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2012-09-16 04:42:56 AM
There is no apologizing for Georgia.
 
2012-09-16 05:20:26 AM
A dolla make you holla cost.
www.pimptheface.com
Honey Jew Jew

Godwined?
 
2012-09-16 05:23:32 AM
*cautiously clicks on link*

d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2012-09-16 06:36:09 AM
It scares me that I guessed who this article would be about, before clicking the link.
 
2012-09-16 06:39:36 AM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
www.dlisted.com
www.imbringingbloggingback.com

/Please make it go away
 
2012-09-16 06:47:18 AM
What the hell is this crap? And this little brat? No keep your cameras away from the ugly parts of the state, there is a reason why we keep them out far from normal people.
 
2012-09-16 06:53:06 AM
Poor kid's already got cankles.
 
2012-09-16 07:15:24 AM
I've never seen Honey Boo Boo yet I have been aware of it for some weeks now.
Until tonight I did not know which state it came from. Now I know which one must be nuked, for the greater good.

Seriously though we should import ALL of our crap TV from Britain and hide our own shame from the world.
 
2012-09-16 07:43:06 AM

Big Dave: I've never seen Honey Boo Boo yet I have been aware of it for some weeks now.
Until tonight I did not know which state it came from. Now I know which one must be nuked, for the greater good.

Seriously though we should import ALL of our crap TV from Britain and hide our own shame from the world.


THIS!

I think crap TV from ANYWHERE in the world would be like watching Citizen Kane, The Wizard Of Oz, the first 2 Star Wars (I'm always iffy about RotJ), Jaws, Shakespeare, Spartacus, Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein all rolled into one compared to the crap that is popular in the US.

Honey Boo Boo (thankfully I've never see)
American Idol
So You Think You Can Dance
Judge Judy
Toddlers and Tiaras
Dance Moms (have you seen this shiatfest? I see it when I visit my mom, who loves it - shoot the teacher, shoot that one blonde mom, all the kids win)
Anything by Tyler Perry (like it matters what - it's all the same)
Endless 'pawn' and 'auction' shows ("Hey look! This station gained some popularity with a show about ______! QUICK! MAKE AN EXACT COPY OF IT!!!")
Tosh.0 (his standup is funny, but that show sucks)
Jersey Shore (which I'm told is no more, though apparently Snooki has her own show now)
.... and the list goes on....

People wonder why I play games so much.... because TV sucks, radio sucks and if I read books, I'll be up all night without realizing it.
 
2012-09-16 07:46:38 AM
Until today, I had only heard the name. I don't have cable or satellite at my home, and stay generally away from popular media. When traveling and I get to see it in hotel rooms, I reconfirm that choice.

I had no knowledge that she was a pageant kid from a kaolin mill town in central Georgia.

/Darn you subby, darn you all to heck
 
2012-09-16 08:14:29 AM
At least this child is making some money. If the network lawyers are smart, she shouldn't be able to touch it until she reaches 18 and her parents have to stay the hell away from it. Let's be honest here, this girl is going to have a hell of a time actually making it through high school. Considering the fact that her family is lacking in the education department, her mother got knocked up in high school as did one of the daughters too. I am not trying to make fun of this little girl or her family, but shes got a battle against her, and hopefully a few bucks in the bank will give her opportunity for a brighter future.
 
2012-09-16 09:18:48 AM

Endive Wombat: At least this child is making some money. If the network lawyers are smart, she shouldn't be able to touch it until she reaches 18 and her parents have to stay the hell away from it. Let's be honest here, this girl is going to have a hell of a time actually making it through high school. Considering the fact that her family is lacking in the education department, her mother got knocked up in high school as did one of the daughters too. I am not trying to make fun of this little girl or her family, but shes got a battle against her, and hopefully a few bucks in the bank will give her opportunity for a brighter future.


The money will be tapped out from healthcare costs by the time she's twenty when she acquires type 2 diabetes around age twelve.
 
2012-09-16 09:25:51 AM
I would accept subby's apology if I thought for 2 seconds that he spoke for a majority of the people in that state. Sadly, I know better.

www.imbringingbloggingback.com

My skin crawls every time I think what some guy had to go through for there to even be a Honey Boo Boo.
 
