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(Telegraph)   Of all the ways to die, this has to be the shiattiest   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 19
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2012-09-16 12:43:10 AM  
9 votes:
I almost drowned in crap before, then I hit my back button and left the politics tab.
2012-09-16 01:42:58 AM  
4 votes:

prjindigo: There once was a dog at a sewage treatment plant.
He'd go with people on the tours.
The people loved him.
The plant workers loved him.
Then one day on a tour he jumped after something in the blending vat.

THAT is the shiattiest way to die.


that's the worst limerick I've ever read, did you even try?
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2012-09-16 12:31:38 AM  
4 votes:
browngirlnextdoor.com
2012-09-16 12:19:22 AM  
4 votes:
I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it.
2012-09-15 11:05:03 PM  
4 votes:
Oh crap!
2012-09-16 01:08:29 AM  
2 votes:
Slurry with a fringe on top? Sounds like Oklahoma to me.
2012-09-16 12:35:54 AM  
2 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2012-09-16 12:19:17 AM  
2 votes:
So, (puts on glasses) I guess he fell into some deep shiat.
2012-09-16 08:44:21 AM  
1 votes:
s3.amazonaws.com
2012-09-16 07:37:01 AM  
1 votes:
Three men went to work one morning,
Being rugby players they were fit,
But bad fortune hit without warning,
They fell in a big tank of SHAVING CREAM Be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen.
2012-09-16 02:42:38 AM  
1 votes:

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: /got douched with landfill condensate once, puked for a day straight.


Why would you put that in your vagina? Was it a dare or something? Why did it make you puke?

I'm so confused.
2012-09-16 01:51:43 AM  
1 votes:

WordyGrrl: Remember kids: Jenkum kills.


That's what I was going to post, absolutely verbatim. We should totally smooch sometime.
2012-09-16 01:26:40 AM  
1 votes:
There once was a dog at a sewage treatment plant.
He'd go with people on the tours.
The people loved him.
The plant workers loved him.
Then one day on a tour he jumped after something in the blending vat.

THAT is the shiattiest way to die.
2012-09-16 01:22:11 AM  
1 votes:
Remember kids: Jenkum kills.
2012-09-16 01:09:36 AM  
1 votes:

Lsherm: Someone explained this to me last year after another one of these accidents: slurry tanks produce hydrogen sulfide and in high concentrations, like you'd get right at the surface of the shiatwater, it's fatal in under a minute. Then someone gets close to try and rescue you, and they get poisoned. Repeat until you have a dead family.


Answered my question on the Boobies.. Thank you!
2012-09-16 12:45:08 AM  
1 votes:
I almost died from shiat fumes...and then I switched off Fox News.

/Not mine, but so worth it
2012-09-16 12:44:53 AM  
1 votes:
Poop thread !
2012-09-16 12:33:17 AM  
1 votes:

the_chief: I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it.


hypervocal.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

/not mine
2012-09-16 12:17:51 AM  
1 votes:

King Something: Oh crap!


Curse you, villain!

*Shakes tiny fists in rage*
 
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