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(FYI BeHealthy)   New York City's Jewish ritual circumcisers who use their mouths to draw away blood from the wound on a baby's penis must now get the parents to sign a consent form   (fyibehealthy.com) divider line 27
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2012-09-16 06:20:35 AM  
7 votes:
That consent form should be admissible in court as a written confession to child abuse.
2012-09-16 06:37:37 AM  
6 votes:

Tatsuma: Bomb Head Mohammed: I'm not an antisemite, but your preemptive charges of antisemitism might change my mind.

Here's a newsflash: if someone mentioning that a thread like this will be a magnet for anti-semites is something that makes you say 'That might just be enough to turn me into one!'.... well you probably were in the first place.


It's not antisemitism, it's just "Ugh, that's disgusting, quit doing it."

What a disgusting practice, regardless of whatever "religion" says it's okay. Flipping ridiculous, archaic, and just absolutely nose-wrinkling and nauseatingly disgusting.

Religion is stupid, this is an example.

Again, disgusting, gross and nauseating.
2012-09-16 06:33:08 AM  
5 votes:

Tatsuma: Nothing like a little anti-semitism* to start the Jewish New Year


If thinking that killing a baby by infecting it with herpes by sucking blood of its cock with your mouth after mutilating it is wrong, I don't want to be right.
2012-09-16 09:01:56 AM  
3 votes:
Amazing how those of us who don't drink the religion Kool-Aid are often told when we express disgust and this kind of shiat two things: a.) most people in religion don't believe in X--so don't be judgmental when crazy religious person does offensive/creepy/deadly thing, and b.) we need to have respect for other peoples' beliefs.

I'm all about respecting peoples' beliefs when their beliefs don't directly affect other people. Crazy Buddhist monks who set themselves on fire? That's fine so far as it doesn't affect others. Creepy child molesting priests on the other hand, can't respect religion when that happens. Cock-sucking mohels? Can't respect that, either. And don't even get me started on Muslims blowing shiat up and killing ambassadors because they don't like a shiatty movie produced by some other crazy religious person.

In shorter language, I'm saying, religion is generally bad for humanity.
2012-09-16 07:31:19 AM  
3 votes:
OK... if your religion requires you to cut bits off a baby's penis and then suck on the wound, there just might be something a little creepy about your religion.
mjg
2012-09-16 06:57:12 AM  
3 votes:
Circumcision = genital mutilation

/no matter what cultural or religious background its based in.
2012-09-16 06:32:13 AM  
3 votes:

Tatsuma: Bomb Head Mohammed: I'm not an antisemite, but your preemptive charges of antisemitism might change my mind.

Here's a newsflash: if someone mentioning that a thread like this will be a magnet for anti-semites is something that makes you say 'That might just be enough to turn me into one!'.... well you probably were in the first place.


Here's a newsflash: if someone starts claiming antisemitism when none exists, they just might be full of shiat and part of the problem.
2012-09-16 06:22:57 AM  
3 votes:
Now if only we could require the child sign a consent form.
2012-09-16 09:00:33 AM  
2 votes:

SpacemanSpoof: What is this I don't even...

How does such a tradition even get started? I'm no Jew, but I have read through the books of Law (Leviticus, Deuteronomy, etc.) in the Bible. I don't recall any baby BJs, but I think there was a prohibition or two against consumption of blood.


Things like this start from things that make sense (at the time), and eventually that reason gets lost. If pork is undercooked, people get sick - so, ban pork. (Islam has the same ban, probably for the same original reason).

Some people are allergic to shellfish, so ban shellfish.

Survival ages ago depended on having a bigger army than your enemy, so anything that promoted a growing population was encouraged, anything that took away from making more babies was discouraged (see Onan).

That whole right hand/left hand thing.


Now that we understand what makes people sick, how to keep clean and practice good personal hygiene, and we don't need lots of soldiers to survive, we don't need those laws anymore, because we have science and common sense. Tradition causes people to ignore both.
2012-09-16 07:04:21 AM  
2 votes:
I, the undersigned, __________________ do agree to have a man suck on my baby boy's penis after he mutilates it with a knife.