2012-09-16 09:27:36 AM

Endive Wombat: At least this child is making some money. If the network lawyers are smart, she shouldn't be able to touch it until she reaches 18 and her parents have to stay the hell away from it. Let's be honest here, this girl is going to have a hell of a time actually making it through high school. Considering the fact that her family is lacking in the education department, her mother got knocked up in high school as did one of the daughters too. I am not trying to make fun of this little girl or her family, but shes got a battle against her, and hopefully a few bucks in the bank will give her opportunity for a brighter future.


Sadly, I see her on Ponce or Metropolitan in about 10 years with a gold toothed pimp and a killer meth habit.
 
2012-09-16 09:28:44 AM

Endive Wombat: At least this child is making some money. If the network lawyers are smart, she shouldn't be able to touch it until she reaches 18 and her parents have to stay the hell away from it. Let's be honest here, this girl is going to have a hell of a time actually making it through high school. Considering the fact that her family is lacking in the education department, her mother got knocked up in high school as did one of the daughters too. I am not trying to make fun of this little girl or her family, but shes got a battle against her, and hopefully a few bucks in the bank will give her opportunity for a brighter future.


Good comment, and that bolded portion is critical, IMHO.
 
2012-09-16 09:32:10 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-16 09:58:31 AM

Big Dave: I've never seen Honey Boo Boo yet I have been aware of it for some weeks now.
Until tonight I did not know which state it came from. Now I know which one must be nuked, for the greater good.

Seriously though we should import ALL of our crap TV from Britain and hide our own shame from the world.


What is people's obsession with British TV shows? They're not that funny. I tried getting through a few episodes of Dr. Who and was sorely disappointed.
 
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2012-09-16 10:05:31 AM

icam:
The money will be tapped out from healthcare costs by the time she's twenty when she acquires type 2 diabetes around age twelve.


*cue the diabeetus pic*
 
2012-09-16 10:09:16 AM
The brits have Chavs
We have Jersey Shore and its many derivatives.

The brits have gypsies
We have toddler pageant moms.

Really, we're more alike than different.

// Still no explaining Coronation Street.
 
2012-09-16 10:28:23 AM

Okoboji: Big Dave: I've never seen Honey Boo Boo yet I have been aware of it for some weeks now.
Until tonight I did not know which state it came from. Now I know which one must be nuked, for the greater good.

Seriously though we should import ALL of our crap TV from Britain and hide our own shame from the world.

THIS!

I think crap TV from ANYWHERE in the world would be like watching Citizen Kane, The Wizard Of Oz, the first 2 Star Wars (I'm always iffy about RotJ), Jaws, Shakespeare, Spartacus, Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein all rolled into one compared to the crap that is popular in the US.

Honey Boo Boo (thankfully I've never see)
American Idol
So You Think You Can Dance
Judge Judy
Toddlers and Tiaras
Dance Moms (have you seen this shiatfest? I see it when I visit my mom, who loves it - shoot the teacher, shoot that one blonde mom, all the kids win)
Anything by Tyler Perry (like it matters what - it's all the same)
Endless 'pawn' and 'auction' shows ("Hey look! This station gained some popularity with a show about ______! QUICK! MAKE AN EXACT COPY OF IT!!!")
Tosh.0 (his standup is funny, but that show sucks)
Jersey Shore (which I'm told is no more, though apparently Snooki has her own show now)
.... and the list goes on....

People wonder why I play games so much.... because TV sucks, radio sucks and if I read books, I'll be up all night without realizing it.


Hey now....So You Think You Can Dance is an awesome show. Those contestants require a high amount of skill and athleticism to do what they do.

Plus, everyone on that show has amazing bodies.....no sharp knees there.

I'll agree with you in everything else though
 
2012-09-16 10:35:16 AM
And...most of the people who watch crap programming like this....vote for Obama.
 
2012-09-16 10:36:34 AM
I've only ever seen one episode of a reality show (I knew a girl on Paradise Island). But of course I've seen zilllions of clips and commercials. Based on that, I'd say Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is the greatest reality show of all time. It could be topped, but for now it is the greatest.
 
2012-09-16 10:38:18 AM
I've almost been afraid to ask where this family was from. I'm so glad to find out they're not from around here. Thanks, Georigia, for taking that one.
 
2012-09-16 10:41:29 AM
Aw gawdammit. I knew better than to click on the link, I shouldn't even have come in here. Any knowledge I have of this bunch is wasted brain cells.
 
2012-09-16 11:07:12 AM

DancingElkCondor: And...most of the people who watch crap programming like this....vote for Obama.


*Grabs popcorn*
 
2012-09-16 11:08:51 AM

DancingElkCondor: And...most of the people who watch crap programming like this....vote for Obama.


