If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Sun)   Dear Deidre: I'm sleeping with my nephew and keeping it a secret ...is it wrong?   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 214
    More: Sick, sex therapy, nephews  
•       •       •

23346 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Sep 2012 at 9:45 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



214 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2012-09-16 06:28:10 PM
Meh. Both are well over the age of consent. She's 45, unlikely to give birth to a monster. Nothing wrong with this situation.
 
2012-09-16 07:07:56 PM
When I was around 20 I had the serious hots for an older aunt that was as sexy as a woman could be.
She always flirted with me. I probably would have went for it if I had the chance.

Keep it away from family, don't spread it around. Have fun ;-)
 
2012-09-16 07:15:38 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Nothing wrong with this situation.


I can see one small, teensy problem with it, aside from the moral ramifications of plowing your aunt like a time share garden:

forums.allkpop.com
 
2012-09-16 07:22:48 PM
Incest between people of consenting age and sound mind, while creepy and gross in my opinion, shouldn't be a crime. I say this as a libertarian and not as a guy with a pair of hot cousins.

BarkingUnicorn: Meh. Both are well over the age of consent. She's 45, unlikely to give birth to a monster. Nothing wrong with this situation.


Actually, that makes it more likely. Likelihood of chromosomal birth defects increase as the mother increases in age Link
 
2012-09-16 07:35:07 PM

ArkAngel: Incest between people of consenting age and sound mind, while creepy and gross in my opinion, shouldn't be a crime. I say this as a libertarian and not as a guy with a pair of hot cousins.

BarkingUnicorn: Meh. Both are well over the age of consent. She's 45, unlikely to give birth to a monster. Nothing wrong with this situation.

Actually, that makes it more likely. Likelihood of chromosomal birth defects increase as the mother increases in age Link


Unless she is all out of eggs.
 
2012-09-16 08:13:45 PM
How's about a kiss for your cousin Dupree?
 
2012-09-16 08:25:43 PM
It is probably not wrong to keep it secret no
 
2012-09-16 09:40:08 PM
Is she hot?
 
2012-09-16 09:41:14 PM
If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family
 
2012-09-16 09:43:38 PM
If you ain't good enough for kin, you ain't good enough to stick it in.
 
2012-09-16 09:48:31 PM
Robert Cormier unavailable for comment.

/if my decades-old recollection of the plot of Fade is correct
 
2012-09-16 09:50:22 PM
Ewwww
/but very hesitantly agree if they are consenting adults and not hurting anyone and don't reproduce

Still ewww
 
2012-09-16 09:50:41 PM
Imus?
 
2012-09-16 09:50:41 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family


img2-2.timeinc.net
 
2012-09-16 09:50:43 PM
Vice is nice but incest is best
 
2012-09-16 09:50:49 PM
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-09-16 09:50:56 PM

ArkAngel: Incest between people of consenting age and sound mind, while creepy and gross in my opinion, shouldn't be a crime. I say this as a libertarian and not as a guy with a pair of hot cousins.

BarkingUnicorn: Meh. Both are well over the age of consent. She's 45, unlikely to give birth to a monster. Nothing wrong with this situation.

Actually, that makes it more likely. Likelihood of chromosomal birth defects increase as the mother increases in age Link


What I think he meant is at 45 if she hasn't had kids by now she either doesn't want them or can't have them.
 
2012-09-16 09:50:58 PM
There's a lot of West Virginia going on in this thread.
 
2012-09-16 09:51:15 PM
img.photobucket.com

/too obscure?
 
2012-09-16 09:51:59 PM
childrensbooksguide.com
 
2012-09-16 09:53:05 PM
Everything is relative.
 
2012-09-16 09:53:21 PM
Was that wrong?

Should I not have done that?
 
2012-09-16 09:53:38 PM
Japan approves.
 
2012-09-16 09:53:54 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family


www.oceanquestdivecenter.com
 
2012-09-16 09:54:19 PM
thirdfactory.net
 
2012-09-16 09:54:24 PM

juber: How's about a kiss for your cousin Dupree?


Good one!
 
2012-09-16 09:54:33 PM
Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says
 
2012-09-16 09:55:31 PM
I was expecting Aunt, as in married into the family or something. But actual blood aunt that knew you since you were little? I imagine there are some issues in one or both of them, especially with the aunt being the sister of the dead mother.I mean, does she look like the dead mother?
 
2012-09-16 09:55:54 PM
Les cousins dangereaux.
 
2012-09-16 09:56:02 PM
The family that plays together stays together. Or so I'm told.
 
2012-09-16 09:58:00 PM

Knight without armor: [img.photobucket.com image 799x492]

/too obscure?


How could that be obscure. That movie is half the reason I've always wanted to sleep with an aunt or cousin. ...
 
2012-09-16 09:58:10 PM
What! You never had thoughts at the family reunion?
 
2012-09-16 09:58:18 PM
If it's blood relation, then it's a no-no.
 
2012-09-16 09:59:05 PM
Also if everyone can tell she is getting farked silly, and her young male nephew just moved in, someones gotta suspect something...
 
2012-09-16 10:00:10 PM

Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says


Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.
 
2012-09-16 10:00:27 PM
Shut the fark up about it. Have no children. Make sure you're both on the same page about it emotionally.

Other than that, consenting adults, man. I may think it's icky, but that's as far as my rights should go on the matter.
 
2012-09-16 10:01:00 PM

belhade: If it's blood relation, then it's a no-no.


Its only a blood relation for one week a month.
 
2012-09-16 10:01:10 PM
Not a story, but typical of Fark...

If they're both above age of consent, who gives a fark? Plus, when you have to keep it a secret, of course it's wrong...
 
2012-09-16 10:01:38 PM
It's nice to see a family so close. *sniff*
 
2012-09-16 10:01:40 PM

Brick-House: belhade: If it's blood relation, then it's a no-no.

Its only a blood relation for one week a month.


Shark Week!
 
2012-09-16 10:03:02 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says

Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.


We need to ban the gay then
 
2012-09-16 10:04:28 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says

Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.


Oh, you mean like gays.
 
2012-09-16 10:04:57 PM
Switch "aunt" for "gay", and the response to the letter writer would be front page news about someone being an intolerant piece if shiat.

Just as we round one corner, we hit a dead end. Oh incest grosses you out? Too f'n bad. You don't get to have transgendered grade school teachers but be grossed out about two consenting adults. Wtf is wrong with the world, seriously.

/not trolling
 
2012-09-16 10:04:57 PM

ArkAngel: Incest between people of consenting age and sound mind, while creepy and gross in my opinion, shouldn't be a crime. I say this as a libertarian and not as a guy with a pair of hot cousins.


Marrying cousins is OK in some culture. My Iranian grandfather tried to convince me to marry one of my female cousins -- I said no, and then he kept going, "well, how about (name of another female cousin)?" and exhausted every name. As a born and raised American I found it a little strange.
 
