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Microsoft patents smacking your phone to make it shut up. Subby is sure he saw prior art for this in the toy section at Wal-Mart yesterday
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RedPhoenix122
2012-09-16 09:10:54 AM
1 votes:
"Microsoft Patent: How to Silence your Device by whacking it off"
I've been doing this since I was a teenager, didn't know I could patent it.
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