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2012-09-16 08:43:51 PM  

Silly Jesus: [whitneym49.files.wordpress.com image 400x280]


. . . dafuq?

HIlarious, nonetheless.
 
2012-09-16 08:45:14 PM  
As to Republican party and its super pacs realize they aren't going to win the White House, they're refocusing their efforts -- and their hundreds of millions of dollars -- down-ticket. And it makes sense. They only need to win a few seats to take the Senate, and while a 1/2 million dollar ad buy can have a huge impact in a Senate contest, it's not very much for a single super pac which has a half a billion they're no longer going to spend promoting Romney.
 
2012-09-16 08:45:15 PM  

PillsHere: Someone fill me in, why do people on Fark like her? (for those who do)


Well, she used to be cute on Real Time, and Politically Incorrect...before she got fat and tea baggie.
 
2012-09-16 08:48:23 PM  
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2012-09-16 08:50:12 PM  

fenianfark: [cache.gawkerassets.com image 300x344]

I'd hit it.


She kinds of reminds me of the lonely cougar in my company's payroll department who decided one year that after the company holiday party she was going to take me to a bar, get me drunk, and then f*ck my brains out.
 
2012-09-16 08:53:49 PM  
You'd think differently if you lived in Delaware. I actually have to see this charlatan's name on ads and signs if that happens.

On second thought, screw it, for teh lulz.
 
2012-09-16 08:54:04 PM  

anfrind: She kinds of reminds me of the lonely cougar in my company's payroll department who decided one year that after the company holiday party she was going to take me to a bar, get me drunk, and then f*ck my brains out.


Did you get a bonus that year?
 
2012-09-16 08:56:31 PM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-16 08:59:55 PM  
I think I owe that to my supporters
Couldn't she just buy them coffees?
 
2012-09-16 09:00:34 PM  
Dabbling in witchcraft consists of going in the woods, spreading some salt in a circle, lighting a candle at the four corners, some incense, saying a specific prayer at each, extinguish the candles etc, all in a specific order, yadda yadda. While wearing robes.

Just like Catholicism I swear. Just different.

I'm surprised it doesn't play better with the religious right.

/not really
 


//would pound that witch like a dry gingerbread dough
 
2012-09-16 09:02:17 PM  
I like that her penchant for telling braggadocio-filled college stories under the stupid assumption that that kind of shiat works on the campaign trail has caused literally the only thing I can remember about her to be that she's a witch. Like, I don't even bloody remember what state she ran in, but I remember the witch thing.
 
2012-09-16 09:05:58 PM  

Thrakkerzog: anfrind: She kinds of reminds me of the lonely cougar in my company's payroll department who decided one year that after the company holiday party she was going to take me to a bar, get me drunk, and then f*ck my brains out.

Did you get a bonus that year?


AIDS
 
2012-09-16 09:06:13 PM  

Majick Thise: But how do we know she is a witch?

[www.macmeisters.com image 320x240]


I was wondering if she'd survive being thrown into the lake...
 
2012-09-16 09:06:40 PM  

Cargo: Silly Jesus: [whitneym49.files.wordpress.com image 400x280]

. . . dafuq?

HIlarious, nonetheless.


GANGNAM STYLE

/skip to 1:55 for the meme, but it's worth watching for the lulz.
 
2012-09-16 09:07:26 PM  

anfrind: She kinds of reminds me of the lonely cougar in my company's payroll department who decided one year that after the company holiday party she was going to take me to a bar, get me drunk, and then f*ck my brains out.


This is relevant to my interests.
 
2012-09-16 09:09:22 PM  

TheOther: Stewart and Colbert just had simulorgasm.


I think one of them posted this.
 
2012-09-16 09:17:46 PM  

Fart_Machine: Thrakkerzog: anfrind: She kinds of reminds me of the lonely cougar in my company's payroll department who decided one year that after the company holiday party she was going to take me to a bar, get me drunk, and then f*ck my brains out.

Did you get a bonus that year?

AIDS


Hot cuckoo sampler box?
 
2012-09-16 09:18:37 PM  

Thrakkerzog: anfrind: She kinds of reminds me of the lonely cougar in my company's payroll department who decided one year that after the company holiday party she was going to take me to a bar, get me drunk, and then f*ck my brains out.

Did you get a bonus that year?


Yes, but bonuses were determined and awarded prior to the holiday party that year.

Fart_Machine: AIDS


And actually, nothing that night went according to her plan. The "climax" of the evening was when she was sitting in the driver's seat of the car, still parked outside the bar, pants still on, crying and banging her head against the steering wheel because I had balked at the idea of having sex in a car while parked outside a bar.
 