2012-09-16 10:07:42 PM

Gdalescrboz: Abe Vigoda's Ghost

Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says

Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.

We need to ban the gay then


0/10 incoherant trolling isnt real trolling.
 
2012-09-16 10:08:12 PM

Gdalescrboz: Abe Vigoda's Ghost

Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says

Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.

We need to ban the gay then



I can pretty much guarantee that gay sex has never resulted in offspring, mutant or otherwise 8-)
 
2012-09-16 10:08:28 PM
Firstly you are breaking the law because it is illegal for an aunt to have a sexual relationship with her nephew.

Depends on the state.

Also it crosses all the proper boundaries within a family.


Depends on the family. Seriously. McPoyle.jpg

You both know that it's wrong, because you realise the need to keep it a secret.

No they keep it a secret because they know others will disapprove. Doesn't mean its wrong. People disapprove when I scratch my crotch in public too, but its just rude, not wrong.

It is holding you both back from finding someone probably nearer your own age, and having a relationship that you can tell the whole world about.


Its giving her confidence back.

You know deep down that it's wrong and won't lead to lasting happiness for you or him, otherwise you wouldn't have written to me about it. Tell him it has to stop now and lessen the temptation by asking him to find somewhere else to live.


I don't know why anyone would write to this columnist.
 
2012-09-16 10:08:31 PM

sure haven't: Switch "aunt" for "gay", and the response to the letter writer would be front page news about someone being an intolerant piece if shiat.

Just as we round one corner, we hit a dead end. Oh incest grosses you out? Too f'n bad. You don't get to have transgendered grade school teachers but be grossed out about two consenting adults. Wtf is wrong with the world, seriously.

/not trolling


Cause incest is where retards like you come from, and the world doesn't need more.
 
2012-09-16 10:08:42 PM

dervish16108: ArkAngel: Incest between people of consenting age and sound mind, while creepy and gross in my opinion, shouldn't be a crime. I say this as a libertarian and not as a guy with a pair of hot cousins.

Marrying cousins is OK in some culture. My Iranian grandfather tried to convince me to marry one of my female cousins -- I said no, and then he kept going, "well, how about (name of another female cousin)?" and exhausted every name. As a born and raised American I found it a little strange.


So all your female cousins are ugly?
 
2012-09-16 10:09:10 PM
If anyone needs me, I'm just going to be on motherless.com and looking up aunt/nephew videos.
 
2012-09-16 10:09:34 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says

Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.


Actually in a majority of states marriage to a first cousin is perfectly fine in 2012...
 
2012-09-16 10:09:34 PM
First, it's wrong because it's against the law? Lots of sex acts actually have laws against them, does it make those wrong too?

And as for keeping it a secret, again, lots of people keep their sexual behavior secret. Should dildos be wrong because women (some) don't flaunt it around?

They're both well over the age of consenting adults. There's no victims and they're happy, good for them.
 
2012-09-16 10:10:08 PM

dervish16108: ArkAngel: Incest between people of consenting age and sound mind, while creepy and gross in my opinion, shouldn't be a crime. I say this as a libertarian and not as a guy with a pair of hot cousins.

Marrying cousins is OK in some culture. My Iranian grandfather tried to convince me to marry one of my female cousins -- I said no, and then he kept going, "well, how about (name of another female cousin)?" and exhausted every name. As a born and raised American I found it a little strange.


So they were all pretty ugly then?
 
2012-09-16 10:10:44 PM
Dear Deidre: I'm sleeping with my nephew and keeping it a secret ...is it wrong?


Only if you're the uncle.

/dnrtfa
 
2012-09-16 10:12:39 PM
At what point is it alright? Second cousins or third cousins?
 
2012-09-16 10:12:46 PM

Marshal805: sure haven't: Switch "aunt" for "gay", and the response to the letter writer would be front page news about someone being an intolerant piece if shiat.

Just as we round one corner, we hit a dead end. Oh incest grosses you out? Too f'n bad. You don't get to have transgendered grade school teachers but be grossed out about two consenting adults. Wtf is wrong with the world, seriously.

/not trolling

Cause incest is where retards like you come from, and the world doesn't need more.


Lemme guess, you thought Clint Eastwood made a compelling and totally awesome appearance at the RNC, and Romney is your personal hero.
F*ck off moron. Take your bigotry elsewhere.
 
2012-09-16 10:13:10 PM
Yeah, their relationship is VERY wrong and disgusting because according to the moral codes that someone came up with a long time ago randomly, we're not supposed to do what they're doing! Only non-humans are allowed sex in the family!
 
2012-09-16 10:13:50 PM
I am find it disturbing that I have the weirdest boner right now
 
2012-09-16 10:14:29 PM
Why there are taboos, and in many cases laws, concerning degrees of consanguinity:

upload.wikimedia.org

QED
 
2012-09-16 10:15:15 PM
Really cant muster up much of a give-a-fark about this.
 
2012-09-16 10:15:50 PM
crockettlives.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-16 10:16:52 PM
Eh, I don't care if you fark your mother, your brother, or your funny uncle John, just don't you dare farking reproduce if you share the same direct lineage. You don't get to decide to fark up a kid's life like that. Even if the kid isn't messed up genetically, he will be emotionally when he realizes that his mother is his grandmother so he is his father's brother.
 
2012-09-16 10:20:27 PM
blessthe40oz.com
 
2012-09-16 10:23:21 PM

Brick-House: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says

Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.

Oh, you mean like gays.


Well, if you're born that way...
 
2012-09-16 10:23:27 PM

belhade: If it's blood relation, then it's a no-no.


Depends on how close the relation. Somewhere along the way I picked up the idea that the fourth cousins and beyond are distant enough. First, second and third cousins are taboo. Genetically speaking that may be overcautious, but the US population is diverse and transportation is relatively easy. Perhaps as the price of gas rises and/or the general economy declines, more people will want to keep things, um, in the family. One never knows.

But still, on a personal level, ew. I can't imagine having a "thing" with a cousin (first, second or third) or an uncle. Ew, ew, ew.

Dr. Nick Riviera: There's a lot of West Virginia going on in this thread.


I was going to say that West Virginia isn't that bad. Then I remembered that my token drunk uncle is from West Virginia. Which figures. (I don't think he's inbred, but whatever.) So, uh, carry on...
 
2012-09-16 10:24:40 PM
third cousins are fine...
 
2012-09-16 10:25:11 PM
Sis to brother "You have a bigger dick then dad"
Brother "Yeah, mom told me that last night"
 
2012-09-16 10:25:54 PM
Need reference to " The Grifters" (Cusak and Huston).
 
2012-09-16 10:26:28 PM

"Do you have a kiss for daddy?"


www.empireonline.com

 
2012-09-16 10:26:47 PM
The Sun is not your personal erotica site.
 
