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(The Raw Story)   Liz Cheney accuses the President of abandoning Czechoslovakia. Special Fark point: Czechoslovakia hasn't existed since 1992. Extra Fark credit: She called the country a close friend of the U.S.A   (rawstory.com ) divider line
    More: Stupid, Liz Cheney, Czechoslovakia, United States, obama, Cairo speech, Jake Tapper  
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2012-09-16 05:25:34 PM  

brantgoose: World War II, or VIII


"It's not a competition!"
 
2012-09-16 05:25:35 PM  
Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian Consulate in Siam Czechoslovakia by aero mail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
 
2012-09-16 05:25:51 PM  
Who cares.
 
2012-09-16 05:26:03 PM  
Seriously though, Ms. Cheney would have been more in the know had she just listened to some Rockapella. They changed a line in the "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" theme from:

"Chicago to Czechoslovakia - and back!"

to:

"Chicago and Czech and Slovakia - and back!"

The moral of this story is to listen to Rockapella before one makes a foreign policy statement, lest one errs in knowing exactly what post-Soviet Eastern Europe actually looks like.
 
2012-09-16 05:27:20 PM  
Abandoning Czechoslovakia totally makes sense. Just like Romney back during his European trip mentioned the threat from the Soviet Union. They are still fighting the Cold War and their supporters are trapped in a time warp.
 
2012-09-16 05:27:35 PM  

Hetfield: I heard Obama gave Cleopatra an iPod on his first visit to Egypt. Stay classy, Obama.



Damn him for fraternizing with our enemies! Cleopatra killed one of my tanks with a spearman!
 
2012-09-16 05:28:32 PM  
Why is Liz Cheney being interviewed anywhere at all?
 
2012-09-16 05:28:40 PM  

FloydA: Hetfield: I heard Obama gave Cleopatra an iPod on his first visit to Egypt. Stay classy, Obama.


Damn him for fraternizing with our enemies! Cleopatra killed one of my tanks with a spearman!


Next time, upgrade it to Modern Armor instead of skimping because you think that just making more of an inferior unit is cheaper.
 
2012-09-16 05:28:54 PM  

Gyrfalcon: He may finally catch Obama flat-footed when he says something like "My esteemed opponent has yet to tell us how he plans to deal with the aggressive expansion of the Japanese Empire," and Obama just stands there and gapes at him.


No, I have a feeling Obama could give a three-minute answer starting with the reason Teddy Roosevelt won the Nobel Peace Prize and ending with the treaty signed on the Missouri.

In 2000 and 2004, Gore and Kerry could only stand there and think about how stupid Bush was, and it left them flat-footed. Obama is too smart and too quick for that. It's why he's gotten as far as he has as quickly as he has.
 
2012-09-16 05:29:22 PM  
...which completely invalidates her contention that we're abandoning former Warsaw Pact territories to Russian bullying and Barney Frank is now President....
 
2012-09-16 05:29:42 PM  

Smelly McUgly: FloydA: Hetfield: I heard Obama gave Cleopatra an iPod on his first visit to Egypt. Stay classy, Obama.


Damn him for fraternizing with our enemies! Cleopatra killed one of my tanks with a spearman!

Next time, upgrade it to Modern Armor instead of skimping because you think that just making more of an inferior unit is cheaper.


FloydA - -weak on defense, weak on terror.
 
2012-09-16 05:29:54 PM  

Smelly McUgly: Look at this: Liz Cheney is a gay and a woman, and yet the Fark Libtards (tm) show up to shout her down. Looks more like Obama's War Against Women and Gays, courtesy of the Libby Libby Lib Libs that are hypocritical about intolerance and free speech.

/Am I doing it right?


Considering that Liz is not gay, Mary Cheney is, I'm gonna have to say "no, you're not doing it right."

(Unless this is the next iteration of the RIP meme or something.)
 
2012-09-16 05:31:00 PM  

FloydA: Smelly McUgly: Look at this: Liz Cheney is a gay and a woman, and yet the Fark Libtards (tm) show up to shout her down. Looks more like Obama's War Against Women and Gays, courtesy of the Libby Libby Lib Libs that are hypocritical about intolerance and free speech.

/Am I doing it right?

Considering that Liz is not gay, Mary Cheney is, I'm gonna have to say "no, you're not doing it right."

(Unless this is the next iteration of the RIP meme or something.)


Misinformation? Sounds like I AM doing it right, good sir.
 
2012-09-16 05:31:16 PM  
FTA:
"I think, frankly, it would be a tragedy for the nation if President Obama is allowed to effectively claim that he's been a successful national security president."

This whole Obama is a national tragedy talking point demonstrates the desperation of the republicans.
 
2012-09-16 05:31:54 PM  

FloydA: Smelly McUgly: Look at this: Liz Cheney is a gay and a woman, and yet the Fark Libtards (tm) show up to shout her down. Looks more like Obama's War Against Women and Gays, courtesy of the Libby Libby Lib Libs that are hypocritical about intolerance and free speech.

