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(Entertainmentwise)   'Scary Movie 5' to feature a sex scene between Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan. That's all I got, I just can't   (entertainmentwise.com) divider line 89
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2012-09-16 06:20:46 PM  
Scary Movie : Desperation
 
2012-09-16 06:34:10 PM  
One of the reasons I finally canceled cable was because Comedy Central played Scary Movie 4 all weekend, *every* weekend.
 
2012-09-16 06:39:45 PM  
Slaanesh is rubbing its hamds with glee at this.
 
2012-09-16 06:44:05 PM  
Unless it includes Charlie wiping his dick on her forehead, I don't care.
 
2012-09-16 06:44:27 PM  
Lead sentence: "Earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan refused to start filming 'Scary Movie 5' because she was worried about her public image."

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-09-16 06:47:47 PM  

Ed Finnerty: One of the reasons I finally canceled cable was because Comedy Central played Scary Movie 4 all weekend, *every* weekend.


why are you watching comedy central all weekend, every weekend?
 
2012-09-16 06:56:26 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-09-16 07:04:49 PM  
Even the first Scary Movie was a weak ass interpretation of what an "Airplane!"- style parody of what was already a spoof of a horror franchise should be. I can't imagine how watered down the 5th one would be like. Have they run out of Wayans brothers yet?
 
2012-09-16 07:05:42 PM  
Nuke it from orbit...
 
2012-09-16 07:19:45 PM  

thomps: Ed Finnerty: One of the reasons I finally canceled cable was because Comedy Central played Scary Movie 4 all weekend, *every* weekend.

why are you watching comedy central all weekend, every weekend?


How do YOU pass the time on home detention, smart guy?
 
2012-09-16 07:29:41 PM  
I hope there's a hazmat team standing by.
 
2012-09-16 07:41:08 PM  

SilentStrider: Slaanesh is rubbing its hamds with glee at this.


As is Papa Nurgle.


Imagine the STDs this would unleash.a Hepatitis Lohan/ Herpes Simplex Sheen hybrid
 
2012-09-16 07:49:20 PM  
Not enough condoms and bleach in the world to clean the germs and STDs outta that room
 
2012-09-16 07:51:30 PM  
You'll get Digital Herpes! Ermagerdh!
 
2012-09-16 07:51:59 PM  
i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-16 07:52:53 PM  
What is this I don't even
 
2012-09-16 07:56:09 PM  
That moves this film from lame comedy to true horror in an instant. Possibly with an outbreak/pandemic type disaster movie backstory. Time to buy shares in penicillin manufacturers.
 
2012-09-16 07:57:54 PM  

Ed Finnerty: One of the reasons I finally canceled cable was because Comedy Central played Scary Movie 4 all weekend, *every* weekend.


^ So much this
 
2012-09-16 07:59:57 PM  

Mugato: Even the first Scary Movie was a weak ass interpretation of what an "Airplane!"- style parody of what was already a spoof of a horror franchise should be. I can't imagine how watered down the 5th one would be like. Have they run out of Wayans brothers yet?


No, someone keeps getting Keenan wet and new brothers keep popping off.
 
2012-09-16 08:02:06 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-16 08:05:41 PM  

One Bad Apple: SilentStrider: Slaanesh is rubbing its hamds with glee at this.

As is Papa Nurgle.


Imagine the STDs this would unleash.a Hepatitis Lohan/ Herpes Simplex Sheen hybrid


All according to Lord Tzeentch's plan.

/Anyone got advice on fixing computers? My fan sounds like a Baneblade engine.
//...CREEEED!
 
2012-09-16 08:06:48 PM  

basemetal: Unless it includes Charlie wiping his dick on her forehead, I don't care.


director's cut - you'll have to pay. extra.
 
2012-09-16 08:09:12 PM  
Which one is the bottom?
 
2012-09-16 08:11:45 PM  
If I was bent on creating a antibiotic-resistant superbug, this is pretty much how I'd do it.
 
2012-09-16 08:12:52 PM  
Hmmm, a big name actor doing a sex scene for laughs? I'm sure that's never been done before!

mimg.ugo.com
 
2012-09-16 08:13:02 PM  

BattleFrenchie28:


All according to Lord Tzeentch's plan.

