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(ABC 27)   Baby girl born on New Hampshire race track, gets two tickets to NASCAR races there for the rest of her life   (abc27.com) divider line 26
    More: Spiffy, New Hampshire, NASCAR, racetracks, Susan Rice, WMUR-TV, New Hampshire Motor Speedway, Asia-Pacific, Loudon  
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2012-09-16 12:38:47 PM
People watch NASCAR in New Hampshire?
 
2012-09-16 12:43:03 PM

coco ebert: People watch NASCAR in New Hampshire?



Yep.  NASCAR hasn't been a southern-only sport in decades.
 
2012-09-16 12:50:27 PM
Poor kid
 
2012-09-16 12:56:21 PM
img.photobucket.com

"mommy what's that man doing down there?"
 
2012-09-16 01:15:17 PM
Couldn't they have given her something useful? Like a case of Pampers or something?

Maybe something with actual worth?
 
2012-09-16 01:17:29 PM
So the kid is going to the race next week?
 
2012-09-16 01:22:14 PM
F*cking Fartbongocare. Babies should be born in hospitals.
 
2012-09-16 01:23:36 PM
Oh my, I hope everyone was able to swerve around her.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-09-16 01:28:50 PM
What more would you expect from yankee rednecks? At least a southern redneck would want something of true value. Like a Walmart gift card.

/One can only dream the impossible dream.
 
2012-09-16 01:55:07 PM

brap: Oh my, I hope everyone was able to swerve around her.


Montoya hit a jet dryer
 
2012-09-16 02:23:15 PM
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2012-09-16 02:25:18 PM
Great, now southern chicks are going to swarm the tracks like Mexicans carrying anchor babies.
 
2012-09-16 02:28:06 PM
Just imaging a pit crew swarming around the mother's vagina and delivering the baby within five seconds.
 
2012-09-16 02:28:57 PM

DanZero: "mommy what's that man doing down there?"


He he. That picture was from New Hampshire.
 
2012-09-16 02:32:14 PM
So I assume the 2nd ticket was given to her because she was the person in the stadium with the most teeth?
 
2012-09-16 02:42:05 PM
Why? It's not her fault!
 
2012-09-16 02:43:34 PM
NASCAR threads always have the best funny/junk ratio on FARK.
 
2012-09-16 02:50:10 PM
Hopefully she can use them for the Modified or IRL races there instead. I'd rather wait a week and drive two hours longer and go to Dover instead.
 
2012-09-16 03:04:29 PM
That kid would be ready for kindergarden before she got out of Dover traffic after a race.
 
2012-09-16 03:04:39 PM
hopefully the kid isn't left handed or she will spin herself into the ground if you call her name.
 
2012-09-16 03:45:56 PM

laid back w/bud light: That kid would be ready for kindergarden before she got out of Dover traffic after a race.


lol...where do you park?...i would watch the whole race and only hit pockets of traffic on 1 coming back north
 
2012-09-16 04:00:24 PM
I went to Dover once and it took me 13 hours to drive back to NH. Love the track with the high banks though. I'm forced to suffer through Loudon's boring races as my home track. DVRing the race now and watching the Patriots play like a$$.
 
2012-09-16 04:41:20 PM

Pud: What more would you expect from yankee rednecks? At least a southern redneck would want something of true value. Like a Walmart gift card.

/One can only dream the impossible dream.


puffy999: So I assume the 2nd ticket was given to her because she was the person in the stadium with the most teeth?


Have you been to a nascar race lately? They went white collar with ticket prices and marketing.

Of course,it bit them in the ass.

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FTA- "As NASCAR raced into the mainstream and onto Madison Avenue, it deserted its blue-collar, good-ol'-boy roots and left behind the longtime fans who faithfully supported a sport - through good times and bad - that was as much a part of their culture as country music and pickup trucks."
 
2012-09-16 05:27:47 PM
FSM...would it have killed the mother to give birth where they could get something useful...like at a bowling alley.
 
2012-09-16 08:35:19 PM
There's a used car you are going to want to avoid.
 
2012-09-17 02:21:43 AM
If anyone RTFA they would have realized the parents weren't at a race or the track for any reason, they just happened to stop in that parking lot because they couldn't make it to the hospital in time. Hell, I'm more impressed that the kid has a relatively normal name in "Katie" than what 99% of the stupid parents are naming kids lately.
 
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