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(Daily Mail)   Letting women 'test drive' larger breasts before getting a boob job has led to them picking even bigger implants. Of course there are pictures   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 133
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2012-09-16 12:17:50 AM
Please let this be greened.
 
2012-09-16 12:33:46 AM
Yes, I guess you can use the plural of picture. There is more than one.
 
2012-09-16 12:50:46 AM
In other news, none of these women came to the obvious conclusion that they should just buy the bra...
 
2012-09-16 02:07:21 AM
TTIWWP
 
2012-09-16 03:43:40 AM

Chariset: In other news, none of these women came to the obvious conclusion that they should just buy the bra...


Wouldn't that be just like getting a temporary tattoo?
 
2012-09-16 07:17:49 AM
This is confusing. I mean, I've heard of test driving a motorboat...
 
2012-09-16 08:30:33 AM
Dumb biatches. Felling "empowered" yet?
 
2012-09-16 08:31:39 AM
This obsession women have with larger breasts, to the point that they get these enormous implants, is astounding. I mean is that what they think we really want? Some Frankenstein monster boobage?

/It is
//What's a bookmark?
 
2012-09-16 08:36:20 AM
I'm at work. So do yourself a favor and google Jenna Valentine.
 
2012-09-16 08:39:08 AM
The bigger-boobage thing looks nice but is obvious upon contact...

I dunno. It is probably like guys who stuff their pants. I don't dislike fake boobs but real ones (smaller, but real) are so much more je ne sais quoi.
 
2012-09-16 08:40:09 AM
This might actually be cool if women were not forced to keep them covered Pretty much always.
 
2012-09-16 08:41:50 AM
Meh. I just hope they pick boobs that still look like they fit her body rather than being cartoonishly huge. And that they provide pictures either way.
 
2012-09-16 08:42:36 AM
That's just udderly rediculous.
 
2012-09-16 08:43:45 AM
As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).
 
2012-09-16 08:45:08 AM

SoxSweepAgain: I don't dislike fake boobs but real ones (smaller, but real) are so much more je ne sais quoi.


Roxie Red, MFC. You will not be disappointed.
 
2012-09-16 08:45:31 AM
Small, natural boobs > fake big boobs

Of course, big, natural boobs trumps them all.
 
2012-09-16 08:45:35 AM
Meh. I'll take modest but genuine over Frankentitties any day of the seen.
 
2012-09-16 08:47:16 AM

Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).


Quick, put a counter in your profile!
 
2012-09-16 08:51:38 AM

Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).


Tell me about it, I can't go a week without ripping yet another pair of boxers and I wrote off briefs a long long time ago. Then there's the problems with dating, ladies constantly pretend to be into me but after the one-night stand they bail back to their real boyfriend or whatever, every weekend I try and its always the same. I'd gladly go down to a even a standard 8" if it were possible, all those guys with average members are so lucky.
 
2012-09-16 08:51:52 AM

Suede head: Dumb biatches. Felling "empowered" yet?


You know how we know that you've never been savagely bludgeoned by a woman wielding a huge pair of implants?

"Dual wielding" at its most effective.
 
2012-09-16 08:55:45 AM
Next, from the makers of Enzyte...
 
2012-09-16 08:57:55 AM

Serious Black: Meh. I just hope they pick boobs that still look like they fit her body rather than being cartoonishly huge. And that they provide pictures either way.


I saw a girl yesterday who had to have had implants. She was 5'8", had a slender waist (what's tiny for women? 20"?) and frame. But her breasts were as big as my head.

And is it really surprising people go a bit bigger with the bras? They get the volume and size they want, which leads to the attention and self confidence they want, with none of the actual hassles or pains of 'real' large breasts. They just snap off the bra, and don't have to try to work out, do daily things, etc.
 
2012-09-16 09:05:31 AM

Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).


my wife is ven worse off with he 40 ggg breasts, findin anything that fits and still looks good is difficult
 
2012-09-16 09:07:13 AM

kvinesknows: Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).

my wife is ven worse off with he 40 ggg breasts, findin anything that fits and still looks good is difficult


O,o

*thanks my lucky stars and goes off to hug my bras*
 
2012-09-16 09:08:26 AM

kvinesknows: Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).

my wife is ven worse off with he 40 ggg breasts, findin anything that fits and still looks good is difficult


POIDH
 
2012-09-16 09:10:05 AM

BumpInTheNight: Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).

Tell me about it, I can't go a week without ripping yet another pair of boxers and I wrote off briefs a long long time ago. Then there's the problems with dating, ladies constantly pretend to be into me but after the one-night stand they bail back to their real boyfriend or whatever, every weekend I try and its always the same. I'd gladly go down to a even a standard 8" if it were possible, all those guys with average members are so lucky.


Amen brother! Preach it!
I know the horrors and the lonliness it brings!

Not really
 
2012-09-16 09:16:34 AM

BumpInTheNight: Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).

Tell me about it, I can't go a week without ripping yet another pair of boxers and I wrote off briefs a long long time ago. Then there's the problems with dating, ladies constantly pretend to be into me but after the one-night stand they bail back to their real boyfriend or whatever, every weekend I try and its always the same. I'd gladly go down to a even a standard 8" if it were possible, all those guys with average members are so lucky.


Hahah that's easily the funniest comment I've read in a long time, congrats sir

/and to the lady, your profile is about to become very popular
 
2012-09-16 09:21:11 AM
God I hate implants. None of them look natural, and the idea that some girl has bags of plastic or saline in there grosses me out.
 
