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(Daily Mail)   Letting women 'test drive' larger breasts before getting a boob job has led to them picking even bigger implants. Of course there are pictures   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 133
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2012-09-16 03:22:58 PM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: MoronLessOff: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Vertdang: what's a bookmark?

Why waste time bookmarking this thread? It's just a wall of text with two sides arguing if fake boobies look good.

When is the last time there was a good BIE thread? It's like this place is really drying up.

Our resident attention whore is now a sensation on Reddit. I'm sure GD gets more losers to buy her stuff from her Amazon wishlist there.


Okay, I guess I'm an amazing dumbass, but I miss her additions to our threads, including her sense of humor. Who is she on reddit or where does she hang out?
 
2012-09-16 03:26:52 PM  

RoyBatty: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: MoronLessOff: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Vertdang: what's a bookmark?

Why waste time bookmarking this thread? It's just a wall of text with two sides arguing if fake boobies look good.

When is the last time there was a good BIE thread? It's like this place is really drying up.

Our resident attention whore is now a sensation on Reddit. I'm sure GD gets more losers to buy her stuff from her Amazon wishlist there.

Okay, I guess I'm an amazing dumbass, but I miss her additions to our threads, including her sense of humor. Who is she on reddit or where does she hang out?


I'll admit, her occasional wit was amusing.
 
2012-09-16 03:57:21 PM  

Anastacya: As someone who is "graced" with naturally larger breasts (DD-DDD, depending upon the cut of the bra) I gratefully wish that I could go down about two cup sizes. I wish backaches and endless days of expensive bras and shirts that looks horrible because they're too big to get the shirt that they want (has happened more times than I care to count).


Huh. Your profile makes you look like a Basset hound.
 
2012-09-16 03:59:26 PM  

TwistedFark: My wife has implants (32H). I like them quite a bit.


32H? Are they slowly sucking the life force out of her?
 
2012-09-16 04:32:18 PM  

queen biatch of the universe: Look at how many guys around here scream about skinny women having "1the body of a 12 year old boy", there is a lot of truth to fact that it is not found to be attractive. For some of us, overeating does nothing in the boob area, we just get gut. It's not say implants are always a good idea for small chested women, you have realize that a set of DD's on a 23 inch waist is going to look freaky, especially if you have no ass either. Implants need to be kept in proportion, you want something to give you a little definition but you can't fight your natural body type. So to everyone in this thread - either quick biatching about "12 year old boy" body types or accept that some women will want implant to get a what is considered to be a feminine body type.




Amen sister! You are now highlighted in green :)
 
2012-09-16 04:40:48 PM  

RoyBatty: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: MoronLessOff: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Vertdang: what's a bookmark?

Why waste time bookmarking this thread? It's just a wall of text with two sides arguing if fake boobies look good.

When is the last time there was a good BIE thread? It's like this place is really drying up.

Our resident attention whore is now a sensation on Reddit. I'm sure GD gets more losers to buy her stuff from her Amazon wishlist there.

Okay, I guess I'm an amazing dumbass, but I miss her additions to our threads, including her sense of humor. Who is she on reddit or where does she hang out?


I'd be lying if I remembered her name there, but I think it's a two part name like "Nicole Jones" or something like that. She usually trolls the AskReddit threads about sex looking for lonely teenagers to buy her stuff.
 
2012-09-16 04:51:22 PM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: I'd be lying if I remembered her name there, but I think it's a two part name like "Nicole Jones" or something like that. She usually trolls the AskReddit threads about sex looking for lonely teenagers to buy her stuff.


Thanks.
 
2012-09-16 05:36:10 PM  
Doen't matter how big the surgeons make them, America's biggest boobs live in the White House and the United States Naval Observatory
 
2012-09-16 05:43:01 PM  
Using a special weighted/padded bra to assess what the implants will feel like is not accurate because there will be no way for you to tell what it will feel like to have your new breasts poked, caressed, squeezed, licked, teased, rubbed, nipple-tweaked, jizzed on, kissed, slapped, wiggled, pressed, pushed, tickled, sucked, flattened, fingered, cock-dragged, tongued, fondled, and played with...none of which can be effectively done while wearing such an apparatus.
 
2012-09-16 05:47:53 PM  
Here's an example of a woman held back from fame by her small breasts:

topnews.in

As you can see, no A-list parts. No men lusting after her. Career in shambles.
She obviously needs to have bigger boobs for that. 

/another "amen" to the queen
 
2012-09-16 05:50:43 PM  

peterthx: Here's an example of a woman held back from fame by her small breasts:

[topnews.in image 406x571]

As you can see, no A-list parts. No men lusting after her. Career in shambles.
She obviously needs to have bigger boobs for that. 

/another "amen" to the queen


Makeup's a wonderful thing.

img.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-09-16 06:52:57 PM  
Ladies, if you want your boobs to instantly look better, don't get implants, just take your shirt off.

/just say no to fakes.
//IBTC
 
2012-09-16 08:18:24 PM  

MattyBlast: Using a special weighted/padded bra to assess what the implants will feel like is not accurate because there will be no way for you to tell what it will feel like to have your new breasts poked, caressed, squeezed, licked, teased, rubbed, nipple-tweaked, jizzed on, kissed, slapped, wiggled, pressed, pushed, tickled, sucked, flattened, fingered, cock-dragged, tongued, fondled, and played with...none of which can be effectively done while wearing such an apparatus.


continue...
 
