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(Entertainmentwise)   'Scary Movie 5' to feature a sex scene between Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan. That's all I got, I just can't   (entertainmentwise.com) divider line 89
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2012-09-16 06:20:46 PM
Scary Movie : Desperation
 
2012-09-16 06:34:10 PM
One of the reasons I finally canceled cable was because Comedy Central played Scary Movie 4 all weekend, *every* weekend.
 
2012-09-16 06:39:45 PM
Slaanesh is rubbing its hamds with glee at this.
 
2012-09-16 06:44:05 PM
Unless it includes Charlie wiping his dick on her forehead, I don't care.
 
2012-09-16 06:44:27 PM
Lead sentence: "Earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan refused to start filming 'Scary Movie 5' because she was worried about her public image."

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2012-09-16 06:47:47 PM

Ed Finnerty: One of the reasons I finally canceled cable was because Comedy Central played Scary Movie 4 all weekend, *every* weekend.


why are you watching comedy central all weekend, every weekend?
 
2012-09-16 06:56:26 PM
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2012-09-16 07:04:49 PM
Even the first Scary Movie was a weak ass interpretation of what an "Airplane!"- style parody of what was already a spoof of a horror franchise should be. I can't imagine how watered down the 5th one would be like. Have they run out of Wayans brothers yet?
 
2012-09-16 07:05:42 PM
Nuke it from orbit...
 
2012-09-16 07:19:45 PM

thomps: Ed Finnerty: One of the reasons I finally canceled cable was because Comedy Central played Scary Movie 4 all weekend, *every* weekend.

why are you watching comedy central all weekend, every weekend?


How do YOU pass the time on home detention, smart guy?
 
2012-09-16 07:29:41 PM
I hope there's a hazmat team standing by.
 
2012-09-16 07:41:08 PM

SilentStrider: Slaanesh is rubbing its hamds with glee at this.


As is Papa Nurgle.


Imagine the STDs this would unleash.a Hepatitis Lohan/ Herpes Simplex Sheen hybrid
 
2012-09-16 07:49:20 PM
Not enough condoms and bleach in the world to clean the germs and STDs outta that room
 
2012-09-16 07:51:30 PM
You'll get Digital Herpes! Ermagerdh!
 
2012-09-16 07:51:59 PM
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2012-09-16 07:52:53 PM
What is this I don't even
 
2012-09-16 07:56:09 PM
That moves this film from lame comedy to true horror in an instant. Possibly with an outbreak/pandemic type disaster movie backstory. Time to buy shares in penicillin manufacturers.
 
2012-09-16 07:57:54 PM

Ed Finnerty: One of the reasons I finally canceled cable was because Comedy Central played Scary Movie 4 all weekend, *every* weekend.


^ So much this
 
2012-09-16 07:59:57 PM

Mugato: Even the first Scary Movie was a weak ass interpretation of what an "Airplane!"- style parody of what was already a spoof of a horror franchise should be. I can't imagine how watered down the 5th one would be like. Have they run out of Wayans brothers yet?


No, someone keeps getting Keenan wet and new brothers keep popping off.
 
2012-09-16 08:02:06 PM
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2012-09-16 08:05:41 PM

One Bad Apple: SilentStrider: Slaanesh is rubbing its hamds with glee at this.

As is Papa Nurgle.


Imagine the STDs this would unleash.a Hepatitis Lohan/ Herpes Simplex Sheen hybrid


All according to Lord Tzeentch's plan.

/Anyone got advice on fixing computers? My fan sounds like a Baneblade engine.
//...CREEEED!
 
2012-09-16 08:06:48 PM

basemetal: Unless it includes Charlie wiping his dick on her forehead, I don't care.


director's cut - you'll have to pay. extra.
 
2012-09-16 08:09:12 PM
Which one is the bottom?
 
2012-09-16 08:11:45 PM
If I was bent on creating a antibiotic-resistant superbug, this is pretty much how I'd do it.
 
2012-09-16 08:12:52 PM
Hmmm, a big name actor doing a sex scene for laughs? I'm sure that's never been done before!

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2012-09-16 08:13:02 PM

BattleFrenchie28:


All according to Lord Tzeentch's plan.

/Anyone got advice on fixing computers? My fan sounds like a Baneblade engine.


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2012-09-16 08:13:17 PM

jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 640x582]


Is it too much to ask that you kiddy-diddlers keep your fanfic shiat out of my fark?
 
2012-09-16 08:15:34 PM
This might cause an explosion of derp the world is totally unprepared for.
 
2012-09-16 08:18:18 PM

Mugato: Even the first Scary Movie was a weak ass interpretation of what an "Airplane!"- style parody of what was already a spoof of a horror franchise should be. I can't imagine how watered down the 5th one would be like. Have they run out of Wayans brothers yet?


The big problem I have with Scary Movie(s), other than just being shiatty in general, is that Scream was already a parody. It was just a well done parody that had legitimate horror moments. Scary Movie is a parody of a parody. Completely unnecessary.
 
2012-09-16 08:19:51 PM
Lindsay Lohan refused to start filming 'Scary Movie 5' because she was worried about her public image.

