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(The Raw Story)   Liz Cheney accuses the President of abandoning Czechoslovakia. Special Fark point: Czechoslovakia hasn't existed since 1992. Extra Fark credit: She called the country a close friend of the U.S.A   (rawstory.com) divider line 107
    More: Stupid, Liz Cheney, Czechoslovakia, United States, obama, Cairo speech, Jake Tapper  
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2012-09-16 03:49:54 PM  
10 votes:

Coco LaFemme: The GOP can't use the Al-Qaeda boogeyman anymore since Obama's done such a great job killing so many of them, so now they have to go back to the last great evil the US shiat their pants in fear of, which would be the Russians. Pretty soon it'll be the Japanese, Germans, Italians, and if we make it back far enough, the British.


Oh, sure. You're so blinded by liberal guilt that you don't see the threat that the Hittites represent.
2012-09-16 04:18:43 PM  
8 votes:

sweetmelissa31: And people care about her opinions because she came out of Dick Cheney's bloody gaping butthole?


cdn3.hark.com

"Hm. So that's how it is in that family."
2012-09-16 05:03:46 PM  
6 votes:

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: djkutch: thamike: And again with the "Russia is the enemy of America." These people will stop at nothing to f*ck sh*t up.

We can't spend half our budget on the military with out the occasional never ending war.

When you have the world's best hammer, everything looks like a nail.


Romney's national security adviser:
jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com
2012-09-16 04:48:03 PM  
6 votes:
Has POTUS been blamed for the decline and eventual fall of the Roman Empire yet?
2012-09-16 06:23:42 PM  
5 votes:

Wyalt Derp: Obama stood idly by and allowed our friends the dinosaurs to go extinct.


i.imgur.com
2012-09-16 05:15:05 PM  
5 votes:
Obama stood by idly when Sauron attacked Middle-earth.
2012-09-16 05:04:57 PM  
5 votes:
I question Obama's commitment to Sparklemotion.
2012-09-16 07:55:05 PM  
4 votes:

mrshowrules:
Worse than that, I think he misunderestimated it. I heard Iran is bypassing ICBM technology and with 3 weeks will have the ability to teleport high yield hydrogen warheads directly into Nascar events.



Do they have a Kickstarter for that?
2012-09-16 05:27:35 PM  
4 votes:

Hetfield: I heard Obama gave Cleopatra an iPod on his first visit to Egypt. Stay classy, Obama.



Damn him for fraternizing with our enemies! Cleopatra killed one of my tanks with a spearman!
2012-09-16 02:58:00 PM  
4 votes:
OK, I think it's time I tossed in my $15 for #3. These people are unreal...

i.imgur.com
2012-09-16 09:34:10 PM  
3 votes:

spiderpaz: Fartbama is focused on energy diversity, meanwhile, our allies The Ptolemies are being encroached on by the Kingdom of Judea!


i.imgur.com
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

And would it kill you to call your mother once and awhile? 
2012-09-16 07:50:14 PM  
3 votes:

SkinnyHead: mrshowrules: This. Why did Obama approve the Iranian nuclear program? Surely a nuclear Iran is a bad idea.

Why did the Obama Administration underestimate the threat posed by Iran? That's the better question. They scrapped the missile defense plan because they thought that Iran did not pose a threat. And also to appease the Russians. Now we learn that Iran may be only 3 years away from developing an ICBM that can even hit America. But never mind that, Liz Cheney said Czechoslovakia.


Worse than that, I think he misunderestimated it. I heard Iran is bypassing ICBM technology and with 3 weeks will have the ability to teleport high yield hydrogen warheads directly into Nascar events.
2012-09-16 06:19:54 PM  
3 votes:
Obama did absolutely nothing to save Pangaea from the socialist forces of continental drift.
2012-09-16 06:01:12 PM  
3 votes:
You know who else abandoned Czechoslovakia?
The Czechs and the Slovaks.
2012-09-16 05:03:53 PM  
3 votes:

Coco LaFemme: The GOP can't use the Al-Qaeda boogeyman anymore since Obama's done such a great job killing so many of them, so now they have to go back to the last great evil the US shiat their pants in fear of, which would be the Russians. Pretty soon it'll be the Japanese, Germans, Italians, and if we make it back far enough, the British.


