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(DFW Star-Telegram)   Couple gets married at gym they met each other at four years ago, promising to have and to hold, and to spot each other, until death do they part   (star-telegram.com) divider line 16
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2012-09-16 02:13:27 AM  
I'll give it 26 minutes.
 
2012-09-16 02:16:47 AM  
until death do*

/I promise never submit links to Fark when only half awake.
//And, they are gonna have the buffest kids on the block.
///Kid will be born with a six pack, probably punch the doctor when his ass gets slapped.
 
2012-09-16 02:53:33 AM  

strangeluck: /I promise never submit links to Fark when only half awake


Ha- I liked the headline with the typo, so plus one. ask a Min if it goes green to fix it mate- they just might.
 
2012-09-16 04:10:33 AM  

strangeluck: until death do*

/I promise never submit links to Fark when only half awake.
//And, they are gonna have the buffest kids on the block.
///Kid will be born with a six pack, probably punch the doctor when his ass gets slapped.


That's an easy fix. Not an issue an all. :-)
 
2012-09-16 06:00:51 AM  
The correct fix was to delete this article submission
 
2012-09-16 06:19:42 AM  
Do you even vow?
 
2012-09-16 07:37:28 AM  
Ultra cool! Much better than hearin' about pencilnecks marryin' fat b*i*t*c*h*e*s.
 
2012-09-16 07:56:06 AM  
I guess they didn't run away together. Since Treadmills.
 
2012-09-16 08:09:42 AM  

PvtHike: I'll give it 26 minutes.


aaaand we're done here!
 
2012-09-16 08:45:52 AM  
GYM whats a GYM?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-16 10:27:55 AM  
marielHemingwayPersonalBestBenchPressScene.gif
 
2012-09-16 10:49:54 AM  
Slow Fark day?
 
2012-09-16 12:18:32 PM  
Does she get off on the smell . . .

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-16 02:07:09 PM  
Treadmill as a metaphor to describe their grinding monotonous future life together in exciting, vibrant Hurst, Texas.
 
2012-09-16 03:21:49 PM  
Couple gets married at gym they met each other at four years ago

That's the kind of sentence I would expect a small child to write...

/Couple gets married at the gym where they met four years ago.
 
2012-09-16 03:31:45 PM  
"You were SUPPOSED to SPOT me!"

"Uhh... (points)... there you are, dude."
 
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