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2012-09-16 03:10:16 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Sabyen91: demaL-demaL-yeH: *Ctrl-F*
Cayman Islands 1
*not found*

/Seriously, Fark?

The question was not which flag would be painted on the side of the plane.

Sabyen91 SmartestFunniest 2012-09-16 03:02:36 AM
(favorite: What would you farkie me as if I cited James O'Keefe?)

What?

Sorry.
Got distracted.

Oh. *looks at headline* "Mitt Romney seeks your help in naming his plane"

You were saying?


I am saying that he would have the Cayman flag painted on the side for sure. He would name it America the motherfarking Beautiful, though. Have to keep up appearances.
 
2012-09-16 03:11:24 AM  
U.S.S. Onepercenterprise. To Boldy Herp where no man has Derped before.
 
2012-09-16 03:11:36 AM  
Executive wrong?
 
2012-09-16 03:11:49 AM  

Loucifer: Swiss Air VTOL (no bothersome taxiing)


Whar taxiing returns? Whar?
 
2012-09-16 03:12:57 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Navy One has only been used once that I know of.


Well, thats because when it really comes down to it, most trust the Few, The Proud, The Marines ® to
ferry our top guy about when AF1 cant make it.
And I wont go there as to why there ever was a Navy One in my lifetime.
 
2012-09-16 03:14:36 AM  
The Magic Underwear Christian
 
2012-09-16 03:15:55 AM  

maxwellton: The Magic Underwear Christian



*not valid in Germany
 
2012-09-16 03:16:42 AM  
Smirk One
 
2012-09-16 03:18:12 AM  

Sabyen91: demaL-demaL-yeH: Sabyen91: demaL-demaL-yeH: *Ctrl-F*
Cayman Islands 1
*not found*
/Seriously, Fark?

The question was not which flag would be painted on the side of the plane.

Sabyen91 SmartestFunniest 2012-09-16 03:02:36 AM
(favorite: What would you farkie me as if I cited James O'Keefe?)
What?
Sorry.
Got distracted.
Oh. *looks at headline* "Mitt Romney seeks your help in naming his plane"
You were saying?

I am saying that he would have the Cayman flag painted on the side for sure. He would name it America the motherfarking Beautiful, though. Have to keep up appearances.


Just helping. After all, he did ask for our help.

/The man obviously needs help.
//And a heart. And a brain. And courage.
///How about "Yellow Prick Choad" or "Whores of the Pasty Calor", then?
 
2012-09-16 03:19:02 AM  
I wish planes were named like boats. We'd see a lot more 'I got Mine' and 'I built this' and 'Trickle Down'
 
2012-09-16 03:19:03 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Sabyen91: demaL-demaL-yeH: Sabyen91: demaL-demaL-yeH: *Ctrl-F*
Cayman Islands 1
*not found*
/Seriously, Fark?

The question was not which flag would be painted on the side of the plane.

Sabyen91 SmartestFunniest 2012-09-16 03:02:36 AM
(favorite: What would you farkie me as if I cited James O'Keefe?)
What?
Sorry.
Got distracted.
Oh. *looks at headline* "Mitt Romney seeks your help in naming his plane"
You were saying?

I am saying that he would have the Cayman flag painted on the side for sure. He would name it America the motherfarking Beautiful, though. Have to keep up appearances.

Just helping. After all, he did ask for our help.

/The man obviously needs help.
//And a heart. And a brain. And courage.
///How about "Yellow Prick Choad" or "Whores of the Pasty Calor", then?


The Vaginal Probe for the Lord.
 
2012-09-16 03:21:01 AM  
The Also Ran
 
2012-09-16 03:21:35 AM  

johne3819: I wish planes were named like boats. We'd see a lot more 'I got Mine' and 'I built this' and 'Trickle Down'


Some people do. Warren Buffett calls his Gulstream "The Indefensible", as there was no way to justify (in his mind) the expense to the B-H board.
 
2012-09-16 03:22:21 AM  
Snake on a Plane.
 
2012-09-16 03:26:24 AM  
Fore And Aft
 
2012-09-16 03:29:31 AM  
The African's Mean

i935.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-16 03:30:43 AM  
Boot Strap One?
 
