FARK.com: (7329931) Can John Cena put an end to CM Punk's 300 day reign of irrelevance? Will Randy Orton punish Dolph Ziggler like he's a diva's bag? Does anyone really care about the Intercontinental and US Titles? It's WWE Night of Champions 2012, 8 PM on PPV

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		Can John Cena put an end to CM Punk's 300 day reign of irrelevance? Will Randy Orton punish Dolph Ziggler like he's a diva's bag? Does anyone really care about the Intercontinental and US Titles? It's WWE Night of Champions 2012, 8 PM on PPV (wwe.com)		64
		More: Interesting, Paul Heyman, Night of Champions, Randy Orton, Dolph Ziggler, CM Punk, John Cena, Rey Mysterio, Alberto Del Rio

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FirstNationalBastard		2012-09-16 09:24:57 PM

4 votes:

clintster: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: christ i hate Boreton's mat-poundy thing

"Stupid mat. IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU!!!!"

www.randyortonworld.com

WHY CAN'T YOU BE A BAG? I NEED TO POOP!

FirstNationalBastard		2012-09-16 10:41:35 PM

3 votes:

I haven't seen someone go for the AA like that since Jake Roberts was with the company.

The_Y2P_Problem		2012-09-16 10:38:10 PM

2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Cena, it'd be great if you could SELL the Crossface.

He wouldn't even sell the cord from a weight machine.

Dolph Ziggler, on the other hand, could sell the Benoit house complete with the bodies.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-09-16 09:26:18 PM

2 votes:

And, to repost this nightmare fuel from Monday...

4.bp.blogspot.com

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-09-16 09:17:14 PM

2 votes:

TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: "Get back to a vertical base"?

Vince really is dead, and they put on a tape of Gorilla Monsoon in Cole's headset, didn't they?

Is this true Bobby and the Gorilla?

"Yes, Vince is literally hanging from the rafters."

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-09-16 09:08:35 PM

2 votes:

"What are you doing Brain?"

"Securing the FARK Cole_and_JBL account just in case Monsoon."

FirstNationalBastard		2012-09-16 08:52:46 PM

2 votes:

Wait, I remember this from last year... Cole is really informative about title histories at NoC.

MagSeven: FirstNationalBastard: MagSeven: Oksana with the ribbon. I'd give her a face mammogram.

So... you'd squeeze her face really hard?
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x478]

ShiningWizard		2012-09-16 11:48:39 PM

1 votes:

Owangotang: ShiningWizard: Owangotang: [i.imgur.com image 315x275]

quick and dirty

Epic albeit touchy subject matter, lulz

You're right, the hat DOES need fixing as well.

[i.imgur.com image 315x275]

All credit goes to you for this one but I thought, given the subject matter, we should mock Cena but keep the message positive.

For your consideration...
i1263.photobucket.com

sid244		2012-09-16 10:59:52 PM

1 votes:

The_Y2P_Problem: FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Cena, it'd be great if you could SELL the Crossface.

He wouldn't even sell the cord from a weight machine.

Dolph Ziggler, on the other hand, could sell the Benoit house complete with the bodies.

(Holy shiat chant)

+1

FirstNationalBastard		2012-09-16 10:54:46 PM

1 votes:

*sigh*

I haven't seen a Dusty Finish like that since Sweet Sapphire got into Bukkake.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-09-16 10:43:38 PM

1 votes:

I haven't seen someone blow a stack like that since there were openings on the Unsolved Mysteries production crew.

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-09-16 10:42:14 PM

1 votes:

"Well if this was Square Enix, We're about to see John Cena's Ultimate Form!"

The_Y2P_Problem		2012-09-16 10:38:54 PM

1 votes:

Owangotang: FirstNationalBastard: Owangotang: Are those pictures of Cena in Susan G. Komen inspired Cenagear legit? There is no way that is anything but a way for Linda to say WWE supports women. fark politics

He wore it to the ring tonight. People in the crowd are wearing the same shirt.

Rubes will be rubes it seems

Makes sense. Both are tarnished brands that seem oblivious as to why people have turned on them.

MagSeven		2012-09-16 10:34:44 PM

1 votes:

Throw that Masshole in the Vice!!

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-09-16 10:33:13 PM

1 votes:

MagSeven: Ruh Roh, Shaggy! Shoulderblocks!

Ruh, Roh, Rhaggy! Rhoulerroucks!

falcon176		2012-09-16 10:29:31 PM

1 votes:

Cena didn't start his offense with shoulder blocks so he didn't know what he was doing. Back on "get ass kicked" mode

FirstNationalBastard		2012-09-16 10:26:58 PM

1 votes:

I haven't seen John Cena in a predicament like this since it looked like the pre-nup wouldn't hold up!