2012-09-16 10:27:14 PM
I really can't form an opinion about this without a pic of the aunt.

Pic must include chestal region.
 
2012-09-16 10:28:11 PM
Looks like someone got rejected by Penthouse Forum.

/Surprised it wasn't the Daily Mail.
 
2012-09-16 10:29:10 PM

insertsnarkyusername: dervish16108: ArkAngel: Incest between people of consenting age and sound mind, while creepy and gross in my opinion, shouldn't be a crime. I say this as a libertarian and not as a guy with a pair of hot cousins.

Marrying cousins is OK in some culture. My Iranian grandfather tried to convince me to marry one of my female cousins -- I said no, and then he kept going, "well, how about (name of another female cousin)?" and exhausted every name. As a born and raised American I found it a little strange.

So they were all pretty ugly then?


Not really. There's just a lot of crazy in the Iranian side of my family (not due to nationality) and I want no part of it.
 
2012-09-16 10:30:17 PM

MisterRonbo: I really can't form an opinion about this without a pic of the aunt.

Pic must include chestal region.


THIS!
 
2012-09-16 10:33:35 PM
thebeardedladies.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-16 10:33:49 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-16 10:34:03 PM

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: Dear Deidre: I'm sleeping with my nephew and keeping it a secret ...is it wrong?


Only if you're the uncle.

/dnrtfa


QFT.
 
2012-09-16 10:34:08 PM
dervish16108 SmartestFunniest 2012-09-16 10:29:10 PM


insertsnarkyusername: dervish16108: ArkAngel: Incest between people of consenting age and sound mind, while creepy and gross in my opinion, shouldn't be a crime. I say this as a libertarian and not as a guy with a pair of hot cousins.

Marrying cousins is OK in some culture. My Iranian grandfather tried to convince me to marry one of my female cousins -- I said no, and then he kept going, "well, how about (name of another female cousin)?" and exhausted every name. As a born and raised American I found it a little strange.

So they were all pretty ugly then?

Not really. There's just a lot of crazy in the Iranian side of my family (not due to nationality) and I want no part of it.


It's the Islam, if the last week hasn't helped you narrow it down
 
2012-09-16 10:34:53 PM
They could move to America, live in Mississippi and everything would be fine.
 
2012-09-16 10:37:10 PM
mimg.ugo.com

"How about these cookies, sugar?".

GRANDMA MILDRED??!!! 

/oh yes, let's all take a lesson in not changing history from Mister "I'm My Own Grandpa" over here- SCREW HISTORY!
 
2012-09-16 10:37:47 PM
Just ask the Hapsburgs how well uncle/niece marriage worked out for them:

upload.wikimedia.org

Charles the Second of Spain. He was so deformed he could barely speak. Charles II's genome was actually more homozygous than that of an average child whose parents are siblings.

Laying your aunt seems the older life equivalent of taking your fat cousin to the prom. These people seem far too withdrawn and emotionally damaged to seek relationships with more age appropriate people, and once they were thrown together (thanks to them being familially intimate, but not close enough for the Westermarck effect to kick in) they started banging each other. It's a story more sad than outrageous.
 
2012-09-16 10:38:34 PM
www.rowthree.com

/too obscure?
 
2012-09-16 10:39:10 PM
bookling.files.wordpress.com

Only if it makes you as happy as a little girl.

/really? I'm the first?
//obscure as a lighthouse three inches from your eyeball
 
2012-09-16 10:41:12 PM
That advice columnist is a big, fat killjoy.
 
2012-09-16 10:42:17 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-09-16 10:43:48 PM
Incest is best, relatively speaking
 
2012-09-16 10:43:59 PM
Her: Dear Deidre, MY boyfriend is 17 years younger than I am....
Him: Dear Penthouse, I never thought I'd be writing you...
 
2012-09-16 10:44:13 PM
I guess it depends which state they are in.
 
2012-09-16 10:47:50 PM
People need to stop having sex with their family members.

/Don't know why this needs to be said but apparently it does.
 
2012-09-16 10:49:38 PM

Pribar: Gdalescrboz: Abe Vigoda's Ghost

Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says

Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.

We need to ban the gay then


I can pretty much guarantee that gay sex has never resulted in offspring, mutant or otherwise 8-)


Rick Santorum doesn't count?
 
2012-09-16 10:50:45 PM
Assuming that the aunt is married into the family (as opposed to a sibling of one of the parents), then I have no problem. To me, that isn't really incest.

/DNRTFA
//Had a crush on a cousin by marriage
///He's in the military now, which makes him hotter
 
2012-09-16 10:52:03 PM
I'm married to my first cousin. Didn't know her until I was well into my 20's. Believe it or not, 80% of all historical marriages are between cousins, so you're all inbred.

Deal with it.

// Aunt is a little too close for me, but whatever, dude.
 
2012-09-16 10:54:45 PM
Is it wrong that there was an ad for ancestry.com at the bottom of the article?
 
2012-09-16 10:58:08 PM

Knight without armor: [img.photobucket.com image 799x492]

/too obscure?


Not even remotely.
 
2012-09-16 10:59:45 PM

ZombieApocalypseKitten: Knight without armor: [img.photobucket.com image 799x492]

/too obscure?

Not even remotely.


Give me THAT!

/takes remote
 
2012-09-16 11:07:55 PM

Dr. Nick Riviera: There's a lot of West Virginia Utah going on in this thread.

 
2012-09-16 11:13:59 PM

maram500: Assuming that the aunt is married into the family (as opposed to a sibling of one of the parents), then I have no problem. To me, that isn't really incest.


That isn't incest at all by any sensible or useful definition of the word.
 
2012-09-16 11:18:14 PM
In this day and age of protection from procreation. Who cares.

Sex w/o offspring is just fun exercise. And we all could use more exercise.
 
2012-09-16 11:21:30 PM

steveo1983: Is it wrong that there was an ad for ancestry.com at the bottom of the article?


Now it's a dating site apparently.
 
2012-09-16 11:23:39 PM

yourmomlovestetris: Just ask the Hapsburgs how well uncle/niece marriage worked out for them:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 341x475]

Charles the Second of Spain. He was so deformed he could barely speak. Charles II's genome was actually more homozygous than that of an average child whose parents are siblings.

Laying your aunt seems the older life equivalent of taking your fat cousin to the prom. These people seem far too withdrawn and emotionally damaged to seek relationships with more age appropriate people, and once they were thrown together (thanks to them being familially intimate, but not close enough for the Westermarck effect to kick in) they started banging each other. It's a story more sad than outrageous.




I would bet that portrait was more kind to him than how he really looked in real life.
 
2012-09-16 11:24:53 PM
MemeSlave       
 
Smartest
Funniest
  2012-09-16 10:49:38 PM  
Pribar: Gdalescrboz: Abe Vigoda's Ghost

Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says

Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.

