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(FYI BeHealthy)   New York City's Jewish ritual circumcisers who use their mouths to draw away blood from the wound on a baby's penis must now get the parents to sign a consent form   (fyibehealthy.com) divider line 118
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2012-09-16 08:06:03 AM

StoPPeRmobile: seek3r: As a Jew I'm just going to point out that most circumcisions don't involve this.

/crazy people exist in all religions

Moderates foster an environment benificial to crazy.


Hmm?

/I condemn the practice the article talks as do quite a lot of Jews if you're somehow implying I don't
//don't think moderate means what you think it means
 
2012-09-16 08:12:10 AM

Mugato: StoPPeRmobile: Moderates foster an environment benificial to crazy.

Someone want to translate that?


Somehow moderates are supposed to interject them into every event where some zealot does something crazy, or otherwise we are complicit in the craziness.

If you are a Christian and you don't stalk the Westboro Baptist Church and Terry Jones and drown out their hateful bullshiat, you're just as bad as they are.

If you are a Muslim and you don't stop al Qaeda from bombing marketplaces, you are a terrorist.

If you are Jewish and don't stop the gross mohels from sucking little boys' dicks, you're a pedophile.

It's just a lazy way of getting around the inconvenient fact that most religious people are not lunatics.
 
2012-09-16 08:20:56 AM
So, it's not acceptable UNLESS you cut the kids junk with a knife first.


What a country.
 
2012-09-16 08:32:54 AM

Tatsuma: Nothing like a little anti-semitism* to start the Jewish New Year


Shana tova, and ketiva v'chatima tova to all Jewish farkers



*in this thread, that is, said consent form is perfectly fine


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2012-09-16 08:41:27 AM
Am I the only person amazed there WASN'T a consent form BEFORE this happened?
 
2012-09-16 08:45:28 AM
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WTF!!!!?

 
2012-09-16 08:45:41 AM
 
2012-09-16 08:48:23 AM
What is this I don't even...

How does such a tradition even get started? I'm no Jew, but I have read through the books of Law (Leviticus, Deuteronomy, etc.) in the Bible. I don't recall any baby BJs, but I think there was a prohibition or two against consumption of blood.
 
2012-09-16 08:49:40 AM
Hey... I thought that it was against the law to give a kid a lickin these days?
 
2012-09-16 08:57:03 AM
Not far enough. It needs to be banned. I don't give a flying fark if your religion commands you to give oral sex to a newborn. Eat shiat and die, orthodox Jews. You are a bunch of child molesting f*cks and I'll call you that to your faces.
 
2012-09-16 08:59:19 AM

Tommy Moo: You are a bunch of child molesting f*cks and I'll call you that to your faces.type that ragefully into the internets while hiding behind a pseudonym.

 

FTFY.
 
2012-09-16 08:59:21 AM

Tatsuma: Nothing like a little anti-semitism* to start the Jewish New Year


Shana tova, and ketiva v'chatima tova to all Jewish farkers



*in this thread, that is, said consent form is perfectly fine


I don't give a fark what ethnicity someone is. Criticizing a group of people for engaging in an abhorrent practice is not bigotry.
 
2012-09-16 09:00:33 AM

SpacemanSpoof: What is this I don't even...

How does such a tradition even get started? I'm no Jew, but I have read through the books of Law (Leviticus, Deuteronomy, etc.) in the Bible. I don't recall any baby BJs, but I think there was a prohibition or two against consumption of blood.


Things like this start from things that make sense (at the time), and eventually that reason gets lost. If pork is undercooked, people get sick - so, ban pork. (Islam has the same ban, probably for the same original reason).

Some people are allergic to shellfish, so ban shellfish.

Survival ages ago depended on having a bigger army than your enemy, so anything that promoted a growing population was encouraged, anything that took away from making more babies was discouraged (see Onan).

That whole right hand/left hand thing.


Now that we understand what makes people sick, how to keep clean and practice good personal hygiene, and we don't need lots of soldiers to survive, we don't need those laws anymore, because we have science and common sense. Tradition causes people to ignore both.
 
