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(Daily Mail)   Here's some photos of beauty pageant contestants of the 1920s and 1930s. Eh, you'd probably slip most of these broads your Roscoe, unless you're some kind of three letter man   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 134
    More: Interesting, Smile for the Camera, Vanessa Williams, beauty contests, Red Arrows, Miss America  
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2012-09-16 01:58:44 AM  
A roscoe is a gun, you moran.
 
2012-09-16 02:02:48 AM  

dj_bigbird: A roscoe is a gun, you moran.


Hence all these members of the National Rifle Association:
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-09-16 02:25:37 AM  

dj_bigbird: A roscoe is a gun, you moran.


Yes, names for guns have NEVER been used as euphemisms for penises!
 
2012-09-16 02:39:02 AM  
Venice Boardwalk 1941... no medical marijuana
 
2012-09-16 03:02:09 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Yes, names for guns have NEVER been used as euphemisms for penises!


Sir, the weapon's name is Charlene, sir!
 
2012-09-16 08:17:43 AM  
buncha fatties
 
2012-09-16 08:18:52 AM  
Wow, chicks were real dogs back then.
 
2012-09-16 08:29:30 AM  
Dames. Ya seen one, ya seen em all.
Except Miss America of National Defense 1934. She has no pupils and cruel mouth.

/giggity
 
2012-09-16 08:54:48 AM  

dj_bigbird: A roscoe is a gun


single-shot, too. at least at my age, most days.
 
2012-09-16 09:06:32 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Yes, please.
 
2012-09-16 09:09:53 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk 

check out the bazongas on that broad in the cop hat
 
2012-09-16 09:11:15 AM  
If this is the pageant-worthy, what did the general population look like? We must have been a pretty farkin' fugly country in the 20's and 30's.
 
2012-09-16 09:12:44 AM  
Second from the left seems a bit... peculiar. Derpy even.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-09-16 09:14:03 AM  
Not enough hormones in the meat yet. Big ol biddies.
 
2012-09-16 09:15:07 AM  
If any of these women are still alive, they'd be over ninety. No thanks, subby.
 
2012-09-16 09:16:17 AM  
I am quivering in fear at the thought of what those bushes must have looked like.
 
2012-09-16 09:17:39 AM  
This is exactly why they repealed prohibition. Without booze none of these chicks would see any action.
 
2012-09-16 09:17:55 AM  

Macular Degenerate: If this is the pageant-worthy, what did the general population look like? We must have been a pretty farkin' fugly country in the 20's and 30's.


I've wondered that too. Actually I think most women are just as plain looking as back then but we have better make-up now.
 
2012-09-16 09:18:13 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Send the one in front to my bunk please
 
2012-09-16 09:18:26 AM  
Come on Flash! We're in hot pursuit!

/Kew Kew Kew
 
2012-09-16 09:19:29 AM  
I am quivering in fear with excitement at the thought of what those bushes must have looked like.

FTFY
 
2012-09-16 09:21:10 AM  

Macular Degenerate: If this is the pageant-worthy, what did the general population look like? We must have been a pretty farkin' fugly country in the 20's and 30's.


I'm thinking something like this:

s9.postimage.org
 
2012-09-16 09:21:54 AM  

Mugato: Wow, chicks were real dogs back then.


This.

Even considering a lack of plastic surgery and changing ideals of beauty, this was considered top shelf?

imageshack.us
 
2012-09-16 09:22:26 AM  
Damn. And I just ran out of belt onions. Some of those grandmas were real babes. I can see how the population did just fine.
 
2012-09-16 09:23:32 AM  
Out of the last seven links greened to main, five are from the Daily Mail. Can we please stop this shiat, if I wanted to read the DM I would go read it. A little more variety would be appreciated.
/starting to feel that Fark is being slowly taken over by corporate sponsors.
 
2012-09-16 09:24:28 AM  
"Most notably, there are no African American women among the contestants."

Nor any Hispanic-American women, Asian-American women, Pacific Islander-American women...
 
2012-09-16 09:24:39 AM  
5 Daily Fail links out of 7 submissions?
 
2012-09-16 09:25:25 AM  
These pics were apparently taken before the advent of the hairbrush. Yeesh.
 
2012-09-16 09:25:54 AM  
'Slip them your Roscoe.' old school. giggity
 
2012-09-16 09:27:18 AM  

gerbilpox: Mugato: Wow, chicks were real dogs back then.

This.

Even considering a lack of plastic surgery and changing ideals of beauty, this was considered top shelf?

[imageshack.us image 325x687]


Paulette Goddard, from Modern Times. 1936.
solosocial.files.wordpress.com 

/I've got a brand new key.
 
2012-09-16 09:28:05 AM  
Eh, I'll stick with Evelyn Nesbit (the whole "getting shot in the middle of a party over her" notwithstanding).
 