We need to ban the gay then


I can pretty much guarantee that gay sex has never resulted in offspring, mutant or otherwise 8-)

Rick Santorum doesn't count?


No, it's worse, they are adopting and raising kids to be gay. I seen it
 
2012-09-16 11:26:07 PM
DEIDRE SAYS

Hubba Hubba!!!!
 
2012-09-16 11:29:27 PM

gaspode: maram500: Assuming that the aunt is married into the family (as opposed to a sibling of one of the parents), then I have no problem. To me, that isn't really incest.


That isn't incest at all by any sensible or useful definition of the word.


he is the son of her late sister. It's farking nasty.
 
2012-09-16 11:30:17 PM

gaspode: maram500: Assuming that the aunt is married into the family (as opposed to a sibling of one of the parents), then I have no problem. To me, that isn't really incest.


That isn't incest at all by any sensible or useful definition of the word.


It pretty much is in most states. Cousins, it varies. By marriage? I think it's considered the same as blood if it's an aunt or uncle.
 
2012-09-16 11:30:29 PM

sure haven't: Oh incest grosses you out? Too f'n bad.


It grosses me out cause I was sexually abused by 2 males in my family, but if they're both of the age of consent good luck to them.
 
2012-09-16 11:34:30 PM

Knight without armor: [img.photobucket.com image 799x492]

/too obscure?


The Secret of MY Success
 
2012-09-16 11:34:33 PM
Shut your farking face, uncle farker
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle farker
You're an uncle farker, yes it's true
Nobody farks uncles quite like you

Shut YOUR farking face, uncle farker
You're the one that farked your uncle, uncle farker
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn
You just fark your uncle all day long

Shut your farking face, uncle farker
You're a boner biting bastard uncle farker
You're an uncle farker, I must say
You farked your uncle yesterday

Uncle farker, that's U-N-C-L-E fark you uncle farker!
Suck my balls
 
2012-09-16 11:35:21 PM

Bigdogdaddy: gaspode: maram500: Assuming that the aunt is married into the family (as opposed to a sibling of one of the parents), then I have no problem. To me, that isn't really incest.


That isn't incest at all by any sensible or useful definition of the word.

It pretty much is in most states. Cousins, it varies. By marriage? I think it's considered the same as blood if it's an aunt or uncle.


any law that says a person who marries your uncle becomes a relative and sleeping with them is a crime is neither sensible nor useful.
 
TWX
2012-09-16 11:37:42 PM

Tsar_Bomba1: yourmomlovestetris: Just ask the Hapsburgs how well uncle/niece marriage worked out for them:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 341x475]

Charles the Second of Spain. He was so deformed he could barely speak. Charles II's genome was actually more homozygous than that of an average child whose parents are siblings.

Laying your aunt seems the older life equivalent of taking your fat cousin to the prom. These people seem far too withdrawn and emotionally damaged to seek relationships with more age appropriate people, and once they were thrown together (thanks to them being familially intimate, but not close enough for the Westermarck effect to kick in) they started banging each other. It's a story more sad than outrageous.



I would bet that portrait was more kind to him than how he really looked in real life.


Inbred eight times over? Absofarkinglutely the painter was kind, probably at the point of a sword.
 
2012-09-16 11:37:50 PM

maram500: Assuming that the aunt is married into the family


The she wouldn't be his aunt.
 
2012-09-16 11:38:57 PM

kareninsf: Ewwww
/but very hesitantly agree if they are consenting adults and not hurting anyone and don't reproduce

Still ewww


Pretty much this.


Gdalescrboz: Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest.


Uhhhh... that's not exactly true.


dervish16108: Marrying cousins is OK in some culture. My Iranian grandfather tried to convince me to marry one of my female cousins -- I said no, and then he kept going, "well, how about (name of another female cousin)?"


Isn't it usually only with second cousins or more distant?
First cousins still have a somewhat risky chance of producing kids with, umm... problems.
 
2012-09-16 11:39:47 PM

doglover: maram500: Assuming that the aunt is married into the family

The she wouldn't be his aunt.


Sure she would.
The woman who marries your mom/dad's brother is your aunt.
 
2012-09-16 11:41:04 PM

PallMall: I'm married to my first cousin. Didn't know her until I was well into my 20's. Believe it or not, 80% of all historical marriages are between cousins, so you're all inbred.

Deal with it.

// Aunt is a little too close for me, but whatever, dude.


See, that squicks me out a little, but I've known all of my first cousins since before I (or they, depending on age) can remember. They might as well be siblings. There's definitely an historical precedent for first cousin marriage, but there's also some genetic risk, so it's not ideal. But... whatever floats your boat.

On the other hand, my grandma's boyfriend (She's a widow, he a widower, and they're both the same age.) is also her fourth cousin. They've known each other for their entire lives and didn't know that until a year or two ago. It's just a source of amusement. And also, they're in their 80s and not reproducing. Even if they were, fourth cousins is plenty distant.
 
2012-09-16 11:41:29 PM
If your family tree has no branches, you might me a Tudor, or a Habsburg, or a Windsor, or a Bourbon, or a Ptolemy...


The Aristocrats!
 
2012-09-16 11:41:32 PM

Gawdzila: dervish16108: Marrying cousins is OK in some culture. My Iranian grandfather tried to convince me to marry one of my female cousins -- I said no, and then he kept going, "well, how about (name of another female cousin)?"

Isn't it usually only with second cousins or more distant?
First cousins still have a somewhat risky chance of producing kids with, umm... problems.


Read Jane Austen some time...
 
2012-09-16 11:41:59 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-16 11:43:20 PM
Reminds me of this scene:

Link
 
2012-09-16 11:44:31 PM
Has anyone mentioned that episode of The X-Files yet?
 
2012-09-16 11:44:41 PM

gaspode: maram500: Assuming that the aunt is married into the family (as opposed to a sibling of one of the parents), then I have no problem. To me, that isn't really incest.


That isn't incest at all by any sensible or useful definition of the word.


Some incest laws prohibit sex with adopted or step children, even if they're adults.
 
2012-09-16 11:47:38 PM
Incest laws in the US

Link
 
2012-09-16 11:54:05 PM

belhade: If it's blood relation, then it's a no-no.


What if you are adopted?
 
2012-09-16 11:55:17 PM

maram500: Assuming that the aunt is married into the family (as opposed to a sibling of one of the parents), then I have no problem. To me, that isn't really incest.

/DNRTFA
//Had a crush on a cousin by marriage
///He's in the military now, which makes him hotter


Well, if you'd read the article, you would know that the aunt in question is, indeed, the nephew's mother's younger sister. So yes- blood relation.
 
2012-09-17 12:00:14 AM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-09-17 12:07:03 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says

Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.


The chances of mutations from inbreeding is quite low. Among first cousins, it's like 2% more. Then again, an aunt is much closer in blood line than a first cousin.
 
2012-09-17 12:09:18 AM

TyrantII: Actually in a majority of states marriage to a first cousin is perfectly fine in 2012...