/Anyone got advice on fixing computers? My fan sounds like a Baneblade engine.


suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
 
2012-09-16 08:13:17 PM  

jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 640x582]


Is it too much to ask that you kiddy-diddlers keep your fanfic shiat out of my fark?
 
2012-09-16 08:15:34 PM  
This might cause an explosion of derp the world is totally unprepared for.
 
2012-09-16 08:18:18 PM  

Mugato: Even the first Scary Movie was a weak ass interpretation of what an "Airplane!"- style parody of what was already a spoof of a horror franchise should be. I can't imagine how watered down the 5th one would be like. Have they run out of Wayans brothers yet?


The big problem I have with Scary Movie(s), other than just being shiatty in general, is that Scream was already a parody. It was just a well done parody that had legitimate horror moments. Scary Movie is a parody of a parody. Completely unnecessary.
 
2012-09-16 08:19:51 PM  
Lindsay Lohan refused to start filming 'Scary Movie 5' because she was worried about her public image.

What is this I don't even....
 
2012-09-16 08:21:04 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Lead sentence: "Earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan refused to start filming 'Scary Movie 5' because she was worried about her public image."


I read that as well. So lyndsay has standards. Who'd have thought?
 
2012-09-16 08:24:17 PM  
www.patentpracticeliability.com
 
2012-09-16 08:32:14 PM  

Mugato: Even the first Scary Movie was a weak ass interpretation of what an "Airplane!"- style parody of what was already a spoof of a horror franchise should be. I can't imagine how watered down the 5th one would be like. Have they run out of Wayans brothers yet?


Even the Wayans jumped ship after 2. IMO The last good one.
 
2012-09-16 08:32:17 PM  

jeanwearinfool: jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 640x582]

Is it too much to ask that you kiddy-diddlers keep your fanfic shiat out of my fark?


home.roadrunner.com
 
2012-09-16 08:32:46 PM  
You know how the Apple name and logo is a sign of quality? Lindsay Lohan is the opposite of that. I couldn't care less to see any film she's in. She had talent and pissed it all away. There are better more talented younger actresses out there.
 
2012-09-16 08:37:48 PM  
Do you get the feeling that if Sheen knocked her up, she'd give birth to a kilo of coke?
 
2012-09-16 08:38:33 PM  

jeanwearinfool: jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 640x582]

Is it too much to ask that you kiddy-diddlers keep your fanfic shiat out of my fark?


Yes.
i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-16 08:44:27 PM  

jeanwearinfool: jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 640x582]

Is it too much to ask that you kiddy-diddlers keep your fanfic shiat out of my fark?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-16 08:48:47 PM  

jso2897: jeanwearinfool: jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 640x582]

Is it too much to ask that you kiddy-diddlers keep your fanfic shiat out of my fark?

Yes.
[i18.photobucket.com image 624x416]


So yes, you are a kiddy-diddler?
 
2012-09-16 08:50:16 PM  
I bet it's "daddy/ daughter" scene and he goes all "spankey spank" and she goes all "aw yeah" and he gets all " Nom nom nom nom " and she gets all " Nam nam nam nam"

"MAO!"

You can do this, maaaan.

There's rats down there.
 
2012-09-16 08:52:38 PM  

SilentStrider: Slaanesh is rubbing its hamds with glee at this.


So is Nurgle.
 
2012-09-16 08:57:35 PM  
They could make this funny. If they got them in a car, a la Titanic, and showed them kissing, then cut to a shot of him pulling down her pants, then cut away to an outside shot of the car as it suddenly has every window splattered with the green slime that the Nickelodeon shows used to use. Something like that.
 
2012-09-16 09:02:41 PM  

dahmers love zombie: They could make this funny. If they got them in a car, a la Titanic, and showed them kissing, then cut to a shot of him pulling down her pants, then cut away to an outside shot of the car as it suddenly has every window splattered with the green slime that the Nickelodeon shows used to use. Something like that.


Ummm.....Go on????
 
2012-09-16 09:09:07 PM  

W.C.fields forever: dahmers love zombie: They could make this funny. If they got them in a car, a la Titanic, and showed them kissing, then cut to a shot of him pulling down her pants, then cut away to an outside shot of the car as it suddenly has every window splattered with the green slime that the Nickelodeon shows used to use. Something like that.

Ummm.....Go on????