2012-09-16 09:21:50 AM

MoronLessOff: kvinesknows: Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).

my wife is ven worse off with he 40 ggg breasts, findin anything that fits and still looks good is difficult

POIDH


wish granted
 
2012-09-16 09:24:55 AM

kvinesknows: MoronLessOff: kvinesknows: Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).

my wife is ven worse off with he 40 ggg breasts, findin anything that fits and still looks good is difficult

POIDH

wish granted


I should have favorited you long ago. Your stories always amuse.
 
2012-09-16 09:35:58 AM

Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).


I know. My girlfriend is always biatching about how much rope she needs to tie mine up.
 
2012-09-16 09:42:07 AM
And on average, women who tried out their breasts chose implants 30 per cent larger than they first planned - at least one additional cup size.

In other news, women who get breast implants are often stupid and insecure about their looks.
 
2012-09-16 09:43:20 AM
My wife has implants (32H). I like them quite a bit.
 
2012-09-16 09:50:04 AM

Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).


Wow, I am so glad I don't have your problem but I know quite a few wonderfuland vibrant women who are that size and the discomfort and back pain really do suck. That said, I am wondering if insurance covers a reduction? If not, it really, really should. You shouldn't have to live with the discomforts.

Also,it appears that the bigger the fake boobs, the lower the self-esteem.
 
2012-09-16 09:50:20 AM
Women are stupid. Not all 'self-esteem boosters' are healthy.
Men are stupid for encouraging women's bullshiat.

Some all natural tittay action to wash away the stank of fakery: Caroline Munro in Sinbad
Notice the beauty of proportionality.
 
2012-09-16 09:51:03 AM

TwistedFark: My wife has implants (32H). I like them quite a bit.


Yeah, we all enjoy them.
 
2012-09-16 09:53:21 AM

TwistedFark: My wife has implants (32H). I like them quite a bit.


POIDH.
 
2012-09-16 09:54:16 AM

Savage Belief: This obsession women have with larger breasts, to the point that they get these enormous implants, is astounding. I mean is that what they think we really want? Some Frankenstein monster boobage?

/It is


Dude, what's wrong with you?
 
2012-09-16 09:56:41 AM
Fakes suck.
 
2012-09-16 09:59:48 AM
Boob shopping was awesome. For starters, my wife and I went to alot of strip clubs and got alot of private dances to find out who the good doctors are and to see their work up close.

Then, we go in for a consultation and every girl working there is hot. They give us a book with before/after pics with all the relevent info (b cup done with tear shaped implant with 400cc..etc...) My wife picks out what set she likes the best and the smoking hot girl working with us says 'Oh! Those are mine!'. She also walked on me attempting to juggle 3 implants. I mean how many times in your life do you get the opportunity to juggle breast implants? Good times.

I was against the implants but I'm also not complaining about them. If done right, they look really good.
 
2012-09-16 10:00:00 AM

unfarkingbelievable: Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).

Wow, I am so glad I don't have your problem but I know quite a few wonderfuland vibrant women who are that size and the discomfort and back pain really do suck. That said, I am wondering if insurance covers a reduction? If not, it really, really should. You shouldn't have to live with the discomforts.

Also,it appears that the bigger the fake boobs, the lower the self-esteem.


Almost all "breast related back pain" is actually indirectly caused by being out of shape. As mentioned above, my wife is quite slight and carries a 32H. She does yoga, pilates and pole dancing classes twice a week and never has an ounce of pain or discomfort.

And really, the generalities about women who get their boobs done is pretty mysogynistic, so if you are thinking you are white knighting feminism - you are not.
 
2012-09-16 10:00:13 AM

TwistedFark: My wife has implants (32H). I like them quite a bit.


I've got a question about your profile. You wrote:
"4) Eleventy-two thousand kittens scream out in simultaneous terror accompanied by the sounds of untold numbers of hard drives shuttering as plugins are loaded into Photoshop."

I hate that stupid word on principle, but I know it means to turn off or shut down. Why would the hard drive shut down as plugins are loaded?
 
2012-09-16 10:01:54 AM

unfarkingbelievable: Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).

Wow, I am so glad I don't have your problem but I know quite a few wonderfuland vibrant women who are that size and the discomfort and back pain really do suck. That said, I am wondering if insurance covers a reduction? If not, it really, really should. You shouldn't have to live with the discomforts.

Also,it appears that the bigger the fake boobs, the lower the self-esteem.


I seem to remember my mother's friend getting a reduction and it being covered by her insurance (this was over ten years ago). I remember my mother saying that a half-gallon of fat was removed from each breast. I do not remember what her starting bra size was, but she went down to a B-cup. She called my mother and exclaimed "Oh my god, they're perky again!".

I have considered a reduction several times. Returning to a C-cup would be heaven; I have had to pass up many shirts that I would've liked to buy because my cleavage either (a) pulls the shirt up resulting in the shirt exposing my belly all of the time, and/or (b) the shirt binds my boobs so tightly that it hurts, and/or finally (c) in the instance of this silk shirt that I bought at a Chinese store, I stretched the seams on the side stitching and heard a few snap. It sucks; I really like the shirt and I can't wear it :(
 
2012-09-16 10:01:56 AM

iron_city_ap: She also walked on me attempting to juggle 3 implants. I mean how many times in your life do you get the opportunity to juggle breast implants? Good times.


Good morning, keyboard. I'd like to introduce you to my good friend, coffee.
 
2012-09-16 10:02:29 AM

Ikahoshi: God I hate implants. None of them look natural, and the idea that some girl has bags of plastic or saline in there grosses me out.


Yes. Turns out its a good indication of a woman who is rather selfish and not worth more than a quicky.
 
2012-09-16 10:02:35 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: TwistedFark: My wife has implants (32H). I like them quite a bit.

