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(Slate)   Dear Prudence, my boyfriend used to date a supermodel, what ever shall I do?   (slate.com) divider line 12
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2012-09-16 03:00:50 PM
3 votes:
Yes, the answer is indeed many, many blowjobs. And sammiches. Get him a beer too, while you're at it.
2012-09-16 01:43:30 PM
3 votes:
Suck hnis dick nightly. Follow that advice and you'll be fine.
2012-09-16 01:30:35 PM
3 votes:
all she needs to do is kinky stuff that the supermodel would never do
2012-09-17 03:34:36 AM
2 votes:
She will never get over it. It will eat at her soul for years, negatively affecting how she treats him, and eventually destroy their relationship. The guy should dump her now and save himself a whole lot of pain.
2012-09-16 05:57:21 PM
2 votes:
That poor guy is probably not allowed to look at anything that has advertisements.

I dated an underwear model and homecoming queen, which was nice, but I rarely think about them. I dated a girl who loved sex. I think about her all the time. Feel free to use my quote, ladies magazine editors.
2012-09-16 05:09:29 PM
2 votes:
basemetal: Time to give up the pooper, toots.

It's "caboose" or "turdcutter", you uncouth savage.
2012-09-16 03:44:26 PM
2 votes:
It's tearing YOU apart?  How the hell do you thing HE feels?
2012-09-16 02:57:06 PM
2 votes:
You could try being prettier, and if that doesn't work I guess you'll just have to be really good in bed. Or you could get really hung up on it and subconsciously sabotage the relationship while blaming him.
Pud
2012-09-16 01:44:16 PM
2 votes:
Open the back door?
2012-09-16 01:22:14 PM
2 votes:
Is he dating her now? No? So what the fark is your problem?
2012-09-16 01:55:01 PM
1 votes:
Threesome.
2012-09-16 01:41:12 PM
1 votes:
what ever shall I do?

Build a time machine, go back a couple of years and date a male supermodel.

Or, you know, deal with your self esteem issues. It's a tough choice.
 
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