me. I probably would have went for it if I had the chance.

Keep it away from family, don't spread it around. Have fun ;-)
2012-09-16 10:14:29 PM
2 votes:
Why there are taboos, and in many cases laws, concerning degrees of consanguinity:

upload.wikimedia.org

QED
2012-09-16 10:09:34 PM
2 votes:
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says

Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.


Actually in a majority of states marriage to a first cousin is perfectly fine in 2012...
2012-09-16 09:55:31 PM
2 votes:
I was expecting Aunt, as in married into the family or something. But actual blood aunt that knew you since you were little? I imagine there are some issues in one or both of them, especially with the aunt being the sister of the dead mother.I mean, does she look like the dead mother?
2012-09-16 07:22:48 PM
2 votes:
Incest between people of consenting age and sound mind, while creepy and gross in my opinion, shouldn't be a crime. I say this as a libertarian and not as a guy with a pair of hot cousins.

BarkingUnicorn: Meh. Both are well over the age of consent. She's 45, unlikely to give birth to a monster. Nothing wrong with this situation.


Actually, that makes it more likely. Likelihood of chromosomal birth defects increase as the mother increases in age Link
2012-09-17 11:09:04 AM
1 votes:

doubled99: Where is all the open mindedness and tolerance one usually finds in a thread on non traditional sexuality?


Incest taboos may decrease the incidence of birth defects over time. Monogamy traditions may, hypothetically, reduce the spread of sexually transmitted diseases over time in a given population. (Serial monogamy may not work quite as well, depending on divorce traditions.) Same sex relationships do not, by definition, result in offspring, nor are they inherently more or less monogamous than different sex relationships. I'm not an anthropologist or anything, but it seems like there's some logic behind the squick about certain "non-traditional" sexual relationships.
2012-09-17 02:40:22 AM
1 votes:
Is this where I go to mark farkers with eeewwww WTF?

Way too much acceptance up in here.

ewwwww...!!!

I would puke & then kill myself if I ever thought about my nephews like this.

This woman is a completely desperate twisted pig. women can always get laid... if you need it that bad just ya know... be female - ya farking weirdo.
Stop damaging that young man. Your family might be all farked up, but you don't have to perpetuate it.

again, Ewwwwwww!!!!
2012-09-17 01:56:08 AM
1 votes:
Incest?

NO! Wincest.
2012-09-17 12:36:22 AM
1 votes:
Fake. Deidre got trolled.
2012-09-17 12:10:42 AM
1 votes:

Gawdzila: First cousins still have a somewhat risky chance of producing kids with, umm... problems.


First cousins having a child when the woman's 30 run about the same risk of having defective children that an unrelated couple would run by having a child when the woman's 40.

Now, if you're double first cousins, there's a serious elevated risk; don't marry someone who's the niece of both your mother and father by blood.

But an ordinary first cousin as a mother is no more dangerous for your children than a wife who waits to have kids after her career is established. If we're going to denounce the former as sick or gross, we should denounce the latter, too.
2012-09-17 12:10:31 AM
1 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
2012-09-16 11:55:17 PM
1 votes:

maram500: Assuming that the aunt is married into the family (as opposed to a sibling of one of the parents), then I have no problem. To me, that isn't really incest.

/DNRTFA
//Had a crush on a cousin by marriage
///He's in the military now, which makes him hotter


Well, if you'd read the article, you would know that the aunt in question is, indeed, the nephew's mother's younger sister. So yes- blood relation.
TWX
2012-09-16 11:37:42 PM
1 votes:

Tsar_Bomba1: yourmomlovestetris: Just ask the Hapsburgs how well uncle/niece marriage worked out for them:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 341x475]

Charles the Second of Spain. He was so deformed he could barely speak. Charles II's genome was actually more homozygous than that of an average child whose parents are siblings.

Laying your aunt seems the older life equivalent of taking your fat cousin to the prom. These people seem far too withdrawn and emotionally damaged to seek relationships with more age appropriate people, and once they were thrown together (thanks to them being familially intimate, but not close enough for the Westermarck effect to kick in) they started banging each other. It's a story more sad than outrageous.



I would bet that portrait was more kind to him than how he really looked in real life.


Inbred eight times over? Absofarkinglutely the painter was kind, probably at the point of a sword.
2012-09-16 11:18:14 PM
1 votes:
In this day and age of protection from procreation. Who cares.

Sex w/o offspring is just fun exercise. And we all could use more exercise.
2012-09-16 10:47:50 PM
1 votes:
People need to stop having sex with their family members.