Didn't Rmoney kick-start this a few weeks ago?
2012-09-16 05:01:35 PM  
3 votes:
I heard Obama gave Cleopatra an iPod on his first visit to Egypt. Stay classy, Obama.
2012-09-16 04:59:16 PM  
3 votes:
Fartbama is focused on energy diversity, meanwhile, our allies The Ptolemies are being encroached on by the Kingdom of Judea!
2012-09-16 04:51:32 PM  
3 votes:

Mentat: SkinnyHead: Mentat: SkinnyHead: Looks like the author has no serious rebuttal to her claim the Obama abandoned the Czech Republic.

Again, how did he abandon the Czech Republic?

Scrapped the missile defense system to appease the Russians.

And this threatens the Czech Republic how?


Patience, he's looking it up on his lunatic fringe right wing website.
2012-09-16 04:39:34 PM  
3 votes:

Mentat: SkinnyHead: Looks like the author has no serious rebuttal to her claim the Obama abandoned the Czech Republic.

Again, how did he abandon the Czech Republic?


He let them ban the sale of liquor with an alcohol content of over 20 percent. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
2012-09-16 04:04:51 PM  
3 votes:
Perhaps she'd like to comment on how we've eerily silent on the issue of the Ottoman Turk's threatening and the encroachment of the Austria-Hungarians...
2012-09-16 03:08:44 PM  
3 votes:

Speaker2Animals: OK, I think it's time I tossed in my $15 for #3. These people are unreal...

[i.imgur.com image 850x637]


Yep, sounds like Liz went to the same foreign policy school as Herman Cain. Also, why would a psychic need a doorbell? Wouldn't he/she know when someone's at the door?
2012-09-16 10:03:47 PM  
2 votes:
0bingo hasn't said a goddam thing about the Parthian incursions into Scythia. I suppose he expects the farking Sarmatians to deal with it. What a n00b
2012-09-16 08:21:30 PM  
2 votes:
Actually,now thatit appears that Iran is poised to invade neighboring Czechoslovakia, I haven't heard ANYTHING from Obama on this. Just another foreign relation deisaster, I suppose. But we're getting used to that.
2012-09-16 07:47:54 PM  
2 votes:
Satanic_Hamster: Mods; seriously, do you even care how little respect we have for you and Drew to allow trolls like this to continue?

They gave you an ignore button, and there's no shame in using it. Would you continue to sit next to a 300 pound down syndrome guy who started masturbating on the bus? Exact same thing as reading skinnyhead.
2012-09-16 07:30:52 PM  
2 votes:

SkinnyHead: mrshowrules: This. Why did Obama approve the Iranian nuclear program? Surely a nuclear Iran is a bad idea.

Why did the Obama Administration underestimate the threat posed by Iran? That's the better question. They scrapped the missile defense plan because they thought that Iran did not pose a threat. And also to appease the Russians. Now we learn that Iran may be only 3 years away from developing an ICBM that can even hit America. But never mind that, Liz Cheney said Czechoslovakia.


I'm sure I was told eight years ago that Iran was only TWO years away from having nukes, so I guess things are improving.
2012-09-16 06:49:17 PM  
2 votes:
We didn't abandon Czechoslovakia, we sent in our best squad to help them out.

www.rantpad.com
2012-09-16 06:36:21 PM  
2 votes:

Mrembo: Wyalt Derp: Obama stood idly by and allowed our friends the dinosaurs to go extinct.

And the dodos. Don't forget the dodos.


The Teabaggers are in no danger of going extinct, my friend.
2012-09-16 05:23:40 PM  
2 votes:

Dwight_Yeast: Gyrfalcon: Jesus, I'm expecting a reference to East and West Germany any day now.

Send Romney back to Berlin and see if he makes a "Divided Europe" speech.

