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2012-09-16 11:14:29 PM  
It's Sunday night, and even I can't troll everyone successfully over this biatch. She is a feckin' whackjob. nap time!
 
2012-09-16 11:15:26 PM  

Achi11es: rohar: Achi11es: Jesus Christ you people are foul. Christine is a wonderful lady. Assholes.

"Christine" and "Asshole" in the same post.

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What did she ever do to you? She doesn't like sex. is nothing sacred?


Sure she does, she just hasn't met the right guy. I'm guessing you haven't either.
 
2012-09-16 11:20:52 PM  
Romney should have picked her for his running mate. At least her tax returns wouldn't have been too compicated.
 
2012-09-16 11:20:59 PM  

PillsHere: Someone fill me in, why do people on Fark like her? (for those who do)


Because she's pretty and awesome.
 
2012-09-16 11:25:17 PM  

Bigdogdaddy: Romney should have picked her for his running mate. At least her tax returns wouldn't have been too compicated.


www.chantastique.net



agrees.
 
2012-09-16 11:27:06 PM  
Here's the reality - and I'm being totally serious - if you're any sort of liberal, you would put your full support behind this beautiful young lady. I'm a cheap guy, so I'm not going to put any money towards her political ambitions, but I'm totally behind her.

Go, Christine!
 
2012-09-16 11:30:06 PM  

Achi11es: BSABSVR: Achi11es: Jesus Christ you people are foul. Christine is a wonderful lady. Assholes.

People who refer to celebrities tend to be of a certain type. Are you a middle-aged childless widower in accounting by chance?

Does that count everyone who refers to celebrities? Is it a certain class of celebrities? What about B movie celebrities? Do they always need to be political?


All.
 
2012-09-16 11:37:08 PM  

Captain Dan: At this point, 75-90% of elected GOP politicians are just doing it for the money. They don't believe in anything, and neither does Christine O'Donnell. She's just not clever enough to hide it.


Bingo. Most of the GOP pushes for policies that will fatten their own bank accounts, at the expense of the country's health. The remaining 10-25% believe in things...those things just happen to be either batshiat fundamentalist Christianity or idiotic Randian bullshiat.
 
2012-09-16 11:39:24 PM  

Achi11es: Christine is a wonderful lady Asshole


Takin' your work for it, bro.

Wash your hands.
 
2012-09-16 11:44:21 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains."
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Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
I think so, Brain, but me and Christine O'Donnell? What would the children look like? 

(And besides, burlap chafes me so.)
 
2012-09-16 11:55:40 PM  
Easier than working for a living I guess...
 
2012-09-16 11:56:41 PM  
www.addictinginfo.org
Did not get better.
 
2012-09-16 11:58:24 PM  
That reminds me - whatever happened t Chris O'Donnell? Did Batman and Robin ruin his career forever?
 
2012-09-17 12:06:11 AM  

Twilight Farkle: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains."
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Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
I think so, Brain, but me and Christine O'Donnell? What would the children look like? 

(And besides, burlap chafes me so.)


+1 would read again
 
2012-09-17 12:07:36 AM  

Arkanaut: That reminds me - whatever happened t Chris O'Donnell? Did Batman and Robin ruin his career forever?


They finally ran out of scripts for his one-trick-pony act.

/miracle that he lasted as long as he did
//the guy made a ton of money playing the same character, over and over
 
2012-09-17 12:26:09 AM  

Arkanaut: That reminds me - whatever happened t Chris O'Donnell? Did Batman and Robin ruin his career forever?


Rubber. Nipples.
 
2012-09-17 12:26:40 AM  

North_Central_Positronics: GIDDY, with excitement.

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that's an awful big cakehole
 
2012-09-17 12:35:03 AM  
Comedy gold!!
 
2012-09-17 12:42:51 AM  

Arkanaut: That reminds me - whatever happened t Chris O'Donnell? Did Batman and Robin ruin his career forever?


He's starring on one of the highest rated shows on TV.

/NCIS: LA: Because you can't follow the complex plot of NCIS.
 
2012-09-17 12:46:19 AM  
Just so I'm clear: folks want a woman who couldn't actually win a seat, despite three separate runs, to run again?

Someone is funneling cash, and using this dizzy witch to do so...
 
2012-09-17 12:48:35 AM  

hubiestubert: Just so I'm clear: folks want a woman who couldn't actually win a seat, despite three separate runs, to run again?

Someone is funneling cash, and using this dizzy witch to do so...


Some people are into that untamed cooter hair.
 
2012-09-17 12:49:34 AM  
She struck me as a girl who was deeply insecure, the kind whose mind could be changed by being around reasons me people. I think I'd enjoy her company.

/lady bug costume was cute
 
2012-09-17 12:50:27 AM  

Achi11es: What did she ever do to you? She doesn't like sex. is nothing sacred?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-17 01:15:27 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: hubiestubert: Just so I'm clear: folks want a woman who couldn't actually win a seat, despite three separate runs, to run again?

