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(The Sun)   Dear Deidre: I'm sleeping with my nephew and keeping it a secret ...is it wrong?   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 214
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2012-09-16 06:28:10 PM  
Meh. Both are well over the age of consent. She's 45, unlikely to give birth to a monster. Nothing wrong with this situation.
 
2012-09-16 07:07:56 PM  
When I was around 20 I had the serious hots for an older aunt that was as sexy as a woman could be.
She always flirted with me. I probably would have went for it if I had the chance.

Keep it away from family, don't spread it around. Have fun ;-)
 
2012-09-16 07:15:38 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Nothing wrong with this situation.


I can see one small, teensy problem with it, aside from the moral ramifications of plowing your aunt like a time share garden:

forums.allkpop.com
 
2012-09-16 07:22:48 PM  
Incest between people of consenting age and sound mind, while creepy and gross in my opinion, shouldn't be a crime. I say this as a libertarian and not as a guy with a pair of hot cousins.

BarkingUnicorn: Meh. Both are well over the age of consent. She's 45, unlikely to give birth to a monster. Nothing wrong with this situation.


Actually, that makes it more likely. Likelihood of chromosomal birth defects increase as the mother increases in age Link
 
2012-09-16 07:35:07 PM  

ArkAngel: Incest between people of consenting age and sound mind, while creepy and gross in my opinion, shouldn't be a crime. I say this as a libertarian and not as a guy with a pair of hot cousins.

BarkingUnicorn: Meh. Both are well over the age of consent. She's 45, unlikely to give birth to a monster. Nothing wrong with this situation.

Actually, that makes it more likely. Likelihood of chromosomal birth defects increase as the mother increases in age Link


Unless she is all out of eggs.
 
2012-09-16 08:13:45 PM  
How's about a kiss for your cousin Dupree?
 
2012-09-16 08:25:43 PM  
It is probably not wrong to keep it secret no
 
2012-09-16 09:40:08 PM  
Is she hot?
 
2012-09-16 09:41:14 PM  
If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family
 
2012-09-16 09:43:38 PM  
If you ain't good enough for kin, you ain't good enough to stick it in.
 
2012-09-16 09:48:31 PM  
Robert Cormier unavailable for comment.

/if my decades-old recollection of the plot of Fade is correct
 
2012-09-16 09:50:22 PM  
Ewwww
/but very hesitantly agree if they are consenting adults and not hurting anyone and don't reproduce

Still ewww
 
2012-09-16 09:50:41 PM  
Imus?
 
2012-09-16 09:50:41 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family


img2-2.timeinc.net
 
2012-09-16 09:50:43 PM  
Vice is nice but incest is best
 
2012-09-16 09:50:49 PM  
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-09-16 09:50:56 PM  

ArkAngel: Incest between people of consenting age and sound mind, while creepy and gross in my opinion, shouldn't be a crime. I say this as a libertarian and not as a guy with a pair of hot cousins.

BarkingUnicorn: Meh. Both are well over the age of consent. She's 45, unlikely to give birth to a monster. Nothing wrong with this situation.

Actually, that makes it more likely. Likelihood of chromosomal birth defects increase as the mother increases in age Link


What I think he meant is at 45 if she hasn't had kids by now she either doesn't want them or can't have them.
 
2012-09-16 09:50:58 PM  
There's a lot of West Virginia going on in this thread.
 
2012-09-16 09:51:15 PM  
img.photobucket.com

/too obscure?
 
2012-09-16 09:51:59 PM  
childrensbooksguide.com
 
2012-09-16 09:53:05 PM  
Everything is relative.
 
2012-09-16 09:53:21 PM  
Was that wrong?

Should I not have done that?
 
2012-09-16 09:53:38 PM  
Japan approves.
 
2012-09-16 09:53:54 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family


www.oceanquestdivecenter.com
 
2012-09-16 09:54:19 PM  
thirdfactory.net
 
2012-09-16 09:54:24 PM  

juber: How's about a kiss for your cousin Dupree?


Good one!
 
2012-09-16 09:54:33 PM  
Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says
 
2012-09-16 09:55:31 PM  
I was expecting Aunt, as in married into the family or something. But actual blood aunt that knew you since you were little? I imagine there are some issues in one or both of them, especially with the aunt being the sister of the dead mother.I mean, does she look like the dead mother?
 
2012-09-16 09:55:54 PM  
Les cousins dangereaux.
 
2012-09-16 09:56:02 PM  
The family that plays together stays together. Or so I'm told.
 
2012-09-16 09:58:00 PM  

Knight without armor: [img.photobucket.com image 799x492]

/too obscure?


How could that be obscure. That movie is half the reason I've always wanted to sleep with an aunt or cousin. ...
 
2012-09-16 09:58:10 PM  
What! You never had thoughts at the family reunion?
 