/Third debate is going to be 100% foreign policy.
//I expect at least three major gaffs by Romney, while the President stands there and smiles


He may finally catch Obama flat-footed when he says something like "My esteemed opponent has yet to tell us how he plans to deal with the aggressive expansion of the Japanese Empire," and Obama just stands there and gapes at him.
2012-09-16 05:08:49 PM  
2 votes:

MBK: Her dad shot a guy in the face.

And then made the guy apologize for getting shot in the face.


Yeah, but the guy he shot was a lawyer, so that's a misdemeanor at best.
2012-09-16 05:04:33 PM  
2 votes:
Obama must stand in solidarity with the Holy Roman Empire.
2012-09-16 04:59:55 PM  
2 votes:
Obama's weakness has really emboldened the Mongolian Hoard
2012-09-16 04:56:15 PM  
2 votes:
And what has Obama done for Sumer lately?
2012-09-16 04:44:52 PM  
2 votes:
Obama has failed to facedown the Prussian Menace.
2012-09-16 04:13:05 PM  
2 votes:
And people care about her opinions because she came out of Dick Cheney's bloody gaping butthole?
2012-09-16 04:11:41 PM  
2 votes:

Mentat: hubiestubert: Perhaps she'd like to comment on how we've eerily silent on the issue of the Ottoman Turk's threatening and the encroachment of the Austria-Hungarians...

And when is Obama going to stand firm against Yugoslavia?


And have you seen how has NOTHING to say about Shaka Zulu?

Disgraceful...
2012-09-16 03:52:39 PM  
2 votes:
So, ignoring for a moment the obvious, how have we abandoned "Czechoslovakia"? I mean, the two countries are sitting in the middle of a peaceful Europe, both are members of NATO, they're both members of the European Union. How exactly have we abandoned them? Is she worried that Soviet tanks will roll into Prague and we won't do anything about it?

God, these people are just stupid.
2012-09-16 03:20:19 PM  
2 votes:

Speaker2Animals: unreal


Why would a psychic need a doorbell?
2012-09-16 03:03:53 PM  
2 votes:
Much like her father, Liz Cheney should shut the fark up.
2012-09-17 01:00:46 PM  
1 votes:
It seems that a number of policy makers either think it's still 1988, or wish it was 1988, because they totally figured out how to win the Cold War after playing Risk for a few years.

Solution: have a separate office called President of the Totally 80s, and let people run for that. They can talk all they want about the Soviets and mutually assured destruction and Twisted Sister using the H-word. No elections, no advertising: the office goes to whoever can solve a Rubik's cube first. 

The POT80S can spend his term visiting countries like Czechoslovakia and East Germany, and take little kids to see E.T.
2012-09-17 08:45:05 AM  
1 votes:
I hear that Obama's pretty much turned his back on Rhodesia too.
2012-09-17 07:41:31 AM  
1 votes:

STRYPERSWINE: Do these people in the press ACTUALLY believe that an apologetic statement doesn't count unless it literally contains the word "apology"??


Wow, I forgot you existed. Obama apologized so hard, a bunch of terrorists died.
2012-09-17 07:37:56 AM  
1 votes:

Mart Laar's beard shaver: herrDrFarkenstein: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

I remember watching the USSR collapse from my dorm room with a cold beer in hand. Today's newest voters have grown up in a world completely without the marxist menace you can't move beyond. You are unfit for any role in government, we are all dumber for your participation in the system, and may god have mercy on your souls.


Apparently you contributed mightily.

Elsewhere, I was building anti-tank fortifications. You win.


I'm an American. I contributed to the Reagan Tripoli attack, the Challenger launch, the fall of the Berlin Wall, and Yeltsin surviving a coup all in the same, brave, alcohol fueled, cable television mode. You're welcome.
2012-09-16 10:40:35 PM  
1 votes:
And here's the best part:

When the media points out that Czechoslovakia hasn't existed since 1992, the GOP will call that an example of the media's liberal bias.
2012-09-16 09:59:44 PM  
1 votes:

nogames2k4: Let's just hope Obama's foreign policy is not as "successful" as Bush/Cheney.

