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(The Sun)   Dear Deidre: I'm sleeping with my nephew and keeping it a secret ...is it wrong?   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 214
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2012-09-17 01:25:14 AM  
Nick: I put myself out on the line, and I was rejected. I said, sure I'm 12 and you're 37. You're married to my uncle. But I think we can have something special. She said she didn't think so. Do you know how much that... hurts?
 
2012-09-17 01:27:15 AM  

had98c: Nick: I put myself out on the line, and I was rejected. I said, sure I'm 12 and you're 37. You're married to my uncle. But I think we can have something special. She said she didn't think so. Do you know how much that... hurts?


Go on... And you might want to consider having a seat over ther. But still, go on...
 
2012-09-17 01:33:53 AM  

Johnsnownw: PallMall: I'm married to my first cousin. Didn't know her until I was well into my 20's. Believe it or not, 80% of all historical marriages are between cousins, so you're all inbred.

Deal with it.

// Aunt is a little too close for me, but whatever, dude.

Gross. It doesn't matter that you didn't know each other...you are aware of your relation. You are disgusting, and I hope your babies die in the womb.


Wow... you're just a bad person. Wishing that on anyone is horrible
 
2012-09-17 01:34:24 AM  

Gawdzila: I was simply pointing out that many cultures that allow or encourage cousin-marrying usually stick to second cousins or more distant,


Could you name a few of those many cultures? Or did you just make that up?
 
2012-09-17 01:34:53 AM  

sure haven't: Marshal805: sure haven't: Switch "aunt" for "gay", and the response to the letter writer would be front page news about someone being an intolerant piece if shiat.

Just as we round one corner, we hit a dead end. Oh incest grosses you out? Too f'n bad. You don't get to have transgendered grade school teachers but be grossed out about two consenting adults. Wtf is wrong with the world, seriously.

/not trolling

Cause incest is where retards like you come from, and the world doesn't need more.

Lemme guess, you thought Clint Eastwood made a compelling and totally awesome appearance at the RNC, and Romney is your personal hero.
F*ck off moron. Take your bigotry elsewhere.


Truth hurts, don't it Bubbah?

/Voted for Obama.
 
2012-09-17 01:39:31 AM  
Ok. Before I read the letter, I have to ask; is this a stock photo? If not I think the cats out of he bag toots.
Secondly, if it is a stock photo why is captioned at all?
 
2012-09-17 01:42:37 AM  
I'm 45 and he and I have always been close since his mum died when he was 16. She was my older sister. We're both very touchy-feely people and have been there for each other.

Boom chicka bow wow
 
2012-09-17 01:43:53 AM  
We have kissed before in a friendly, family way, but that was all.

Crap
 
2012-09-17 01:48:11 AM  
WTF?!? We were cuddling. Like THAT is a normal aunt nephew activity.

Nasty old pirate hooker!!

/but she's not really a pirate
 
2012-09-17 01:49:02 AM  

Bonecrusher: I'm 45 and he and I have always been close since his mum died when he was 16. She was my older sister. We're both very touchy-feely people and have been there for each other.

Boom chicka bow wow


www.giallogoblin.com
 
2012-09-17 01:49:29 AM  

doglover: BarkingUnicorn: Nothing wrong with this situation.

I can see one small, teensy problem with it, aside from the moral ramifications of plowing your aunt like a time share garden:


This too
 
2012-09-17 01:53:43 AM  
Yeah, that's f*cked up. Stop that. Next letter.
 
2012-09-17 01:54:34 AM  
...you might be a redneck.
 
2012-09-17 01:56:08 AM  
Incest?

NO! Wincest.
 
2012-09-17 02:01:09 AM  

BarkingUnicorn:

Some incest laws prohibit sex with adopted or step children, even if they're adults.


The sensible reasoning for that is because of the parental authority previously held though, not because of them being 'relatives'.
 
2012-09-17 02:19:44 AM  

Johnsnownw: PallMall: I'm married to my first cousin. Didn't know her until I was well into my 20's. Believe it or not, 80% of all historical marriages are between cousins, so you're all inbred.

Deal with it.

// Aunt is a little too close for me, but whatever, dude.

Gross. It doesn't matter that you didn't know each other...you are aware of your relation. You are disgusting, and I hope your babies die in the womb.


Wow, if you were trying to look like an a**hole you definitely deserve an A+ for that effort.
 
2012-09-17 02:31:11 AM  

Marshal805: sure haven't: Switch "aunt" for "gay", and the response to the letter writer would be front page news about someone being an intolerant piece if shiat.

Just as we round one corner, we hit a dead end. Oh incest grosses you out? Too f'n bad. You don't get to have transgendered grade school teachers but be grossed out about two consenting adults. Wtf is wrong with the world, seriously.

/not trolling

Cause incest is where retards like you come from, and the world doesn't need more.


Name calling. How trite.
 
2012-09-17 02:40:22 AM  
Is this where I go to mark farkers with eeewwww WTF?

Way too much acceptance up in here.

ewwwww...!!!

I would puke & then kill myself if I ever thought about my nephews like this.