Someone is funneling cash, and using this dizzy witch to do so...

Some people are into that untamed cooter hair.


True enough.

But look at this Silly Season. Folks who KNOW that they have absolutely no chance in 10,000 Hells of getting even near a positive result flooded the stage. In part, we can attribute that a concerted effort by the leadership to crowd out contenders like Huntsman and Johnson, whose reasonableness on social issues was a danger upsetting the investment in the TEA Party, Neocons, and the other Wing Nuts that they've bet upon in the past. It would upset the narrative if someone who wasn't chewing on the scenes crazy or fully in the pocket and absolutely dedicated to serving their time without a single thought in their heads of their own actually GOT the nomination.

Bachamann, Santorum, even Cain, are all going to be taken care of, as will Newt and others, for making the ticket so long. No one had any thought that they'd get anywhere, but their running stole inches from bylines. In order to cover the race, the less crazy folks got smaller sound bytes, and less coverage. The more outrageous, the more wounded, the more thrashing? They ate up press minutes to cover that, than folks who might have actually had plans of their own--and the leadership of the party right now, doesn't want anyone with ideas of their own. They want a puppet who will sign bills, look pretty for the camera, and repeat his lines.

In order to guarantee that, the field had to be flooded with folks who would take away press and attention away from candidates who might actually have challenged that model. And it worked. Huntsman dropped out. Johnson went to the Libertarians. That left Romney poised, and Romney has pretty much taken his marching orders since he got into office. He isn't a candidate. He's a special effect, and one who is a bit more adroit at staying on message, but not exactly quick on his feet. Which is the problem with installing someone into the Presidency who has to be told what to say and what to do. The GOP leadership doesn't want a real leader, they want a mouthpiece in the Executive, and this is the flaw with the party right now. Has been for the last 15 years really. The Presidency isn't an office that the GOP is comfortable with, not with an actual leader. That would undermine the efforts to place Senators and Reps into office, to sponsor legislation and try to ram it through. A real leader might actually read what was placed before him, and that would never do.

Romney avoided issues, by not sending bills back to a legislature that might over-ride his veto. That would be disastrous to the Romney brand, and it would be disastrous to the idea that he was thwarting the will of the people. He was in place for damage control, and to rubber stamp legislation that would send a lot of cash to the right folks in Mass. And that isn't really going to change much if he gets the Presidency. What will harm the GOP, is losing the House or Senate. That is where their efforts really have to lie. They get the Senate and House, they can sandbag Obama until the cows come home. A loss to Obama is less disastrous a wide enough margin to break a filibuster. They cannot afford to lose the Congressional races, and so, we get this idiocy. To drum up support. To get folks fired up. To stick to narrative, over policy. And when you do that, you need cheerleaders, and that is all that she is really doing. She's acting as a cheerleader, and a lightning rod, and she's going to be compensated for it, and the right folks are going to be consulted, the money will be spent, and it will pay back the folks who are working on OTHER races. Losing? It doesn't matter to O'Donnell. It's not like she's in it to win, just to make noise and distract folks...
 
2012-09-17 01:18:25 AM  

Notabunny: I'm pretty sure the Tea Party takeover of the House was based on their extreme anti-abortion, anti-contraception, anti-gay marriage platform.


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2012-09-17 01:18:33 AM  
Translation: she's broke again, and plans to spend another two years (illegally) living off her campaign donations.
 
2012-09-17 01:22:48 AM  
Of course she's planning to run for office again. She's lived off political contributions her entire adult life. Her choices are run for office or get a job.
 
2012-09-17 01:26:16 AM  
As hawt as I think this biatch is, I pray to whatever gawd you farkin' farklibtardphuqs pray to, that she takes out one of you sunsabiatches, so we get at least one YEA vote on criminalizing pre-teen abortion.
 
2012-09-17 01:28:30 AM  
I would totally do her. There, I said it.
 
2012-09-17 01:30:07 AM  

Tumunga: As hawt as I think this biatch is, I pray to whatever gawd you farkin' farklibtardphuqs pray to, that she takes out one of you sunsabiatches, so we get at least one YEA vote on criminalizing pre-teen abortion.


You can't abort pre-teens. That's like 30th trimester.
 
2012-09-17 01:34:08 AM  
oh

stoli n coke: Tumunga: As hawt as I think this biatch is, I pray to whatever gawd you farkin' farklibtardphuqs pray to, that she takes out one of you sunsabiatches, so we get at least one YEA vote on criminalizing pre-teen abortion.

You can't abort pre-teens. That's like 30th trimester.


Oh. I didn't know that. How about some whorebag that gets knocked up on prom night?
 