/9-11
//2 Wars
///3 slashies


/Four calling birds
2012-09-16 09:12:09 PM  
1 votes:

MinkeyMan: Skinny, pick a different country to lie about, you ignorant scum.


Hey, you have to share the load. We (the US) have to put up with him lying about this country; you take him for a few days, let us catch up on our sleep, maybe go see a movie, get a little snu-snu - then we will come back and pick him up
2012-09-16 09:09:19 PM  
1 votes:
There's something to be said for the Czech Republic...

eastern-europe-women.com 

/I'm actually surprised it took this long for Eastern European women to make an appearance
2012-09-16 09:05:09 PM  
1 votes:

MinkeyMan: SkinnyHead: Mentat: SkinnyHead: Mentat: SkinnyHead: Looks like the author has no serious rebuttal to her claim the Obama abandoned the Czech Republic.

Again, how did he abandon the Czech Republic?

Scrapped the missile defense system to appease the Russians.

And this threatens the Czech Republic how?

The Czechs believed it was important to their security. So did the Poles. That's why they feel abandoned by Obama. And the Iranians are getting close to developing ICBMs. This was a serious Obama blunder. It doesn't go away just because Liz Cheney said Czechoslovakia.

Liar. The government wanted it because the US promised them a fark load of cash to do it. The Czech people never wanted it. The idea never polled over 40 percent with the public. How do I know this? Because I've lived in the Czech Republic for 20 years. Skinny, pick a different country to lie about, you ignorant scum.


www.commonwealthfoundation.org
2012-09-16 08:56:37 PM  
1 votes:
Why would Iran want to nuke the Czech Republic?
2012-09-16 08:51:45 PM  
1 votes:
It's "moops"!
2012-09-16 08:41:32 PM  
1 votes:

hubiestubert: Perhaps she'd like to comment on how we've eerily silent on the issue of the Ottoman Turk's threatening and the encroachment of the Austria-Hungarians...


Or the Saracens threatening Byzantium and the Moors encroaching on southern Spain...
2012-09-16 08:36:44 PM  
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

THIS IS OBAMA'S FAULT!!!

Okay, I can see how the size of government can seem overwhelming, I can understand the 1%-fetishist class warfare, I can see the internally consistent logic in homophobia, I can even tell that the sheriff is near.

BUT IT IS TWO THOUSAND farkING TWELVE.

I can't forgive, and certainly not vote for, relentlessly falling back on cold war politics. From the party that claims a monopoly on geopolitical toughness and brains. Where the fark have you idiots put Kissinger? He's evil but he farking pays attention.

I remember watching the USSR collapse from my dorm room with a cold beer in hand. Today's newest voters have grown up in a world completely without the marxist menace you can't move beyond. You are unfit for any role in government, we are all dumber for your participation in the system, and may god have mercy on your souls.
2012-09-16 08:28:12 PM  
1 votes:
Cheney is a Velvot Revolution denier. What a sick freak.
2012-09-16 08:26:42 PM  
1 votes:

SkinnyHead: Mentat: SkinnyHead: Mentat: SkinnyHead: Looks like the author has no serious rebuttal to her claim the Obama abandoned the Czech Republic.

Again, how did he abandon the Czech Republic?

Scrapped the missile defense system to appease the Russians.

And this threatens the Czech Republic how?

The Czechs believed it was important to their security. So did the Poles. That's why they feel abandoned by Obama. And the Iranians are getting close to developing ICBMs. This was a serious Obama blunder. It doesn't go away just because Liz Cheney said Czechoslovakia.


No, but you should.
2012-09-16 08:21:51 PM  
1 votes:
Let me guess...Obama's abandoning Czechoslovakia looks a lot like Neville Chamberlain abandoning Czechoslovakia, therefore justifying the talking point that Obama is the appeasiest appeaser that ever appeased a peasy pea.
2012-09-16 08:13:30 PM  
1 votes:

Mart Laar's beard shaver: With the Schengen agreement, there is virtually no difference between the Czech Republic and Slovakia.