/Am I doing it right?

Considering that Liz is not gay, Mary Cheney is, I'm gonna have to say "no, you're not doing it right."


Smelly McUgly -- weak on cunni, weak on lingus.
 
2012-09-16 05:33:30 PM  

Hetfield: Smelly McUgly: FloydA: Hetfield: I heard Obama gave Cleopatra an iPod on his first visit to Egypt. Stay classy, Obama.


Damn him for fraternizing with our enemies! Cleopatra killed one of my tanks with a spearman!

Next time, upgrade it to Modern Armor instead of skimping because you think that just making more of an inferior unit is cheaper.

FloydA - -weak on defense, weak on terror.


Romney could probably run that ad a hundred times a day from now until November 6th and he'd still run four points behind FloydA in swing states like Ohio and Florida, to be honest.
 
2012-09-16 05:33:40 PM  

Smelly McUgly: FloydA: Hetfield: I heard Obama gave Cleopatra an iPod on his first visit to Egypt. Stay classy, Obama.


Damn him for fraternizing with our enemies! Cleopatra killed one of my tanks with a spearman!

Next time, upgrade it to Modern Armor instead of skimping because you think that just making more of an inferior unit is cheaper.


I knew I should have tried to develop computers before fission, damn it!
 
2012-09-16 05:35:25 PM  

Smelly McUgly: Hetfield: Smelly McUgly: FloydA: Hetfield: I heard Obama gave Cleopatra an iPod on his first visit to Egypt. Stay classy, Obama.


Damn him for fraternizing with our enemies! Cleopatra killed one of my tanks with a spearman!

Next time, upgrade it to Modern Armor instead of skimping because you think that just making more of an inferior unit is cheaper.

FloydA - -weak on defense, weak on terror.

Romney could probably run that ad a hundred times a day from now until November 6th and he'd still run four points behind FloydA in swing states like Ohio and Florida, to be honest.


Only because instead of debates, I'd challenge him to drinking contests and barbecue cook-offs.
 
2012-09-16 05:36:17 PM  
Damn Obama for letting the Olmec empire collapse.

Just wait until she finds out that they renamed Constantinople.

/Why they changed it I can't say, maybe they liked it better that way.
 
2012-09-16 05:38:02 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: SkinnyHead: Mentat: SkinnyHead: Looks like the author has no serious rebuttal to her claim the Obama abandoned the Czech Republic.

Again, how did he abandon the Czech Republic?

Scrapped the missile defense system to appease the Russians.

Mods; seriously, do you even care how little respect we have for you and Drew to allow trolls like this to continue?



Is it trolling if he truly believes what he says though?

Honestly, I know a dozen people in real life who believe the same insane things he does. We all have those one or two uncles (why is it always an uncle?) that send out pants-on-head retarded FWD:FWD:FWD: emails 20 times a day, and even though their arguments make no sense whatsoever and you're literally amazed anyone could be stupid enough to believe what they believe, we know they exist in droves out there. Is it that far out of the question to believe that some idiot posting on fark would believe the same nonsense in earnest?

/Not defending SkinnyDerp
//I just honestly believe he's literally insane and truly believes what he says, and will never change his mind about anything.
 
2012-09-16 05:38:19 PM  
How awesome is this thread?
 
2012-09-16 05:38:58 PM  

Mentat: SkinnyHead: Looks like the author has no serious rebuttal to her claim the Obama abandoned the Czech Republic.

Again, how did he abandon the Czech Republic?


He hasn't mentioned it in 3.5 years.
 
2012-09-16 05:39:27 PM  

Speaker2Animals: OK, I think it's time I tossed in my $15 for #3. These people are unreal...

i.imgur.com



What strikes me about your picture is, if the reader is so damn psychic, shouldn't she know you're there and therefore not need a doorbell?
 
2012-09-16 05:40:45 PM  

theteacher: Mentat: SkinnyHead: Looks like the author has no serious rebuttal to her claim the Obama abandoned the Czech Republic.

Again, how did he abandon the Czech Republic?


If he hadn't abandoned it it would still exist. Duh.


Czech and Mate!

theteacher wins thread and gets a shiny new intranets *and* a chicken dinner.
 
2012-09-16 05:43:00 PM  
I heard Obama sent a telegram to the Prussian consulate in Siam via Autogyro.
 
2012-09-16 05:43:49 PM  
Doesn't matter; the kind of people who listen to the Cheneys' don't even know of a place that has czechoslavakia on the menu.
 
2012-09-16 05:45:20 PM  

Mentat: SkinnyHead: Looks like the author has no serious rebuttal to her claim the Obama abandoned the Czech Republic.

Again, how did he abandon the Czech Republic?


Somebody took all their strong booze away and we didn't protest. It was on Fark a while ago.
 