A) It's less than half: Cousin Marriage Law by State

B) The actual risk of genetic abnormalities in first-cousin offspring is not significantly different than the risk in the general population, so if that's the goal of the law it should be repealed. Most such laws were enacted long before we had any scientific understanding of things like genetics.
 
2012-09-17 12:10:08 AM
Whatever. I saw this back in the 70's.

NSFW Link
 
2012-09-17 12:10:31 AM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-17 12:10:42 AM

Gawdzila: First cousins still have a somewhat risky chance of producing kids with, umm... problems.


First cousins having a child when the woman's 30 run about the same risk of having defective children that an unrelated couple would run by having a child when the woman's 40.

Now, if you're double first cousins, there's a serious elevated risk; don't marry someone who's the niece of both your mother and father by blood.

But an ordinary first cousin as a mother is no more dangerous for your children than a wife who waits to have kids after her career is established. If we're going to denounce the former as sick or gross, we should denounce the latter, too.
 
2012-09-17 12:11:08 AM
Nope, Link denied.

Just search x hamster for 'oldie but goldie' and you'll see what I mean.
 
2012-09-17 12:12:24 AM

yourmomlovestetris: Just ask the Hapsburgs how well uncle/niece marriage worked out for them:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 341x475]

Charles the Second of Spain. He was so deformed he could barely speak. Charles II's genome was actually more homozygous than that of an average child whose parents are siblings.

Laying your aunt seems the older life equivalent of taking your fat cousin to the prom. These people seem far too withdrawn and emotionally damaged to seek relationships with more age appropriate people, and once they were thrown together (thanks to them being familially intimate, but not close enough for the Westermarck effect to kick in) they started banging each other. It's a story more sad than outrageous.



Yeah but look at his family tree posted above your comment. It wasn't just one cousin or aunt/uncle marriage, it was a pattern of such marriages over two centuries. If your family tree looks like a spinning top, then you get problems like poor Charlie there. Without this pattern of incest a single instance isn't very likely to make something messed up. Yeah it's weird but I don't think it'll get into flipper baby territory right from the get go.
 
2012-09-17 12:16:04 AM
mmm motherless.com completely forgot about that website.

I have an aunt that as a kid I had the hots for -- it was more like an aunt-in-law so we totally could have gotten away with it and (besides the age thing) not been weird.

Everyone has a few hot cousins, if you don't then I feel sorry for you for not having anything fun to look at during boring family reunions.
 
2012-09-17 12:23:55 AM

Silly Jesus: [thebeardedladies.files.wordpress.com image 300x300]


Which one is Neil and which one is Jeb?
 
2012-09-17 12:28:59 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Meh. Both are well over the age of consent. She's 45, unlikely to give birth to a monster. Nothing wrong with this situation.


Agreed. It sounds fully consensual, they're both adults, no pressure was applied. "Yuck!" isn't enough to make it illegal in my eyes.

accelerus: mmm motherless.com completely forgot about that website.

I have an aunt that as a kid I had the hots for -- it was more like an aunt-in-law so we totally could have gotten away with it and (besides the age thing) not been weird.

Everyone has a few hot cousins, if you don't then I feel sorry for you for not having anything fun to look at during boring family reunions.


I believe I have a couple of cousins but I've never met them and I don't know their names. I do have a couple of attractive cousin-in-laws but their personalities are another matter.
 
2012-09-17 12:34:14 AM
All I'm saying is..if the kingslayer was my bro...I'd be wide with pride-
 
2012-09-17 12:34:29 AM
My aunts all look like my dad in drag, so no thanks!
 
2012-09-17 12:36:22 AM
Fake. Deidre got trolled.
 
2012-09-17 12:44:13 AM

taint futcha: All I'm saying is..if the kingslayer was my bro...I'd be wide with pride-


Would you cheat on the kingslayer with every knight errant?
 
2012-09-17 12:45:24 AM
No, don't keep it a secret.
Tell us more.
 
2012-09-17 12:47:46 AM
"The only vigorous activity in which Charles is known to have participated was shooting."

[See previous thread comments, then insert gun access/Second Amendment debate here.]
 
2012-09-17 12:54:12 AM

Gawdzila: doglover: maram500: Assuming that the aunt is married into the family

The she wouldn't be his aunt.

Sure she would.
The woman who marries your mom/dad's brother is your aunt.


No, she's your aunt in law.

No incest in whole or in part.
 
2012-09-17 12:54:30 AM

Verzio: First cousins having a child when the woman's 30 run about the same risk of having defective children that an unrelated couple would run by having a child when the woman's 40.


Citation?


Verzio: But an ordinary first cousin as a mother is no more dangerous for your children than a wife who waits to have kids after her career is established. If we're going to denounce the former as sick or gross, we should denounce the latter, too.


I wasn't interested in denouncing anyone. I was simply pointing out that many cultures that allow or encourage cousin-marrying usually stick to second cousins or more distant, and most incest laws include first cousins but not second. Whether your assessment about defect risk is accurate or not, the issue with first cousins that doesn't exist with simple age is the problem of gene "magnification". One of the specific issues with incest is that rare and/or recessive negative traits are more likely to be expressed or doubled-down on. If marrying first cousins is customary and one genetic line repeatedly marries within the family, the risk of negative traits or hereditary deformations becomes exponentially worse, a-la English Royalty. Hence the general taboo against first-cousin marrying.
 
2012-09-17 12:55:18 AM
I can't imagine any sentence formed in my mind that includes boinking my dead mother's sister.

I am not sure which one of them is more messed up?

I have a 20 year old niece. She is an attractive young lady, but there is nothing in my brain that connects any circumstance where I would have any interest in her physically.That is just mentally weird. Yeah, I understand that this stuff happens, but I don't get "feelings" for an girl 20 years younger than me. I feel "paternal" towards younger people. I suppose super models might be an exception, and Miss Granger.
 
2012-09-17 01:01:53 AM

doglover: No, she's your aunt in law.

No incest in whole or in part.


Biologically, you are correct. Legally, that varies...in the United States it's generally incest.
 
2012-09-17 01:02:22 AM
Dearest harry,

Errant knights in general, no , but I'd service the hound (no knight to be sure) and diddle the dwarf and throw down on old bronn with a will. Add in the greatjon and winter WILL be coming-
 
2012-09-17 01:05:29 AM
www4.pictures.zimbio.com

If you look anything like this 45 year old you have my blessing but you are truly a monster for ruining all the other women in the world for your poor lucky bastard nephew.
 
2012-09-17 01:06:52 AM
My only question:
Is this a fake letter that nobody wrote, or a fake letter that a troll wrote?
 
2012-09-17 01:07:08 AM
www.demotivationalposters.org
 
2012-09-17 01:10:27 AM

OscarTamerz: [www4.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x440]

If you look anything like this 45 year old you have my blessing but you are truly a monster for ruining all the other women in the world for your poor lucky bastard nephew.