/Don't know why this needs to be said but apparently it does.
2012-09-16 10:37:47 PM
1 votes:
Just ask the Hapsburgs how well uncle/niece marriage worked out for them:

upload.wikimedia.org

Charles the Second of Spain. He was so deformed he could barely speak. Charles II's genome was actually more homozygous than that of an average child whose parents are siblings.

Laying your aunt seems the older life equivalent of taking your fat cousin to the prom. These people seem far too withdrawn and emotionally damaged to seek relationships with more age appropriate people, and once they were thrown together (thanks to them being familially intimate, but not close enough for the Westermarck effect to kick in) they started banging each other. It's a story more sad than outrageous.
2012-09-16 10:28:11 PM
1 votes:
Looks like someone got rejected by Penthouse Forum.

/Surprised it wasn't the Daily Mail.
2012-09-16 10:15:50 PM
1 votes:
crockettlives.files.wordpress.com
2012-09-16 10:12:46 PM
1 votes:

Marshal805: sure haven't: Switch "aunt" for "gay", and the response to the letter writer would be front page news about someone being an intolerant piece if shiat.

Just as we round one corner, we hit a dead end. Oh incest grosses you out? Too f'n bad. You don't get to have transgendered grade school teachers but be grossed out about two consenting adults. Wtf is wrong with the world, seriously.

/not trolling

Cause incest is where retards like you come from, and the world doesn't need more.


Lemme guess, you thought Clint Eastwood made a compelling and totally awesome appearance at the RNC, and Romney is your personal hero.
F*ck off moron. Take your bigotry elsewhere.
2012-09-16 10:10:44 PM
1 votes:
Dear Deidre: I'm sleeping with my nephew and keeping it a secret ...is it wrong?


Only if you're the uncle.

/dnrtfa
2012-09-16 10:09:10 PM
1 votes:
If anyone needs me, I'm just going to be on motherless.com and looking up aunt/nephew videos.
2012-09-16 10:08:28 PM
1 votes:
Firstly you are breaking the law because it is illegal for an aunt to have a sexual relationship with her nephew.

Depends on the state.

Also it crosses all the proper boundaries within a family.


Depends on the family. Seriously. McPoyle.jpg

You both know that it's wrong, because you realise the need to keep it a secret.

No they keep it a secret because they know others will disapprove. Doesn't mean its wrong. People disapprove when I scratch my crotch in public too, but its just rude, not wrong.

It is holding you both back from finding someone probably nearer your own age, and having a relationship that you can tell the whole world about.


Its giving her confidence back.

You know deep down that it's wrong and won't lead to lasting happiness for you or him, otherwise you wouldn't have written to me about it. Tell him it has to stop now and lessen the temptation by asking him to find somewhere else to live.


I don't know why anyone would write to this columnist.
2012-09-16 10:08:12 PM
1 votes:

Gdalescrboz: Abe Vigoda's Ghost

Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says

Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.

We need to ban the gay then



I can pretty much guarantee that gay sex has never resulted in offspring, mutant or otherwise 8-)
2012-09-16 10:04:57 PM
1 votes:
Switch "aunt" for "gay", and the response to the letter writer would be front page news about someone being an intolerant piece if shiat.

Just as we round one corner, we hit a dead end. Oh incest grosses you out? Too f'n bad. You don't get to have transgendered grade school teachers but be grossed out about two consenting adults. Wtf is wrong with the world, seriously.

/not trolling
2012-09-16 10:01:10 PM
1 votes:
Not a story, but typical of Fark...

If they're both above age of consent, who gives a fark? Plus, when you have to keep it a secret, of course it's wrong...
2012-09-16 09:58:18 PM
1 votes:
If it's blood relation, then it's a no-no.
2012-09-16 09:55:54 PM
1 votes:
Les cousins dangereaux.
2012-09-16 09:54:33 PM
1 votes:
Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says
2012-09-16 09:53:05 PM
1 votes:
Everything is relative.
2012-09-16 09:51:15 PM
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com

/too obscure?
2012-09-16 08:25:43 PM
1 votes:
It is probably not wrong to keep it secret no
2012-09-16 07:35:07 PM
1 votes:

ArkAngel: Incest between people of consenting age and sound mind, while creepy and gross in my opinion, shouldn't be a crime. I say this as a libertarian and not as a guy with a pair of hot cousins.

BarkingUnicorn: Meh. Both are well over the age of consent. She's 45, unlikely to give birth to a monster. Nothing wrong with this situation.

Actually, that makes it more likely. Likelihood of chromosomal birth defects increase as the mother increases in age Link


Unless she is all out of eggs.
 
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