2012-09-16 09:21:51 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Fart_Machine: Thrakkerzog: anfrind: She kinds of reminds me of the lonely cougar in my company's payroll department who decided one year that after the company holiday party she was going to take me to a bar, get me drunk, and then f*ck my brains out.

Did you get a bonus that year?

AIDS

Hot cuckoo sampler box?


Okay, THAT was pretty funny.
 
2012-09-16 09:23:44 PM  

Rev_Obijuan: FTFA: "I think I owe that to my supporters, to at least consider a run . . ."

In other words, "We'll gladly accept any and all donations, after which we'll 'consider' a run, then decide to take the money and run."

Great scam. I should try it.


Worked for Palin. She had a whole bus tour that she finished half of and all that too.
 
2012-09-16 09:32:57 PM  

anfrind: And actually, nothing that night went according to her plan. The "climax" of the evening was when she was sitting in the driver's seat of the car, still parked outside the bar, pants still on, crying and banging her head against the steering wheel because I had balked at the idea of having sex in a car while parked outside a bar.


Dafuq, man, why didn't you call a cab and snag a hotel room with her?
 
2012-09-16 09:34:49 PM  
At this point, 75-90% of elected GOP politicians are just doing it for the money. They don't believe in anything, and neither does Christine O'Donnell. She's just not clever enough to hide it.
 
2012-09-16 09:38:46 PM  

Goodfella: In reality she's making this statement because she's under investigation again for using campaign funds for her own personal living costs.

All she needs to do is imply she might at some time in the future maybe possibly run for something, maybe, and then its ok if she keeps on embezzling campaign funds.

Not that in the United States they ever prosecute anyone for embezzling campaign funds. So embezzle away, everyone. They enforce those laws about as much as the Securities & Exchange Commission and the CFTC enforce securities and banking laws.


Isn't that what they nailed Edwards on?
 
2012-09-16 09:39:39 PM  

Fart_Machine: Thrakkerzog: anfrind: She kinds of reminds me of the lonely cougar in my company's payroll department who decided one year that after the company holiday party she was going to take me to a bar, get me drunk, and then f*ck my brains out.

Did you get a bonus that year?

AIDS


i.qkme.me
 
2012-09-16 09:40:13 PM  

Captain Dan: At this point, 75-90% of elected GOP politicians are just doing it for the money. They don't believe in anything, and neither does Christine O'Donnell. She's just not clever enough to hide it.


That's ridiculous. I'm pretty sure the Tea Party takeover of the House was based on their extreme anti-abortion, anti-contraception, anti-gay marriage platform.
 
2012-09-16 09:40:19 PM  

PillsHere: Someone fill me in, why do people on Fark like her? (for those who do)


My understanding is that if you don't her you are afraid of strong conservative women. Or want to eat Helen Thomas out or something.
 
2012-09-16 09:46:47 PM  

BSABSVR: eat Helen Thomas out


Thanks for that. I'll be vomiting until morning.
 
2012-09-16 09:47:04 PM  
meh.
 
2012-09-16 09:47:43 PM  

I want to have deviant sex with your butthole: anfrind: And actually, nothing that night went according to her plan. The "climax" of the evening was when she was sitting in the driver's seat of the car, still parked outside the bar, pants still on, crying and banging her head against the steering wheel because I had balked at the idea of having sex in a car while parked outside a bar.

Dafuq, man, why didn't you call a cab and snag a hotel room with her?


I don't think she was willing to wait that long. I thought we had agreed to go back to my apartment, but as soon as we were in the car, she climbed onto my lap and started grinding.

The whole thing still baffles me, too.
 
2012-09-16 09:48:23 PM  

NewportBarGuy: BSABSVR: eat Helen Thomas out

Thanks for that. I'll be vomiting until morning.


You think you've got problems? I've got the strangest chubby right now.
 
2012-09-16 09:48:51 PM  

Rich Cream: Dabbling in witchcraft consists of going in the woods, spreading some salt in a circle, lighting a candle at the four corners, some incense, saying a specific prayer at each, extinguish the candles etc, all in a specific order, yadda yadda. While wearing robes.

Just like Catholicism I swear. Just different.

I'm surprised it doesn't play better with the religious right.

/not really 


//would pound that witch like a dry gingerbread dough


Four corners of a circle? Are you the Timecube guy?
 
2012-09-16 09:50:04 PM  
hard for me to think of this kooky senator wannabe without thinking of this snl skit

Link
 
2012-09-16 10:03:35 PM  

Zoophagous: Would hit it.

Making sure I used a fake name and gave her nothing to trace back to me.

/don't have sex with crazy
//unless you're careful


HotIgneous Intruder: Oh hells yes.
She's the kind of chick who will give you a hummer because coitus is too dirty.