2012-09-16 03:33:07 AM  
Never Asked for My Birth Certificate....
 
2012-09-16 03:33:10 AM  
The Dickhead Express
 
2012-09-16 03:33:53 AM  
Plane. Fly. Fast.
 
2012-09-16 03:35:37 AM  
So do they have to turn off Romney before take off and landing? Or is his electronic gadgetry exempt?
 
2012-09-16 03:36:58 AM  
Job Creator One
 
2012-09-16 03:36:59 AM  
Joe Isuzu One.
 
2012-09-16 03:41:22 AM  
The Not Associated with Todd Akin Campaign Plane.
 
2012-09-16 03:55:39 AM  

nucrash: The Mitt Romney/Paul Ryan Not Associated with Todd Akin Paul Ryan's Policies Campaign Plane.


FTFY
 
2012-09-16 03:59:35 AM  
In all the Romney threads I haven't seen this possibility raised before

(from the article) "The Plane That Belongs To Mitt Romney Who Probably Has Asperger's And That Is Why He Does Not At All Find It Tone-Deaf To Have Private-Jet Naming Contests, Today, When The World Is Pretty Much On Fire, Right?"

It wd actually explain a lot

Farkers quite regularly refer to him as a robot, but that just comes across as a (lib) nsult, so it's ignored

but if he got labelled as 'aspergers', that might have an interesting effect on the debate
 
2012-09-16 04:00:16 AM  
The Quantum Tax Return.

Not a pun, but it would make a good name for something.
 
2012-09-16 04:01:15 AM  

mjjt: In all the Romney threads I haven't seen this possibility raised before

(from the article) "The Plane That Belongs To Mitt Romney Who Probably Has Asperger's And That Is Why He Does Not At All Find It Tone-Deaf To Have Private-Jet Naming Contests, Today, When The World Is Pretty Much On Fire, Right?"

It wd actually explain a lot

Farkers quite regularly refer to him as a robot, but that just comes across as a (lib) nsult, so it's ignored

but if he got labelled as 'aspergers', that might have an interesting effect on the debate


I don't think he has Aspergers, I think he is a full blown sociopath.
 
2012-09-16 04:02:49 AM  

Sabyen91: demaL-demaL-yeH: Sabyen91: demaL-demaL-yeH: Sabyen91: demaL-demaL-yeH: *Ctrl-F*
Cayman Islands 1
*not found*
/Seriously, Fark?

The question was not which flag would be painted on the side of the plane.

Sabyen91 SmartestFunniest 2012-09-16 03:02:36 AM
(favorite: What would you farkie me as if I cited James O'Keefe?)
What?
Sorry.
Got distracted.
Oh. *looks at headline* "Mitt Romney seeks your help in naming his plane"
You were saying?

I am saying that he would have the Cayman flag painted on the side for sure. He would name it America the motherfarking Beautiful, though. Have to keep up appearances.

Just helping. After all, he did ask for our help.

/The man obviously needs help.
//And a heart. And a brain. And courage.
///How about "Yellow Prick Choad" or "Whores of the Pasty Calor", then?

The Vaginal Probe for the Lord.


That, sir, is not at all Wizard of Oz-ish.
 
2012-09-16 04:03:33 AM  

mjjt: but if he got labelled as 'aspergers', that might have an interesting effect on the debate


I don't think that he does - people with Asperger's might be clueless, but they're not sociopathic like he is.

Real Asperger's, I mean, not Internet Asperger's.
 
2012-09-16 04:04:41 AM  

Sabyen91: I don't think he has Aspergers, I think he is a full blown sociopath.


Yeah, what he said. Closer to Dexter than Rain Man. :P
 
2012-09-16 04:07:11 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Sabyen91: demaL-demaL-yeH: Sabyen91: demaL-demaL-yeH: Sabyen91: demaL-demaL-yeH: *Ctrl-F*
Cayman Islands 1
*not found*
/Seriously, Fark?

The question was not which flag would be painted on the side of the plane.

