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(FYI BeHealthy)   New York City's Jewish ritual circumcisers who use their mouths to draw away blood from the wound on a baby's penis must now get the parents to sign a consent form   (fyibehealthy.com) divider line 118
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2012-09-16 02:05:02 AM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-16 02:12:59 AM
Culprit seen driving away in this:

v023o.popscreen.com
 
2012-09-16 02:22:21 AM
Jesus.

/wait
 
2012-09-16 02:35:21 AM
Oy Ghey!
 
2012-09-16 02:52:16 AM
And you can only suck 16 ounces at a time
 
2012-09-16 03:03:41 AM

LobsterSausage: Culprit seen driving away in this:


Well played. Plus eleventy.
damn that makes me feel old though.
 
2012-09-16 03:11:48 AM
Catholic priests seen scribbling notes.

/dnrtfa
 
2012-09-16 04:49:33 AM
tmi
 
2012-09-16 06:20:35 AM
That consent form should be admissible in court as a written confession to child abuse.
 
2012-09-16 06:22:49 AM
Nothing like a little anti-semitism* to start the Jewish New Year


Shana tova, and ketiva v'chatima tova to all Jewish farkers



*in this thread, that is, said consent form is perfectly fine
 
2012-09-16 06:22:57 AM
Now if only we could require the child sign a consent form.
 
2012-09-16 06:26:12 AM
Tatsuma: Nothing like a little anti-semitism* to start the Jewish New Year
Shana tova, and ketiva v'chatima tova to all Jewish farkers
*in this thread, that is, said consent form is perfectly fine

I'm not an antisemite, but your preemptive charges of antisemitism might change my mind.
 
2012-09-16 06:26:16 AM

Tatsuma: Nothing like a little anti-semitism* to start the Jewish New Year


You must see antisemitism EVERYWHERE.

Is it hard to walk with that chip on your shoulder?
 
2012-09-16 06:28:11 AM

Bomb Head Mohammed: I'm not an antisemite, but your preemptive charges of antisemitism might change my mind.


Here's a newsflash: if someone mentioning that a thread like this will be a magnet for anti-semites is something that makes you say 'That might just be enough to turn me into one!'.... well you probably were in the first place.
 
2012-09-16 06:32:13 AM

Tatsuma: Bomb Head Mohammed: I'm not an antisemite, but your preemptive charges of antisemitism might change my mind.

Here's a newsflash: if someone mentioning that a thread like this will be a magnet for anti-semites is something that makes you say 'That might just be enough to turn me into one!'.... well you probably were in the first place.


Here's a newsflash: if someone starts claiming antisemitism when none exists, they just might be full of shiat and part of the problem.
 
2012-09-16 06:32:45 AM
So if it works for mohels can NAMBLA members have parents sign the same form before they do the same thing? I mean if mohels get to kill babies with AIDS or herpes I'm pretty sure the child molesters would want in on that action.
 
2012-09-16 06:33:08 AM

Tatsuma: Nothing like a little anti-semitism* to start the Jewish New Year


If thinking that killing a baby by infecting it with herpes by sucking blood of its cock with your mouth after mutilating it is wrong, I don't want to be right.
 
2012-09-16 06:34:11 AM
Tatsuma: Bomb Head Mohammed: I'm not an antisemite, but your preemptive charges of antisemitism might change my mind.

Here's a newsflash: if someone mentioning that a thread like this will be a magnet for anti-semites is something that makes you say 'That might just be enough to turn me into one!'.... well you probably were in the first place.

Just. Wow.
 
2012-09-16 06:35:36 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-16 06:35:42 AM
He's baaaack...
 
2012-09-16 06:36:58 AM

Bomb Head Mohammed: Tatsuma: Bomb Head Mohammed: I'm not an antisemite, but your preemptive charges of antisemitism might change my mind.

Here's a newsflash: if someone mentioning that a thread like this will be a magnet for anti-semites is something that makes you say 'That might just be enough to turn me into one!'.... well you probably were in the first place.

Just. Wow.


It is pretty farking sad, isn't it? I'd hate to go through life with his issues.
 
2012-09-16 06:37:37 AM

Tatsuma: Bomb Head Mohammed: I'm not an antisemite, but your preemptive charges of antisemitism might change my mind.

Here's a newsflash: if someone mentioning that a thread like this will be a magnet for anti-semites is something that makes you say 'That might just be enough to turn me into one!'.... well you probably were in the first place.


It's not antisemitism, it's just "Ugh, that's disgusting, quit doing it."

What a disgusting practice, regardless of whatever "religion" says it's okay. Flipping ridiculous, archaic, and just absolutely nose-wrinkling and nauseatingly disgusting.

Religion is stupid, this is an example.

Again, disgusting, gross and nauseating.
 
Rat
2012-09-16 06:42:27 AM
They're making these things now, made of gauze or something, I've forgotten the name. Hmmm...they're all spongy like. Oh well.

So, here's the deal. Being Jewish and a frequent blood donor, when they ask if I've ever had 'contact' with someone of the same sex, what do I answer now?