What is this I don't even....
 
2012-09-16 08:21:04 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Lead sentence: "Earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan refused to start filming 'Scary Movie 5' because she was worried about her public image."


I read that as well. So lyndsay has standards. Who'd have thought?
 
2012-09-16 08:24:17 PM
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2012-09-16 08:32:14 PM

Mugato: Even the first Scary Movie was a weak ass interpretation of what an "Airplane!"- style parody of what was already a spoof of a horror franchise should be. I can't imagine how watered down the 5th one would be like. Have they run out of Wayans brothers yet?


Even the Wayans jumped ship after 2. IMO The last good one.
 
2012-09-16 08:32:17 PM

jeanwearinfool: jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 640x582]

Is it too much to ask that you kiddy-diddlers keep your fanfic shiat out of my fark?


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2012-09-16 08:32:46 PM
You know how the Apple name and logo is a sign of quality? Lindsay Lohan is the opposite of that. I couldn't care less to see any film she's in. She had talent and pissed it all away. There are better more talented younger actresses out there.
 
2012-09-16 08:37:48 PM
Do you get the feeling that if Sheen knocked her up, she'd give birth to a kilo of coke?
 
2012-09-16 08:38:33 PM

jeanwearinfool: jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 640x582]

Is it too much to ask that you kiddy-diddlers keep your fanfic shiat out of my fark?


Yes.
i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-16 08:44:27 PM

jeanwearinfool: jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 640x582]

Is it too much to ask that you kiddy-diddlers keep your fanfic shiat out of my fark?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-16 08:48:47 PM

jso2897: jeanwearinfool: jso2897: [i18.photobucket.com image 640x582]

Is it too much to ask that you kiddy-diddlers keep your fanfic shiat out of my fark?

Yes.
[i18.photobucket.com image 624x416]


So yes, you are a kiddy-diddler?
 
2012-09-16 08:50:16 PM
I bet it's "daddy/ daughter" scene and he goes all "spankey spank" and she goes all "aw yeah" and he gets all " Nom nom nom nom " and she gets all " Nam nam nam nam"

"MAO!"

You can do this, maaaan.

There's rats down there.
 
2012-09-16 08:52:38 PM

SilentStrider: Slaanesh is rubbing its hamds with glee at this.


So is Nurgle.
 
2012-09-16 08:57:35 PM
They could make this funny. If they got them in a car, a la Titanic, and showed them kissing, then cut to a shot of him pulling down her pants, then cut away to an outside shot of the car as it suddenly has every window splattered with the green slime that the Nickelodeon shows used to use. Something like that.
 
2012-09-16 09:02:41 PM

dahmers love zombie: They could make this funny. If they got them in a car, a la Titanic, and showed them kissing, then cut to a shot of him pulling down her pants, then cut away to an outside shot of the car as it suddenly has every window splattered with the green slime that the Nickelodeon shows used to use. Something like that.


Ummm.....Go on????
 
2012-09-16 09:09:07 PM

W.C.fields forever: dahmers love zombie: They could make this funny. If they got them in a car, a la Titanic, and showed them kissing, then cut to a shot of him pulling down her pants, then cut away to an outside shot of the car as it suddenly has every window splattered with the green slime that the Nickelodeon shows used to use. Something like that.

Ummm.....Go on????


Lindsay Lohan has green ooze explode from her vaginal area when you remove her panties. What else do you need?
 
2012-09-16 09:09:27 PM
My Little Ponies shiat on the ground like regular ponies.

Sexxy.
 
2012-09-16 09:09:38 PM
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2012-09-16 09:12:22 PM

Lee's_Austin: W.C.fields forever: dahmers love zombie: They could make this funny. If they got them in a car, a la Titanic, and showed them kissing, then cut to a shot of him pulling down her pants, then cut away to an outside shot of the car as it suddenly has every window splattered with the green slime that the Nickelodeon shows used to use. Something like that.

Ummm.....Go on????

Lindsay Lohan has green ooze explode from her vaginal area when you remove her panties. What else do you need?


Well, I guess they could then cut to a shot of both of them in the car, covered hair to toes in green slime, contentedly smoking a cigarette. Or a crack pipe.
 
2012-09-16 09:22:50 PM

dahmers love zombie: Lee's_Austin: W.C.fields forever: dahmers love zombie: They could make this funny. If they got them in a car, a la Titanic, and showed them kissing, then cut to a shot of him pulling down her pants, then cut away to an outside shot of the car as it suddenly has every window splattered with the green slime that the Nickelodeon shows used to use. Something like that.

Ummm.....Go on????

Lindsay Lohan has green ooze explode from her vaginal area when you remove her panties. What else do you need?

Well, I guess they could then cut to a shot of both of them in the car, covered hair to toes in green slime, contentedly smoking a cigarette. Or a crack pipe.


My vote is crack pipe.

/My vote is always crack pipe.
 
2012-09-16 09:22:59 PM
Well, Lindsay IS looking a little more hittable lately than during her Playboy spread. Although it still pales to 2004.

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2012-09-16 09:49:53 PM
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