I'll be in my bunk.....
 
2012-09-17 01:12:33 AM

PallMall: I'm married to my first cousin. Didn't know her until I was well into my 20's. Believe it or not, 80% of all historical marriages are between cousins, so you're all inbred.

Deal with it.

// Aunt is a little too close for me, but whatever, dude.


Gross. It doesn't matter that you didn't know each other...you are aware of your relation. You are disgusting, and I hope your babies die in the womb.
 
2012-09-17 01:13:34 AM

A Terrible Human: sure haven't: Oh incest grosses you out? Too f'n bad.

It grosses me out cause I was sexually abused by 2 males in my family, but if they're both of the age of consent good luck to them.


Ever seen those horrifying stories where some monster locks a child in a cage, for long periods?

In effect, that kind of abuse puts you in a cage. You spend years, decades, maybe the rest of your life, getting out. A tiny fraction of an inch at a time.

But you can make it out of that cage. Even when it seems impossible, just another thousandth of an inch. As hard as it is. Keep at it.

Even partway out of the cage is better.
 
2012-09-17 01:25:14 AM
Nick: I put myself out on the line, and I was rejected. I said, sure I'm 12 and you're 37. You're married to my uncle. But I think we can have something special. She said she didn't think so. Do you know how much that... hurts?
 
2012-09-17 01:27:15 AM

had98c: Nick: I put myself out on the line, and I was rejected. I said, sure I'm 12 and you're 37. You're married to my uncle. But I think we can have something special. She said she didn't think so. Do you know how much that... hurts?


Go on... And you might want to consider having a seat over ther. But still, go on...
 
2012-09-17 01:33:53 AM

Johnsnownw: PallMall: I'm married to my first cousin. Didn't know her until I was well into my 20's. Believe it or not, 80% of all historical marriages are between cousins, so you're all inbred.

Deal with it.

// Aunt is a little too close for me, but whatever, dude.

Gross. It doesn't matter that you didn't know each other...you are aware of your relation. You are disgusting, and I hope your babies die in the womb.


Wow... you're just a bad person. Wishing that on anyone is horrible
 
2012-09-17 01:34:24 AM

Gawdzila: I was simply pointing out that many cultures that allow or encourage cousin-marrying usually stick to second cousins or more distant,


Could you name a few of those many cultures? Or did you just make that up?
 
2012-09-17 01:34:53 AM

sure haven't: Marshal805: sure haven't: Switch "aunt" for "gay", and the response to the letter writer would be front page news about someone being an intolerant piece if shiat.

Just as we round one corner, we hit a dead end. Oh incest grosses you out? Too f'n bad. You don't get to have transgendered grade school teachers but be grossed out about two consenting adults. Wtf is wrong with the world, seriously.

/not trolling

Cause incest is where retards like you come from, and the world doesn't need more.

Lemme guess, you thought Clint Eastwood made a compelling and totally awesome appearance at the RNC, and Romney is your personal hero.
F*ck off moron. Take your bigotry elsewhere.


Truth hurts, don't it Bubbah?

/Voted for Obama.
 
2012-09-17 01:39:31 AM
Ok. Before I read the letter, I have to ask; is this a stock photo? If not I think the cats out of he bag toots.
Secondly, if it is a stock photo why is captioned at all?
 
2012-09-17 01:42:37 AM
I'm 45 and he and I have always been close since his mum died when he was 16. She was my older sister. We're both very touchy-feely people and have been there for each other.

Boom chicka bow wow
 
2012-09-17 01:43:53 AM
We have kissed before in a friendly, family way, but that was all.

Crap
 
2012-09-17 01:48:11 AM
WTF?!? We were cuddling. Like THAT is a normal aunt nephew activity.

Nasty old pirate hooker!!

/but she's not really a pirate
 
2012-09-17 01:49:02 AM

Bonecrusher: I'm 45 and he and I have always been close since his mum died when he was 16. She was my older sister. We're both very touchy-feely people and have been there for each other.

Boom chicka bow wow


www.giallogoblin.com
 
2012-09-17 01:49:29 AM

doglover: BarkingUnicorn: Nothing wrong with this situation.

I can see one small, teensy problem with it, aside from the moral ramifications of plowing your aunt like a time share garden:


This too
 
2012-09-17 01:53:43 AM
Yeah, that's f*cked up. Stop that. Next letter.
 
2012-09-17 01:54:34 AM
...you might be a redneck.
 
2012-09-17 01:56:08 AM
Incest?

NO! Wincest.
 
2012-09-17 02:01:09 AM

BarkingUnicorn:

Some incest laws prohibit sex with adopted or step children, even if they're adults.


The sensible reasoning for that is because of the parental authority previously held though, not because of them being 'relatives'.
 
2012-09-17 02:19:44 AM

Johnsnownw: PallMall: I'm married to my first cousin. Didn't know her until I was well into my 20's. Believe it or not, 80% of all historical marriages are between cousins, so you're all inbred.

Deal with it.

// Aunt is a little too close for me, but whatever, dude.

Gross. It doesn't matter that you didn't know each other...you are aware of your relation. You are disgusting, and I hope your babies die in the womb.


Wow, if you were trying to look like an a**hole you definitely deserve an A+ for that effort.
 
2012-09-17 02:31:11 AM

Marshal805: sure haven't: Switch "aunt" for "gay", and the response to the letter writer would be front page news about someone being an intolerant piece if shiat.

Just as we round one corner, we hit a dead end. Oh incest grosses you out? Too f'n bad. You don't get to have transgendered grade school teachers but be grossed out about two consenting adults. Wtf is wrong with the world, seriously.

/not trolling

Cause incest is where retards like you come from, and the world doesn't need more.


Name calling. How trite.
 
2012-09-17 02:40:22 AM
Is this where I go to mark farkers with eeewwww WTF?

Way too much acceptance up in here.

ewwwww...!!!

I would puke & then kill myself if I ever thought about my nephews like this.

This woman is a completely desperate twisted pig. women can always get laid... if you need it that bad just ya know... be female - ya farking weirdo.
Stop damaging that young man. Your family might be all farked up, but you don't have to perpetuate it.

again, Ewwwwwww!!!!
 
2012-09-17 02:46:49 AM
Screw this bs 'well if they are both consenting'..she's a twisted immoral perverted freak.
 
2012-09-17 02:51:05 AM
I've lost track of the trolls in this thread.

Fark should have a program.
 
2012-09-17 02:51:58 AM
Keeping it secret?
I'm guessing with pic splashed all over that page, its not much of a secret anymore...
 
2012-09-17 02:58:41 AM

incrdbil: Screw this bs 'well if they are both consenting'..she's a twisted immoral perverted freak.


I'm sure we'll eventually hear that he was actually adopted, making the whole thing alright. That's how it turns out in eroge.