Lindsay Lohan has green ooze explode from her vaginal area when you remove her panties. What else do you need?
 
2012-09-16 09:09:27 PM  
My Little Ponies shiat on the ground like regular ponies.

Sexxy.
 
2012-09-16 09:09:38 PM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-09-16 09:12:22 PM  

Lee's_Austin: W.C.fields forever: dahmers love zombie: They could make this funny. If they got them in a car, a la Titanic, and showed them kissing, then cut to a shot of him pulling down her pants, then cut away to an outside shot of the car as it suddenly has every window splattered with the green slime that the Nickelodeon shows used to use. Something like that.

Ummm.....Go on????

Lindsay Lohan has green ooze explode from her vaginal area when you remove her panties. What else do you need?


Well, I guess they could then cut to a shot of both of them in the car, covered hair to toes in green slime, contentedly smoking a cigarette. Or a crack pipe.
 
2012-09-16 09:22:50 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Lee's_Austin: W.C.fields forever: dahmers love zombie: They could make this funny. If they got them in a car, a la Titanic, and showed them kissing, then cut to a shot of him pulling down her pants, then cut away to an outside shot of the car as it suddenly has every window splattered with the green slime that the Nickelodeon shows used to use. Something like that.

Ummm.....Go on????

Lindsay Lohan has green ooze explode from her vaginal area when you remove her panties. What else do you need?

Well, I guess they could then cut to a shot of both of them in the car, covered hair to toes in green slime, contentedly smoking a cigarette. Or a crack pipe.


My vote is crack pipe.

/My vote is always crack pipe.
 
2012-09-16 09:22:59 PM  
Well, Lindsay IS looking a little more hittable lately than during her Playboy spread. Although it still pales to 2004.

i.dailymail.co.uki.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-09-16 09:49:53 PM  
iambrony.jsmart.web.id
 
2012-09-16 10:06:37 PM  
I watched "Mean Girls" the other day. I forget how attractive and smart she used to be at the ripe old age of 18.
 
2012-09-16 10:07:33 PM  
iambrony.jsmart.web.id

/so sorry
 
2012-09-16 10:10:53 PM  
At least the movie is aptly titled.
 
2012-09-16 10:13:11 PM  
Sheen and Lohan.

Add Kate Moss and it'll look like a blizzard.
 
2012-09-16 10:15:15 PM  

Harry_Seldon: I watched "Mean Girls" the other day. I forget how attractive and smart she used to be at the ripe old age of 18 16.


FTFY, sadly.
 
2012-09-16 10:17:51 PM  
I think I'll need a venn diagram to figure out who is giving whom which STD.
 
2012-09-16 10:22:28 PM  

Mugato: Even the first Scary Movie was a weak ass interpretation of what an "Airplane!"- style parody of what was already a spoof of a horror franchise should be. I can't imagine how watered down the 5th one would be like. Have they run out of Wayans brothers yet?


it was done by the same people as Airplane!

/I actually like 3 and 4
 
2012-09-16 10:24:48 PM  

Kurmudgeon: [www.patentpracticeliability.com image 849x565]


Sadly, THIS

i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-16 10:25:47 PM  

CrispFlows: [iambrony.jsmart.web.id image 222x236]

/so sorry


jeanwearinfool's head just exploded.
 
2012-09-16 10:28:57 PM  

jeanwearinfool: jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 640x582]

Is it too much to ask that you kiddy-diddlers keep your fanfic shiat out of my fark?


media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-16 11:02:11 PM  

jeanwearinfool: jso2897: jeanwearinfool: jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 640x582]

Is it too much to ask that you kiddy-diddlers keep your fanfic shiat out of my fark?

Yes.
[i18.photobucket.com image 624x416]

So yes, you are a kiddy-diddler?


Yes it would be too much to ask that I keep my (whatever I'm doing that annoys you) out of "your" Fark.
It's my Fark too, My Broney.
 
2012-09-16 11:03:32 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries:
Sadly, THIS
[i291.photobucket.com image 450x622]


Did we ever figure out what the deal was with the disembodied leg in the background of that picture?

B.L.Z. Bub: CrispFlows: [iambrony.jsmart.web.id image 222x236]
/so sorry
jeanwearinfool's head just exploded.


From the interview that started it all: #winning like Charlie Sheen, but 20% cooler.

Now his head just exploded.
 
