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(The Sun)   Dear Deidre: I'm sleeping with my nephew and keeping it a secret ...is it wrong?   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 214
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2012-09-16 10:09:34 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says

Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.


Actually in a majority of states marriage to a first cousin is perfectly fine in 2012...
 
2012-09-16 10:09:34 PM
First, it's wrong because it's against the law? Lots of sex acts actually have laws against them, does it make those wrong too?

And as for keeping it a secret, again, lots of people keep their sexual behavior secret. Should dildos be wrong because women (some) don't flaunt it around?

They're both well over the age of consenting adults. There's no victims and they're happy, good for them.
 
2012-09-16 10:10:08 PM

dervish16108: ArkAngel: Incest between people of consenting age and sound mind, while creepy and gross in my opinion, shouldn't be a crime. I say this as a libertarian and not as a guy with a pair of hot cousins.

Marrying cousins is OK in some culture. My Iranian grandfather tried to convince me to marry one of my female cousins -- I said no, and then he kept going, "well, how about (name of another female cousin)?" and exhausted every name. As a born and raised American I found it a little strange.


So they were all pretty ugly then?
 
2012-09-16 10:10:44 PM
Dear Deidre: I'm sleeping with my nephew and keeping it a secret ...is it wrong?


Only if you're the uncle.

/dnrtfa
 
2012-09-16 10:12:39 PM
At what point is it alright? Second cousins or third cousins?
 
2012-09-16 10:12:46 PM

Marshal805: sure haven't: Switch "aunt" for "gay", and the response to the letter writer would be front page news about someone being an intolerant piece if shiat.

Just as we round one corner, we hit a dead end. Oh incest grosses you out? Too f'n bad. You don't get to have transgendered grade school teachers but be grossed out about two consenting adults. Wtf is wrong with the world, seriously.

/not trolling

Cause incest is where retards like you come from, and the world doesn't need more.


Lemme guess, you thought Clint Eastwood made a compelling and totally awesome appearance at the RNC, and Romney is your personal hero.
F*ck off moron. Take your bigotry elsewhere.
 
2012-09-16 10:13:10 PM
Yeah, their relationship is VERY wrong and disgusting because according to the moral codes that someone came up with a long time ago randomly, we're not supposed to do what they're doing! Only non-humans are allowed sex in the family!
 
2012-09-16 10:13:50 PM
I am find it disturbing that I have the weirdest boner right now
 
2012-09-16 10:14:29 PM
Why there are taboos, and in many cases laws, concerning degrees of consanguinity:

upload.wikimedia.org

QED
 
2012-09-16 10:15:15 PM
Really cant muster up much of a give-a-fark about this.
 
2012-09-16 10:15:50 PM
crockettlives.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-16 10:16:52 PM
Eh, I don't care if you fark your mother, your brother, or your funny uncle John, just don't you dare farking reproduce if you share the same direct lineage. You don't get to decide to fark up a kid's life like that. Even if the kid isn't messed up genetically, he will be emotionally when he realizes that his mother is his grandmother so he is his father's brother.
 
2012-09-16 10:20:27 PM
blessthe40oz.com
 
2012-09-16 10:23:21 PM

Brick-House: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says

Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.

Oh, you mean like gays.


Well, if you're born that way...
 
2012-09-16 10:23:27 PM

belhade: If it's blood relation, then it's a no-no.


Depends on how close the relation. Somewhere along the way I picked up the idea that the fourth cousins and beyond are distant enough. First, second and third cousins are taboo. Genetically speaking that may be overcautious, but the US population is diverse and transportation is relatively easy. Perhaps as the price of gas rises and/or the general economy declines, more people will want to keep things, um, in the family. One never knows.

But still, on a personal level, ew. I can't imagine having a "thing" with a cousin (first, second or third) or an uncle. Ew, ew, ew.

Dr. Nick Riviera: There's a lot of West Virginia going on in this thread.


I was going to say that West Virginia isn't that bad. Then I remembered that my token drunk uncle is from West Virginia. Which figures. (I don't think he's inbred, but whatever.) So, uh, carry on...
 
2012-09-16 10:24:40 PM
third cousins are fine...
 
2012-09-16 10:25:11 PM
Sis to brother "You have a bigger dick then dad"
Brother "Yeah, mom told me that last night"
 
2012-09-16 10:25:54 PM
Need reference to " The Grifters" (Cusak and Huston).
 
2012-09-16 10:26:28 PM

"Do you have a kiss for daddy?"


www.empireonline.com

 
2012-09-16 10:26:47 PM
The Sun is not your personal erotica site.
 
2012-09-16 10:27:14 PM
I really can't form an opinion about this without a pic of the aunt.

Pic must include chestal region.
 
2012-09-16 10:28:11 PM
Looks like someone got rejected by Penthouse Forum.

/Surprised it wasn't the Daily Mail.
 
2012-09-16 10:29:10 PM

insertsnarkyusername: dervish16108: ArkAngel: Incest between people of consenting age and sound mind, while creepy and gross in my opinion, shouldn't be a crime. I say this as a libertarian and not as a guy with a pair of hot cousins.

Marrying cousins is OK in some culture. My Iranian grandfather tried to convince me to marry one of my female cousins -- I said no, and then he kept going, "well, how about (name of another female cousin)?" and exhausted every name. As a born and raised American I found it a little strange.

So they were all pretty ugly then?


Not really. There's just a lot of crazy in the Iranian side of my family (not due to nationality) and I want no part of it.
 
2012-09-16 10:30:17 PM

MisterRonbo: I really can't form an opinion about this without a pic of the aunt.