/err...or so I've heard...
 
2012-09-17 03:06:31 AM

doglover: maram500: Assuming that the aunt is married into the family

The she wouldn't be his aunt.


If she married his mom's brother she'd still be his aunt.

It was his mom's twin sister
 
2012-09-17 03:13:46 AM

i.r.id10t: belhade: If it's blood relation, then it's a no-no.

What if you are adopted?


Unless they gave u up for adoption and then adopted you, I think your good.
 
2012-09-17 03:33:02 AM

DWitchiewoman: Is this where I go to mark farkers with eeewwww WTF?

Way too much acceptance up in here.

ewwwww...!!!

I would puke & then kill myself if I ever thought about my nephews like this.

This woman is a completely desperate twisted pig. women can always get laid... if you need it that bad just ya know... be female - ya farking weirdo.
Stop damaging that young man. Your family might be all farked up, but you don't have to perpetuate it.

again, Ewwwwwww!!!!


You sound old
 
2012-09-17 03:37:44 AM

Gdalescrboz: dervish16108 SmartestFunniest 2012-09-16 10:29:10 PM


insertsnarkyusername: dervish16108: ArkAngel: Incest between people of consenting age and sound mind, while creepy and gross in my opinion, shouldn't be a crime. I say this as a libertarian and not as a guy with a pair of hot cousins.

Marrying cousins is OK in some culture. My Iranian grandfather tried to convince me to marry one of my female cousins -- I said no, and then he kept going, "well, how about (name of another female cousin)?" and exhausted every name. As a born and raised American I found it a little strange.

So they were all pretty ugly then?

Not really. There's just a lot of crazy in the Iranian side of my family (not due to nationality) and I want no part of it.

It's the Islam, if the last week hasn't helped you narrow it down


Maybe his family is Zoroastrian.
 
2012-09-17 04:59:58 AM

WeenerGord: Gawdzila: I was simply pointing out that many cultures that allow or encourage cousin-marrying usually stick to second cousins or more distant,

Could you name a few of those many cultures? Or did you just make that up?


No I didn't make it up, it was discussed in an anthropology class I took a handful of years ago. The one I seem to remember best is the Amhara (Amhura? Emhara? Something like that) but I know that, historically at least, most of the cultures of Ethiopia banned first cousin marriages (and maybe even second, I forget) but allowed more distant cousins to marry. Although TBH when I made the statement I may have been thinking about cross vs. parallel cousins rather than 1st and 2nd; more cultures are concerned with that than are concerned with precise degree of separation. China is an example of a country that traditionally banned parallel cousin marriages by making allowed marriages dependent on surname.
 
2012-09-17 05:54:52 AM
Not too bad- hitting the sheets with the hot older woman who claimed to be just ten years older than you and checking her licence when she was in the can you found out it was more like 16. Then again you added 3 years to your own age at the bar, so she's only lying by 3 years.
A little off-putting- she comments how the two of you have got exactly the same eyes and hair.
Really squicky- over breakfast she offhandedly mentions that she's always been a little wild and had a kid at 16, but she was smart enough to give the kid a decent chance and gave him up to adoption by "a nice German couple in Kitchener." And you grew up in Kitchener, your folks are originally from Hamburg, and you look nothing like them...
 
2012-09-17 06:16:44 AM

cynicalbastard: Not too bad- hitting the sheets with the hot older woman who claimed to be just ten years older than you and checking her licence when she was in the can you found out it was more like 16. Then again you added 3 years to your own age at the bar, so she's only lying by 3 years.
A little off-putting- she comments how the two of you have got exactly the same eyes and hair.
Really squicky- over breakfast she offhandedly mentions that she's always been a little wild and had a kid at 16, but she was smart enough to give the kid a decent chance and gave him up to adoption by "a nice German couple in Kitchener." And you grew up in Kitchener, your folks are originally from Hamburg, and you look nothing like them...


You sound like a cynical bastard. ;)
 
2012-09-17 06:30:17 AM

Johnsnownw: Gross. It doesn't matter that you didn't know each other...you are aware of your relation. You are disgusting, and I hope your babies die in the womb.


We don't have any babbys, but if we did, I'd assume they'd turn out fine. A little research may help you understand fact vs. fiction in this type of scenario.
 
2012-09-17 06:38:47 AM

nekulor: Johnsnownw: Gross. It doesn't matter that you didn't know each other...you are aware of your relation. You are disgusting, and I hope your babies die in the womb.

Wow... you're just a bad person. Wishing that on anyone is horrible



Fury Pilot: Johnsnownw: Gross. It doesn't matter that you didn't know each other...you are aware of your relation. You are disgusting, and I hope your babies die in the womb.

Wow, if you were trying to look like an a**hole you definitely deserve an A+ for that effort.


I'll just assume that Johnsnownw's knee-jerk reaction acts as a cover for some dirty thoughts he/she may have. Maybe he's wearing his mothers panties. The world may never know.
 
2012-09-17 07:39:40 AM
"I'd rather fark a tree"

/great quote
 
2012-09-17 08:16:05 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.


Most sex these day is not to "produce offspring". Sorry, but when we decided "same sex" wasn't worthy of being taboo, we lost our right to ridicule "same family".

Equality is equality.
 
2012-09-17 08:26:17 AM
Shut your farkin face auntfarker
 
2012-09-17 08:27:37 AM

HAMMERTOE: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.

Most sex these day is not to "produce offspring". Sorry, but when we decided "same sex" wasn't worthy of being taboo, we lost our right to ridicule "same family".


Perhaps you did.

cdn3.hark.com
 
2012-09-17 08:52:43 AM
Where is all the open mindedness and tolerance one usually finds in a thread on non traditional sexuality?
 
2012-09-17 08:59:05 AM

belhade: If it's blood relation, then it's a no-no.


Exactly. No blood, no foul.
 
2012-09-17 09:11:26 AM

Gergesa: People need to stop having sex with their family members.

/Don't know why this needs to be said but apparently it does.


Uh oh. My wife isn't going to like hearing that. She's gotten used to me doing her.
 
2012-09-17 09:12:40 AM
I think you have to make a distinction here. While she's very talented and I'm sure she's a fine person, if you're the aunt is Kathy Bates there may be a problem.
farm2.staticflickr.com

On the other hand if the aunt is Sela Ward... well... maybe we can look the other way.
farm7.staticflickr.com

(Although to be fair Ward is 56 and Bates is 64.)
 
2012-09-17 09:13:01 AM
Totally legal in my neck of the woods ... wishing I had hotter aunties :(
 
2012-09-17 09:21:01 AM
I think Honey Wilder did this already...

VNSFW

Link
 
2012-09-17 10:42:12 AM

rikkitikkitavi: I think Honey Wilder did this already...


Ah, the 80s! There's been a slight resurgence in "that kind" of porn...but with step-parents.
 
