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2012-09-17 09:22:41 AM  

prjindigo: vaseline


Yeah, but what are the chances you're going to have Navy guys with you?
 
2012-09-17 09:42:48 AM  

SweetSaws: Cymbals of the Illiterati: [www.hotflick.net image 850x368]
Unimpressed.

Came for that, clap clap


Sunnuvabiatch I hated that movie and my wife for forcing me to watch it.
 
2012-09-17 09:59:52 AM  

madcan34: SweetSaws: Cymbals of the Illiterati: [www.hotflick.net image 850x368]
Unimpressed.

Came for that, clap clap

Sunnuvabiatch I hated that movie and my wife for forcing me to watch it.


Why do you hate it?
 
2012-09-17 10:07:29 AM  

SweetSaws: madcan34: SweetSaws: Cymbals of the Illiterati: [www.hotflick.net image 850x368]
Unimpressed.

Came for that, clap clap

Sunnuvabiatch I hated that movie and my wife for forcing me to watch it.

Why do you hate it?


The plot line and writing of that film was some of the worst I'd ever seen. There were some bits that had me chuckling but all in all I walked away from that movie wanting to do nothing less than slap Zach Braff over and over again.
 
2012-09-17 10:28:12 AM  
I was really expecting something interesting, and I did lol in response.
 
2012-09-17 10:30:03 AM  
Totally stupid. Terrible.

I like totally stupid terrible jokes.
 
2012-09-17 10:48:23 AM  
silent velcro

www.thomasnet.com
 
2012-09-17 01:13:58 PM  
i would think heating it up or submersing it in water. if that was convenient.

otherwise velcro sticks to kids.
 
2012-09-17 01:34:11 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Chief_ Danz153A: Admittedly I found it hilarious, but then again, it will only truly be hilarious if you have ever had the delightful frustration of trying to use a standard-issue uniform *and* be tactical. 

*sneak* --- *sneeeeeak* --- *sneeeaaakKRTKRTKRTKRTKRT!*

God d&^% *&$^#%ING VELCRO!

// shakes his fist at the uniform gods

So, how do special ops/tactical people stay silent? Do they have special non-velcro, non click-buckle, non-noisy uniform bits?


Wait for the thunder.
 
2012-09-17 04:15:48 PM  
Too much build-up, dude. Becomes way too obvious what you're doing.
 
2012-09-17 05:58:56 PM  
I had originally assumed he was just going to cut the strap, but that wouldn't have been very funny.
 
2012-09-17 06:01:28 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
Maybe it was this kind of Ranger.
 
2012-09-17 07:23:37 PM  

lokisbong: gopher321: Saw that coming a mile away.

I was expecting either a gunshot or an actual explosion.


Shades of gun silencer from "Get Smart", but backwards.
 
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