I've got a question about your profile. You wrote:
"4) Eleventy-two thousand kittens scream out in simultaneous terror accompanied by the sounds of untold numbers of hard drives shuttering as plugins are loaded into Photoshop."

I hate that stupid word on principle, but I know it means to turn off or shut down. Why would the hard drive shut down as plugins are loaded?


Seriously... wtf is wrong with you? I will change it to "shuddering" if that makes you feel better.... actually, no I won't. I hope it bugs you until the day you die.
 
2012-09-16 10:06:37 AM

iron_city_ap: Boob shopping was awesome. For starters, my wife and I went to alot of strip clubs and got alot of private dances to find out who the good doctors are and to see their work up close.

Then, we go in for a consultation and every girl working there is hot. They give us a book with before/after pics with all the relevent info (b cup done with tear shaped implant with 400cc..etc...) My wife picks out what set she likes the best and the smoking hot girl working with us says 'Oh! Those are mine!'. She also walked on me attempting to juggle 3 implants. I mean how many times in your life do you get the opportunity to juggle breast implants? Good times.

I was against the implants but I'm also not complaining about them. If done right, they look really good.


I could have sworn this was written by my husband.
 
2012-09-16 10:07:48 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Women are stupid. Not all 'self-esteem boosters' are healthy.
Men are stupid for encouraging women's bullshiat.

Some all natural tittay action to wash away the stank of fakery: Caroline Munro in Sinbad
Notice the beauty of proportionality.


That's code for fat.
 
2012-09-16 10:07:52 AM

TwistedFark: unfarkingbelievable: Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).

Wow, I am so glad I don't have your problem but I know quite a few wonderfuland vibrant women who are that size and the discomfort and back pain really do suck. That said, I am wondering if insurance covers a reduction? If not, it really, really should. You shouldn't have to live with the discomforts.

Also,it appears that the bigger the fake boobs, the lower the self-esteem.

Almost all "breast related back pain" is actually indirectly caused by being out of shape. As mentioned above, my wife is quite slight and carries a 32H. She does yoga, pilates and pole dancing classes twice a week and never has an ounce of pain or discomfort.

And really, the generalities about women who get their boobs done is pretty mysogynistic, so if you are thinking you are white knighting feminism - you are not.


i have lupus and secondary Sjogren's Syndrome. While I admit that I do not always mind my posture I am in fairly decent shape. A good bra does go a long way with stretches and upper-body strengthening. So while exercising helps, having autoimmune diseases sometimes renders that point moot.
 
2012-09-16 10:08:33 AM

See My Az Go: iron_city_ap: Boob shopping was awesome. For starters, my wife and I went to alot of strip clubs and got alot of private dances to find out who the good doctors are and to see their work up close.

Then, we go in for a consultation and every girl working there is hot. They give us a book with before/after pics with all the relevent info (b cup done with tear shaped implant with 400cc..etc...) My wife picks out what set she likes the best and the smoking hot girl working with us says 'Oh! Those are mine!'. She also walked on me attempting to juggle 3 implants. I mean how many times in your life do you get the opportunity to juggle breast implants? Good times.

I was against the implants but I'm also not complaining about them. If done right, they look really good.

I could have sworn this was written by my husband.


You should also add a profile counter.
 
2012-09-16 10:10:28 AM

MoronLessOff: Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).

Quick, put a counter in your profile!


This is probably a humblebrag troll, but you ARE aware that breast reduction surgery exists, right?
 
2012-09-16 10:10:52 AM

iron_city_ap: Boob shopping was awesome. For starters, my wife and I went to alot of strip clubs and got alot of private dances to find out who the good doctors are and to see their work up close.

Then, we go in for a consultation and every girl working there is hot. They give us a book with before/after pics with all the relevent info (b cup done with tear shaped implant with 400cc..etc...) My wife picks out what set she likes the best and the smoking hot girl working with us says 'Oh! Those are mine!'. She also walked on me attempting to juggle 3 implants. I mean how many times in your life do you get the opportunity to juggle breast implants? Good times.

I was against the implants but I'm also not complaining about them. If done right, they look really good.


The only thing missing from this post are the words "Dear" and "Penthouse" at the beginning of it.
 
2012-09-16 10:11:37 AM

See My Az Go: iron_city_ap: Boob shopping was awesome. For starters, my wife and I went to alot of strip clubs and got alot of private dances to find out who the good doctors are and to see their work up close.

Then, we go in for a consultation and every girl working there is hot. They give us a book with before/after pics with all the relevent info (b cup done with tear shaped implant with 400cc..etc...) My wife picks out what set she likes the best and the smoking hot girl working with us says 'Oh! Those are mine!'. She also walked on me attempting to juggle 3 implants. I mean how many times in your life do you get the opportunity to juggle breast implants? Good times.

I was against the implants but I'm also not complaining about them. If done right, they look really good.

I could have sworn this was written by my husband.


Your husband juggled implants too ? Awesome!
 
2012-09-16 10:12:02 AM

MoronLessOff: kvinesknows: MoronLessOff: kvinesknows: Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).

my wife is ven worse off with he 40 ggg breasts, findin anything that fits and still looks good is difficult

POIDH

wish granted

I should have favorited you long ago. Your stories always amuse.


meh.. free boobies in email always amuse people
 
2012-09-16 10:14:05 AM

kvinesknows: MoronLessOff: kvinesknows: MoronLessOff: kvinesknows: Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).

my wife is ven worse off with he 40 ggg breasts, findin anything that fits and still looks good is difficult

POIDH

wish granted

I should have favorited you long ago. Your stories always amuse.

meh.. free boobies in email always amuse people


hmm..guess your eip is incorrect, ah well
 
2012-09-16 10:17:30 AM

chopit: Fakes suck.