2012-09-16 09:46:57 PM  

John Buck 41: Makeup's a wonderful thing.

[img.dailymail.co.uk image 468x413]


Gee, the makeup and extra weight she wore/gained to play a serial killer Aileen Wuornos?

www.documentingreality.com

Charlize no makeup:

www.aolcdn.com 

/hideous, right?
 
2012-09-16 09:59:10 PM  
Ron White had it right.


But if I could give advice to the planet, it would be: Don't marry for looks alone, going either way, and I'll tell you why. In a few years, if Barbara's boobs start to sag too much, there's a place where you can go to just lift them right back up to where they were, and they can move the nipple wherever they want 'em. You can actually go to a titty bar, pick out a set of titties and say, "I want those titties on that woman right there." If her belly gets too big, and she doesn't want to work it off, you can go get a tummy tuck, and they'll give you a belly that looks like a cheerleader. If your eyes go bad, you can have LASIK surgery, and they can give you 20/20 vision at any age. If your hearing starts to fail, they can put a device in your ear that'll make you able to hear as good as you could the day you were born. But let me tell you something, folks: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
-
Ron White, "You Can't Fix Stupid," 2006
 
2012-09-17 01:05:01 AM  
Big naturals:

www.hollywoodtuna.com

If you call those Frankentits, your position needs refinement.

For those who are not as committed to the "large natural is best," you can go for a compromise candidate here: NSFW
 
2012-09-17 01:07:34 AM  
You phaggits totally let us down. The image dump will commence tomorrow at 3:30 sharp!
 
2012-09-17 01:11:56 AM  
I wish the biology department could get a cheek swab out of her. Those genes are worth a fortune.
 
2012-09-17 07:14:42 AM  
This thread is rather light on pictures.

www1.picturepush.com

/loves naturals
//has EIP
 
2012-09-17 09:52:09 AM  

turboke: /loves naturals


Those arn't "real"
 
2012-09-17 10:15:24 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: turboke: /loves naturals

Those arn't "real"


The visible part is. The steampunk contraption compressing them upward, however, is not.
 
2012-09-17 10:24:00 AM  

queen biatch of the universe: The Goat Men Are Rampaging In The Fields: I have thought about implants...or, more specifically ONE implant, but the thought of something solid and unnatural IN MY BODY terrifies me. I was had a gymnastics injury during puberty that involved a very sharp blow to one breast, and now I am drastically uneven...like, one barely C and one almost DD. Surgery of any kind seems like overkill, but the reality is that women are extremely insecure about any perceived "problems" with their breasts, and making clothing appear balanced and even sucks.

/used to joke about playing Columbia in Rocky Horror....

You get used to it, I don't even notice the one boob that I had augment (the other was a reconstruct from a radical mastectomy) I'm not going to lie, it does hurt like a motherfarker to get them done. While the pain from the reconstructed boob was obviously worse, there is a lot of pain, expense and long time for recovery associated with the remaining augment breast. At the same time, it's great to finally feel like my body is whole. There has been some disappointment associated with the leftover scaring. It is still recent so I'm hoping that within the next year more of it will fade but I have been told that some will be permanent. That is another thing you may have to consider, the bulk of my scaring and the worse of it is on the reconstructed breast, mostly because they had to dig so deep to get all of the cancer. There is minor scarring on my augment breasted and you may find you have some scarring depending on how many CC's you get. I only went up to a low C cup, you going from a C to a DD - so you might have some scarring. If it bother you, it's worth looking into, I would try to find doctors that do lot of reconstruction since they would have lot of experience make augment breast even. Another option would be to reduce your larger breast, or you don't have to do anything. If your just slight self-conscious about it there is really no reason to go though ...


I was wondering if mastectomies would ever get mentioned.

/ had stage 3 breast cancer
// double mastectomies (& chemo & radiation), failed DEIP flap transplants, 2 failed expanders (left) right expander OK, looking into latissmus flap for yet another left reconstruction attempt
 
2012-09-17 02:05:24 PM  
Photo dump rescheduled to 4:00

Be ready!
 
2012-09-17 02:52:11 PM  
I like all boobs: big, small, fake, or real. I LOVE the woman behind them tho.
 
2012-09-17 06:18:47 PM  
Apologies about the delay, everyone.

And here... we... go.
imageshack.us
 
2012-09-17 06:21:37 PM  
If you like redheads, you're in for a surprise.

Do not click this link at work. 
Or this.
Not this one either.
 
2012-09-17 06:22:14 PM  
 
2012-09-17 06:23:02 PM  
Interesting use of color in these two images.
NSFW
NSFW
 
2012-09-17 06:23:47 PM  
Dignified (NSFW)
 
2012-09-17 06:24:32 PM  
Opposite of dignified, but hot as fark (and NSFW).
 
2012-09-17 06:25:17 PM  
Contrast the two similar NSFW images:

Link
Link
 
2012-09-17 06:38:51 PM  
And with this one (also NSFW), you may find Chris Hansen knocking on your door.
Link
 
2012-09-17 09:28:38 PM  
The fark? Just uploaded it and it was already 403d by some jackass.

Reloaded it, for your pleasure: NSFW.

/grab it while it lasts.
 
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