Also in search of Schengen Czechs:

media.tumblr.com
2012-09-16 08:12:55 PM  
1 votes:

Hickory-smoked: SkinnyHead: Scrapped the missile defense system to appease the Russians.

I have no idea if you're being serious.


He is serious, and stop calling him Shirley.
2012-09-16 08:10:00 PM  
1 votes:

LordOfThePings: [www.musicvideosthatsuck.com image 455x354]

Czechoslovakia

[img.blesk.cz image 480x306]

Czech Republic


Giving up Communism increases aging and hairloss, but improves sharpness and color.
2012-09-16 08:05:57 PM  
1 votes:

SkinnyHead: Why did the Obama Administration underestimate the threat posed by Iran? That's the better question. They scrapped the missile defense plan because they thought that Iran did not pose a threat. And also to appease the Russians. Now we learn that Iran may be only 3 years away from developing an ICBM that can even hit America.


You gotta love conservative logic (in the same way that you love explosive diarrhea). Because we haven't already nuked Iran, it's because we think they're harmless. And by the way, we didn't "appease" the Russians, we negotiated with them because they had the valid objection that a missile shield would violate the ABM treaty... that we signed. Only a warmongering GOP shill would wish for a return to the Cold War.

Also, I don't know what shape you think the earth is, but a missile shield in the Czech Republic won't do squat if Iran launches an ICBM at the west coast of America.

Still, go ahead and find any lame excuse to criticize Obama. Have you figured out how to blame the Chicxulub meteor impact on him yet?
2012-09-16 08:02:40 PM  
1 votes:

missiv:
"That's the latest claim,

thing to come out of my ass" Ross argued.

FTF journalistic integrity.
2012-09-16 07:34:43 PM  
1 votes:

SkinnyHead: mrshowrules: This. Why did Obama approve the Iranian nuclear program? Surely a nuclear Iran is a bad idea.

Why did the Obama Administration underestimate the threat posed by Iran? That's the better question. They scrapped the missile defense plan because they thought that Iran did not pose a threat. And also to appease the Russians. Now we learn that Iran may be only 3 years away from developing an ICBM that can even hit America. But never mind that, Liz Cheney said Czechoslovakia.


Iran's been 3-5 years away from making some devastating superweapon for the last few decades. One of these days it'll be true and we can genocide them with impunity, I'm sure.
2012-09-16 07:23:32 PM  
1 votes:

mrshowrules: This. Why did Obama approve the Iranian nuclear program? Surely a nuclear Iran is a bad idea.


Why did the Obama Administration underestimate the threat posed by Iran? That's the better question. They scrapped the missile defense plan because they thought that Iran did not pose a threat. And also to appease the Russians. Now we learn that Iran may be only 3 years away from developing an ICBM that can even hit America. But never mind that, Liz Cheney said Czechoslovakia.
2012-09-16 07:19:33 PM  
1 votes:

This About That: Speaker2Animals: unreal

Why would a psychic need a doorbell?


I was thinking someone should change the sign to "I know you want to come in, but press the button so YOU know you want to"
2012-09-16 07:18:30 PM  
1 votes:
Would somebody please tell Liz Cheney that the ink on her father's will is dry and that she can shut the f*ck up now?
2012-09-16 07:09:53 PM  
1 votes:

SkinnyHead: Mentat: SkinnyHead: Mentat: SkinnyHead: Looks like the author has no serious rebuttal to her claim the Obama abandoned the Czech Republic.

Again, how did he abandon the Czech Republic?

Scrapped the missile defense system to appease the Russians.

And this threatens the Czech Republic how?

The Czechs believed it was important to their security. So did the Poles. That's why they feel abandoned by Obama. And the Iranians are getting close to developing ICBMs. This was a serious Obama blunder. It doesn't go away just because Liz Cheney said Czechoslovakia.


