ginandbacon: Can we just shoot every doctor who prescribes antibiotics for colds and flues? Please?
microdome: ginandbacon: Can we just shoot every doctor who prescribes antibiotics for colds and flues? Please?What doctor would give antibiotics to chimneys?
dryknife: Elderberries have shown in studies that they can be quite effective against no less than eight strains of the flu virus. They may help in preventing some flu types from infecting cells that are still healthy. Clinical trials of elderberries show that they can cut 90% of many flu infections within a period of only three days. Participants in the same test given a placebo took six or seven days to recover. Elderberry is sold in Israel, where this study took place, as Sambucol, an herbal medicine that is patented for help in treating the symptoms of the flu.
Boudica's War Tampon: Since we're busy shooting doctors, could we please shoot all doctors who prescribe opiates without WARNING THEIR PATIENTS TO TAKE STOOL SOFTENERS ALONG WITH THEIR OPIATES!!1!I guess for we males it's a whole different experience to look into a toilet and see festoons of fresh blood. BUT IT WAS COMING OUT OF MY TENDER ASS!!1!
douchebag/hater: Since 'The Stand' has been brought up, here's something in it that always bothered me.There is a scene that takes place at the military base where the General in charge is watching monitors showing the cafeteria.He describes a person who died and his face fell into a bowl of soup and the General says, in essence, 'It's a shame that this guy will spend the rest of eternity slumped over' with his face in a serving of beef barley.Really? Captain Trips killed people INSTANTLY while they are in a non-quarantined area of the base?This little fark-up of King's shows someone wasn't paying attention, especially in terms of how the virus was supposed to work.
jaybeezey: coco ebert: Majick Thise: ginandbacon: Can we just shoot every doctor who prescribes antibiotics for colds and flues? Please?[...] Called in sick, and yes they charged me at work for the day, went to the doc. Got the flu swab test. Got antibiotics, luckily I had the next two days scheduled off so I was only charged the one day.[...]You can be fired for being sick but hey, who needs unions anymore. They've served their purpose!You can also choose to work somewhere else.
Elzar: It's obvious subby wrote his thesis paper on superbuggery...
fragMasterFlash: You ain't no nice guy, Subby!/M-o-o-n, that spells superflu
SilentStrider: DamnYankees: Majick Thise: Got the flu swab test. Got antibiotics, luckily I had the next two days scheduled off so I was only charged the one day.Influenza is a virus. If you were given antibiotics your doctor should be slapped decertified.fixed.
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