Fakes just indicate she probably will suck.
 
2012-09-16 10:19:26 AM
Bolt-ons are gross and unnatural looking.
 
2012-09-16 10:21:07 AM

Rann Xerox: iron_city_ap: Boob shopping was awesome. For starters, my wife and I went to alot of strip clubs and got alot of private dances to find out who the good doctors are and to see their work up close.

Then, we go in for a consultation and every girl working there is hot. They give us a book with before/after pics with all the relevent info (b cup done with tear shaped implant with 400cc..etc...) My wife picks out what set she likes the best and the smoking hot girl working with us says 'Oh! Those are mine!'. She also walked on me attempting to juggle 3 implants. I mean how many times in your life do you get the opportunity to juggle breast implants? Good times.

I was against the implants but I'm also not complaining about them. If done right, they look really good.

The only thing missing from this post are the words "Dear" and "Penthouse" at the beginning of it.


Don't get ke wrong, there was alot of honest research going on. Checking out scarring, talk about implant size, surgery complications, etc... I only mentioned the cool parts of it all. Also, I'm a pretty horrible juggler.So it was mainly me picking them up off the floor.
 
2012-09-16 10:25:27 AM

kvinesknows: kvinesknows: MoronLessOff: kvinesknows: MoronLessOff: kvinesknows: Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).

my wife is ven worse off with he 40 ggg breasts, findin anything that fits and still looks good is difficult

POIDH

wish granted

I should have favorited you long ago. Your stories always amuse.

meh.. free boobies in email always amuse people

hmm..guess your eip is incorrect, ah well


no wait.. i just typed it wrong..

now i can say


wish granted
 
2012-09-16 10:28:18 AM

TwistedFark: Almost all "breast related back pain" is actually indirectly caused by being out of shape. As mentioned above, my wife is quite slight and carries a 32H. She does yoga, pilates and pole dancing classes twice a week and never has an ounce of pain or discomfort.


I feel like this is really unfair for a number of reasons. For one, it seems overly generalized and probably isn't true. Two, there's a huge difference between augmented breasts and breasts that are naturally large, so to compare your wife to a woman who's naturally large breasted is an unfair comparison. Thirdly, maybe you didn't mean it this way, but it sounds like you're saying large breasted women are out of shape, which is certainly true in some cases, but not in others.

I used to have horrible and progressively worse back pain, shoulder pain, headaches, etc. A week later, they were all gone. That was almost six years ago, and still doing well. Did I finally get in shape that week? No, I got properly fitted for bras. I was already in decent shape, at least as good of shape as you could possibly hope for from someone who found running painfully impossible and the thought of swimming--and therefore swimsuits--horrifying.

Rant over. Or more likely, to be continued.
 
2012-09-16 10:28:20 AM

kvinesknows: kvinesknows: MoronLessOff: kvinesknows: MoronLessOff: kvinesknows: Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).

my wife is ven worse off with he 40 ggg breasts, findin anything that fits and still looks good is difficult

POIDH

wish granted

I should have favorited you long ago. Your stories always amuse.

meh.. free boobies in email always amuse people

hmm..guess your eip is incorrect, ah well


Nope. I haven't heard of anyone else getting troubles with my EIP. Name + 82 at the google mails.
 
2012-09-16 10:35:54 AM

Anastacya: I have considered a reduction several times. Returning to a C-cup would be heaven; I have had to pass up many shirts that I would've liked to buy because my cleavage either (a) pulls the shirt up resulting in the shirt exposing my belly all of the time, and/or (b) the shirt binds my boobs so tightly that it hurts, and/or finally (c) in the instance of this silk shirt that I bought at a Chinese store, I stretched the seams on the side stitching and heard a few snap. It sucks; I really like the shirt and I can't wear it :(


Buy shirts that fit your bust and have the rest taken in by a seamstress. It's maybe $15 bucks a shirt.
 
2012-09-16 10:38:55 AM

LiberalEastCoastElitist: Anastacya: I have considered a reduction several times. Returning to a C-cup would be heaven; I have had to pass up many shirts that I would've liked to buy because my cleavage either (a) pulls the shirt up resulting in the shirt exposing my belly all of the time, and/or (b) the shirt binds my boobs so tightly that it hurts, and/or finally (c) in the instance of this silk shirt that I bought at a Chinese store, I stretched the seams on the side stitching and heard a few snap. It sucks; I really like the shirt and I can't wear it :(

Buy shirts that fit your bust and have the rest taken in by a seamstress. It's maybe $15 bucks a shirt.

not everyone is rich
 
2012-09-16 10:41:54 AM
Only two pictures? fark you subby.
 
2012-09-16 10:43:32 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Only two pictures? fark you subby.


That two more pictures than this comment thread has.
 
2012-09-16 10:49:15 AM

bighairyguy: Satanic_Hamster: Only two pictures? fark you subby.

That two more pictures than this comment thread has.


You must not be getting the Snorg Tees ads like I am.
 
2012-09-16 10:56:34 AM

unfarkingbelievable: Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).

Wow, I am so glad I don't have your problem but I know quite a few wonderfuland vibrant women who are that size and the discomfort and back pain really do suck. That said, I am wondering if insurance covers a reduction? If not, it really, really should. You shouldn't have to live with the discomforts.


And it should be free to you, and religious employers should pay for it.

/no, seriously.
 
2012-09-16 10:58:13 AM
So where exactly can I test drive a woman?
 
2012-09-16 11:04:47 AM
I prefer C cups or smaller. IDK why. I just don't get the fascination with huge boobs.
 
2012-09-16 11:10:49 AM

BarkingUnicorn: I prefer C cups or smaller. IDK why. I just don't get the fascination with huge boobs.