Sabyen91 SmartestFunniest 2012-09-16 03:02:36 AM
(favorite: What would you farkie me as if I cited James O'Keefe?)
What?
Sorry.
Got distracted.
Oh. *looks at headline* "Mitt Romney seeks your help in naming his plane"
You were saying?

I am saying that he would have the Cayman flag painted on the side for sure. He would name it America the motherfarking Beautiful, though. Have to keep up appearances.

Just helping. After all, he did ask for our help.

/The man obviously needs help.
//And a heart. And a brain. And courage.
///How about "Yellow Prick Choad" or "Whores of the Pasty Calor", then?

The Vaginal Probe for the Lord.

That, sir, is not at all Wizard of Oz-ish.


Heh, sorry, that is true.
 
2012-09-16 04:12:53 AM  

Sabyen91: Heh, sorry, that is true.


No abortionists can see the great Oocyte, not no abortionists, not nohow.
 
2012-09-16 04:14:08 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Sabyen91: Heh, sorry, that is true.

No abortionists can see the great Oocyte, not no abortionists, not nohow.


We are in Kansas now.
 
2012-09-16 04:26:42 AM  
Luftgaffe

Kolob4Kobolds

KB Toys Killer

DeNile 2

Dogroof Lear
 
2012-09-16 04:29:16 AM  

Practical_Draconian: Luftgaffe

Kolob4Kobolds

KB Toys Killer

DeNile 2

Dogroof Lear


I like the first.
 
2012-09-16 04:52:43 AM  

Sabyen91: mjjt: In all the Romney threads I haven't seen this possibility raised before

(from the article) "The Plane That Belongs To Mitt Romney Who Probably Has Asperger's And That Is Why He Does Not At All Find It Tone-Deaf To Have Private-Jet Naming Contests, Today, When The World Is Pretty Much On Fire, Right?"

It wd actually explain a lot

Farkers quite regularly refer to him as a robot, but that just comes across as a (lib) nsult, so it's ignored

but if he got labelled as 'aspergers', that might have an interesting effect on the debate

I don't think he has Aspergers, I think he is a full blown sociopath.


What I'm suggesting is that labels like sociopath and robot have a very localised impact amongst Farkers, If you cd start a wider debate along the lines of "Does Mitt have Aspergers?" you cd deal some devastating insults/abuse in the guise of 'lets try to understand this man'

You cd bring up all sorts of stuff like the roof dog, the hidden tax returns, Bain tactics etc etc as simply a sincere attempt to explain why he is such an incompetent candidate.

And you cd probably figure out a way to bring in the magic underpants as well

And you cd pass the whole thing off as non-partisan ....
 
2012-09-16 04:57:16 AM  
Klaatu Barada Nikto
 
2012-09-16 04:58:07 AM  

mjjt: Sabyen91: mjjt: In all the Romney threads I haven't seen this possibility raised before

(from the article) "The Plane That Belongs To Mitt Romney Who Probably Has Asperger's And That Is Why He Does Not At All Find It Tone-Deaf To Have Private-Jet Naming Contests, Today, When The World Is Pretty Much On Fire, Right?"

It wd actually explain a lot

Farkers quite regularly refer to him as a robot, but that just comes across as a (lib) nsult, so it's ignored

but if he got labelled as 'aspergers', that might have an interesting effect on the debate

I don't think he has Aspergers, I think he is a full blown sociopath.

What I'm suggesting is that labels like sociopath and robot have a very localised impact amongst Farkers, If you cd start a wider debate along the lines of "Does Mitt have Aspergers?" you cd deal some devastating insults/abuse in the guise of 'lets try to understand this man'

You cd bring up all sorts of stuff like the roof dog, the hidden tax returns, Bain tactics etc etc as simply a sincere attempt to explain why he is such an incompetent candidate.

And you cd probably figure out a way to bring in the magic underpants as well

And you cd pass the whole thing off as non-partisan ....


What is this cd thing?
 