2012-09-16 11:04:58 PM  

Twilight Farkle: Thanks for the Meme-ries:
Sadly, THIS
[i291.photobucket.com image 450x622]

Did we ever figure out what the deal was with the disembodied leg in the background of that picture?

B.L.Z. Bub: CrispFlows: [iambrony.jsmart.web.id image 222x236]
/so sorry
jeanwearinfool's head just exploded.

From the interview that started it all: #winning like Charlie Sheen, but 20% cooler.

Now his head just exploded.


It's just a leg. It belongs to some hooker she cut up in pieces.
 
2012-09-16 11:26:43 PM  
jso2897:
It's just a leg. It belongs to some hooker she cut up in pieces.

Yeah, some girls are just mean. (Such vanity. Fair enough, here's a tribute to a haggard blonde bangin' seven-gram rocks just like Sheen.)
 
2012-09-16 11:49:13 PM  
I think 3 was actually pretty damned hilarious in places.

/"We were playing a fun game, and then I looked down, and-YAHTZEE!"
//Also loved him puking on the black guy.
 
2012-09-16 11:50:56 PM  
'Scary Movie 5' to feature a sex scene between Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan...

I think I've just been turned off permanently.
 
2012-09-17 12:03:06 AM  

Twilight Farkle: Thanks for the Meme-ries:
Sadly, THIS
[i291.photobucket.com image 450x622]

Did we ever figure out what the deal was with the disembodied leg in the background of that picture?

B.L.Z. Bub: CrispFlows: [iambrony.jsmart.web.id image 222x236]
/so sorry
jeanwearinfool's head just exploded.

From the interview that started it all: #winning like Charlie Sheen, but 20% cooler.

Now his head just exploded.


The left side of the picture. Also an arm.

I suspect someone is sitting on a chair with their foot up.

What do I win?
 
2012-09-17 12:13:58 AM  

DKinMN: Twilight Farkle: Thanks for the Meme-ries:
Sadly, THIS
[i291.photobucket.com image 450x622]

Did we ever figure out what the deal was with the disembodied leg in the background of that picture?

B.L.Z. Bub: CrispFlows: [iambrony.jsmart.web.id image 222x236]
/so sorry
jeanwearinfool's head just exploded.

From the interview that started it all: #winning like Charlie Sheen, but 20% cooler.

Now his head just exploded.

The left side of the picture. Also an arm.

I suspect someone is sitting on a chair with their foot up.

What do I win?


This:

i291.photobucket.com

For arguing and noticing all the other stuff in the pic BESIDES Lohan at her zenith!
 
2012-09-17 12:18:22 AM  
What's with the farking bronies in this thread?
 
2012-09-17 12:21:24 AM  
DKinMN:
The left side of the picture. Also an arm.
I suspect someone is sitting on a chair with their foot up.
What do I win?


Pretty damn close! You win the spoiler alert. Had to wade through a lot of creepy and spammy to dig it up. Great illusion from an unintentionally awesome cropping and the fact that the white balance is off just enough to make fleshtones look like the wall at the back of the scene: half the people don't notice the leg, and of those who do, they're so fixated on asking WTF's with the leg, that they never look closely enough at the rest of the picture to piece together the rest of the puzzle.
 
2012-09-17 12:50:36 AM  
I think i'm going to stream this..


/Likes Charlie Sheen
//AND PONIES
///Don't hate, Love and Tolerate
 
2012-09-17 02:07:22 AM  
IMHO, only Scary Movie 1 & 3 need exist. 3 really grew on me and is probably my favorite now. Very quotable.
 
2012-09-17 02:54:14 AM  

thecpt: Mugato: Even the first Scary Movie was a weak ass interpretation of what an "Airplane!"- style parody of what was already a spoof of a horror franchise should be. I can't imagine how watered down the 5th one would be like. Have they run out of Wayans brothers yet?

it was done by the same people as Airplane!

/I actually like 3 and 4


Actually, no, they weren't. The first two were done by the Wayans brothers and the last two were only directed by David Zucker (only one third of the Z.A.Z. team that made Airplane) before his sad dive into wingnut-ism with the painfully unfunny An American Carol. The fourth one had a pass on the script done by Jim Abrahams, but he has said most of that wasn't used.
 