MoronLessOff: Roxie Red, MFC. You will not be disappointed.

 
2012-09-16 11:10:52 AM
Is this the thread to report to for BIE? It is so much harder now that Grable's Daughter went off to reddit land. *snif*
 
2012-09-16 11:15:23 AM
I have thought about implants...or, more specifically ONE implant, but the thought of something solid and unnatural IN MY BODY terrifies me. I was had a gymnastics injury during puberty that involved a very sharp blow to one breast, and now I am drastically uneven...like, one barely C and one almost DD. Surgery of any kind seems like overkill, but the reality is that women are extremely insecure about any perceived "problems" with their breasts, and making clothing appear balanced and even sucks.

/used to joke about playing Columbia in Rocky Horror....
 
2012-09-16 11:20:44 AM
I have a question: In a Fark thread of this topic, why are there no pics of large-breasted women?
 
2012-09-16 11:27:51 AM

give me doughnuts: I have a question: In a Fark thread of this topic, why are there no pics of large-breasted women?


Because I'm at work.

Google Rachel Aldana, Maria Swan, Ashley Sage Ellison, Jenna Valentine.

Enjoy.
 
2012-09-16 11:33:34 AM
Boobs.
 
2012-09-16 11:41:29 AM
what's a bookmark?
 
2012-09-16 11:55:34 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Women are stupid. Not all 'self-esteem boosters' are healthy.
Men are stupid for encouraging women's bullshiat.

Some all natural tittay action to wash away the stank of fakery: Caroline Munro in Sinbad
Notice the beauty of proportionality.


Not gonna lie, but jesus christ that was the worst spanish accent I've ever heard.

Nice tits though.

/goddamn acting class
 
2012-09-16 12:00:09 PM
ITT: fat women getting upset because they're fat.
 
2012-09-16 12:09:40 PM

Vertdang: what's a bookmark?


Why waste time bookmarking this thread? It's just a wall of text with two sides arguing if fake boobies look good.
 
2012-09-16 12:21:04 PM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Vertdang: what's a bookmark?

Why waste time bookmarking this thread? It's just a wall of text with two sides arguing if fake boobies look good.


When is the last time there was a good BIE thread? It's like this place is really drying up.
 
2012-09-16 12:32:14 PM

Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).


As a man, this makes me weep uncontrollably.



/As a human being, I get it.
//Wife is just over the line on a natural D, damn near the perfect size for a lady of 5'4"
 
2012-09-16 12:34:05 PM
The amount of pix to text in this thread is frightenedly low.
 
2012-09-16 12:34:39 PM
www.topheavy.com
 
2012-09-16 12:34:58 PM

MoronLessOff: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Vertdang: what's a bookmark?

Why waste time bookmarking this thread? It's just a wall of text with two sides arguing if fake boobies look good.

When is the last time there was a good BIE thread? It's like this place is really drying up.


They are a very rare treat now a days. If this lasts til Monday I'll help but I fark from my phone on weekends,

Still haven't figured out how to post pictures from my phone. I'm sure I could figure it out, just don't have the drive to do it.
 
2012-09-16 12:37:51 PM

tzzhc4: Bolt-ons are gross and unnatural looking.


Most are, but they can be done right. Google "got gisele" for one of the better jobs I've seen. I haven't seen anything close to that nice of a job in real life though. This probably is a case of "you get what you pay for".
 
2012-09-16 12:40:04 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: MoronLessOff: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Vertdang: what's a bookmark?

Why waste time bookmarking this thread? It's just a wall of text with two sides arguing if fake boobies look good.

When is the last time there was a good BIE thread? It's like this place is really drying up.

They are a very rare treat now a days. If this lasts til Monday I'll help but I fark from my phone on weekends,

Still haven't figured out how to post pictures from my phone. I'm sure I could figure it out, just don't have the drive to do it.


I'm almost always at work, otherwise I'd flood the hell out of this thing.
 
2012-09-16 12:40:14 PM
Huh, and here I thought "motorboating" was just an analogous term
 
2012-09-16 12:41:55 PM
Give them just enough boob to hang themselves.
 
2012-09-16 01:08:26 PM

TwistedFark: unfarkingbelievable: Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).

Wow, I am so glad I don't have your problem but I know quite a few wonderfuland vibrant women who are that size and the discomfort and back pain really do suck. That said, I am wondering if insurance covers a reduction? If not, it really, really should. You shouldn't have to live with the discomforts.

Also,it appears that the bigger the fake boobs, the lower the self-esteem.

Almost all "breast related back pain" is actually indirectly caused by being out of shape. As mentioned above, my wife is quite slight and carries a 32H. She does yoga, pilates and pole dancing classes twice a week and never has an ounce of pain or discomfort.

And really, the generalities about women who get their boobs done is pretty mysogynistic, so if you are thinking you are white knighting feminism - you are not.


Uh, I'm a woman. So, no white knight here. Ok, let's examine my statement. Why do healthy women who have healthy natural boobelage (let's just say my size, a full B) go under the surgical knife to get bigger ones, usually huge? For the attention. They wrongfully believe that if men like staring at their chests thatthat means they are then sexy and desirable. When you have low self-esteem, you misinterpret a dude wanting to motorboat you or f- you as meaning that you are worthy. I hope that makes sense.
 
2012-09-16 01:15:23 PM

BarkingUnicorn: unfarkingbelievable: Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).

Wow, I am so glad I don't have your problem but I know quite a few wonderfuland vibrant women who are that size and the discomfort and back pain really do suck. That said, I am wondering if insurance covers a reduction? If not, it really, really should. You shouldn't have to live with the discomforts.