2012-09-16 09:01:56 AM
Amazing how those of us who don't drink the religion Kool-Aid are often told when we express disgust and this kind of shiat two things: a.) most people in religion don't believe in X--so don't be judgmental when crazy religious person does offensive/creepy/deadly thing, and b.) we need to have respect for other peoples' beliefs.

I'm all about respecting peoples' beliefs when their beliefs don't directly affect other people. Crazy Buddhist monks who set themselves on fire? That's fine so far as it doesn't affect others. Creepy child molesting priests on the other hand, can't respect religion when that happens. Cock-sucking mohels? Can't respect that, either. And don't even get me started on Muslims blowing shiat up and killing ambassadors because they don't like a shiatty movie produced by some other crazy religious person.

In shorter language, I'm saying, religion is generally bad for humanity.
 
2012-09-16 09:03:43 AM

indylaw: Tommy Moo: You are a bunch of child molesting f*cks and I'll call you that to your faces.type that ragefully into the internets while hiding behind a pseudonym. 

FTFY.


What do you want me to say? This is a website, moron. All we have here is to post. You want to know my real name? You want to drive to my house?
 
2012-09-16 09:08:59 AM

Mugato: StoPPeRmobile: Moderates foster an environment benificial to crazy.

Someone want to translate that?


It's an argument that I think started with Sam Harris. You could google moderate religion and Sam Harris and find something more in depth.

In the most basic sense, it's the idea that faith, believing something is true without evidence, is the core problem with extremists yet moderates share that trait. Moderates and extremists have the some core principles and only differ in the extent of their belief. If you validate the faith of the moderate then you validate the faith of the extremist. How can you separate the faith that prayer works or Jesus was the son of God from the faith that gays are an abomination? The moderate and the extremist are both using faith and the Bible to justify their claims.
 
2012-09-16 09:10:30 AM
I'm not a Torah scholar but I have my doubts that this practice is in there.
This is just plain wrong.
Hopefully no one signs the consent form.
 
2012-09-16 09:11:44 AM

Tommy Moo: indylaw: Tommy Moo: You are a bunch of child molesting f*cks and I'll call you that to your faces.type that ragefully into the internets while hiding behind a pseudonym. 

FTFY.

What do you want me to say? This is a website, moron. All we have here is to post. You want to know my real name? You want to drive to my house?


Uh-oh, it's mad.

Why bother saying "Yeah, I'm sayin' it to your FACE!" if you're on a website? (,moron).
 
2012-09-16 09:22:49 AM

indylaw: Tommy Moo: indylaw: Tommy Moo: You are a bunch of child molesting f*cks and I'll call you that to your faces.type that ragefully into the internets while hiding behind a pseudonym. 

FTFY.

What do you want me to say? This is a website, moron. All we have here is to post. You want to know my real name? You want to drive to my house?

Uh-oh, it's mad.

Why bother saying "Yeah, I'm sayin' it to your FACE!" if you're on a website? (,moron).


Well my friends know me as the guy who unapologetically argues the same things in real life. Guess you'll have to take my word for it.
 
2012-09-16 09:38:36 AM

Tatsuma: Nothing like a little anti-semitism* to start the Jewish New Year


Shana tova, and ketiva v'chatima tova to all Jewish farkers



*in this thread, that is, said consent form is perfectly fine




Don't you people have your own country where you can practice ritual genital mutilation and child abuse?
 
2012-09-16 09:42:52 AM
Do you still need to fill out the consent form if you're paying the mohel for a half and half?
 
2012-09-16 09:56:44 AM
That is so gross and so barbaric. Just because something is a tradition does not make it right.
 
2012-09-16 09:59:12 AM
I wonder how it affects the boys when they are old enough to know that a mohel sucked blood off their dicks. I would think it is a very strange feeling and would affect their thoughts, especially when puberty hits. Poor kid wakes up with morning wood and knows an old guy once sucked what he's about to rub off.
 