Oy vey.
 
2012-09-16 06:43:37 AM
Well, this thread certainly wasted no time deciding which was to go.
 
2012-09-16 06:48:42 AM
Many just use sterile tubes to collect the blood these days.

New York is doing this because a baby died from herpes it contracted from a Rabbis mouth, and a large number were infected... damn dirty rabbi!
 
2012-09-16 06:49:01 AM
"Hobbies? Well, I suck the blood off baby penises..."
 
2012-09-16 06:52:11 AM

Tatsuma: Nothing like a little anti-semitism* to start the Jewish New Year


So, not liking the idea of an adult putting his mouth on the penis of an infant is anti-semitic? That's what we're goin' with, here?
 
2012-09-16 06:55:07 AM

Relatively Obscure: Tatsuma: Nothing like a little anti-semitism* to start the Jewish New Year

So, not liking the idea of an adult putting his mouth on the penis of an infant is anti-semitic? That's what we're goin' with, here?


The herpes is God's gift...
 
mjg
2012-09-16 06:57:12 AM
Circumcision = genital mutilation

/no matter what cultural or religious background its based in.
 
2012-09-16 06:59:22 AM

mjg: Circumcision = genital mutilation

/no matter what cultural or religious background its based in.


I've been told my mutilation is hot.
 
2012-09-16 06:59:57 AM
Informed consent (the forms and paperwork, not the actual process) is such a sham anyway it's little wonder they've been forgoing it for so long.
 
2012-09-16 07:04:21 AM
I, the undersigned, __________________ do agree to have a man suck on my baby boy's penis after he mutilates it with a knife.

/Wow, kinda looks wrong in type doesn't it?
 
2012-09-16 07:21:28 AM
I don't get why this is not considering child molesting, but when you suck a baby's c**k without cutting it first, people get all up in your grill about it, and won't let you babysit anymore.

Seriously, though, why is it not a crime? Is it really enough to say "G-d wants this"?
 
2012-09-16 07:25:48 AM
Tradition, in general, shows how supid the human race really is. If there's ever something you're doing just because it's tradition, that should be reason to consider not doing it.
 
2012-09-16 07:27:54 AM
farking Tats crying foul before anyone even said anything. What a total farking douche.
 
2012-09-16 07:31:19 AM
OK... if your religion requires you to cut bits off a baby's penis and then suck on the wound, there just might be something a little creepy about your religion.
 
2012-09-16 07:32:09 AM
Is religion silly or what??
 
2012-09-16 07:49:00 AM

Tatsuma: Nothing like a little anti-semitism* to start the Jewish New Year


Shana tova, and ketiva v'chatima tova to all Jewish farkers



*in this thread, that is, said consent form is perfectly fine


weknowmemes.com
 
2012-09-16 07:50:14 AM

fusillade762: Is religion silly or what??


Yes religion is silly. Post a picture Of Mohammad and you get killed. LOL
 
2012-09-16 07:51:32 AM
Hold my beer and watch this...

Hey Tats, how come you never cry "anitsemite" when someone insults an arab? Arabs are Semitic people too.

*runs*
 
2012-09-16 07:54:47 AM
Couldn't you, I don't know, use a pipet or something? It doesn't take the wisdom of Rambam to know that the alternative is unsanitary and pedo-ish.
 
2012-09-16 07:55:09 AM
As a Jew I'm just going to point out that most circumcisions don't involve this.

/crazy people exist in all religions
 
2012-09-16 07:55:11 AM

alienated: LobsterSausage: Culprit seen driving away in this:

Well played. Plus eleventy.
damn that makes me feel old though.


Worse yet - I saw it the first time it aired.

....and a parody of the Lincoln Town Car commercial where a very Orthodox-looking guy cut a diamond in the back of the car on a bumpy road.
 
2012-09-16 07:56:26 AM

seek3r: As a Jew I'm just going to point out that most circumcisions don't involve this.

/crazy people exist in all religions


Moderates foster an environment benificial to crazy.
 
2012-09-16 07:58:52 AM

fusillade762: Is religion silly or what??


As silly as singing the same refrain in every thread about Christians, Muslims or Jews?
 
2012-09-16 07:59:49 AM
kokomo61 ~

Thanks for the link.
 
2012-09-16 08:01:24 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Moderates foster an environment benificial to crazy.


Someone want to translate that?
 
2012-09-16 08:04:54 AM
I don't get all the rage about this. I mean, if the guy's just cut off the top of the little guy's dick, a beej is the least the guy can do.

/yeah, yeah, aisle seat, smoking.
//this thread as already gone full retard anyway
///probably time for the potato pics
 
2012-09-16 08:05:58 AM

Mugato: StoPPeRmobile: Moderates foster an environment benificial to crazy.

Someone want to translate that?


yo homie down straight an low make for loco!!!
 
2012-09-16 08:06:01 AM

indylaw: fusillade762: Is religion silly or what??

As silly as singing the same refrain in every thread about Christians, Muslims or Jews?


Aleprechaunism is a religeon.
 
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