2012-09-17 04:04:32 AM  

therecksays: Mugato: Even the first Scary Movie was a weak ass interpretation of what an "Airplane!"- style parody of what was already a spoof of a horror franchise should be. I can't imagine how watered down the 5th one would be like. Have they run out of Wayans brothers yet?

Even the Wayans jumped ship after 2. IMO The last good one.

^^^^^^^^^^^^ as for the last good one, pretty much on that, too.
the rest belong to the same team that gave the world epic movie and disaster movie
and the rest of that crap.
 
2012-09-17 05:39:46 AM  

thecpt: Mugato: Even the first Scary Movie was a weak ass interpretation of what an "Airplane!"- style parody of what was already a spoof of a horror franchise should be. I can't imagine how watered down the 5th one would be like. Have they run out of Wayans brothers yet?

it was done by the same people as Airplane!


Which makes it all the more baffling why it sucks so much.
 
2012-09-17 12:12:07 PM  
She is going to suck all the drugs out of sheen's system.Her heart will explode and he will become a born again christian.
 
2012-09-17 01:13:08 PM  
Love Anna...
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2012-09-17 01:13:49 PM  

One Bad Apple: SilentStrider: Slaanesh is rubbing its hamds with glee at this.

As is Papa Nurgle.


I didn't see this (was on my smartphone when I read the thread. And the Chaos gods came to mind first thing.
 
2012-09-17 02:00:57 PM  
Is the CDC aware of these plans?

I don't think there is a clean room or hazmat suit made that could contain the level of disease between these two.
 
2012-09-17 02:30:58 PM  

Harry_Seldon: I watched "Mean Girls" the other day. I forget how attractive and smart she used to be at the ripe old age of 18.


That movie had an awful lot of eye candy in it ... Rachel McAdams, an actually attractive Lindsay Lohan, Lacey Chabert, Tina Fey
 
2012-09-17 02:32:32 PM  

hugh chardon: Is the CDC aware of these plans?

I don't think there is a clean room or hazmat suit made that could contain the level of disease between these two.


Kind of like throwing a bucket with a rope tied to it to dredge up some love from lake Calumet
 
2012-09-17 03:22:07 PM  
Which one in the Scary Movie series had Anna Farris being all adorable in it?

I like that one.
 
2012-09-17 03:51:42 PM  

jeanwearinfool: jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 640x582]

Is it too much to ask that you kiddy-diddlers keep your fanfic shiat out of my fark?


Your fark?

Account created: 2006-06-05 23:05:49

Begone, noob.
 
2012-09-17 03:52:54 PM  

Mugato: thecpt: Mugato: Even the first Scary Movie was a weak ass interpretation of what an "Airplane!"- style parody of what was already a spoof of a horror franchise should be. I can't imagine how watered down the 5th one would be like. Have they run out of Wayans brothers yet?

it was done by the same people as Airplane!

Which makes it all the more baffling why it sucks so much.


Perhaps you aren't the target demographic anymore?
 
2012-09-17 04:08:53 PM  

jeanwearinfool: jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 640x582]

Is it too much to ask that you kiddy-diddlers keep your fanfic shiat out of my fark?


dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-09-17 04:13:55 PM  
Scary movie 3 is fantastic
 
2012-09-17 04:55:15 PM  

jst3p: Mugato: thecpt: Mugato: Even the first Scary Movie was a weak ass interpretation of what an "Airplane!"- style parody of what was already a spoof of a horror franchise should be. I can't imagine how watered down the 5th one would be like. Have they run out of Wayans brothers yet?

it was done by the same people as Airplane!

Which makes it all the more baffling why it sucks so much.

Perhaps you aren't the target demographic anymore?


Do you honestly think the Scary Movie movies hold up like Airplane!?
 
2012-09-17 10:45:30 PM  

Hoban Washburne: The big problem I have with Scary Movie(s), other than just being shiatty in general, is that Scream was already a parody. It was just a well done parody that had legitimate horror moments. Scary Movie is a parody of a parody. Completely unnecessary.


^^^
 
2012-09-18 10:02:50 AM  
I only saw the first Scary Movie, and I thought they were going for shock value every few minutes. But I was in an actual theater, and the biggest surprise was that after the lights came up, and people started walking out, most of them looked like junior high kids.. I think I would have needed therapy after seeing that movie at that young age.
 
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