This woman is a completely desperate twisted pig. women can always get laid... if you need it that bad just ya know... be female - ya farking weirdo.
Stop damaging that young man. Your family might be all farked up, but you don't have to perpetuate it.

again, Ewwwwwww!!!!
 
2012-09-17 02:46:49 AM  
Screw this bs 'well if they are both consenting'..she's a twisted immoral perverted freak.
 
2012-09-17 02:51:05 AM  
I've lost track of the trolls in this thread.

Fark should have a program.
 
2012-09-17 02:51:58 AM  
Keeping it secret?
I'm guessing with pic splashed all over that page, its not much of a secret anymore...
 
2012-09-17 02:58:41 AM  

incrdbil: Screw this bs 'well if they are both consenting'..she's a twisted immoral perverted freak.


I'm sure we'll eventually hear that he was actually adopted, making the whole thing alright. That's how it turns out in eroge.

/err...or so I've heard...
 
2012-09-17 03:06:31 AM  

doglover: maram500: Assuming that the aunt is married into the family

The she wouldn't be his aunt.


If she married his mom's brother she'd still be his aunt.

It was his mom's twin sister
 
2012-09-17 03:13:46 AM  

i.r.id10t: belhade: If it's blood relation, then it's a no-no.

What if you are adopted?


Unless they gave u up for adoption and then adopted you, I think your good.
 
2012-09-17 03:33:02 AM  

DWitchiewoman: Is this where I go to mark farkers with eeewwww WTF?

Way too much acceptance up in here.

ewwwww...!!!

I would puke & then kill myself if I ever thought about my nephews like this.

This woman is a completely desperate twisted pig. women can always get laid... if you need it that bad just ya know... be female - ya farking weirdo.
Stop damaging that young man. Your family might be all farked up, but you don't have to perpetuate it.

again, Ewwwwwww!!!!


You sound old
 
2012-09-17 03:37:44 AM  

Gdalescrboz: dervish16108 SmartestFunniest 2012-09-16 10:29:10 PM


insertsnarkyusername: dervish16108: ArkAngel: Incest between people of consenting age and sound mind, while creepy and gross in my opinion, shouldn't be a crime. I say this as a libertarian and not as a guy with a pair of hot cousins.

Marrying cousins is OK in some culture. My Iranian grandfather tried to convince me to marry one of my female cousins -- I said no, and then he kept going, "well, how about (name of another female cousin)?" and exhausted every name. As a born and raised American I found it a little strange.

So they were all pretty ugly then?

Not really. There's just a lot of crazy in the Iranian side of my family (not due to nationality) and I want no part of it.

It's the Islam, if the last week hasn't helped you narrow it down


Maybe his family is Zoroastrian.
 
2012-09-17 04:59:58 AM  

WeenerGord: Gawdzila: I was simply pointing out that many cultures that allow or encourage cousin-marrying usually stick to second cousins or more distant,

Could you name a few of those many cultures? Or did you just make that up?


No I didn't make it up, it was discussed in an anthropology class I took a handful of years ago. The one I seem to remember best is the Amhara (Amhura? Emhara? Something like that) but I know that, historically at least, most of the cultures of Ethiopia banned first cousin marriages (and maybe even second, I forget) but allowed more distant cousins to marry. Although TBH when I made the statement I may have been thinking about cross vs. parallel cousins rather than 1st and 2nd; more cultures are concerned with that than are concerned with precise degree of separation. China is an example of a country that traditionally banned parallel cousin marriages by making allowed marriages dependent on surname.
 
2012-09-17 05:54:52 AM  
Not too bad- hitting the sheets with the hot older woman who claimed to be just ten years older than you and checking her licence when she was in the can you found out it was more like 16. Then again you added 3 years to your own age at the bar, so she's only lying by 3 years.
A little off-putting- she comments how the two of you have got exactly the same eyes and hair.
Really squicky- over breakfast she offhandedly mentions that she's always been a little wild and had a kid at 16, but she was smart enough to give the kid a decent chance and gave him up to adoption by "a nice German couple in Kitchener." And you grew up in Kitchener, your folks are originally from Hamburg, and you look nothing like them...
 
2012-09-17 06:16:44 AM  

cynicalbastard: Not too bad- hitting the sheets with the hot older woman who claimed to be just ten years older than you and checking her licence when she was in the can you found out it was more like 16. Then again you added 3 years to your own age at the bar, so she's only lying by 3 years.
A little off-putting- she comments how the two of you have got exactly the same eyes and hair.
Really squicky- over breakfast she offhandedly mentions that she's always been a little wild and had a kid at 16, but she was smart enough to give the kid a decent chance and gave him up to adoption by "a nice German couple in Kitchener." And you grew up in Kitchener, your folks are originally from Hamburg, and you look nothing like them...


You sound like a cynical bastard. ;)
 
2012-09-17 06:30:17 AM  

Johnsnownw: Gross. It doesn't matter that you didn't know each other...you are aware of your relation. You are disgusting, and I hope your babies die in the womb.


We don't have any babbys, but if we did, I'd assume they'd turn out fine. A little research may help you understand fact vs. fiction in this type of scenario.
 