/Wow, kinda looks wrong in type doesn't it?
2012-09-16 06:52:11 AM  
2 votes:

Tatsuma: Nothing like a little anti-semitism* to start the Jewish New Year


So, not liking the idea of an adult putting his mouth on the penis of an infant is anti-semitic? That's what we're goin' with, here?
2012-09-16 06:32:45 AM  
2 votes:
So if it works for mohels can NAMBLA members have parents sign the same form before they do the same thing? I mean if mohels get to kill babies with AIDS or herpes I'm pretty sure the child molesters would want in on that action.
2012-09-16 06:26:12 AM  
2 votes:
Tatsuma: Nothing like a little anti-semitism* to start the Jewish New Year
Shana tova, and ketiva v'chatima tova to all Jewish farkers
*in this thread, that is, said consent form is perfectly fine

I'm not an antisemite, but your preemptive charges of antisemitism might change my mind.
2012-09-16 03:50:19 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes The Cynic: Tommy Moo: Not far enough. It needs to be banned. I don't give a flying fark if your religion commands you to give oral sex to a newborn. Eat shiat and die, orthodox Jews. You are a bunch of child molesting f*cks and I'll call you that to your faces.

Well, you must be the edgiest 14 year old out there.

Protip; if you read anything sexual into this, there is something wrong with the way you think.


Sucking the blood from a baby's freshly cut penis is simply obviously sick and perverted, regardless of whether or not there is a sexual motivation behind it. The practitioners simply can't see it because religion.
2012-09-16 10:13:57 AM  
1 votes:
I'm already circumcised and I'm in between girlfriends right now. Can I get a rabbi to just jerk me off?
2012-09-16 09:42:52 AM  
1 votes:
Do you still need to fill out the consent form if you're paying the mohel for a half and half?
2012-09-16 08:59:21 AM  
1 votes:

Tatsuma: Nothing like a little anti-semitism* to start the Jewish New Year


Shana tova, and ketiva v'chatima tova to all Jewish farkers



*in this thread, that is, said consent form is perfectly fine


I don't give a fark what ethnicity someone is. Criticizing a group of people for engaging in an abhorrent practice is not bigotry.
2012-09-16 08:48:23 AM  
1 votes:
What is this I don't even...

How does such a tradition even get started? I'm no Jew, but I have read through the books of Law (Leviticus, Deuteronomy, etc.) in the Bible. I don't recall any baby BJs, but I think there was a prohibition or two against consumption of blood.
2012-09-16 07:55:09 AM  
1 votes:
As a Jew I'm just going to point out that most circumcisions don't involve this.

/crazy people exist in all religions
2012-09-16 07:51:32 AM  
1 votes:
Hold my beer and watch this...

Hey Tats, how come you never cry "anitsemite" when someone insults an arab? Arabs are Semitic people too.

*runs*
2012-09-16 07:32:09 AM  
1 votes:
Is religion silly or what??
2012-09-16 07:27:54 AM  
1 votes:
farking Tats crying foul before anyone even said anything. What a total farking douche.
2012-09-16 07:25:48 AM  
1 votes:
Tradition, in general, shows how supid the human race really is. If there's ever something you're doing just because it's tradition, that should be reason to consider not doing it.
2012-09-16 07:21:28 AM  
1 votes:
I don't get why this is not considering child molesting, but when you suck a baby's c**k without cutting it first, people get all up in your grill about it, and won't let you babysit anymore.

Seriously, though, why is it not a crime? Is it really enough to say "G-d wants this"?
2012-09-16 06:59:22 AM  
1 votes:

mjg: Circumcision = genital mutilation

/no matter what cultural or religious background its based in.


I've been told my mutilation is hot.
2012-09-16 06:26:16 AM  
1 votes:

Tatsuma: Nothing like a little anti-semitism* to start the Jewish New Year


You must see antisemitism EVERYWHERE.

Is it hard to walk with that chip on your shoulder?
2012-09-16 02:12:59 AM  
1 votes:
Culprit seen driving away in this:

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