2012-09-16 05:46:12 PM  

thamike: This About That: Speaker2Animals: unreal

Why would a psychic need a doorbell?

Ha ha!


It's so I don't startle people the way I would if I just opened the door when I expected them.
 
2012-09-16 05:46:21 PM  

SkinnyHead: Mentat: SkinnyHead: Looks like the author has no serious rebuttal to her claim the Obama abandoned the Czech Republic.

Again, how did he abandon the Czech Republic?

Scrapped the missile defense system to appease the Russians.


he scrapped it because it was both expensive and stupid. in equal amounts. the Poles wanted it but one has to wonder why.
 
2012-09-16 05:46:33 PM  
Our relationship with the Kingdom of Atlantis has never been so strained.
 
2012-09-16 05:48:37 PM  

Curious: the Poles wanted it but one has to wonder why.


I think the fact that they've only been an independent nation for a cumulative total of 110 years out of the last 600 has something to do with it.

/yes, I made those numbers up
//but it's very close to reality
 
2012-09-16 05:49:15 PM  
Obama personally made sure Obamacare won't cover cases of smallpox.
 
2012-09-16 05:50:24 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: thamike: This About That: Speaker2Animals: unreal

Why would a psychic need a doorbell?

Ha ha!

It's so I don't startle people the way I would if I just opened the door when I expected them.


I knew you were going to say that.
 
2012-09-16 05:50:25 PM  
Dick Cheney is arguably the worst thing to ever happen to this country. If I was a Cheney, not only would I shut the fark up, I'd change my name. Then I'd change that one too just in case.
 
2012-09-16 05:50:48 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: Curious: the Poles wanted it but one has to wonder why.

I think the fact that they've only been an independent nation for a cumulative total of 110 years out of the last 600 has something to do with it.

/yes, I made those numbers up
//but it's very close to reality


How would a missile defense system help stave off a ground invasion?
 
2012-09-16 05:53:24 PM  
"It's Czechoslovakia, It's like going into Wisconsin"
 
2012-09-16 05:53:45 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: How would a missile defense system help stave off a ground invasion?


Better than their calvary did against the German Panzers in 1939.

/probably expect Russian airstrikes before an invasion
 
2012-09-16 05:55:05 PM  

Curious: . the Poles wanted it but one has to wonder why.


All their subs keep mysteriously disappearing.

What has Pootbama done to protect our precious Cretaceous America from socialist asteroid invasion?
 
2012-09-16 05:55:09 PM  
Obama failed to protect Formosa from the commies in Peking.
imageshack.us
 
2012-09-16 05:55:39 PM  

Speaker2Animals: OK, I think it's time I tossed in my $15 for #3. These people are unreal...


What is face reading??????
 
2012-09-16 05:56:19 PM  

Hetfield: Obama stood by idly when Sauron attacked Middle-earth.


I'm good with it, provided that history's greatest monster still stands with Winterfell and King's Landing.
 
2012-09-16 05:59:23 PM  

StewPie: Hetfield: Obama stood by idly when Sauron attacked Middle-earth.

I'm good with it, provided that history's greatest monster still stands with Winterfell and King's Landing.


King Joffrey endorsed Romney, and Tywin's SuperPAC has been running attack ads in Florida.
 
2012-09-16 06:01:01 PM  

StewPie: I'm good with it, provided that history's greatest monster still stands with Winterfell and King's Landing.


I'm watching the first season again, and I have to ask: are most of the characters on this show sociopaths?
 
2012-09-16 06:01:03 PM  

Hetfield: How awesome is this thread?


I'm enjoying it, but I'm biased. I posted it.

For the record, Liz isn't gay. If she was, nothing would be wrong with that.
 
2012-09-16 06:01:12 PM  
You know who else abandoned Czechoslovakia?
The Czechs and the Slovaks.
 
2012-09-16 06:01:18 PM  

sweetmelissa31: And people care about her opinions because she came out of Dick Cheney's bloody gaping butthole?


I laughed way harder at that than I had any right to.
 
2012-09-16 06:02:06 PM  

Mrembo: Speaker2Animals: OK, I think it's time I tossed in my $15 for #3. These people are unreal...

What is face reading??????


i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-16 06:02:07 PM  

Coco LaFemme: The GOP can't use the Al-Qaeda boogeyman anymore since Obama's done such a great job killing so many of them, so now they have to go back to the last great evil the US shiat their pants in fear of, which would be the Russians. Pretty soon it'll be the Japanese, Germans, Italians, and if we make it back far enough, the British.


I'm fine with that, as long as they scale back the war technology accordingly.

/ not looking forward to having to house lobsterbacks in my home
 
2012-09-16 06:03:41 PM  

Coco LaFemme: and if we make it back far enough, the British.


Send them Romney again, and I'm pretty sure the British will be our enemy.
 
2012-09-16 06:03:45 PM  
Obama has abandoned Babylon!
 
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