2012-09-17 10:55:51 AM
I think this has been the plot of well over a hundred pornos by now.
 
2012-09-17 11:09:04 AM

doubled99: Where is all the open mindedness and tolerance one usually finds in a thread on non traditional sexuality?


Incest taboos may decrease the incidence of birth defects over time. Monogamy traditions may, hypothetically, reduce the spread of sexually transmitted diseases over time in a given population. (Serial monogamy may not work quite as well, depending on divorce traditions.) Same sex relationships do not, by definition, result in offspring, nor are they inherently more or less monogamous than different sex relationships. I'm not an anthropologist or anything, but it seems like there's some logic behind the squick about certain "non-traditional" sexual relationships.
 
2012-09-17 11:36:17 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

Who what now?
 
2012-09-17 01:01:16 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Came looking for an incarnation of this. Leaving disappoint.

/hot
//the image
///er, you know what I mean
 
2012-09-17 01:06:44 PM

jiggitysmith: Came looking for an incarnation of this. Leaving disappoint.


Then you're leaving without reading the thread in its entirety.

rockforever: Depends on the family. Seriously. McPoyle.jpg


Sure it's not actually the image, but a reference to clan McPoyle, anyway.
 
2012-09-17 01:11:05 PM

Gawdzila: No I didn't make it up, it was discussed in an anthropology class I took a handful of years ago. The one I seem to remember best is the Amhara (Amhura? Emhara? Something like that)


Gosh you sound like you really know what you are talking about.

Canton: Same sex relationships do not, by definition, result in offspring, nor are they inherently more or less monogamous than different sex relationships.


You may find that lesbian relationships are obsessively more monogamous, and gay male relationships are wildly less monogamous, than different sex relationships, but hey, what do i know. Not like I once took a class on the subject.
 
2012-09-17 01:20:43 PM

stevarooni: jiggitysmith: Came looking for an incarnation of this. Leaving disappoint.

Then you're leaving without reading the thread in its entirety.

rockforever: Depends on the family. Seriously. McPoyle.jpg

Sure it's not actually the image, but a reference to clan McPoyle, anyway.


I read the thread, but I skim, because I don't really feel the need to read and interpret every last letter on a sick fark thread.
 
2012-09-17 01:27:45 PM

jiggitysmith: I read the thread, but I skim, because I don't really feel the need to read and interpret every last letter on a sick fark thread.


Obviously you're not obligated to parse the whole thread, but it obviously leaves you less satisfied when you don't. ;-) In a sense.
 
2012-09-17 01:33:02 PM

had98c: Nick: I put myself out on the line, and I was rejected. I said, sure I'm 12 and you're 37. You're married to my uncle. But I think we can have something special. She said she didn't think so. Do you know how much that... hurts?


Don't make a big thing out of it...
 
2012-09-17 01:36:13 PM

stonicus: Don't make a big thing out of it...


That's what she said?
 
2012-09-17 01:54:39 PM
Reads like the plot of every Japanese porn comic.
 
2012-09-17 02:13:11 PM

the_chief: Fake. Deidre got trolled.


Or more likely wrote it herself for an easy column. It is The Sun.
 
2012-09-17 03:13:17 PM
Dear sick farking disturbed twisted nasty coont.

YES!
 
2012-09-17 04:33:13 PM

WeenerGord: Gosh you sound like you really know what you are talking about.


Yes, of course, isolate a spelling mistake to discredit all the perfectly legitimate information around it.
A good tact for making a "point" when you have nothing of worth to add yourself.
 
2012-09-17 05:55:44 PM

kareninsf: Ewwww
/but very hesitantly agree if they are consenting adults and not hurting anyone and don't reproduce

Still ewww


That's what I was thinking. On the other hand, we think ewww because our society has ingrained it, no?
 
2012-09-17 06:27:11 PM

rawbert7: kareninsf: Ewwww
/but very hesitantly agree if they are consenting adults and not hurting anyone and don't reproduce

Still ewww

That's what I was thinking. On the other hand, we think ewww because our society has ingrained it, no?


There's a biological basis for the ewww. It's actually triggered by proximity at a young age. You're very unlikely to be attracted to someone you grew up with even if they are unrelated to you and there is no social restrictions on a relationship with them.

As with all our biological programming it doesn't always work right, though.
 
2012-09-17 06:29:19 PM
Down here in the Glorious Southland we define "relative humidity" as the sweat you work up when having sex with your cousin.

/The closer the kin
//The farther it goes in
 
2012-09-17 06:46:21 PM
Naturally I had assumed this was a non-blood aunt (as in mother's brother's wife) having a relationship behind her husband's back. Nope. Ugh.
 
2012-09-17 06:52:28 PM

Loren: rawbert7: kareninsf: Ewwww
/but very hesitantly agree if they are consenting adults and not hurting anyone and don't reproduce

Still ewww

That's what I was thinking. On the other hand, we think ewww because our society has ingrained it, no?

There's a biological basis for the ewww. It's actually triggered by proximity at a young age. You're very unlikely to be attracted to someone you grew up with even if they are unrelated to you and there is no social restrictions on a relationship with them.

As with all our biological programming it doesn't always work right, though.


Unfortunately, most of the girls I grew up with didn't attract me until after we grew up, LOL
 
2012-09-17 06:54:38 PM

rawbert7: Loren: rawbert7: kareninsf: Ewwww
/but very hesitantly agree if they are consenting adults and not hurting anyone and don't reproduce

Still ewww

That's what I was thinking. On the other hand, we think ewww because our society has ingrained it, no?

There's a biological basis for the ewww. It's actually triggered by proximity at a young age. You're very unlikely to be attracted to someone you grew up with even if they are unrelated to you and there is no social restrictions on a relationship with them.

As with all our biological programming it doesn't always work right, though.

Unfortunately, most of the girls I grew up with didn't attract me until after we grew up, LOL

 
2012-09-17 06:59:07 PM

Gawdzila: WeenerGord: Gosh you sound like you really know what you are talking about.

Yes, of course, isolate a spelling mistake to discredit all the perfectly legitimate information around it.



What are you biatching about? I agreed with you. If you did in fact sleep through and can barely remember an anthropology class years ago, obviously you are qualified to make definitive statements about the marrying customs of most cultures. Oh yess you are perfectly full of "legitimate information" *rolleyes*

A good tact for making a "point"

You mean "tactic"?

when you have nothing of worth to add yourself

Other than my bullshiat detector?

/lol
 
2012-09-17 09:09:04 PM
Question for you scientifically elite Fark patrons.

Would the chances of genetic/chromosomal "problems" in the offspring of cousins be more likely if the cousins were related from the side of the mother or the side of the father? Would similar mitochondrial dna be a factor in raising the chance of abnormalities?

/got kicked out of 6th grade science class for asking too many weird questions like this.
 
Displayed 214 of 214 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report