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(Daily Mail)   Walmart busts woman for passing real $100 bills   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 23
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2012-09-16 05:38:35 PM  
5 votes:

Spirit Hammer: The pen is for idiots.


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2012-09-16 05:04:21 PM  
3 votes:

xrayspx: Those counterfeit detection pens are bogus anyway. They just detect the presence of starch on a bill, which will detect a fake if that bill was printed on paper containing starch.

James Randi coats legit bills with spray starch and then spends them. I swear, between Randi and Wozniak with his pads of $2 bills... Well, they're going to ruin Walmart and Taco Bell, anyway.


I had a cashier at Walmart use the pen on my $1 dollar bills. I tried to explain it would cost more than $1 to make a fake but she didn't understand and thought I was try a fast one on her and carefully examined my quarter and pennies.
2012-09-16 04:02:19 PM  
3 votes:
Who do they think they are, Taco Bell?
2012-09-16 02:51:14 PM  
3 votes:
Using large bills while Mexican at WalMart? That's a detainin'.
2012-09-16 04:29:51 PM  
2 votes:

Foreign Connasewer: KingoftheCheese: The manager was just doing his job. As a customer service representative, he was exercising his right to refuse service to anyone. And I'm willing to bet that this customer was less than calm. Usually ethnic women are quite loud and opinionated when confronted by figures of authority.

Racist much?


Not at all. I was just stating a fact.

I have a few ethnic friends and I enjoy their company from to time. I also enjoy Japanese food. You can't call me racist.
2012-09-16 04:28:05 PM  
2 votes:

KingoftheCheese: The manager was just doing his job. As a customer service representative, he was exercising his right to refuse service to anyone. And I'm willing to bet that this customer was less than calm. Usually ethnic women are quite loud and opinionated when confronted by figures of authority.


There's always one... as in 1/10.
2012-09-16 04:16:11 PM  
2 votes:

ultraholland: After the bills were found legal by police the store manager allegedly tried to give her back the ripped currency

So wait, he (allegedly) attempted to return her money and she refused to accept it?


He (apparently) still thought it wasn't real money. So he was attempting to pass counterfeit currency when he tried to return those bills. Arrest him!
2012-09-16 04:15:48 PM  
2 votes:
"We don't accept $100 bills at Wal-Mart. If you have $100 you have to go to Target."
2012-09-16 04:06:11 PM  
2 votes:
Good thing that she didn't try to use two dollar bills.
2012-09-16 03:11:38 PM  
2 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: I don't think Walmart has a single employee with a 3-digit IQ.


They do, but usually they graduate from college and leave.
2012-09-16 02:09:28 PM  
2 votes:
Manager Russell approached Plaintiff and sarcastically stated that the police officers said the money was not counterfeit, though he disagreed.

DO NOT confuse me with the facts, madam. I AM THE MANAGER OF A FARKING WALMART!

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2012-09-17 01:14:03 PM  
1 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: I don't think Walmart has a single employee with a 3-digit IQ.


Keep trying, eventually you'll land your prince. It's just with their high salaries and great benefits, it's hard to keep the men of Walmart single for long. And one with a "3-digit IQ" won't last long on the market ladies.
2012-09-16 09:08:16 PM  
1 votes:
I used a $100 bill at a store and the clerk used a BLACK felt pen to check if it was legitimate, not one of those detector pens. She started to freak out and would have gone full retard had I not quickly pointed out her error.
2012-09-16 05:22:52 PM  
1 votes:
Hi y'all! Remember me?
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2012-09-16 05:21:11 PM  
1 votes:

Dahnkster: [desmond.imageshack.us image 500x444]

Maybe Russell the manager was trying to 'make it rain'


Someone censored his middle finger but not the fact he was shirtless with areolas the size of CDs?
2012-09-16 04:47:23 PM  
1 votes:
Article pic looks like the Walwart at the Military drive exit, off loop 410 on the west side. "A more wretched hive of scum and villany..."
2012-09-16 04:41:24 PM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000


Some of my best friends are ethnic.


My grandfather was ethnic, so that makes me one-quarter ethnic.
2012-09-16 04:38:11 PM  
1 votes:
Those counterfeit detection pens are bogus anyway. They just detect the presence of starch on a bill, which will detect a fake if that bill was printed on paper containing starch.

James Randi coats legit bills with spray starch and then spends them. I swear, between Randi and Wozniak with his pads of $2 bills... Well, they're going to ruin Walmart and Taco Bell, anyway.
2012-09-16 04:36:13 PM  
1 votes:

KingoftheCheese: Usually ethnic women are quite loud and opinionated when confronted by figures of authority.


"White American" isn't an ethnicity?

Foreign Connasewer: Racist much?


This.
2012-09-16 04:17:38 PM  
1 votes:

Girion47: She should be suing the store for slander as well. Accusing me of a federal crime I didn't commit could seriously tarnish my character and cost future jobs that require a position of public trust clearance.


She was shopping at Walmart; her character was already pretty damaged by that.
2012-09-16 04:11:17 PM  
1 votes:

skinink: Who do they think they are, Taco Bell?


Apparently, they are 50 times BETTER than Taco Bell.
2012-09-16 04:00:52 PM  
1 votes:
Why not just redirect fark.com to thedailymail.com on weekends to save people time?
2012-09-16 01:50:56 PM  
1 votes:
I don't think Walmart has a single employee with a 3-digit IQ.
 
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