The Goat Men Are Rampaging In The Fields: I have thought about implants...or, more specifically ONE implant, but the thought of something solid and unnatural IN MY BODY terrifies me. I was had a gymnastics injury during puberty that involved a very sharp blow to one breast, and now I am drastically uneven...like, one barely C and one almost DD. Surgery of any kind seems like overkill, but the reality is that women are extremely insecure about any perceived "problems" with their breasts, and making clothing appear balanced and even sucks./used to joke about playing Columbia in Rocky Horror....
unfarkingbelievable: Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).Wow, I am so glad I don't have your problem but I know quite a few wonderfuland vibrant women who are that size and the discomfort and back pain really do suck. That said, I am wondering if insurance covers a reduction? If not, it really, really should. You shouldn't have to live with the discomforts.Also,it appears that the bigger the fake boobs, the lower the self-esteem.
Anastacya: I have considered a reduction several times. Returning to a C-cup would be heaven; I have had to pass up many shirts that I would've liked to buy because my cleavage either (a) pulls the shirt up resulting in the shirt exposing my belly all of the time, and/or (b) the shirt binds my boobs so tightly that it hurts, and/or finally (c) in the instance of this silk shirt that I bought at a Chinese store, I stretched the seams on the side stitching and heard a few snap. It sucks; I really like the shirt and I can't wear it :(
Quantum Apostrophe: TwistedFark: My wife has implants (32H). I like them quite a bit.I've got a question about your profile. You wrote:"4) Eleventy-two thousand kittens scream out in simultaneous terror accompanied by the sounds of untold numbers of hard drives shuttering as plugins are loaded into Photoshop."I hate that stupid word on principle, but I know it means to turn off or shut down. Why would the hard drive shut down as plugins are loaded?
Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).
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