And it should be free to you, and religious employers should pay for it.

/no, seriously.


I am a big believer that if a surgery that is otherwise considered purely elective/cosmetic can actually improve quality of life by eliminating or drastically reducing pain should really be covered to an extent, partially, so that the patient can better afford it. The 32H wife guy up there says that his wife does all kinds of exercises and thankfully doesn't endure pain and discomfort, and I do believe he also has a good point. If routine and proper exercise doesn't reduce the pain/discomfort problem, then perhaps reduction surgery should be considered and accepted, partially, by insurance companies.

Just my two cents! (which can't buy jack shiat nowadays.)
 
2012-09-16 01:19:03 PM

Anastacya: unfarkingbelievable: Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).

Wow, I am so glad I don't have your problem but I know quite a few wonderfuland vibrant women who are that size and the discomfort and back pain really do suck. That said, I am wondering if insurance covers a reduction? If not, it really, really should. You shouldn't have to live with the discomforts.

Also,it appears that the bigger the fake boobs, the lower the self-esteem.

I seem to remember my mother's friend getting a reduction and it being covered by her insurance (this was over ten years ago). I remember my mother saying that a half-gallon of fat was removed from each breast. I do not remember what her starting bra size was, but she went down to a B-cup. She called my mother and exclaimed "Oh my god, they're perky again!".

I have considered a reduction several times. Returning to a C-cup would be heaven; I have had to pass up many shirts that I would've liked to buy because my cleavage either (a) pulls the shirt up resulting in the shirt exposing my belly all of the time, and/or (b) the shirt binds my boobs so tightly that it hurts, and/or finally (c) in the instance of this silk shirt that I bought at a Chinese store, I stretched the seams on the side stitching and heard a few snap. It sucks; I really like the shirt and I can't wear it :(


I so wish you the best, Anastacya! You know, just the other day, my BFF, who is 5'feet tall, slim and a double D tried on a shirt I thought was perfect for her. She is normally a size 0 (yes, very tiny). The shirt didn't fit over her chest, and she sighed and said, "story of my life." I felt really damn badly.

But now I'm wondering if there are designers who can create beautiful tops for well-endowed women. This, I think, would be awesome!
 
2012-09-16 01:19:30 PM
But... guns and overly large boobs are what the USA's all about, right? Maybe there was a memo that I missed.
crow202.org

Possibly relevant to the topic, but also possibly NSFW.
 
2012-09-16 01:20:42 PM

MoronLessOff: Roxie Red


I dunno, I made the mistake of googling this term. Would not google again.

/eyebleach
 
2012-09-16 01:34:24 PM

Mandapants: MoronLessOff: Roxie Red

I dunno, I made the mistake of googling this term. Would not google again.

/eyebleach


You too? Damn, that was nasty.
 
2012-09-16 02:14:33 PM
My CPA girlfriend followed the led of one of her friends and got implants. They are way too big for her frame (something that she acknowledges) and they make her look like a bimbo and when we are out in public people treat like one.

I am not a fan of large breasts, I would rather they be size appropriate for the frame. There is such as thing as too little, but there is also a thing as too much.
 
2012-09-16 02:18:17 PM
By my own estimation, about 95% of augmented breasts look bad. But only about 30% of natural breasts look bad. So if your goal is to make me happy, stick with what god gave ya.

/percentages are for nude appearances. Clothing may impact non-nude ratings.
 
2012-09-16 02:23:31 PM

John Buck 41: [www.topheavy.com image 483x576]


Hot rack! The oven I mean, be careful and use a hot pad.
 
2012-09-16 02:35:39 PM

The Goat Men Are Rampaging In The Fields: I have thought about implants...or, more specifically ONE implant, but the thought of something solid and unnatural IN MY BODY terrifies me. I was had a gymnastics injury during puberty that involved a very sharp blow to one breast, and now I am drastically uneven...like, one barely C and one almost DD. Surgery of any kind seems like overkill, but the reality is that women are extremely insecure about any perceived "problems" with their breasts, and making clothing appear balanced and even sucks.

/used to joke about playing Columbia in Rocky Horror....


You get used to it, I don't even notice the one boob that I had augment (the other was a reconstruct from a radical mastectomy) I'm not going to lie, it does hurt like a motherfarker to get them done. While the pain from the reconstructed boob was obviously worse, there is a lot of pain, expense and long time for recovery associated with the remaining augment breast. At the same time, it's great to finally feel like my body is whole. There has been some disappointment associated with the leftover scaring. It is still recent so I'm hoping that within the next year more of it will fade but I have been told that some will be permanent. That is another thing you may have to consider, the bulk of my scaring and the worse of it is on the reconstructed breast, mostly because they had to dig so deep to get all of the cancer. There is minor scarring on my augment breasted and you may find you have some scarring depending on how many CC's you get. I only went up to a low C cup, you going from a C to a DD - so you might have some scarring. If it bother you, it's worth looking into, I would try to find doctors that do lot of reconstruction since they would have lot of experience make augment breast even. Another option would be to reduce your larger breast, or you don't have to do anything. If your just slight self-conscious about it there is really no reason to go though all of that expense, pain and recovery time.