2012-09-16 10:00:44 AM

ShannonKW: Well, this thread certainly wasted no time deciding which was to go.


This way?

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2012-09-16 10:11:41 AM

Tatsuma: Nothing like a little anti-semitism* to start the Jewish New Year


Shana tova, and ketiva v'chatima tova to all Jewish farkers



*in this thread, that is, said consent form is perfectly fine


Wasn't aware parents consenting to ritual scarification and a side of pedo touching was anti semitism. More like some obscure religious tradition (obscure outside of its own circles) is now being shown in a modern light. And can't stand up to a modern scrutiny unless you make excuses for it.
 
2012-09-16 10:13:57 AM
I'm already circumcised and I'm in between girlfriends right now. Can I get a rabbi to just jerk me off?
 
2012-09-16 10:28:14 AM
Proposal: We all consent to Tatsuma getting his johnson sliced by some guy he doesn't know, who will then suck up the blood directly with his mouth.
 
2012-09-16 10:32:40 AM
let's hear it for following a bronze-age cult in the 21st century!
 
2012-09-16 10:36:24 AM
Penis... wound... (shudder)
 
2012-09-16 10:37:07 AM

Mugato: I'm already circumcised and I'm in between girlfriends right now. Can I get a rabbi to just jerk me off?


I was thinking of converting.

/what's white and crawls up your leg?
//Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice
 
2012-09-16 10:38:44 AM
Does one tip a mohel? 20% standard?
 
2012-09-16 10:44:38 AM

djkutch: Does one tip a mohel? 20% standard?


I see what you did there....
 
2012-09-16 10:47:26 AM

mediablitz: Tatsuma: Bomb Head Mohammed: I'm not an antisemite, but your preemptive charges of antisemitism might change my mind.

Here's a newsflash: if someone mentioning that a thread like this will be a magnet for anti-semites is something that makes you say 'That might just be enough to turn me into one!'.... well you probably were in the first place.

Here's a newsflash: if someone starts claiming antisemitism when none exists, they just might be full of shiat and part of the problem.


Does the same go for calling people racists? I have always thought throwing around the word too much actually makes the problem worse.
 
2012-09-16 10:52:20 AM

FlashHarry: let's hear it for following a bronze-age cult in the 21st century!


And then justifying it by wrapping it up in global politics.

Seriously, without the rest of the Jewish nation justifying these guys, they'd be on the news like Jeffords or Koresh.
 
2012-09-16 10:54:46 AM

djkutch: Does one tip a mohel? 20% standard?


Come on, you know those people don't tip.

...babies that is, because they don't have the mental faculties to calculate a gratuity.
 
2012-09-16 10:58:40 AM

Mugato: ...babies that is, because they don't have the mental faculties to calculate a gratuity.


Hell, I only know a handful of adults who could calculate a gratuity with a rabbi's mouth connected to their freshly mutilated penis.
 
2012-09-16 11:33:07 AM

Mugato: djkutch: Does one tip a mohel? 20% standard?

Come on, you know those people don't tip.

...babies that is, because they don't have the mental faculties acuity to calculate a gratuity.


FTFY. More Gilbert and Sullivanish.
 
2012-09-16 11:39:48 AM

gerbilpox: I don't get why this is not considering child molesting, but when you suck a baby's c**k without cutting it first, people get all up in your grill about it, and won't let you babysit anymore.

Seriously, though, why is it not a crime? Is it really enough to say "G-d wants this"?


cut it first = you're doing it for medical reasons, not sick child raping fantasie
 
2012-09-16 12:16:31 PM

Bomb Head Mohammed: Tatsuma: Bomb Head Mohammed: I'm not an antisemite, but your preemptive charges of antisemitism might change my mind.

Here's a newsflash: if someone mentioning that a thread like this will be a magnet for anti-semites is something that makes you say 'That might just be enough to turn me into one!'.... well you probably were in the first place.

Just. Wow.


Recursive derp is recursive.
 
