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(Slate)   Dear Prudence, my boyfriend used to date a supermodel, what ever shall I do?   (slate.com) divider line 37
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2012-09-16 01:22:14 PM  
Is he dating her now? No? So what the fark is your problem?
 
2012-09-16 01:30:35 PM  
all she needs to do is kinky stuff that the supermodel would never do
 
2012-09-16 01:37:39 PM  
Eating is considered kinky now ?
 
2012-09-16 01:41:12 PM  
what ever shall I do?

Build a time machine, go back a couple of years and date a male supermodel.

Or, you know, deal with your self esteem issues. It's a tough choice.
 
2012-09-16 01:43:30 PM  
Suck hnis dick nightly. Follow that advice and you'll be fine.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-09-16 01:44:16 PM  
Open the back door?
 
2012-09-16 01:48:20 PM  
Give him a handy?
 
2012-09-16 01:51:41 PM  
Start purging.
 
2012-09-16 01:55:01 PM  
Threesome.
 
2012-09-16 01:57:18 PM  
When things started going bad in my latest relationship, it didn't help that my hot (but dumb as a brick) ex was posting swimsuit photos on facebook.

But like I said, things were already going bad before that started having any impact on the relationship.
 
2012-09-16 01:57:53 PM  

ManateeGag: Suck hnis dick nightly


Well, turn off the lights first.
 
2012-09-16 02:27:08 PM  

ManateeGag: Suck hnis dick nightly. Follow that advice and you'll be fine.


no shiat, Sherlock.
 
2012-09-16 02:57:06 PM  
You could try being prettier, and if that doesn't work I guess you'll just have to be really good in bed. Or you could get really hung up on it and subconsciously sabotage the relationship while blaming him.
 
2012-09-16 03:00:50 PM  
Yes, the answer is indeed many, many blowjobs. And sammiches. Get him a beer too, while you're at it.
 
2012-09-16 03:05:40 PM  
Time to give up the pooper, toots.
 
2012-09-16 03:15:33 PM  
2 years and you don't believe your bf? Yeah, I'd get out of that one bro. Manipulative, soul crushing twat siren going off*
 
2012-09-16 03:18:00 PM  
Grow the fark up?
 
2012-09-16 03:44:26 PM  
It's tearing YOU apart?  How the hell do you thing HE feels?
 
2012-09-16 05:09:29 PM  

basemetal: Time to give up the pooper, toots.


It's "caboose" or "turdcutter", you uncouth savage.
 
2012-09-16 05:48:57 PM  
.....wont you come out to play
 
2012-09-16 05:57:21 PM  
That poor guy is probably not allowed to look at anything that has advertisements.

I dated an underwear model and homecoming queen, which was nice, but I rarely think about them. I dated a girl who loved sex. I think about her all the time. Feel free to use my quote, ladies magazine editors.
 
2012-09-16 06:46:27 PM  
Be thankful he got tired of her shiat?
 
2012-09-16 06:50:14 PM  
Better start taking it up the ass before he realizes he could be dating another supermodel...
 
2012-09-16 09:21:01 PM  

Dear Jerk: That poor guy is probably not allowed to look at anything that has advertisements.

I dated an underwear model and homecoming queen, which was nice, but I rarely think about them. I dated a girl who loved sex. I think about her all the time. Feel free to use my quote, ladies magazine editors.


Same.
The girlfriend I remember most fondly wasn't the most attractive I'd been with, but we definitely got along the best. She was everything I wanted in a mate.
 
2012-09-16 09:26:01 PM  

I Like Bread: Dear Jerk: That poor guy is probably not allowed to look at anything that has advertisements.

I dated an underwear model and homecoming queen, which was nice, but I rarely think about them. I dated a girl who loved sex. I think about her all the time. Feel free to use my quote, ladies magazine editors.

Same.
The girlfriend I remember most fondly wasn't the most attractive I'd been with, but we definitely got along the best. She was everything I wanted in a mate.


I've had my share of girls, but the only one who I actually still dream about occasionally was a fat ugly thing with the personality of cheddar who I was doing when I was 17 or 18. I can't figure out why - excepting of course that she had NO limits - anything was on the menu and god damn was she fun.
 
2012-09-16 09:38:51 PM  
Prudence: Dear New Girl: I know exactly how you feel... Before we met, my husband dated Elle MacPherson. He still has a box of her thongs around her house.

Reasonable person: "Uh, wtf does he have a box of her thongs around for?"
Prudence: "Nevermind that. Your boyfriend says he prefers you, so why are you nagging him? It's all your fault for not having a sense of humor about it. It's your lack of self esteem that's the issue."
 
2012-09-17 01:21:38 AM  
I think Prudence is pretty darn hot herself ...
 
2012-09-17 01:38:12 AM  
kristen?
 
2012-09-17 03:34:36 AM  
She will never get over it. It will eat at her soul for years, negatively affecting how she treats him, and eventually destroy their relationship. The guy should dump her now and save himself a whole lot of pain.
 
2012-09-17 08:17:45 AM  
She's afraid he's settled for less.
 
2012-09-17 10:03:39 AM  
i1245.photobucket.com

This should help her self esteem
 
2012-09-17 10:22:43 AM  
1. Be Pretty
2. Be Attractive
3. Don't be Unattractive
 
2012-09-17 10:50:53 AM  

ManateeGag: Suck hnis dick nightly.


Heinie's?
Heinous?

Help a brother out here...
 
2012-09-17 11:34:01 AM  
Look for videos of Heather Brooke. Take notes. He will never leave you or think of anyone else.
you are welcome.
 
2012-09-17 11:52:23 AM  
Compete? Well, of course you can't compete in the looks category, DUH. Otherwise you'd be a famous supermodel making some other dumpy crank unhappy with her boyfriend. So it's gonna come down to blowjobs. Lots of blowjobs.
 
2012-09-17 01:16:52 PM  
Guess what, you most likely are NOT as attractive as she is and your boyfriend probably isnt Brand Pitt either. GET OVER IT. No man is ever going to say "yeah I find you more attractive than the woman who gets PAID because she is so hot" and mean it. WHO CARES?
 
2012-09-18 03:20:45 PM  
Prudence: Get over it.

I like this chick already.
 
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