As for the rest of this thread:

Trust me, if you have the stomach for it GS radical mastectomy scarring and tell me with all honesty that you could maintain an erection after I took off my shirt. I don't want to give up sex because of this, I'm 30, it's too damn young to shut down the works and become celibate. People felt the same before the surgery and cancer - most of the guys championing the itty bitty titty club usually go after the small and petite girls. A size A or B chest on them look nice and natural. When your 5'10 with a barely A cup, good luck getting guys to find you attractive outside of gay fashionista, which doesn't do me much good. Look at how many guys around here scream about skinny women having "1the body of a 12 year old boy", there is a lot of truth to fact that it is not found to be attractive. For some of us, overeating does nothing in the boob area, we just get gut. It's not say implants are always a good idea for small chested women, you have realize that a set of DD's on a 23 inch waist is going to look freaky, especially if you have no ass either. Implants need to be kept in proportion, you want something to give you a little definition but you can't fight your natural body type. So to everyone in this thread - either quick biatching about "12 year old boy" body types or accept that some women will want implant to get a what is considered to be a feminine body type. If I could have magically made my tit's grow, I would have done it years ago.

/I'm going to be flamed to a crisp for this post
//Don't care, somebody needed to say it
 
2012-09-16 02:37:17 PM
Insecure women get fake breasts and like them to be larger rather then smaller

in other news, the sky is blue, water is wet and men get boners.
 
2012-09-16 03:10:49 PM

MoronLessOff: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Vertdang: what's a bookmark?

Why waste time bookmarking this thread? It's just a wall of text with two sides arguing if fake boobies look good.

When is the last time there was a good BIE thread? It's like this place is really drying up.


Our resident attention whore is now a sensation on Reddit. I'm sure GD gets more losers to buy her stuff from her Amazon wishlist there.
 
2012-09-16 03:22:58 PM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: MoronLessOff: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Vertdang: what's a bookmark?

Why waste time bookmarking this thread? It's just a wall of text with two sides arguing if fake boobies look good.

When is the last time there was a good BIE thread? It's like this place is really drying up.

Our resident attention whore is now a sensation on Reddit. I'm sure GD gets more losers to buy her stuff from her Amazon wishlist there.


Okay, I guess I'm an amazing dumbass, but I miss her additions to our threads, including her sense of humor. Who is she on reddit or where does she hang out?
 
2012-09-16 03:26:52 PM

RoyBatty: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: MoronLessOff: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Vertdang: what's a bookmark?

Why waste time bookmarking this thread? It's just a wall of text with two sides arguing if fake boobies look good.

When is the last time there was a good BIE thread? It's like this place is really drying up.

Our resident attention whore is now a sensation on Reddit. I'm sure GD gets more losers to buy her stuff from her Amazon wishlist there.

Okay, I guess I'm an amazing dumbass, but I miss her additions to our threads, including her sense of humor. Who is she on reddit or where does she hang out?


I'll admit, her occasional wit was amusing.
 
2012-09-16 03:57:21 PM

Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).


Huh. Your profile makes you look like a Basset hound.
 
2012-09-16 03:59:26 PM

TwistedFark: My wife has implants (32H). I like them quite a bit.


32H? Are they slowly sucking the life force out of her?
 
2012-09-16 04:32:18 PM

queen biatch of the universe: Look at how many guys around here scream about skinny women having "1the body of a 12 year old boy", there is a lot of truth to fact that it is not found to be attractive. For some of us, overeating does nothing in the boob area, we just get gut. It's not say implants are always a good idea for small chested women, you have realize that a set of DD's on a 23 inch waist is going to look freaky, especially if you have no ass either. Implants need to be kept in proportion, you want something to give you a little definition but you can't fight your natural body type. So to everyone in this thread - either quick biatching about "12 year old boy" body types or accept that some women will want implant to get a what is considered to be a feminine body type.




Amen sister! You are now highlighted in green :)
 
2012-09-16 04:40:48 PM

RoyBatty: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: MoronLessOff: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Vertdang: what's a bookmark?

Why waste time bookmarking this thread? It's just a wall of text with two sides arguing if fake boobies look good.

When is the last time there was a good BIE thread? It's like this place is really drying up.

Our resident attention whore is now a sensation on Reddit. I'm sure GD gets more losers to buy her stuff from her Amazon wishlist there.

Okay, I guess I'm an amazing dumbass, but I miss her additions to our threads, including her sense of humor. Who is she on reddit or where does she hang out?


I'd be lying if I remembered her name there, but I think it's a two part name like "Nicole Jones" or something like that. She usually trolls the AskReddit threads about sex looking for lonely teenagers to buy her stuff.
 
2012-09-16 04:51:22 PM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: I'd be lying if I remembered her name there, but I think it's a two part name like "Nicole Jones" or something like that. She usually trolls the AskReddit threads about sex looking for lonely teenagers to buy her stuff.


Thanks.
 
2012-09-16 05:36:10 PM
Doen't matter how big the surgeons make them, America's biggest boobs live in the White House and the United States Naval Observatory
 
2012-09-16 05:43:01 PM
Using a special weighted/padded bra to assess what the implants will feel like is not accurate because there will be no way for you to tell what it will feel like to have your new breasts poked, caressed, squeezed, licked, teased, rubbed, nipple-tweaked, jizzed on, kissed, slapped, wiggled, pressed, pushed, tickled, sucked, flattened, fingered, cock-dragged, tongued, fondled, and played with...none of which can be effectively done while wearing such an apparatus.
 
2012-09-16 05:47:53 PM
Here's an example of a woman held back from fame by her small breasts:

topnews.in

As you can see, no A-list parts. No men lusting after her. Career in shambles.
She obviously needs to have bigger boobs for that. 

/another "amen" to the queen
 
2012-09-16 05:50:43 PM

peterthx: Here's an example of a woman held back from fame by her small breasts:

[topnews.in image 406x571]

As you can see, no A-list parts. No men lusting after her. Career in shambles.
She obviously needs to have bigger boobs for that. 

/another "amen" to the queen


Makeup's a wonderful thing.

img.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-09-16 06:52:57 PM
Ladies, if you want your boobs to instantly look better, don't get implants, just take your shirt off.