2012-09-17 06:38:47 AM  

nekulor: Johnsnownw: Gross. It doesn't matter that you didn't know each other...you are aware of your relation. You are disgusting, and I hope your babies die in the womb.

Wow... you're just a bad person. Wishing that on anyone is horrible



Fury Pilot: Johnsnownw: Gross. It doesn't matter that you didn't know each other...you are aware of your relation. You are disgusting, and I hope your babies die in the womb.

Wow, if you were trying to look like an a**hole you definitely deserve an A+ for that effort.


I'll just assume that Johnsnownw's knee-jerk reaction acts as a cover for some dirty thoughts he/she may have. Maybe he's wearing his mothers panties. The world may never know.
 
2012-09-17 07:39:40 AM  
"I'd rather fark a tree"

/great quote
 
2012-09-17 08:16:05 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.


Most sex these day is not to "produce offspring". Sorry, but when we decided "same sex" wasn't worthy of being taboo, we lost our right to ridicule "same family".

Equality is equality.
 
2012-09-17 08:26:17 AM  
Shut your farkin face auntfarker
 
2012-09-17 08:27:37 AM  

HAMMERTOE: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.

Most sex these day is not to "produce offspring". Sorry, but when we decided "same sex" wasn't worthy of being taboo, we lost our right to ridicule "same family".


Perhaps you did.

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2012-09-17 08:52:43 AM  
Where is all the open mindedness and tolerance one usually finds in a thread on non traditional sexuality?
 
2012-09-17 08:59:05 AM  

belhade: If it's blood relation, then it's a no-no.


Exactly. No blood, no foul.
 
2012-09-17 09:11:26 AM  

Gergesa: People need to stop having sex with their family members.

/Don't know why this needs to be said but apparently it does.


Uh oh. My wife isn't going to like hearing that. She's gotten used to me doing her.
 
2012-09-17 09:12:40 AM  
I think you have to make a distinction here. While she's very talented and I'm sure she's a fine person, if you're the aunt is Kathy Bates there may be a problem.
farm2.staticflickr.com

On the other hand if the aunt is Sela Ward... well... maybe we can look the other way.
farm7.staticflickr.com

(Although to be fair Ward is 56 and Bates is 64.)
 
2012-09-17 09:13:01 AM  
Totally legal in my neck of the woods ... wishing I had hotter aunties :(
 
2012-09-17 09:21:01 AM  
I think Honey Wilder did this already...

VNSFW

Link
 
2012-09-17 10:42:12 AM  

rikkitikkitavi: I think Honey Wilder did this already...


Ah, the 80s! There's been a slight resurgence in "that kind" of porn...but with step-parents.
 
2012-09-17 10:55:51 AM  
I think this has been the plot of well over a hundred pornos by now.
 
2012-09-17 11:09:04 AM  

doubled99: Where is all the open mindedness and tolerance one usually finds in a thread on non traditional sexuality?


Incest taboos may decrease the incidence of birth defects over time. Monogamy traditions may, hypothetically, reduce the spread of sexually transmitted diseases over time in a given population. (Serial monogamy may not work quite as well, depending on divorce traditions.) Same sex relationships do not, by definition, result in offspring, nor are they inherently more or less monogamous than different sex relationships. I'm not an anthropologist or anything, but it seems like there's some logic behind the squick about certain "non-traditional" sexual relationships.
 
2012-09-17 11:36:17 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Who what now?
 
2012-09-17 01:01:16 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Came looking for an incarnation of this. Leaving disappoint.

/hot
//the image
///er, you know what I mean
 
2012-09-17 01:06:44 PM  

jiggitysmith: Came looking for an incarnation of this. Leaving disappoint.


Then you're leaving without reading the thread in its entirety.

rockforever: Depends on the family. Seriously. McPoyle.jpg


Sure it's not actually the image, but a reference to clan McPoyle, anyway.
 
2012-09-17 01:11:05 PM  

Gawdzila: No I didn't make it up, it was discussed in an anthropology class I took a handful of years ago. The one I seem to remember best is the Amhara (Amhura? Emhara? Something like that)


Gosh you sound like you really know what you are talking about.

Canton: Same sex relationships do not, by definition, result in offspring, nor are they inherently more or less monogamous than different sex relationships.


You may find that lesbian relationships are obsessively more monogamous, and gay male relationships are wildly less monogamous, than different sex relationships, but hey, what do i know. Not like I once took a class on the subject.
 
2012-09-17 01:20:43 PM  

stevarooni: jiggitysmith: Came looking for an incarnation of this. Leaving disappoint.

Then you're leaving without reading the thread in its entirety.

rockforever: Depends on the family. Seriously. McPoyle.jpg

Sure it's not actually the image, but a reference to clan McPoyle, anyway.


I read the thread, but I skim, because I don't really feel the need to read and interpret every last letter on a sick fark thread.
 
2012-09-17 01:27:45 PM  

jiggitysmith: I read the thread, but I skim, because I don't really feel the need to read and interpret every last letter on a sick fark thread.


Obviously you're not obligated to parse the whole thread, but it obviously leaves you less satisfied when you don't. ;-) In a sense.
 
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