Try again, sunshine.

/.0000000008 out of 10
 
2012-09-16 11:13:12 AM
Further proof that guys will put their peckers into anything.
 
2012-09-16 11:22:27 AM

DancingElkCondor: And...most of the people who watch crap programming like this....vote for Obama.


Poor white Southerners vote for Obama? Interesting angle. I guess Romney really doesn't have anyone left in his base then.
 
2012-09-16 11:42:10 AM
MacEnvy

Poor white southerners aren't thrilled with the Wall Street sharpie or the Kenyan.
 
2012-09-16 11:42:12 AM

Big Dave: I've never seen Honey Boo Boo yet I have been aware of it for some weeks now.
Until tonight I did not know which state it came from. Now I know which one must be nuked, for the greater good.

Seriously though we should import ALL of our crap TV from Britain and hide our own shame from the world.


Just leave Savannah alone. We're sane out here and we make really good food.
 
2012-09-16 11:53:06 AM

doloresonthedottedline: Big Dave: I've never seen Honey Boo Boo yet I have been aware of it for some weeks now.
Until tonight I did not know which state it came from. Now I know which one must be nuked, for the greater good.

Seriously though we should import ALL of our crap TV from Britain and hide our own shame from the world.

Just leave Savannah alone. We're sane out here and we make really good food.


Maybe we can offer up Hilton Head in trade?
 
2012-09-16 12:02:27 PM
Enough with this Boo Hoo stories please.
 
2012-09-16 12:27:10 PM

FiatJustitia: What is people's obsession with British TV shows? They're not that funny. I tried getting through a few episodes of Dr. Who and was sorely disappointed.


Uh, Doctor Who isn't a comedy show. It has funny moments, yes, but it's Sci-Fi.

As to why people think British comedy is funnier than American comedy. There are some shows out of the UK which are just as dire as any sit-com shown here. But then there's The Fast Show, The Mitchell & Webb Look, League of Gentlemen and the episode of Fawlty Towers called "The Germans" which may be the funniest thing ever run on TV anywhere.
 
2012-09-16 12:56:10 PM

DancingElkCondor: And...most of the people who watch crap programming like this....vote for Obama.


Yes. Everyone in the deep deep red state of Georgia is voting for Obama.
 
2012-09-16 12:56:28 PM
Meh, I think I may have said it before: I have nothing against the kid. She's a kid, with kid attitudes toward life and a pronounced love of doing kid shiat like playing dress up, farking with makeup, prancing around in front of an audience, and apparently hanging out at the arcade.

The mother appears to be crazy as shiat and I was never self-hating enough to subject myself to the actual toddler beauty pageant insanity (or the show focused on her), but I find that now that the tabloid bombardment of info-pollen is focused on the kid I actually find it less intellectually offensive than the usual fare, which is about adults acting like prepubescent children with pre-teen style drama.

I mean, that shiat's apparently getting crammed into my eyes whether I like it or not, at least this way it makes me lose faith in humanity slightly less than usual.

Big Dave: Seriously though we should import ALL of our crap TV from Britain and hide our own shame from the world.


Eh, our cartoons and movies are better. You can't win 'em all, especially when you're competing with a tax on every home with a tv set going directly to funding programming initially chosen by lottery. A lot more scientific method behind the British system, especially compared to our system based on who gives the producer the best oral.
 
2012-09-16 03:47:57 PM
Sadly, I believe that a "dolla to make her holla " will be the only future this child has.

/farkthisillbeastripper.jpg
 
2012-09-16 04:10:59 PM

See My Az Go: Okoboji: Big Dave: I've never seen Honey Boo Boo yet I have been aware of it for some weeks now.
Until tonight I did not know which state it came from. Now I know which one must be nuked, for the greater good.

Seriously though we should import ALL of our crap TV from Britain and hide our own shame from the world.

THIS!

I think crap TV from ANYWHERE in the world would be like watching Citizen Kane, The Wizard Of Oz, the first 2 Star Wars (I'm always iffy about RotJ), Jaws, Shakespeare, Spartacus, Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein all rolled into one compared to the crap that is popular in the US.