2012-09-16 09:58:18 PM  
If it's blood relation, then it's a no-no.
 
2012-09-16 09:59:05 PM  
Also if everyone can tell she is getting farked silly, and her young male nephew just moved in, someones gotta suspect something...
 
2012-09-16 10:00:10 PM  

Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says


Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.
 
2012-09-16 10:00:27 PM  
Shut the fark up about it. Have no children. Make sure you're both on the same page about it emotionally.

Other than that, consenting adults, man. I may think it's icky, but that's as far as my rights should go on the matter.
 
2012-09-16 10:01:00 PM  

belhade: If it's blood relation, then it's a no-no.


Its only a blood relation for one week a month.
 
2012-09-16 10:01:10 PM  
Not a story, but typical of Fark...

If they're both above age of consent, who gives a fark? Plus, when you have to keep it a secret, of course it's wrong...
 
2012-09-16 10:01:38 PM  
It's nice to see a family so close. *sniff*
 
2012-09-16 10:01:40 PM  

Brick-House: belhade: If it's blood relation, then it's a no-no.

Its only a blood relation for one week a month.


Shark Week!
 
2012-09-16 10:03:02 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says

Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.


We need to ban the gay then
 
2012-09-16 10:04:28 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says

Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.


Oh, you mean like gays.
 
2012-09-16 10:04:57 PM  
Switch "aunt" for "gay", and the response to the letter writer would be front page news about someone being an intolerant piece if shiat.

Just as we round one corner, we hit a dead end. Oh incest grosses you out? Too f'n bad. You don't get to have transgendered grade school teachers but be grossed out about two consenting adults. Wtf is wrong with the world, seriously.

/not trolling
 
2012-09-16 10:04:57 PM  

ArkAngel: Incest between people of consenting age and sound mind, while creepy and gross in my opinion, shouldn't be a crime. I say this as a libertarian and not as a guy with a pair of hot cousins.


Marrying cousins is OK in some culture. My Iranian grandfather tried to convince me to marry one of my female cousins -- I said no, and then he kept going, "well, how about (name of another female cousin)?" and exhausted every name. As a born and raised American I found it a little strange.
 
2012-09-16 10:07:42 PM  

Gdalescrboz: Abe Vigoda's Ghost

Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says

Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.

We need to ban the gay then


0/10 incoherant trolling isnt real trolling.
 
2012-09-16 10:08:12 PM  

Gdalescrboz: Abe Vigoda's Ghost

Gdalescrboz: Im surprised it's acceptable to smash antoher dudes ass but not to sleep with a nephew. Biologically speaking, there is nothing wrong with incest. Plus, if you think it;s wrong, you're intolerant....or whatever the gay community says

Incest laws exist to prevent mutant inbred offspring.

We need to ban the gay then



I can pretty much guarantee that gay sex has never resulted in offspring, mutant or otherwise 8-)
 
2012-09-16 10:08:28 PM  
Firstly you are breaking the law because it is illegal for an aunt to have a sexual relationship with her nephew.

Depends on the state.

Also it crosses all the proper boundaries within a family.


Depends on the family. Seriously. McPoyle.jpg

You both know that it's wrong, because you realise the need to keep it a secret.

No they keep it a secret because they know others will disapprove. Doesn't mean its wrong. People disapprove when I scratch my crotch in public too, but its just rude, not wrong.

It is holding you both back from finding someone probably nearer your own age, and having a relationship that you can tell the whole world about.


Its giving her confidence back.

You know deep down that it's wrong and won't lead to lasting happiness for you or him, otherwise you wouldn't have written to me about it. Tell him it has to stop now and lessen the temptation by asking him to find somewhere else to live.


I don't know why anyone would write to this columnist.
 
2012-09-16 10:08:31 PM  

sure haven't: Switch "aunt" for "gay", and the response to the letter writer would be front page news about someone being an intolerant piece if shiat.

Just as we round one corner, we hit a dead end. Oh incest grosses you out? Too f'n bad. You don't get to have transgendered grade school teachers but be grossed out about two consenting adults. Wtf is wrong with the world, seriously.

/not trolling


Cause incest is where retards like you come from, and the world doesn't need more.
 
2012-09-16 10:08:42 PM  

dervish16108: ArkAngel: Incest between people of consenting age and sound mind, while creepy and gross in my opinion, shouldn't be a crime. I say this as a libertarian and not as a guy with a pair of hot cousins.

Marrying cousins is OK in some culture. My Iranian grandfather tried to convince me to marry one of my female cousins -- I said no, and then he kept going, "well, how about (name of another female cousin)?" and exhausted every name. As a born and raised American I found it a little strange.


So all your female cousins are ugly?
 
2012-09-16 10:09:10 PM  
If anyone needs me, I'm just going to be on motherless.com and looking up aunt/nephew videos.
 
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