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(Daily Mail)   66-year-old Virginia woman reports all-Starbucks diet helped her lose 85 pounds in two years, feel young and smug again   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 5
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2012-09-16 05:45:30 PM
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Several months ago, I ate a Chicken Santa Fe panini from Starbucks on a completely empty stomach. An hour later, I was performing Ride of the Valkryies through a series of thundering bowl farts in the bathrooms at my work.
2012-09-16 06:58:02 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: rappy: Misconduc: $16 a day to eat at starbucks? I call bullshait, when the COFFEE is $8 a piece.

Your Starbucks sucks, it's like $6 at most usually

Homeless/Poor protip #25: A Venti (Starbuck-speak for Large) normal coffee costs $2.25 in Orange County. Fifty-cent refills all day long. Get registered on their website and earn a Gold card, which gets you FREE refills all day long. Get a double-cup and wait till shift change, or go to another location, and you can double that to free refills on TWO coffees all day long. Save the cups and keep them clean, and they generally are good for free "refills" each day. You can generally do this for 3-4 days before the cups start falling apart. Oh, the and Gold card gives you a free "anything" drink for each 15 new coffee purchases.

Protip #26: Get friendly with the help and you can get freebie pastries and sandwiches at the end of day, when they either throw out the stuff that's left, or freeze it to give to the various church foodbanks that hand them out to homeless and poor people.

u know a bag of coffee costs $5 at the store, and provides you with UNLIMITED refills (as long as the bag still has coffee in it)


read his handle. what is he supposed to do? eat the beans?
2012-09-16 06:04:10 PM
1 votes:
She lost 85 lbs. How much of that was her wallet?

/Hometown.
//Embarassed
2012-09-16 05:50:50 PM
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Killer Cars: Several months ago, I ate a Chicken Santa Fe panini from Starbucks on a completely empty stomach. An hour later, I was performing Ride of the Valkryies through a series of thundering bowl farts in the bathrooms at my work.


Funny story, also...

*panino (singular) panini (plural)

North American corporations have disgraced and insulted my culture with their hack food imitations and bastardized words for long enough. Please don't do the same.
2012-09-16 05:05:08 PM
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If you spend about 3 hours a day on a toilet, you obviously will lose 85 pounds.
 
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