2012-09-16 05:00:21 AM  
To Serve Man
 
2012-09-16 05:04:58 AM  
Indecision Express
 
2012-09-16 05:15:17 AM  

Sabyen91: mjjt: Sabyen91: mjjt: In all the Romney threads I haven't seen this possibility raised before

(from the article) "The Plane That Belongs To Mitt Romney Who Probably Has Asperger's And That Is Why He Does Not At All Find It Tone-Deaf To Have Private-Jet Naming Contests, Today, When The World Is Pretty Much On Fire, Right?"

It wd actually explain a lot

Farkers quite regularly refer to him as a robot, but that just comes across as a (lib) nsult, so it's ignored

but if he got labelled as 'aspergers', that might have an interesting effect on the debate

I don't think he has Aspergers, I think he is a full blown sociopath.

What I'm suggesting is that labels like sociopath and robot have a very localised impact amongst Farkers, If you cd start a wider debate along the lines of "Does Mitt have Aspergers?" you cd deal some devastating insults/abuse in the guise of 'lets try to understand this man'

You cd bring up all sorts of stuff like the roof dog, the hidden tax returns, Bain tactics etc etc as simply a sincere attempt to explain why he is such an incompetent candidate.

And you cd probably figure out a way to bring in the magic underpants as well

And you cd pass the whole thing off as non-partisan ....

What is this cd thing?


by eliminating unnecessary vowels I am saving millions of pixels on farkers screens

/I expect a medal someday, or possibly a Prize
 
2012-09-16 05:16:51 AM  

mjjt: Sabyen91: mjjt: Sabyen91: mjjt: In all the Romney threads I haven't seen this possibility raised before

(from the article) "The Plane That Belongs To Mitt Romney Who Probably Has Asperger's And That Is Why He Does Not At All Find It Tone-Deaf To Have Private-Jet Naming Contests, Today, When The World Is Pretty Much On Fire, Right?"

It wd actually explain a lot

Farkers quite regularly refer to him as a robot, but that just comes across as a (lib) nsult, so it's ignored

but if he got labelled as 'aspergers', that might have an interesting effect on the debate

I don't think he has Aspergers, I think he is a full blown sociopath.

What I'm suggesting is that labels like sociopath and robot have a very localised impact amongst Farkers, If you cd start a wider debate along the lines of "Does Mitt have Aspergers?" you cd deal some devastating insults/abuse in the guise of 'lets try to understand this man'

You cd bring up all sorts of stuff like the roof dog, the hidden tax returns, Bain tactics etc etc as simply a sincere attempt to explain why he is such an incompetent candidate.

And you cd probably figure out a way to bring in the magic underpants as well

And you cd pass the whole thing off as non-partisan ....

What is this cd thing?

by eliminating unnecessary vowels I am saving millions of pixels on farkers screens

/I expect a medal someday, or possibly a Prize


Oh, could? You eliminated a consonant as well. I expect you to be brought up on charges at the Hague!
 
2012-09-16 05:20:14 AM  

Sabyen91: What is this cd thing?


since he writes of dropping vowels, I think he's calling you you cad.
 
2012-09-16 05:21:33 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Sabyen91: What is this cd thing?

since he writes of dropping vowels, I think he's calling you you cad.


Or cod. Now I am insulted. Fish tastes like ass.
 
2012-09-16 05:22:40 AM  

Sabyen91: demaL-demaL-yeH: Sabyen91: What is this cd thing?

since he writes of dropping vowels, I think he's calling you you cad.

Or cod. Now I am insulted. Fish tastes like ass.


I don't want to know how you know that.

/And I'm not changing your farkie, either.
 
2012-09-16 05:24:15 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Sabyen91: demaL-demaL-yeH: Sabyen91: What is this cd thing?

since he writes of dropping vowels, I think he's calling you you cad.

Or cod. Now I am insulted. Fish tastes like ass.

I don't want to know how you know that.

/And I'm not changing your farkie, either.


In that case I will quote James O'Keefe. "I...am...a...douchebag".
 
2012-09-16 05:33:04 AM  
Hell
The Abyss
Tarterus
Gehenna


... what? OH! That kind of plane.

Sorry, went the wrong direction on that...
 
2012-09-16 05:33:12 AM  
Flip-flop 101
 
2012-09-16 05:36:25 AM  
Icarus Redux
 
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