2012-09-16 12:21:56 PM
Wow, thread broken reich from the start. I did nazi that coming.
 
2012-09-16 12:23:40 PM

mediablitz: I've been told my mutilation is hot.


You should try foot binding.
 
2012-09-16 01:17:38 PM

mediablitz: my mutilation


I'm getting my infant daughter some breast implants for the same reason.
 
2012-09-16 01:23:00 PM

SpacemanSpoof: What is this I don't even...

How does such a tradition even get started? I'm no Jew, but I have read through the books of Law (Leviticus, Deuteronomy, etc.) in the Bible. I don't recall any baby BJs, but I think there was a prohibition or two against consumption of blood.


Way back when, it was about their lack of knowledge of diseases. They knew that clearing the blood would reduce the chance of death, but had no idea why.

Now we have gauze and sponges and bandages and suction tubes, so the point of the procedure is absolutely lost. We also know how disgustingly disease-ridden our own saliva is. It's horrifying anyone still does this. But that's religious tradition. :-\
 
2012-09-16 03:10:47 PM
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2012-09-16 03:27:32 PM

Tommy Moo: Not far enough. It needs to be banned. I don't give a flying fark if your religion commands you to give oral sex to a newborn. Eat shiat and die, orthodox Jews. You are a bunch of child molesting f*cks and I'll call you that to your faces.


Well, you must be the edgiest 14 year old out there.

Protip; if you read anything sexual into this, there is something wrong with the way you think.
 
2012-09-16 03:50:19 PM

Diogenes The Cynic: Tommy Moo: Not far enough. It needs to be banned. I don't give a flying fark if your religion commands you to give oral sex to a newborn. Eat shiat and die, orthodox Jews. You are a bunch of child molesting f*cks and I'll call you that to your faces.

Well, you must be the edgiest 14 year old out there.

Protip; if you read anything sexual into this, there is something wrong with the way you think.


Sucking the blood from a baby's freshly cut penis is simply obviously sick and perverted, regardless of whether or not there is a sexual motivation behind it. The practitioners simply can't see it because religion.
 
2012-09-16 03:55:33 PM

Unsung_Hero: Diogenes The Cynic: Tommy Moo: Not far enough. It needs to be banned. I don't give a flying fark if your religion commands you to give oral sex to a newborn. Eat shiat and die, orthodox Jews. You are a bunch of child molesting f*cks and I'll call you that to your faces.

Well, you must be the edgiest 14 year old out there.

Protip; if you read anything sexual into this, there is something wrong with the way you think.

Sucking the blood from a baby's freshly cut penis is simply obviously sick and perverted, regardless of whether or not there is a sexual motivation behind it. The practitioners simply can't see it because religion.


Would it be perverted if blood was sucked from a baby's knee?
 
2012-09-16 04:22:41 PM

mike_d85: Am I the only person amazed there WASN'T a consent form BEFORE this happened?


Probably, yeah. A consent form is nothing more than a legal document that states you're knowingly allowing this to happen. All it does is prevent you from claiming later through a lawsuit that it was done without your permission.

Bureaucratic stuff like this is pretty much a waste of time when you've got an implied understanding in a religious ritual. If people feel it's their duty to go through with it, they're not going to care about the risks.
 
2012-09-16 04:58:51 PM

Tatsuma: Bomb Head Mohammed: I'm not an antisemite, but your preemptive charges of antisemitism might change my mind.

Here's a newsflash: if someone mentioning that a thread like this will be a magnet for anti-semites is something that makes you say 'That might just be enough to turn me into one!'.... well you probably were in the first place.


Damn, welcome back Tats, where've you been?
 
2012-09-16 07:15:25 PM
Oh, for fark's sake. We've gone over this before.

Instead of catering to the nutjob fringe, New York civil authorities everywhere should just outright ban that practice.

It simply isn't kosher to unnecessarily endanger the life and health of an infant, especially since there are kosher alternatives that don't involve infant cork-soaking.

/G'mar khatima tova.
 
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