2012-09-16 09:29:44 AM  

ThisSideofSteinway: Eh, I'll stick with Evelyn Nesbit (the whole "getting shot in the middle of a party over her" notwithstanding).


Not bad.

Joan Blondell. 1932.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-16 09:31:43 AM  

blackhonda: Send the one in front to my bunk please


Oookay. Here she is, but be gentle, she just had her hip replaced:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-16 09:31:47 AM  
The term "forty miles of bad road" comes to mind. That's the nicest compliment I can think of.
 
2012-09-16 09:35:08 AM  
I'll just keep saying to my self, don't look down.
 
2012-09-16 09:35:32 AM  
Wow. Just goes to show what advances in nutrition, hygiene and dentistry have done for us.

The makeup (red lips, especially) of the day is not helping these women. That must be it, right? Because I have seen pics from my own family in the early 20s-30s and the women look much better. Healthier, at least.

/and less slutty looking. Great Great Grandma didn't even own one of those whore-ish bathing dresses.
 
2012-09-16 09:35:42 AM  
Hotties were everywhere back then. They just were smart enough to stay away away from beauty pageants.

/ honey boo boo
 
2012-09-16 09:35:44 AM  

Uisce Beatha: blackhonda: Send the one in front to my bunk please

Oookay. Here she is, but be gentle, she just had her hip replaced:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 166x200]


After I'm done, she'll need another replacement!

*Ba-dum TSH!

/eww.
 
2012-09-16 09:35:57 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: dj_bigbird: A roscoe is a gun, you moran.

Yes, names for guns have NEVER been used as euphemisms for penises!


One is for fighting one is for fun.
 
2012-09-16 09:39:25 AM  

gerbilpox: Mugato: Wow, chicks were real dogs back then.

This.

Even considering a lack of plastic surgery and changing ideals of beauty, this was considered top shelf?

[imageshack.us image 325x687]


Decent women didn't participate. Only the tramps needing the attention did.

/Or something like that
 
2012-09-16 09:39:40 AM  

propasaurus: dj_bigbird: A roscoe is a gun, you moran.

Hence all these members of the National Rifle Association:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x591]


I learned about the National Recovery Administration when I saw the NRA logo in a bar filled with Depression-era art, realized that it was out of place, and googled it.
 
2012-09-16 09:40:34 AM  

MoronLessOff: gerbilpox: Mugato: Wow, chicks were real dogs back then.

This.

Even considering a lack of plastic surgery and changing ideals of beauty, this was considered top shelf?

[imageshack.us image 325x687]

Paulette Goddard, from Modern Times. 1936.
[solosocial.files.wordpress.com image 850x629] 

/I've got a brand new key.


I would like to inquire about this young lady's parentage.

/who's yer daddy
 
2012-09-16 09:40:44 AM  

abhorrent1: FirstNationalBastard: dj_bigbird: A roscoe is a gun, you moran.

Yes, names for guns have NEVER been used as euphemisms for penises!

One is for fighting one is for fun.


I call mine "The Howitzer".
 
2012-09-16 09:43:25 AM  

gerbilpox: MoronLessOff: gerbilpox: Mugato: Wow, chicks were real dogs back then.

This.

Even considering a lack of plastic surgery and changing ideals of beauty, this was considered top shelf?

[imageshack.us image 325x687]

Paulette Goddard, from Modern Times. 1936.
[solosocial.files.wordpress.com image 850x629] 

/I've got a brand new key.

I would like to inquire about this young lady's parentage.

/who's yer daddy


Here you go. Complete with additional flattering pics.
 
2012-09-16 09:45:41 AM  
Back then the term for unattractive women was 'plain.'

(Short for plain ugly.)
 
2012-09-16 09:48:51 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Last one on the left is the Dawson's Creek dude in drag...

danahentoff.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-16 09:49:04 AM  

KawaiiNot: Macular Degenerate: If this is the pageant-worthy, what did the general population look like? We must have been a pretty farkin' fugly country in the 20's and 30's.

I've wondered that too. Actually I think most women are just as plain looking as back then but we have better make-up now.


There's a beauty arms race going on.
 
2012-09-16 09:53:22 AM  

Mugato: Wow, chicks were real dogs back then.


It was the Depression.
 
2012-09-16 10:02:22 AM  

abhorrent1: FirstNationalBastard: dj_bigbird: A roscoe is a gun, you moran.

Yes, names for guns have NEVER been used as euphemisms for penises!

One is for fighting one is for fun.


moonport.org

'This thread better start shiatting me tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely, um, go somewhere else!'
 
2012-09-16 10:06:54 AM  
Apparently, this hadn't been invented yet;

www.unitedmask.com
 
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