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(FYI BeHealthy)   New York City's Jewish ritual circumcisers who use their mouths to draw away blood from the wound on a baby's penis must now get the parents to sign a consent form   (fyibehealthy.com) divider line 35
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2012-09-16 07:51:32 AM  
5 votes:
Hold my beer and watch this...

Hey Tats, how come you never cry "anitsemite" when someone insults an arab? Arabs are Semitic people too.

*runs*
2012-09-16 10:13:57 AM  
3 votes:
I'm already circumcised and I'm in between girlfriends right now. Can I get a rabbi to just jerk me off?
2012-09-16 10:00:44 AM  
2 votes:

ShannonKW: Well, this thread certainly wasted no time deciding which was to go.


This way?

crazycrashes.files.wordpress.com
2012-09-16 07:49:00 AM  
2 votes:

Tatsuma: Nothing like a little anti-semitism* to start the Jewish New Year


Shana tova, and ketiva v'chatima tova to all Jewish farkers



*in this thread, that is, said consent form is perfectly fine


weknowmemes.com
2012-09-16 07:04:21 AM  
2 votes:
I, the undersigned, __________________ do agree to have a man suck on my baby boy's penis after he mutilates it with a knife.

/Wow, kinda looks wrong in type doesn't it?
2012-09-16 06:35:36 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-09-16 06:33:08 AM  
2 votes:

Tatsuma: Nothing like a little anti-semitism* to start the Jewish New Year


If thinking that killing a baby by infecting it with herpes by sucking blood of its cock with your mouth after mutilating it is wrong, I don't want to be right.
2012-09-16 02:52:16 AM  
2 votes:
And you can only suck 16 ounces at a time
2012-09-16 02:12:59 AM  
2 votes:
Culprit seen driving away in this:

v023o.popscreen.com
2012-09-17 01:30:33 AM  
1 votes:

ShobuZukuri: Any other group would be charged with performing a lude sexual act on a child/infant.


No, it's lewd. Ludes haven't been around much since the 70s.
2012-09-16 03:27:32 PM  
1 votes:

Tommy Moo: Not far enough. It needs to be banned. I don't give a flying fark if your religion commands you to give oral sex to a newborn. Eat shiat and die, orthodox Jews. You are a bunch of child molesting f*cks and I'll call you that to your faces.


Well, you must be the edgiest 14 year old out there.

Protip; if you read anything sexual into this, there is something wrong with the way you think.
2012-09-16 01:17:38 PM  
1 votes:

mediablitz: my mutilation


I'm getting my infant daughter some breast implants for the same reason.
2012-09-16 12:21:56 PM  
1 votes:
Wow, thread broken reich from the start. I did nazi that coming.
2012-09-16 12:16:31 PM  
1 votes:

Bomb Head Mohammed: Tatsuma: Bomb Head Mohammed: I'm not an antisemite, but your preemptive charges of antisemitism might change my mind.

Here's a newsflash: if someone mentioning that a thread like this will be a magnet for anti-semites is something that makes you say 'That might just be enough to turn me into one!'.... well you probably were in the first place.

Just. Wow.


Recursive derp is recursive.
2012-09-16 11:33:07 AM  
1 votes:

Mugato: djkutch: Does one tip a mohel? 20% standard?

Come on, you know those people don't tip.

...babies that is, because they don't have the mental faculties acuity to calculate a gratuity.


FTFY. More Gilbert and Sullivanish.
2012-09-16 10:58:40 AM  
1 votes:

Mugato: ...babies that is, because they don't have the mental faculties to calculate a gratuity.


Hell, I only know a handful of adults who could calculate a gratuity with a rabbi's mouth connected to their freshly mutilated penis.
2012-09-16 10:38:44 AM  
1 votes:
Does one tip a mohel? 20% standard?
2012-09-16 10:37:07 AM  
1 votes:

Mugato: I'm already circumcised and I'm in between girlfriends right now. Can I get a rabbi to just jerk me off?


I was thinking of converting.

/what's white and crawls up your leg?
//Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice
2012-09-16 10:28:14 AM  
1 votes:
Proposal: We all consent to Tatsuma getting his johnson sliced by some guy he doesn't know, who will then suck up the blood directly with his mouth.
2012-09-16 09:42:52 AM  
1 votes:
Do you still need to fill out the consent form if you're paying the mohel for a half and half?
2012-09-16 08:59:19 AM  
1 votes:

Tommy Moo: You are a bunch of child molesting f*cks and I'll call you that to your faces.type that ragefully into the internets while hiding behind a pseudonym.

 

FTFY.
2012-09-16 08:41:27 AM  
1 votes:
Am I the only person amazed there WASN'T a consent form BEFORE this happened?
2012-09-16 08:20:56 AM  
1 votes:
So, it's not acceptable UNLESS you cut the kids junk with a knife first.


What a country.
2012-09-16 08:04:54 AM  
1 votes:
I don't get all the rage about this. I mean, if the guy's just cut off the top of the little guy's dick, a beej is the least the guy can do.

/yeah, yeah, aisle seat, smoking.
//this thread as already gone full retard anyway
///probably time for the potato pics
2012-09-16 06:59:57 AM  
1 votes:
Informed consent (the forms and paperwork, not the actual process) is such a sham anyway it's little wonder they've been forgoing it for so long.
2012-09-16 06:59:22 AM  
1 votes:

mjg: Circumcision = genital mutilation

/no matter what cultural or religious background its based in.


I've been told my mutilation is hot.
2012-09-16 06:55:07 AM  
1 votes:

Relatively Obscure: Tatsuma: Nothing like a little anti-semitism* to start the Jewish New Year

So, not liking the idea of an adult putting his mouth on the penis of an infant is anti-semitic? That's what we're goin' with, here?


The herpes is God's gift...
2012-09-16 06:52:11 AM  
1 votes:

Tatsuma: Nothing like a little anti-semitism* to start the Jewish New Year


So, not liking the idea of an adult putting his mouth on the penis of an infant is anti-semitic? That's what we're goin' with, here?
2012-09-16 06:49:01 AM  
1 votes:
"Hobbies? Well, I suck the blood off baby penises..."
Rat
2012-09-16 06:42:27 AM  
1 votes:
They're making these things now, made of gauze or something, I've forgotten the name. Hmmm...they're all spongy like. Oh well.

So, here's the deal. Being Jewish and a frequent blood donor, when they ask if I've ever had 'contact' with someone of the same sex, what do I answer now?

Oy vey.
2012-09-16 06:35:42 AM  
1 votes:
He's baaaack...
2012-09-16 06:32:45 AM  
1 votes:
So if it works for mohels can NAMBLA members have parents sign the same form before they do the same thing? I mean if mohels get to kill babies with AIDS or herpes I'm pretty sure the child molesters would want in on that action.
2012-09-16 06:32:13 AM  
1 votes:

Tatsuma: Bomb Head Mohammed: I'm not an antisemite, but your preemptive charges of antisemitism might change my mind.

Here's a newsflash: if someone mentioning that a thread like this will be a magnet for anti-semites is something that makes you say 'That might just be enough to turn me into one!'.... well you probably were in the first place.


Here's a newsflash: if someone starts claiming antisemitism when none exists, they just might be full of shiat and part of the problem.
2012-09-16 06:26:16 AM  
1 votes:

Tatsuma: Nothing like a little anti-semitism* to start the Jewish New Year


You must see antisemitism EVERYWHERE.

Is it hard to walk with that chip on your shoulder?
2012-09-16 02:22:21 AM  
1 votes:
Jesus.

/wait
 
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