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(Entertainmentwise)   'Scary Movie 5' to feature a sex scene between Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan. That's all I got, I just can't   (entertainmentwise.com) divider line 24
    More: Scary, Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, survival horror, Sex in film  
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4026 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 16 Sep 2012 at 7:47 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-09-16 07:59:57 PM  
3 votes:

Mugato: Even the first Scary Movie was a weak ass interpretation of what an "Airplane!"- style parody of what was already a spoof of a horror franchise should be. I can't imagine how watered down the 5th one would be like. Have they run out of Wayans brothers yet?


No, someone keeps getting Keenan wet and new brothers keep popping off.
2012-09-16 09:02:41 PM  
2 votes:

dahmers love zombie: They could make this funny. If they got them in a car, a la Titanic, and showed them kissing, then cut to a shot of him pulling down her pants, then cut away to an outside shot of the car as it suddenly has every window splattered with the green slime that the Nickelodeon shows used to use. Something like that.


Ummm.....Go on????
2012-09-16 08:37:48 PM  
2 votes:
Do you get the feeling that if Sheen knocked her up, she'd give birth to a kilo of coke?
2012-09-16 08:32:17 PM  
2 votes:

jeanwearinfool: jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 640x582]

Is it too much to ask that you kiddy-diddlers keep your fanfic shiat out of my fark?


home.roadrunner.com
2012-09-16 07:51:59 PM  
2 votes:
i18.photobucket.com
2012-09-16 06:39:45 PM  
2 votes:
Slaanesh is rubbing its hamds with glee at this.
2012-09-16 06:20:46 PM  
2 votes:
Scary Movie : Desperation
2012-09-17 12:13:58 AM  
1 votes:

DKinMN: Twilight Farkle: Thanks for the Meme-ries:
Sadly, THIS
[i291.photobucket.com image 450x622]

Did we ever figure out what the deal was with the disembodied leg in the background of that picture?

B.L.Z. Bub: CrispFlows: [iambrony.jsmart.web.id image 222x236]
/so sorry
jeanwearinfool's head just exploded.

From the interview that started it all: #winning like Charlie Sheen, but 20% cooler.

Now his head just exploded.

The left side of the picture. Also an arm.

I suspect someone is sitting on a chair with their foot up.

What do I win?


This:

i291.photobucket.com

For arguing and noticing all the other stuff in the pic BESIDES Lohan at her zenith!
2012-09-16 11:02:11 PM  
1 votes:

jeanwearinfool: jso2897: jeanwearinfool: jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 640x582]

Is it too much to ask that you kiddy-diddlers keep your fanfic shiat out of my fark?

Yes.
[i18.photobucket.com image 624x416]

So yes, you are a kiddy-diddler?


Yes it would be too much to ask that I keep my (whatever I'm doing that annoys you) out of "your" Fark.
It's my Fark too, My Broney.
2012-09-16 10:13:11 PM  
1 votes:
Sheen and Lohan.

Add Kate Moss and it'll look like a blizzard.
2012-09-16 10:07:33 PM  
1 votes:
iambrony.jsmart.web.id

/so sorry
2012-09-16 08:57:35 PM  
1 votes:
They could make this funny. If they got them in a car, a la Titanic, and showed them kissing, then cut to a shot of him pulling down her pants, then cut away to an outside shot of the car as it suddenly has every window splattered with the green slime that the Nickelodeon shows used to use. Something like that.
2012-09-16 08:48:47 PM  
1 votes:

jso2897: jeanwearinfool: jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 640x582]

Is it too much to ask that you kiddy-diddlers keep your fanfic shiat out of my fark?

Yes.
[i18.photobucket.com image 624x416]


So yes, you are a kiddy-diddler?
2012-09-16 08:44:27 PM  
1 votes:

jeanwearinfool: jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 640x582]

Is it too much to ask that you kiddy-diddlers keep your fanfic shiat out of my fark?


i.imgur.com
2012-09-16 08:38:33 PM  
1 votes:

jeanwearinfool: jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 640x582]

Is it too much to ask that you kiddy-diddlers keep your fanfic shiat out of my fark?


Yes.
i18.photobucket.com
2012-09-16 08:24:17 PM  
1 votes:
www.patentpracticeliability.com
2012-09-16 08:13:02 PM  
1 votes:

BattleFrenchie28:


All according to Lord Tzeentch's plan.

/Anyone got advice on fixing computers? My fan sounds like a Baneblade engine.


suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
2012-09-16 08:12:52 PM  
1 votes:
Hmmm, a big name actor doing a sex scene for laughs? I'm sure that's never been done before!

mimg.ugo.com
2012-09-16 08:11:45 PM  
1 votes:
If I was bent on creating a antibiotic-resistant superbug, this is pretty much how I'd do it.
2012-09-16 08:05:41 PM  
1 votes:

One Bad Apple: SilentStrider: Slaanesh is rubbing its hamds with glee at this.

As is Papa Nurgle.


Imagine the STDs this would unleash.a Hepatitis Lohan/ Herpes Simplex Sheen hybrid


All according to Lord Tzeentch's plan.

/Anyone got advice on fixing computers? My fan sounds like a Baneblade engine.
//...CREEEED!
2012-09-16 07:41:08 PM  
1 votes:

SilentStrider: Slaanesh is rubbing its hamds with glee at this.


As is Papa Nurgle.


Imagine the STDs this would unleash.a Hepatitis Lohan/ Herpes Simplex Sheen hybrid
2012-09-16 07:19:45 PM  
1 votes:

thomps: Ed Finnerty: One of the reasons I finally canceled cable was because Comedy Central played Scary Movie 4 all weekend, *every* weekend.

why are you watching comedy central all weekend, every weekend?


How do YOU pass the time on home detention, smart guy?
2012-09-16 06:44:27 PM  
1 votes:
Lead sentence: "Earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan refused to start filming 'Scary Movie 5' because she was worried about her public image."

i3.kym-cdn.com
2012-09-16 06:44:05 PM  
1 votes:
Unless it includes Charlie wiping his dick on her forehead, I don't care.
 
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