2012-09-17 01:38:57 AM  

Tumunga: ohstoli n coke: Tumunga: As hawt as I think this biatch is, I pray to whatever gawd you farkin' farklibtardphuqs pray to, that she takes out one of you sunsabiatches, so we get at least one YEA vote on criminalizing pre-teen abortion.

You can't abort pre-teens. That's like 30th trimester.

Oh. I didn't know that. How about some whorebag that gets knocked up on prom night?


Now, is that a nice way to talk about your mother? At least she came back to get you out of the dumpster.
 
2012-09-17 01:43:47 AM  
Fark you Fark, for doing this me.

I'D FORGOTTEN WHO SHE WAS. Seriously, she was out of my farking memory until I clicked on this thread. I saw the name and thought "who," and then I vaguely remembered the witchcrafty thing and now venturing into the sewer of the thread the masterbation business came back. ARRRGGHHH. Think of all the drinking I'll need to do to get rid of her again.
 
2012-09-17 01:54:23 AM  

hammettman: Fark you Fark, for doing this me.

I'D FORGOTTEN WHO SHE WAS. Seriously, she was out of my farking memory until I clicked on this thread. I saw the name and thought "who," and then I vaguely remembered the witchcrafty thing and now venturing into the sewer of the thread the masterbation business came back. ARRRGGHHH. Think of all the drinking I'll need to do to get rid of her again.


Come on. She was one of the funnier members of teabag nation. Especially now that she don't diddle despite her college years, when she serviced more wangs than a Beijing train station.
 
2012-09-17 02:36:50 AM  

urban.derelict: Majick Thise: But how do we know she is a witch?

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"I'm not a witch! I'm YOU!


"You didn't burn that!"
 
2012-09-17 02:38:02 AM  
I found this in my Facebook feed a few weeks back. Looks tanned and rested..

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/hotlink
 
2012-09-17 03:51:36 AM  
i.i.com.com

Do eeeeeeeeeeeeet!
 
2012-09-17 05:09:33 AM  
I was alwayws weirded out by the facial features on the smiley.
Fbixxord!
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2012-09-17 05:59:10 AM  

PillsHere: Someone fill me in, why do people on Fark like her? (for those who do)


It's mostly a sarcastic thing. Like how I was sort of hoping that Bachmann would get the VP nod - because she'd get her ass kicked in the polls.

/Turns out that Ryan worked just as well, but I digress.
 
2012-09-17 06:43:41 AM  

anfrind: I want to have deviant sex with your butthole: anfrind: And actually, nothing that night went according to her plan. The "climax" of the evening was when she was sitting in the driver's seat of the car, still parked outside the bar, pants still on, crying and banging her head against the steering wheel because I had balked at the idea of having sex in a car while parked outside a bar.

Dafuq, man, why didn't you call a cab and snag a hotel room with her?

I don't think she was willing to wait that long. I thought we had agreed to go back to my apartment, but as soon as we were in the car, she climbed onto my lap and started grinding.

The whole thing still baffles me, too.


You're apparently afraid of strong conservative women. Who like sex in public.
 
2012-09-17 06:53:59 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Did not get better.


*golfclap* well played
 
2012-09-17 08:11:32 AM  
I love playing this site like a violin. :)
 
2012-09-17 08:43:22 AM  
Don't you have to have a political career first before you can lay claim to making a comeback? This would be like Snooki making working her way back to Broadway.
 
2012-09-17 09:43:42 AM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-09-17 10:07:02 AM  
Can't figure out if O'Donnell dumber than Palin...but at least she's not as vindictive and mean.
 
2012-09-17 10:18:58 AM  
If she re-enters the scene as a pagan I'll consider it
 
2012-09-17 11:12:22 AM  
Bozo Jr. Rides again?
 
2012-09-17 01:14:29 PM  

johnnyrocket: Can't figure out if O'Donnell dumber than Palin...but at least she's not as vindictive and mean.


Yeah, by Teabagger standards, she's pretty cheerful and laid back. Perky, even.
 
2012-09-17 02:47:54 PM  

Alphax: johnnyrocket: Can't figure out if O'Donnell dumber than Palin...but at least she's not as vindictive and mean.

Yeah, by Teabagger standards, she's pretty cheerful and laid back. Perky, even.


In fairness, she can afford to be, when folks keep paying her bills and keeping her around as a cheerleader. That's sort of her job...
 
2012-09-17 03:54:21 PM  

PillsHere: Someone fill me in, why do people on Fark like her? (for those who do)


For the same reason people on TMZ like Kim Kardashian. She's a relatively photogenic train wreck who has some deep seated psychological problems that make her do embarrasing, shameful things on camera in exchange for a small measure of fame.

And like Kim Kardashian, she's never held a real job in her life, but still makes a comfortable living through shameless fame whoring, so we feel no guilt at all when we mock her.

In short, she's an internet celebrity who gets off on attention, and farkers like getting women off. We're the gentle, sensitive lovers of the internet.
 
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