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(ESPN)   Penn State wins their first game in 14 years   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 36
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2012-09-15 10:39:37 PM
Our long national nightmare is over?
 
2012-09-15 10:41:34 PM
So I'm assuming the other team is saying they got farked.
 
182
2012-09-15 10:48:20 PM
time to hit the showers.

/too soon?
 
2012-09-15 10:48:53 PM
Obvious joke, but it had to be made.
 
2012-09-15 10:49:27 PM
Penn State's next opponent, the Washington Generals.
 
das
2012-09-15 10:51:54 PM
They took 'em to the showers!!!

////sorry 182.
 
2012-09-15 10:58:26 PM

NeedlesslyCanadian: So I'm assuming the other team is saying they got farked.


The other team is Navy, presumably they enjoyed it.
 
2012-09-15 11:02:25 PM

NeedlesslyCanadian: So I'm assuming the other team is saying they got farked.


It's Navy. They won't complain.
 
2012-09-15 11:08:54 PM

NeedlesslyCanadian: So I'm assuming the other team is saying they got farked.


Rum, sodomy, and Penn State.
 
2012-09-15 11:09:16 PM
Heard any good jokes lately?
 
2012-09-15 11:17:37 PM
The Penislyvania State University Foot Ball Team won a game?
Oh, goody.
I'll be in my Blue and White Bunk.

Rot in neverland, you pedos.
 
2012-09-15 11:25:07 PM
The rape train is back on the rails.
 
2012-09-15 11:25:57 PM

King Something: Heard any good jokes lately?


What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and the Hormel factory?

One likes packing their meat into tiny little cans, the other manufactures Spam.
 
2012-09-15 11:26:42 PM

mikaloyd: The rape train is back on the rails.


You rapin' people again, mika?
 
2012-09-15 11:33:15 PM

mikaloyd: The rape train is back on the rails.


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-15 11:36:42 PM
Fark Penn St., the _big_ news is USC just lost to Stanford again - yea, smart guys!!!
 
2012-09-15 11:44:13 PM

mikaloyd: The rape train is back on the rails.


no, no, no, the rape train is in boulder and at uab. the kiddy farking cover-up train is at penn state.

/fark penn state.
 
2012-09-15 11:47:55 PM
It seemed Penn State was good at covering up the defensive coordinator's scheme.

/a friend and I spent most of the second half coming up with these
//most non-obvious I could come up with
 
2012-09-16 12:02:06 AM
They're now neck and neck with IU for victories over that span.
 
2012-09-16 12:04:26 AM

S Gilmore L: Fark Penn St., the _big_ news is USC just lost to Stanford again - yea, smart guys!!!


THIS.

Thank you, Stanford, for getting USC out of FSU's way.

/#4 tomorrow
//Now go take out Oregon, USC
 
2012-09-16 12:14:25 AM
Officially, PSU just snapped their BCS record 66 game losing streak. Oddly enough, that is NOT the D1 record which belongs to Prarie View. Mind you, NCAA would NEVER recognize it (and they shouldn't) but it would surpass I think Northwestern. It's just a side effect of taking the wins away to move JoePa from the number 1 spot.

/before you ask, no this isn't counting wins now as losses
//wins are no longer there to break the streak
///2 to end 97, 62 from 98-11, 2 in 12
////slashies for the last time to post it
 
2012-09-16 12:23:42 AM

doglover: mikaloyd: The rape train is back on the rails.

You rapin' people again, mika?


Only when I got folks to hide behind and a rooting section.
 
2012-09-16 12:31:24 AM

TheManofPA: Officially, PSU just snapped their BCS record 66 game losing streak. Oddly enough, that is NOT the D1 record which belongs to Prarie View. Mind you, NCAA would NEVER recognize it (and they shouldn't) but it would surpass I think Northwestern. It's just a side effect of taking the wins away to move JoePa from the number 1 spot.

/before you ask, no this isn't counting wins now as losses


Actually, yes it is. Officially, it's as though PSU never even played the games.
 
2012-09-16 12:49:16 AM

IlGreven: Actually, yes it is. Officially, it's as though PSU never even played the games.


If the wins counted as losses it would be roughly 175 losses in a row, give or take.

They played about 12 games a year and 12 games times 14 years is 168. plus 2 losses to end 97 and 2 to start 2012. Plus bowl games.
 
2012-09-16 01:10:34 AM

IlGreven: TheManofPA: Officially, PSU just snapped their BCS record 66 game losing streak. Oddly enough, that is NOT the D1 record which belongs to Prarie View. Mind you, NCAA would NEVER recognize it (and they shouldn't) but it would surpass I think Northwestern. It's just a side effect of taking the wins away to move JoePa from the number 1 spot.

/before you ask, no this isn't counting wins now as losses

Actually, yes it is. Officially, it's as though PSU never even played the games.


Not quite. Officially, the games still occurred. All the individual and team stats from those games remain the same. The only things that were voided were the W's awarded to Penn State after each game they finished with a higher score than their opponents.

Thus, for example, the 2010 Capital One Bowl still ended with a score of 19-17, and it's still a loss for LSU, but for PSU it's now a no-contest.

(Yeah, it's confusing and slightly stupid. And while I wouldn't lose a bit of sleep if Beaver Stadium were to burn to the ground, even I think the NCAA shouldn't have done it in this case. My understanding was that vacating wins was meant as a form of retroactive disqualification, not as a punishment in itself.)
 
2012-09-16 01:18:29 AM
And in honor, little boy's pants will be half off!
 
2012-09-16 01:20:33 AM
Can anyone explain why USC was the preseason #1/2 seed? Pathetic
 
2012-09-16 02:02:02 AM
PSU won the day that they were allowed to broker their own punishment. These players all had a chance to leave the team with no penalty as well so fark them too.
 
2012-09-16 03:29:37 AM
Dammit, Navy! >:-(
 
2012-09-16 03:45:02 AM

mikaloyd: IlGreven: Actually, yes it is. Officially, it's as though PSU never even played the games.

If the wins counted as losses it would be roughly 175 losses in a row, give or take.

They played about 12 games a year and 12 games times 14 years is 168. plus 2 losses to end 97 and 2 to start 2012. Plus bowl games.


So, how does this affect the records of their opponents in those games? Does the loss get removed?
 
2012-09-16 06:28:38 AM

FirstNationalBastard: King Something: Heard any good jokes lately?

What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and the Hormel factory?

One likes packing their meat into tiny little cans, the other manufactures Spam.



Q: How does Penn State Football separate the men from the boys?

A: With a crowbar.
 
2012-09-16 09:31:18 AM

HaywoodJablonski: Can anyone explain why USC was the preseason #1/2 seed? Pathetic


Yeah, preseason polls are bullshiat.
 
2012-09-16 10:51:34 AM

mikaloyd: The rape train is back on the rails.


Just so you know, I'm now singing Cat Stevens' "Peace Train" with slightly different lyrics.
 
2012-09-16 10:57:39 AM

Krymson Tyde: HaywoodJablonski: Can anyone explain why USC was the preseason #1/2 seed? Pathetic

Yeah, preseason polls are bullshiat.


Agreed. Polls shouldn't start until Week 4-ish, once teams actually play some real opponents and we get a sense of what teams can really do.
 
2012-09-16 12:04:23 PM
+1 Subby
 
2012-09-17 10:32:32 AM

Krymson Tyde: HaywoodJablonski: Can anyone explain why USC was the preseason #1/2 seed? Pathetic

Yeah, preseason polls are bullshiat.


They continue to exist because of people that think that early-season games are meaningless unless they're between two ranked teams. Thanks, ignorant people that don't care about the game!
 
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