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-09-16 10:05:25 PM

1 votes:

"Shameus beats ADR Brain!"

"Ready to type that again a month from now Monsoon?"

"Yep!"

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-09-16 09:59:55 PM

1 votes:

"Are they chanting 'we want potatoes' Monsoon? Cause that's insensitive!"

"Wow, I'm surprised Brain!"

"Shameus doesn't have time to make any now!"

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-09-16 09:54:32 PM

1 votes:

"They repeated this match again Brain, so you can repeat the joke."

"It's 'They took our jobs 1912' vs. 'They took our jobs 2012'"

"Joke is getting stale"

"AND I WILL KEEP REPEATING IT UNTIL THEY GET THIS PAIRING OUT OF THEIR SYSTEM!"

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-09-16 09:51:23 PM

1 votes:

TheManofPA: FinFangFark: TheManofPA: Now they are actively mocking twitter use.....WHAT?

We are in a vortex and a multiverse has been tapped...one where we are watching an actual wrestling PPV.

I feel like we are being RAILROADED FROM BEHIND

/railroaded from behind

"Is it Pat Patterson appreciation night?"

"Will you stop?"

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-09-16 09:49:48 PM

1 votes:

"There are wrists involved? Brain?"

"Legs, Arms, a bunch of other things, Monsoon."

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-09-16 09:46:05 PM

1 votes:

"What does Alberto Del Rio mean Monsoon?"

"Literally? Albert of the River Brain."

"Is that how he got into the country?"

"Will you stop?"

corteran		2012-09-16 09:45:15 PM

1 votes:

When Orton returns from making movies he needs to teach del RIo how to push that shiat out so he doesn't look so constipated all the time.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-09-16 09:40:45 PM

1 votes:

Kane going to Disneyland to teach Mickey about how we should abandon Fiat currency.

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-09-16 09:40:33 PM

1 votes:

"That... was.... great....!"

KellyKellyKelly		2012-09-16 09:40:14 PM

1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: She's quite a screamer. ;)

We've replaced AJ's voice box with Vickie Guerrero's. Let's see if anyone notices.

silgryphon		2012-09-16 09:37:21 PM

1 votes:

Woohoo cancer tits

KellyKellyKelly		2012-09-16 09:35:57 PM

1 votes:

cman: "Wrestling"? "Wrestler"? What the fark are these phrases the commentators are throwing around?

www.wrestlerbiographies.com

RIP Vincent Kennedy McMahon
August 24, 1945-September 16, 2012

ThatGuyGreg		2012-09-16 09:35:47 PM

1 votes:

styckx: JBL IS ON FIRE

OMG SOMEBODY PUT HIM OUT

FirstNationalBastard		2012-09-16 09:35:42 PM

1 votes:

FinFangFark: Eve has such great legs...I'd let her ground and pound me all day.

Would she be barefoot like Kevin Von Erich?

FinFangFark		2012-09-16 09:30:25 PM

1 votes:

I just took an Orton...and it was very Orton-y. I even pounded the tile on the floor for the full effect.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-09-16 09:13:30 PM

1 votes:

I haven't seen Orton in such deep trouble since he went AWOL!

KellyKellyKelly		2012-09-16 09:11:10 PM

1 votes:

robsul82: RANDY'S SPECIAL? Huh?

Well, "Retarded" would sound silly with the Boston accent.

robsul82		2012-09-16 09:07:46 PM

1 votes:

TheManofPA: What are they chanting?

silgryphon: Are they chanting bag shiatter?

ZIGGLER'S BETTER

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-09-16 09:03:09 PM

1 votes:

"If it wasn't for wrestling this guy would be in a looney bin under heavy medication, Brain."

"Before or after he choked someone out for ordering extra salt on their fries?"

Fisty Bum		2012-09-16 09:02:26 PM

1 votes:

Hide yo' bags!

Grand_Moff_Joseph		2012-09-16 09:02:18 PM

1 votes:

Hide your gymbags!!!

FinFangFark		2012-09-16 09:02:15 PM

1 votes:

Why do they pop so hard for the bag shiatter? why?

robsul82		2012-09-16 08:59:32 PM

1 votes:

Ricardo wanders onto camera without his neckbrace, haha.

Fisty Bum		2012-09-16 08:57:38 PM

1 votes:

Polartank13		2012-09-16 08:57:20 PM

1 votes:

KellyKellyKelly		2012-09-16 08:55:51 PM

1 votes:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Eddie T. Head: No mention of Sting or Ravishing Rick Rude in the past U.S. champions.

who?