She long ago passed the "repressed Christian chick who goes wild wen she finally has sex" and moved on into "repressed, uptight middle aged woman who has never had good sex, and never had enough to get better at it than she was when she lost her virginity in that extremely short, awkward and unsatisfying backseat encounter when she was 28"

A possibly true story: I Had a One-Night Stand With Christine O'Donnell
 
2012-09-16 10:04:06 PM  
I understand how Christine was nominated as the Republican Senate candidate, but it really is mind boggling that there were enough Republican voters to think she was the best candidate available.
 
2012-09-16 10:11:37 PM  

anfrind: I want to have deviant sex with your butthole: anfrind: And actually, nothing that night went according to her plan. The "climax" of the evening was when she was sitting in the driver's seat of the car, still parked outside the bar, pants still on, crying and banging her head against the steering wheel because I had balked at the idea of having sex in a car while parked outside a bar.

Dafuq, man, why didn't you call a cab and snag a hotel room with her?

I don't think she was willing to wait that long. I thought we had agreed to go back to my apartment, but as soon as we were in the car, she climbed onto my lap and started grinding.

The whole thing still baffles me, too.


Cool story, bro!! :)
 
2012-09-16 10:18:47 PM  

BSABSVR: PillsHere: Someone fill me in, why do people on Fark like her? (for those who do)

My understanding is that if you don't her you are afraid of strong conservative women. Or want to eat Helen Thomas out or something.


www.justsaypictures.com
 
2012-09-16 10:21:51 PM  

PillsHere: Someone fill me in, why do people on Fark like her? (for those who do)


Right wingers love her because she agrees with right wing positions and is moderately attractive, for a politician, and that's pretty much all they care about. Everyone else loves her because she's such a horrible candidate that, by running, she not only helps the Democratic Party in DE, but nationwide.
 
2012-09-16 10:22:03 PM  

Silly Jesus: BSABSVR: PillsHere: Someone fill me in, why do people on Fark like her? (for those who do)

My understanding is that if you don't her you are afraid of strong conservative women. Or want to eat Helen Thomas out or something.

[www.justsaypictures.com image 300x300]


I really want to add you to my block list for that damage to my optic nerve.
 
2012-09-16 10:25:36 PM  

BSABSVR: PillsHere: Someone fill me in, why do people on Fark like her? (for those who do)

My understanding is that if you don't her you are afraid of strong conservative women. Or want to eat Helen Thomas out or something.


Similar logic to the whole 'if you don't like Obama, you're racist' thing.
 
2012-09-16 10:29:13 PM  

Flab: Four corners of a circle? Are you the Timecube guy?


Nah, just north, south etc.
 
2012-09-16 10:40:54 PM  
I'll only go see that if Sharron Angle comes back on bass.
 
2012-09-16 10:41:42 PM  

Silly Jesus: BSABSVR: PillsHere: Someone fill me in, why do people on Fark like her? (for those who do)

My understanding is that if you don't her you are afraid of strong conservative women. Or want to eat Helen Thomas out or something.

Similar logic to the whole 'if you don't like Obama, you're racist' thing.


yes, it's a lot like that, in that both positions are a figment of wingnuts' imaginations.
 
2012-09-16 10:48:57 PM  

Rich Cream: Flab: Four corners of a circle? Are you the Timecube guy?

Nah, just north, south etc.


quarters
 
2012-09-16 10:50:07 PM  
i45.tinypic.com 
 
2012-09-16 10:55:46 PM  
She's cute.
 
2012-09-16 10:59:42 PM  
Jesus Christ you people are foul. Christine is a wonderful lady. Assholes.
 
2012-09-16 11:06:26 PM  

Achi11es: Jesus Christ you people are foul. Christine is a wonderful lady. Assholes.


"Christine" and "Asshole" in the same post.

i.qkme.me
 
2012-09-16 11:11:31 PM  

Achi11es: Jesus Christ you people are foul. Christine is a wonderful lady. Assholes.


People who refer to celebrities tend to be of a certain type. Are you a middle-aged childless widower in accounting by chance?
 
2012-09-16 11:11:50 PM  

rohar: Achi11es: Jesus Christ you people are foul. Christine is a wonderful lady. Assholes.

"Christine" and "Asshole" in the same post.

[i.qkme.me image 625x468]


What did she ever do to you? She doesn't like sex. is nothing sacred?
 
2012-09-16 11:13:02 PM  

BSABSVR: Achi11es: Jesus Christ you people are foul. Christine is a wonderful lady. Assholes.

People who refer to celebrities tend to be of a certain type. Are you a middle-aged childless widower in accounting by chance?


Does that count everyone who refers to celebrities? Is it a certain class of celebrities? What about B movie celebrities? Do they always need to be political?
 
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