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(Daily Mail)   Letting women 'test drive' larger breasts before getting a boob job has led to them picking even bigger implants. Of course there are pictures   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 11
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2012-09-16 08:51:38 AM  
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Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).


Tell me about it, I can't go a week without ripping yet another pair of boxers and I wrote off briefs a long long time ago. Then there's the problems with dating, ladies constantly pretend to be into me but after the one-night stand they bail back to their real boyfriend or whatever, every weekend I try and its always the same. I'd gladly go down to a even a standard 8" if it were possible, all those guys with average members are so lucky.
2012-09-16 10:02:35 AM  
2 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: TwistedFark: My wife has implants (32H). I like them quite a bit.

I've got a question about your profile. You wrote:
"4) Eleventy-two thousand kittens scream out in simultaneous terror accompanied by the sounds of untold numbers of hard drives shuttering as plugins are loaded into Photoshop."

I hate that stupid word on principle, but I know it means to turn off or shut down. Why would the hard drive shut down as plugins are loaded?


Seriously... wtf is wrong with you? I will change it to "shuddering" if that makes you feel better.... actually, no I won't. I hope it bugs you until the day you die.
2012-09-16 05:43:01 PM  
1 votes:
Using a special weighted/padded bra to assess what the implants will feel like is not accurate because there will be no way for you to tell what it will feel like to have your new breasts poked, caressed, squeezed, licked, teased, rubbed, nipple-tweaked, jizzed on, kissed, slapped, wiggled, pressed, pushed, tickled, sucked, flattened, fingered, cock-dragged, tongued, fondled, and played with...none of which can be effectively done while wearing such an apparatus.
2012-09-16 02:35:39 PM  
1 votes:

The Goat Men Are Rampaging In The Fields: I have thought about implants...or, more specifically ONE implant, but the thought of something solid and unnatural IN MY BODY terrifies me. I was had a gymnastics injury during puberty that involved a very sharp blow to one breast, and now I am drastically uneven...like, one barely C and one almost DD. Surgery of any kind seems like overkill, but the reality is that women are extremely insecure about any perceived "problems" with their breasts, and making clothing appear balanced and even sucks.

/used to joke about playing Columbia in Rocky Horror....


You get used to it, I don't even notice the one boob that I had augment (the other was a reconstruct from a radical mastectomy) I'm not going to lie, it does hurt like a motherfarker to get them done. While the pain from the reconstructed boob was obviously worse, there is a lot of pain, expense and long time for recovery associated with the remaining augment breast. At the same time, it's great to finally feel like my body is whole. There has been some disappointment associated with the leftover scaring. It is still recent so I'm hoping that within the next year more of it will fade but I have been told that some will be permanent. That is another thing you may have to consider, the bulk of my scaring and the worse of it is on the reconstructed breast, mostly because they had to dig so deep to get all of the cancer. There is minor scarring on my augment breasted and you may find you have some scarring depending on how many CC's you get. I only went up to a low C cup, you going from a C to a DD - so you might have some scarring. If it bother you, it's worth looking into, I would try to find doctors that do lot of reconstruction since they would have lot of experience make augment breast even. Another option would be to reduce your larger breast, or you don't have to do anything. If your just slight self-conscious about it there is really no reason to go though all of that expense, pain and recovery time.



As for the rest of this thread:

Trust me, if you have the stomach for it GS radical mastectomy scarring and tell me with all honesty that you could maintain an erection after I took off my shirt. I don't want to give up sex because of this, I'm 30, it's too damn young to shut down the works and become celibate. People felt the same before the surgery and cancer - most of the guys championing the itty bitty titty club usually go after the small and petite girls. A size A or B chest on them look nice and natural. When your 5'10 with a barely A cup, good luck getting guys to find you attractive outside of gay fashionista, which doesn't do me much good. Look at how many guys around here scream about skinny women having "1the body of a 12 year old boy", there is a lot of truth to fact that it is not found to be attractive. For some of us, overeating does nothing in the boob area, we just get gut. It's not say implants are always a good idea for small chested women, you have realize that a set of DD's on a 23 inch waist is going to look freaky, especially if you have no ass either. Implants need to be kept in proportion, you want something to give you a little definition but you can't fight your natural body type. So to everyone in this thread - either quick biatching about "12 year old boy" body types or accept that some women will want implant to get a what is considered to be a feminine body type. If I could have magically made my tit's grow, I would have done it years ago.

/I'm going to be flamed to a crisp for this post
//Don't care, somebody needed to say it
2012-09-16 09:59:48 AM  
1 votes:
Boob shopping was awesome. For starters, my wife and I went to alot of strip clubs and got alot of private dances to find out who the good doctors are and to see their work up close.

Then, we go in for a consultation and every girl working there is hot. They give us a book with before/after pics with all the relevent info (b cup done with tear shaped implant with 400cc..etc...) My wife picks out what set she likes the best and the smoking hot girl working with us says 'Oh! Those are mine!'. She also walked on me attempting to juggle 3 implants. I mean how many times in your life do you get the opportunity to juggle breast implants? Good times.

I was against the implants but I'm also not complaining about them. If done right, they look really good.
2012-09-16 09:51:03 AM  
1 votes:

TwistedFark: My wife has implants (32H). I like them quite a bit.


Yeah, we all enjoy them.
2012-09-16 09:35:58 AM  
1 votes:

Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).


I know. My girlfriend is always biatching about how much rope she needs to tie mine up.
2012-09-16 09:24:55 AM  
1 votes:

kvinesknows: MoronLessOff: kvinesknows: Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).

my wife is ven worse off with he 40 ggg breasts, findin anything that fits and still looks good is difficult

POIDH

wish granted


I should have favorited you long ago. Your stories always amuse.
2012-09-16 09:16:34 AM  
1 votes:

BumpInTheNight: Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).

Tell me about it, I can't go a week without ripping yet another pair of boxers and I wrote off briefs a long long time ago. Then there's the problems with dating, ladies constantly pretend to be into me but after the one-night stand they bail back to their real boyfriend or whatever, every weekend I try and its always the same. I'd gladly go down to a even a standard 8" if it were possible, all those guys with average members are so lucky.


Hahah that's easily the funniest comment I've read in a long time, congrats sir

/and to the lady, your profile is about to become very popular
2012-09-16 09:10:05 AM  
1 votes:

BumpInTheNight: Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).

Tell me about it, I can't go a week without ripping yet another pair of boxers and I wrote off briefs a long long time ago. Then there's the problems with dating, ladies constantly pretend to be into me but after the one-night stand they bail back to their real boyfriend or whatever, every weekend I try and its always the same. I'd gladly go down to a even a standard 8" if it were possible, all those guys with average members are so lucky.


Amen brother! Preach it!
I know the horrors and the lonliness it brings!

Not really
2012-09-16 08:36:20 AM  
1 votes:
I'm at work. So do yourself a favor and google Jenna Valentine.
 
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