/just say no to fakes.
//IBTC
 
2012-09-16 08:18:24 PM

MattyBlast: Using a special weighted/padded bra to assess what the implants will feel like is not accurate because there will be no way for you to tell what it will feel like to have your new breasts poked, caressed, squeezed, licked, teased, rubbed, nipple-tweaked, jizzed on, kissed, slapped, wiggled, pressed, pushed, tickled, sucked, flattened, fingered, cock-dragged, tongued, fondled, and played with...none of which can be effectively done while wearing such an apparatus.


continue...
 
2012-09-16 09:46:57 PM

John Buck 41: Makeup's a wonderful thing.

[img.dailymail.co.uk image 468x413]


Gee, the makeup and extra weight she wore/gained to play a serial killer Aileen Wuornos?

www.documentingreality.com

Charlize no makeup:

www.aolcdn.com 

/hideous, right?
 
2012-09-16 09:59:10 PM
Ron White had it right.


But if I could give advice to the planet, it would be: Don't marry for looks alone, going either way, and I'll tell you why. In a few years, if Barbara's boobs start to sag too much, there's a place where you can go to just lift them right back up to where they were, and they can move the nipple wherever they want 'em. You can actually go to a titty bar, pick out a set of titties and say, "I want those titties on that woman right there." If her belly gets too big, and she doesn't want to work it off, you can go get a tummy tuck, and they'll give you a belly that looks like a cheerleader. If your eyes go bad, you can have LASIK surgery, and they can give you 20/20 vision at any age. If your hearing starts to fail, they can put a device in your ear that'll make you able to hear as good as you could the day you were born. But let me tell you something, folks: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
-
Ron White, "You Can't Fix Stupid," 2006
 
2012-09-17 01:05:01 AM
Big naturals:

www.hollywoodtuna.com

If you call those Frankentits, your position needs refinement.

For those who are not as committed to the "large natural is best," you can go for a compromise candidate here: NSFW
 
2012-09-17 01:07:34 AM
You phaggits totally let us down. The image dump will commence tomorrow at 3:30 sharp!
 
2012-09-17 01:11:56 AM
I wish the biology department could get a cheek swab out of her. Those genes are worth a fortune.
 
2012-09-17 07:14:42 AM
This thread is rather light on pictures.

www1.picturepush.com

/loves naturals
//has EIP
 
2012-09-17 09:52:09 AM

turboke: /loves naturals


Those arn't "real"
 
2012-09-17 10:15:24 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: turboke: /loves naturals

Those arn't "real"


The visible part is. The steampunk contraption compressing them upward, however, is not.
 
2012-09-17 10:24:00 AM

queen biatch of the universe: The Goat Men Are Rampaging In The Fields: I have thought about implants...or, more specifically ONE implant, but the thought of something solid and unnatural IN MY BODY terrifies me. I was had a gymnastics injury during puberty that involved a very sharp blow to one breast, and now I am drastically uneven...like, one barely C and one almost DD. Surgery of any kind seems like overkill, but the reality is that women are extremely insecure about any perceived "problems" with their breasts, and making clothing appear balanced and even sucks.

/used to joke about playing Columbia in Rocky Horror....

You get used to it, I don't even notice the one boob that I had augment (the other was a reconstruct from a radical mastectomy) I'm not going to lie, it does hurt like a motherfarker to get them done. While the pain from the reconstructed boob was obviously worse, there is a lot of pain, expense and long time for recovery associated with the remaining augment breast. At the same time, it's great to finally feel like my body is whole. There has been some disappointment associated with the leftover scaring. It is still recent so I'm hoping that within the next year more of it will fade but I have been told that some will be permanent. That is another thing you may have to consider, the bulk of my scaring and the worse of it is on the reconstructed breast, mostly because they had to dig so deep to get all of the cancer. There is minor scarring on my augment breasted and you may find you have some scarring depending on how many CC's you get. I only went up to a low C cup, you going from a C to a DD - so you might have some scarring. If it bother you, it's worth looking into, I would try to find doctors that do lot of reconstruction since they would have lot of experience make augment breast even. Another option would be to reduce your larger breast, or you don't have to do anything. If your just slight self-conscious about it there is really no reason to go though ...


I was wondering if mastectomies would ever get mentioned.

/ had stage 3 breast cancer
// double mastectomies (& chemo & radiation), failed DEIP flap transplants, 2 failed expanders (left) right expander OK, looking into latissmus flap for yet another left reconstruction attempt
 
2012-09-17 02:05:24 PM
Photo dump rescheduled to 4:00

Be ready!
 
2012-09-17 02:52:11 PM
I like all boobs: big, small, fake, or real. I LOVE the woman behind them tho.
 
2012-09-17 06:18:47 PM
Apologies about the delay, everyone.

And here... we... go.
imageshack.us
 
2012-09-17 06:21:37 PM
If you like redheads, you're in for a surprise.

Do not click this link at work. 
Or this.
Not this one either.
 
2012-09-17 06:22:14 PM
 
2012-09-17 06:23:02 PM
Interesting use of color in these two images.
NSFW
NSFW
 
2012-09-17 06:23:47 PM
Dignified (NSFW)
 
2012-09-17 06:24:32 PM
Opposite of dignified, but hot as fark (and NSFW).
 
2012-09-17 06:25:17 PM
Contrast the two similar NSFW images:

Link
Link
 
2012-09-17 06:38:51 PM
And with this one (also NSFW), you may find Chris Hansen knocking on your door.
Link
 
2012-09-17 09:28:38 PM
The fark? Just uploaded it and it was already 403d by some jackass.

Reloaded it, for your pleasure: NSFW.

/grab it while it lasts.
 
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