This. Why did Obama approve the Iranian nuclear program? Surely a nuclear Iran is a bad idea.
2012-09-16 07:03:15 PM  
1 votes:

Mentat: SkinnyHead: Mentat: SkinnyHead: Looks like the author has no serious rebuttal to her claim the Obama abandoned the Czech Republic.

Again, how did he abandon the Czech Republic?

Scrapped the missile defense system to appease the Russians.

And this threatens the Czech Republic how?


The Czechs believed it was important to their security. So did the Poles. That's why they feel abandoned by Obama. And the Iranians are getting close to developing ICBMs. This was a serious Obama blunder. It doesn't go away just because Liz Cheney said Czechoslovakia.
2012-09-16 06:42:31 PM  
1 votes:
I'm going to go out on a limb here, and suggest that if Cheney had been commander-in-chief for 4 years, she would have been able to tell our navy from the Russian navy.

img228.imageshack.us

But Douchebongo doesn't even know how many states there are, so that's no surprise.

Oderpma makes George Bush look like Newton, Da Vinci, Tesla and Einstein rolled up into one.
2012-09-16 06:27:43 PM  
1 votes:
Are these people just living in the past, or literally from the past? Like, they found some jerk with a Delorean, stole it, and started bringing people into the year 2012?

/ The Cold War is over
// Did The neocons miss that memo too?
2012-09-16 06:23:17 PM  
1 votes:

Mantour: 'an mil neuf cens nonante neuf sept mois
Du ciel viendra grand Roy deffrayeur
Resusciter le grand Roy d'Angoumois.*
Avant après Mars régner par bonheur.

The year 1999 seven months
From the sky will come the great King of Terror.
To resuscitate the great king of the Mongols. Before and after Mars reigns by good luck. (Quatrain 10.72)*
Nostradamus

We demand answers, Barry H. Soetero!


www.historyvortex.org

"You called?"
2012-09-16 06:17:43 PM  
1 votes:

Wyalt Derp: Obama stood idly by and allowed our friends the dinosaurs to go extinct.


And the dodos. Don't forget the dodos.
2012-09-16 06:14:28 PM  
1 votes:
Obama stood idly by and allowed our friends the dinosaurs to go extinct.
2012-09-16 06:02:07 PM  
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: The GOP can't use the Al-Qaeda boogeyman anymore since Obama's done such a great job killing so many of them, so now they have to go back to the last great evil the US shiat their pants in fear of, which would be the Russians. Pretty soon it'll be the Japanese, Germans, Italians, and if we make it back far enough, the British.


I'm fine with that, as long as they scale back the war technology accordingly.

/ not looking forward to having to house lobsterbacks in my home
2012-09-16 06:02:06 PM  
1 votes:

Mrembo: Speaker2Animals: OK, I think it's time I tossed in my $15 for #3. These people are unreal...

What is face reading??????


i105.photobucket.com
2012-09-16 06:01:03 PM  
1 votes:

Hetfield: How awesome is this thread?


I'm enjoying it, but I'm biased. I posted it.

For the record, Liz isn't gay. If she was, nothing would be wrong with that.
2012-09-16 05:53:24 PM  
1 votes:
"It's Czechoslovakia, It's like going into Wisconsin"
2012-09-16 05:50:25 PM  
1 votes:
Dick Cheney is arguably the worst thing to ever happen to this country. If I was a Cheney, not only would I shut the fark up, I'd change my name. Then I'd change that one too just in case.
2012-09-16 05:50:24 PM  
1 votes:

CodeMonkey4Life: thamike: This About That: Speaker2Animals: unreal

Why would a psychic need a doorbell?

Ha ha!

It's so I don't startle people the way I would if I just opened the door when I expected them.


I knew you were going to say that.
2012-09-16 05:46:33 PM  
1 votes:
Our relationship with the Kingdom of Atlantis has never been so strained.
2012-09-16 05:40:45 PM  
1 votes:

theteacher: Mentat: SkinnyHead: Looks like the author has no serious rebuttal to her claim the Obama abandoned the Czech Republic.

Again, how did he abandon the Czech Republic?


If he hadn't abandoned it it would still exist. Duh.