You know, that guy who rips off outdated movies and the time traveler who appeared on 2 shows at once.

ThatGuyGreg		2012-09-16 08:53:44 PM

1 votes:

Triple Oak: Zack winning would make 3 good endings in 3 matches. Also, if they were gonna take Kaitlyn out of the match, why not do it weeks ago?

Because this way they can set up Booker T as the attacker.

dun Dun DUN

clintster		2012-09-16 08:51:19 PM

1 votes:

Our minds... are one-a... your thoughts... are my thoughts-a...

MagSeven		2012-09-16 08:49:57 PM

1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: MagSeven: Oksana with the ribbon. I'd give her a face mammogram.

So... you'd squeeze her face really hard?
3.bp.blogspot.com

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-09-16 08:44:05 PM

1 votes:

"Kane's pyro didn't go off as quick as usual, Brain."

"That happens when you get older Monsoon"

FirstNationalBastard		2012-09-16 08:41:04 PM

1 votes:

I haven't seen R-Truth hit the floor like that since Miz refused to catch him.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-09-16 08:39:41 PM

1 votes:

Is Kane still wearing a wig?

JBL didn't hug Ron Simmons, at least not wearing a match.

robsul82		2012-09-16 08:38:54 PM

1 votes:

Crowd erupts at Danielson saying to hug it out.

"You never saw me hug Ron Simmons! Not in a match..."

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-09-16 08:38:27 PM

1 votes:

"Hot Crowd tonight Brain?"

"You kidding? I haven't heard responses this good since I saw Pam Anderson at the strip club."

"I bet that was a sight to see back in the day."

"Uh, yeah, but this was two weeks ago, the responses were for when she put the clothes back on."

robsul82		2012-09-16 08:38:12 PM

1 votes:

HUG IT OUT chant

Mind of the North Star		2012-09-16 08:37:56 PM

1 votes:

Mind of the North Star: A Kane and DB tag team should be called "Hell No!"

or "Hell Yes!

Mind of the North Star		2012-09-16 08:35:56 PM

1 votes:

A Kane and DB tag team should be called "Hell No!"

FinFangFark		2012-09-16 08:31:52 PM

1 votes:

I also once had a shot at the Diva's title...but I took an arrow to the knee.

FinFangFark		2012-09-16 08:24:15 PM

1 votes:

how did he NOT know who Cody was? I mean...he's the only other guy in the ring above 5'2"

ThatGuyGreg		2012-09-16 08:16:54 PM

1 votes:

TheManofPA: ThatGuyGreg: styckx: THANK GOD.. JBL is in heel mode!!

If Cole cheers a face winning tonight, I'll declare this the best PPV of the year.

If Cole cheers Ryder winning tonight, will you go streaking through the quad?

ocvarsity.freedomblogging.com

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-09-16 08:12:58 PM

1 votes:

"Mexico did recently celebrate its independence from France, Brain."

"France? Must not have been too difficult of a battle..."

Fisty Bum		2012-09-16 08:11:28 PM

1 votes:

As always, I look forward to the demise of the Spanish table.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-09-16 08:10:59 PM

1 votes:

JBL referencing the loins of Dusty Rhodes

FirstNationalBastard		2012-09-16 08:10:17 PM

1 votes:

Hey, it's Cody "I haven't been seen on TV in ages" Rhodes!

Eddie T. Head		2012-09-16 08:04:16 PM

1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Uh, WWE guys, Moolah never held a "Diva's" title.

Never mind that she would have beat the shiat out of anyone who would have called her a "Diva."

FirstNationalBastard		2012-09-16 07:56:52 PM

1 votes:

arekthorn: FirstNationalBastard: Jonny Chimpo: FirstNationalBastard: JuicePats: Ryder wins, and you would have thought Austin came out with Rocky, Taker, and HBK the way the crowd went mental

Which only makes Vince madder, so Cesaro will not only squash Ryder in 7 seconds, but literally sodomize him in the ring afterward.

This would not mesh with Linda's GOPness... but it is Senile Vince

It's not legitimate rape, so it's okay.

Ryder's body doesn't have a way of shutting that type of thing down though...

If only he still wore those tights with one full leg instead of the slutty little trunks, he wouldn't deserve it as much.

clintster		2012-09-16 07:35:36 PM

1 votes:

JuicePats: Reporting live from the front row of the balcony inside the Garden.

Cena appeared on the screen and he is HATED

Whaaaaaa? I was assured that Boston was Cena's town and he would be greeted as a liberator.

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