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(Daily Mail)   Is that a screwdriver in your pocket or should I just tase you?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 30
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2012-09-16 08:34:39 AM
A screwdriver and Skittles? Shoot to kill!
 
2012-09-16 09:06:26 AM
Thank God he didn't have a pencil, he could have caused some real damage.
 
2012-09-16 09:36:10 AM
When screwdrivers are outlawed, only outlaws will have cocktails.
 
2012-09-16 10:00:23 AM
Wow. I thought the USA was a nation of pussies.
 
2012-09-16 10:13:33 AM
Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, "Ooh, this could be a little more tasery"?
 
2012-09-16 10:54:52 AM
As an electrician who routinely forgets to take his small toolbelt off when running to the store for supplies...I'm getting a jolt.
 
2012-09-16 11:21:24 AM
What a sad world to live in when you have to justify possession of a screwdriver to the police.
 
2012-09-16 11:24:11 AM
Vodka and OJ don't go belong in your pocket.

/they make you look like you wet yourself
//just sayin'
 
2012-09-16 11:27:50 AM

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: What a sad world to live in when you have to justify possession of a screwdriver to the police.


They'll light you up before you've got a chance to explain anything.
 
2012-09-16 11:28:13 AM
Beat the pig to death with a cricket bat--the cops would learn their place and cricket will be made illegal! Ta-Dah!
 
2012-09-16 11:28:39 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, "Ooh, this could be a little more tasery"?


::Replaces Dead for Tax Reasons's post with::
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2012-09-16 11:29:36 AM
He should have told them that he was "The doctor"...perhaps that would have helped.

/Yes, I am a Whovian
//Bowties are cool!
 
2012-09-16 11:32:16 AM

mafiageek1980: He should have told them that he was "The doctor"...perhaps that would have helped.

/Yes, I am a Whovian
//Bowties are cool!


That's retardis.
 
2012-09-16 11:36:59 AM

markfara: mafiageek1980: He should have told them that he was "The doctor"...perhaps that would have helped.

/Yes, I am a Whovian
//Bowties are cool!

That's retardis.


Nicely done. *bows*
 
2012-09-16 11:48:56 AM
Had he been left unchallenged, they could have all been screwed.
 
2012-09-16 11:52:40 AM
I love how "tase" is now a verb.
 
2012-09-16 11:55:24 AM
He is lucky this wasn't the US. Police would have run up beind him, yelled at him to drop the screwdriver 3 times and shot him 4 times in the back in the space of 4 seconds without him even turning around.
 
2012-09-16 11:58:39 AM
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2012-09-16 11:59:46 AM
content9.flixster.com
 
2012-09-16 12:02:48 PM
And here I thought the worst part of forgetting I have tools in my pockets was poking holes in the upholstery.
 
2012-09-16 12:31:58 PM
Moronic Brits at it again. Maybe they'll shoot someone who has a pencil behind their ear.
 
2012-09-16 12:33:21 PM
Is Drew into pasty white blithering british dudes?
What's with all the Daily Fail submissions getting an auto greenlight.
Are any of the 7 already here even original UK stories? Or are they all copies of stories that ran local US and the Fail picked it up?
 
2012-09-16 12:51:52 PM
Electrician gets a shock because of his work but not from his work. Dare I say it, we might have some mild irony going on here. That's got me really amped up. I'm shocked to see irony.

Well, I'm going to volt. I'll wire you if I have any more puns.
 
2012-09-16 02:00:12 PM
Ok, the terrorists have won. A screwdriver, seriously?

When I read that I think if anyone ever saw what is in my backpack. A Leatherman tool, multi-driver, a DMM and connector cables etc.
 
2012-09-16 02:07:40 PM

HoratioGates: Electrician gets a shock because of his work but not from his work. Dare I say it, we might have some mild irony going on here. That's got me really amped up. I'm shocked to see irony.

Well, I'm going to volt. I'll wire you if I have any more puns.


Ohm my god, I can't believe I'm currently reading these awful puns. Watt are you thinking?

Then again, if you conduit, so can I...
 
2012-09-16 02:57:41 PM
Maybe it was one of these:

nerdapproved.com
 
2012-09-16 03:51:27 PM

TheManofPA: Dead for Tax Reasons: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, "Ooh, this could be a little more tasery"?

::Replaces Dead for Tax Reasons's post with::
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don't drop the banana

/good source of potassium
 
2012-09-16 03:53:14 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: Maybe it was one of these:

[nerdapproved.com image 596x308]


i see you're all sonicked up too
 
2012-09-16 09:32:44 PM
And pigs wonder why we hate them
 
2012-09-16 10:17:52 PM

Smeggy Smurf: And pigs wonder why we hate them


But bacon never questions...
 
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