Czech and Mate!

theteacher wins thread and gets a shiny new intranets *and* a chicken dinner.
2012-09-16 05:36:17 PM  
1 votes:
Damn Obama for letting the Olmec empire collapse.

Just wait until she finds out that they renamed Constantinople.

/Why they changed it I can't say, maybe they liked it better that way.
2012-09-16 05:31:54 PM  
1 votes:

FloydA: Smelly McUgly: Look at this: Liz Cheney is a gay and a woman, and yet the Fark Libtards (tm) show up to shout her down. Looks more like Obama's War Against Women and Gays, courtesy of the Libby Libby Lib Libs that are hypocritical about intolerance and free speech.

/Am I doing it right?

Considering that Liz is not gay, Mary Cheney is, I'm gonna have to say "no, you're not doing it right."


Smelly McUgly -- weak on cunni, weak on lingus.
2012-09-16 05:29:54 PM  
1 votes:

Smelly McUgly: Look at this: Liz Cheney is a gay and a woman, and yet the Fark Libtards (tm) show up to shout her down. Looks more like Obama's War Against Women and Gays, courtesy of the Libby Libby Lib Libs that are hypocritical about intolerance and free speech.

/Am I doing it right?


Considering that Liz is not gay, Mary Cheney is, I'm gonna have to say "no, you're not doing it right."

(Unless this is the next iteration of the RIP meme or something.)
2012-09-16 05:28:40 PM  
1 votes:

FloydA: Hetfield: I heard Obama gave Cleopatra an iPod on his first visit to Egypt. Stay classy, Obama.


Damn him for fraternizing with our enemies! Cleopatra killed one of my tanks with a spearman!


Next time, upgrade it to Modern Armor instead of skimping because you think that just making more of an inferior unit is cheaper.
2012-09-16 05:26:03 PM  
1 votes:
Seriously though, Ms. Cheney would have been more in the know had she just listened to some Rockapella. They changed a line in the "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" theme from:

"Chicago to Czechoslovakia - and back!"

to:

"Chicago and Czech and Slovakia - and back!"

The moral of this story is to listen to Rockapella before one makes a foreign policy statement, lest one errs in knowing exactly what post-Soviet Eastern Europe actually looks like.
2012-09-16 05:25:35 PM  
1 votes:
Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian Consulate in Siam Czechoslovakia by aero mail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
2012-09-16 05:16:31 PM  
1 votes:

SkinnyHead: Scrapped the missile defense system to appease the Russians.


I have no idea if you're being serious.
2012-09-16 05:14:48 PM  
1 votes:

Mentat: SkinnyHead: Looks like the author has no serious rebuttal to her claim the Obama abandoned the Czech Republic.

Again, how did he abandon the Czech Republic?


If he hadn't abandoned it it would still exist. Duh.
2012-09-16 05:13:08 PM  
1 votes:

Mentat: SkinnyHead: Looks like the author has no serious rebuttal to her claim the Obama abandoned the Czech Republic.

Again, how did he abandon the Czech Republic?


Or maybe it was Slovakia?

/Thank gawd she didn't mention Yugoslavia. Imagine having to explain there's now Bosnia-Herzegovina, Serbia, Slovenia, Macedonia, Croatia, and Montenegro.
2012-09-16 05:08:50 PM  
1 votes:
Watching the GOP try to return American political rhetoric back to the mid eighties is kind of sad to watch at this point.

It's like the GOP have turned into a punch drunk boxer long past his prime who swings at ghosts reflexively at the sound of every bell.

*ding*

zOMG, TEH EBIL COMMIEZ!11! Get 'em!

Rapmaster2000: Obama has failed to facedown the Prussian Menace.


Obama has also utterly failed to appreciate the clear and present danger that the Visigoth hordes represent.

Dang you Fartbama!

/Hey, it's not like we already don't already know about the time machine. C'mon.
2012-09-16 05:08:32 PM  
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HempHead: shower_in_my_socks: John McCain did the same thing in 2008. It was one of the many gaffes that showed he was old and behind the times. So what's Liz's excuse?