Honey Boo Boo (thankfully I've never see)
American Idol
So You Think You Can Dance
Judge Judy
Toddlers and Tiaras
Dance Moms (have you seen this shiatfest? I see it when I visit my mom, who loves it - shoot the teacher, shoot that one blonde mom, all the kids win)
Anything by Tyler Perry (like it matters what - it's all the same)
Endless 'pawn' and 'auction' shows ("Hey look! This station gained some popularity with a show about ______! QUICK! MAKE AN EXACT COPY OF IT!!!")
Tosh.0 (his standup is funny, but that show sucks)
Jersey Shore (which I'm told is no more, though apparently Snooki has her own show now)
.... and the list goes on....

People wonder why I play games so much.... because TV sucks, radio sucks and if I read books, I'll be up all night without realizing it.

Hey now....So You Think You Can Dance is an awesome show. Those contestants require a high amount of skill and athleticism to do what they do.

Plus, everyone on that show has amazing bodies.....no sharp knees there.

I'll agree with you in everything else though


You know, I gotta agree with you, there is talent on the show (but that idot blonde judge needs a severe beating to have her stop yelling), but the the thing that makes my skin crawl with this show and others like it, is the non-stop female screaming in the audience, or as one writer puts it "The theater erupted into the sound of labias slapping together in applause."
 
2012-09-16 04:46:20 PM
Sometimes white people embarrass me.
 
2012-09-16 04:49:02 PM
I'm thinking the father is just waiting for the bank account balance to build up enough that he can get divorced and get something other than that land whale he married.
 
2012-09-16 05:02:31 PM
Ohhhhh happy happy joy joy, I get to whup this out again.

i.imgur.com

But wait! There's More!

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-16 06:51:01 PM

doloresonthedottedline: Big Dave: I've never seen Honey Boo Boo yet I have been aware of it for some weeks now.
Until tonight I did not know which state it came from. Now I know which one must be nuked, for the greater good.

Seriously though we should import ALL of our crap TV from Britain and hide our own shame from the world.

Just leave Savannah alone. We're sane out here and we make really good food.


Two words:

Paula Deen.
 
2012-09-16 06:57:34 PM

DancingElkCondor: And...most of the people who watch crap programming like this....vote for Obama.


i1245.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-16 07:10:28 PM

Another Government Employee: doloresonthedottedline: Big Dave: I've never seen Honey Boo Boo yet I have been aware of it for some weeks now.
Until tonight I did not know which state it came from. Now I know which one must be nuked, for the greater good.

Seriously though we should import ALL of our crap TV from Britain and hide our own shame from the world.

Just leave Savannah alone. We're sane out here and we make really good food.

Two words:

Paula Deen.


sarahsscrumptioussamplings.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-16 08:13:25 PM
She won't live much longer. The Mom will get drunk and sit on her. To further drive home the fact Georgia is a piece of trash state: The mother had the first kid when she was 14. Pedophilia running rampant.
 
2012-09-16 09:22:51 PM

insertsnarkyusername: I'm thinking the father is just waiting for the bank account balance to build up enough that he can get divorced and get something other than that land whale he married.


No need for the divorce - Mamma refuses to marry poor old Sugar Bear for some odd reason since it is unlikely she would find anyone else to support her and the kids. In his defense, he works seven days a week in a chalk mine and only the little one is his child. The remaining kids are by various other baby daddies...
 
2012-09-16 10:14:37 PM
I actually managed to derive 1 point of joy from this article. It lays in the fact that some paparazzo who probably thought he'd be living "La Dolce Vita" has been condemned to the back woods of Georgia to cover this shiat.


Make all the fun of this sad family you want.
Make all the fun of their pathetic fans that you want.
But the lowest of the low has to be the poor schmuck reporter who wast sent out to cover this crap
 
2012-09-16 10:35:40 PM

Another Government Employee: doloresonthedottedline: Big Dave: I've never seen Honey Boo Boo yet I have been aware of it for some weeks now.
Until tonight I did not know which state it came from. Now I know which one must be nuked, for the greater good.

Seriously though we should import ALL of our crap TV from Britain and hide our own shame from the world.

Just leave Savannah alone. We're sane out here and we make really good food.

Two words:

Paula Deen.


She keeps the tourists in a compact group away from the good restaurants. She can stay.
 
2012-09-17 02:55:00 AM
Paging General Sherman, your country needs you again.
 
2012-09-17 08:17:48 AM
The ugliest woman I have ever seen.

She's carrying loaves of bread on the back of her arms and one under her chin for crying out loud.

This child is now messed up for LIFE!!
 
2012-09-17 09:37:03 AM
Thank god Georgia took the hit for NC, for once.. :)
 
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