Pic must include chestal region.


THIS!
 
2012-09-16 10:33:35 PM
thebeardedladies.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-16 10:33:49 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-16 10:34:03 PM

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: Dear Deidre: I'm sleeping with my nephew and keeping it a secret ...is it wrong?


Only if you're the uncle.

/dnrtfa


QFT.
 
2012-09-16 10:34:08 PM
dervish16108 SmartestFunniest 2012-09-16 10:29:10 PM


insertsnarkyusername: dervish16108: ArkAngel: Incest between people of consenting age and sound mind, while creepy and gross in my opinion, shouldn't be a crime. I say this as a libertarian and not as a guy with a pair of hot cousins.

Marrying cousins is OK in some culture. My Iranian grandfather tried to convince me to marry one of my female cousins -- I said no, and then he kept going, "well, how about (name of another female cousin)?" and exhausted every name. As a born and raised American I found it a little strange.

So they were all pretty ugly then?

Not really. There's just a lot of crazy in the Iranian side of my family (not due to nationality) and I want no part of it.


It's the Islam, if the last week hasn't helped you narrow it down
 
2012-09-16 10:34:53 PM
They could move to America, live in Mississippi and everything would be fine.
 
2012-09-16 10:37:10 PM
mimg.ugo.com

"How about these cookies, sugar?".

GRANDMA MILDRED??!!! 

/oh yes, let's all take a lesson in not changing history from Mister "I'm My Own Grandpa" over here- SCREW HISTORY!
 
2012-09-16 10:37:47 PM
Just ask the Hapsburgs how well uncle/niece marriage worked out for them:

upload.wikimedia.org

Charles the Second of Spain. He was so deformed he could barely speak. Charles II's genome was actually more homozygous than that of an average child whose parents are siblings.

Laying your aunt seems the older life equivalent of taking your fat cousin to the prom. These people seem far too withdrawn and emotionally damaged to seek relationships with more age appropriate people, and once they were thrown together (thanks to them being familially intimate, but not close enough for the Westermarck effect to kick in) they started banging each other. It's a story more sad than outrageous.
 
2012-09-16 10:38:34 PM
www.rowthree.com

/too obscure?
 
2012-09-16 10:39:10 PM
bookling.files.wordpress.com

Only if it makes you as happy as a little girl.

/really? I'm the first?
//obscure as a lighthouse three inches from your eyeball
 
2012-09-16 10:41:12 PM
That advice columnist is a big, fat killjoy.
 
2012-09-16 10:42:17 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-09-16 10:43:48 PM
Incest is best, relatively speaking
 
2012-09-16 10:43:59 PM
Her: Dear Deidre, MY boyfriend is 17 years younger than I am....
Him: Dear Penthouse, I never thought I'd be writing you...
 
2012-09-16 10:44:13 PM
I guess it depends which state they are in.
 
2012-09-16 10:47:50 PM
People need to stop having sex with their family members.

/Don't know why this needs to be said but apparently it does.
 
2012-09-16 10:49:38 PM

Pribar: Gdalescrboz: Abe Vigoda's Ghost

Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says

Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.

We need to ban the gay then


I can pretty much guarantee that gay sex has never resulted in offspring, mutant or otherwise 8-)


Rick Santorum doesn't count?
 
2012-09-16 10:50:45 PM
Assuming that the aunt is married into the family (as opposed to a sibling of one of the parents), then I have no problem. To me, that isn't really incest.

/DNRTFA
//Had a crush on a cousin by marriage
///He's in the military now, which makes him hotter
 
2012-09-16 10:52:03 PM
I'm married to my first cousin. Didn't know her until I was well into my 20's. Believe it or not, 80% of all historical marriages are between cousins, so you're all inbred.

Deal with it.

// Aunt is a little too close for me, but whatever, dude.
 
2012-09-16 10:54:45 PM
Is it wrong that there was an ad for ancestry.com at the bottom of the article?
 
2012-09-16 10:58:08 PM

Knight without armor: [img.photobucket.com image 799x492]

/too obscure?


Not even remotely.
 
2012-09-16 10:59:45 PM

ZombieApocalypseKitten: Knight without armor: [img.photobucket.com image 799x492]

/too obscure?

Not even remotely.


Give me THAT!

/takes remote
 
2012-09-16 11:07:55 PM

Dr. Nick Riviera: There's a lot of West Virginia Utah going on in this thread.

 
2012-09-16 11:13:59 PM

maram500: Assuming that the aunt is married into the family (as opposed to a sibling of one of the parents), then I have no problem. To me, that isn't really incest.


That isn't incest at all by any sensible or useful definition of the word.
 
2012-09-16 11:18:14 PM
In this day and age of protection from procreation. Who cares.

Sex w/o offspring is just fun exercise. And we all could use more exercise.
 
2012-09-16 11:21:30 PM

steveo1983: Is it wrong that there was an ad for ancestry.com at the bottom of the article?


Now it's a dating site apparently.
 
2012-09-16 11:23:39 PM

yourmomlovestetris: Just ask the Hapsburgs how well uncle/niece marriage worked out for them:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 341x475]

Charles the Second of Spain. He was so deformed he could barely speak. Charles II's genome was actually more homozygous than that of an average child whose parents are siblings.

Laying your aunt seems the older life equivalent of taking your fat cousin to the prom. These people seem far too withdrawn and emotionally damaged to seek relationships with more age appropriate people, and once they were thrown together (thanks to them being familially intimate, but not close enough for the Westermarck effect to kick in) they started banging each other. It's a story more sad than outrageous.




I would bet that portrait was more kind to him than how he really looked in real life.
 
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