I think she is the gay daughter.


Lez Cheney?

No, it's the other one, Mary.
2012-09-16 05:07:28 PM  
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Coco LaFemme: The GOP can't use the Al-Qaeda boogeyman anymore since Obama's done such a great job killing so many of them, so now they have to go back to the last great evil the US shiat their pants in fear of, which would be the Russians. Pretty soon it'll be the Japanese, Germans, Italians, and if we make it back far enough, the British.


Do not forget the Dastardly Spaniard!

upload.wikimedia.org

They're taking our women to Saddam's RAPE ROOMS!
2012-09-16 05:06:58 PM  
1 votes:
The Hittites will surely hear about this!
2012-09-16 05:05:58 PM  
1 votes:
Is anyone actually surprised to see a Republican getting 2012 mixed up with 1980?
2012-09-16 05:05:06 PM  
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sweetmelissa31: Mentat: And when is Obama going to stand firm against Yugoslavia?

I heard he bowed to Tito.


Which one?

www.drummerworld.com


or


cdn.eurweb.com??



Well, either way--that bastard1!!
2012-09-16 04:54:11 PM  
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Next thing you know, we're going to be cutting ties with the Prussians, or worse still - the Byzantines.
2012-09-16 04:50:36 PM  
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SkinnyHead: Mentat: SkinnyHead: Looks like the author has no serious rebuttal to her claim the Obama abandoned the Czech Republic.

Again, how did he abandon the Czech Republic?

Scrapped the missile defense system to appease the Russians.


Mods; seriously, do you even care how little respect we have for you and Drew to allow trolls like this to continue?
2012-09-16 04:19:03 PM  
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Mentat: And when is Obama going to stand firm against Yugoslavia?


I heard he bowed to Tito.
2012-09-16 04:06:21 PM  
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hubiestubert: Perhaps she'd like to comment on how we've eerily silent on the issue of the Ottoman Turk's threatening and the encroachment of the Austria-Hungarians...


And when is Obama going to stand firm against Yugoslavia?
2012-09-16 04:05:09 PM  
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Spoken like a woman who was shot in the face one too many times.
2012-09-16 04:02:35 PM  
1 votes:
Looks like the author has no serious rebuttal to her claim the Obama abandoned the Czech Republic.
2012-09-16 03:57:24 PM  
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jake_lex: I'm sure the host of the show reminded her that Czechoslovakia doesn't exist any more, and asked her to provide actual examples of President Obama "apologizing" to foreign countries. Right? Right?


Nah, that would require the festering corpse that is our news media to do their job.
2012-09-16 03:55:06 PM  
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Can't she just edit Wikipedia to bring back Czechoslovakia?
2012-09-16 03:54:19 PM  
1 votes:
I'm sure the host of the show reminded her that Czechoslovakia doesn't exist any more, and asked her to provide actual examples of President Obama "apologizing" to foreign countries. Right? Right?
2012-09-16 03:53:36 PM  
1 votes:
Why doesn't Cheney count himself lucky that he isn't on trial for war crimes and just farking disappear to his underground lair and take his brood with him?

There's a reason why the assholes from the last administration weren't invited to the RNC. That's like W.A.S.P. not being invited to the Monster of Rock tour because they were too embarrassing.

Just farking die.
2012-09-16 03:20:37 PM  
1 votes:
Time once again for the Republican Comedy 2 Seconds:

How can you tell when Obama's apologizing? His lips are moving! *ba dum tsssh*

/Thank you, be sure to tip your waitress, 'cuz we've made sure that's the only way she makes minimum wage!
2012-09-16 03:10:45 PM  
1 votes:
That guy in Alabama (IIRC) that said fark you to Dick, that was pretty much for the entire family
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-09-16 03:04:56 PM  
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Her dad shot a guy in the face.

And then made the guy apologize for getting shot in the face.

Shut up.
2012-09-16 02:49:50 PM  
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And again with the "Russia is the enemy of America." These people will stop at nothing to f*ck sh*t up.
 
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