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(Yahoo)   If you think there aren't huge, bone shaking hits in the Lingerie Football League, watch this video and... well, don't you ever get sick of being right all the time?   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 54
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2012-09-15 10:51:53 PM  
Actually that was a pretty decent hit. She put her head down and powered through. For people who aren't wearing that much padding that's not bad. Good on her for punching it through to the endzone.
 
2012-09-15 10:56:11 PM  
In the NFL they'd tack a 15-yard penalty on to the kickoff for the helmet-helmet-contact. On the defender, of course.
 
2012-09-15 10:58:29 PM  

Harv72b: In the NFL they'd tack a 15-yard penalty on to the kickoff for the helmet-to-helmet contact. On the defender, of course.


The fark can't we edit?
 
2012-09-15 11:19:39 PM  
Very interesting pronunciation of Regina.
 
2012-09-15 11:20:30 PM  

Harv72b: Harv72b: In the NFL they'd tack a 15-yard penalty on to the kickoff for the helmet-to-helmet contact. On the defender, of course.

The fark can't we edit?


The answer lies within your query.
 
2012-09-15 11:28:37 PM  

Somacandra: Actually that was a pretty decent hit. She put her head down and powered through. For people who aren't wearing that much padding that's not bad. Good on her for punching it through to the endzone.


The runner was going half-speed, the defender was flat footed and leaning back. I've seen harder collisions at a daycare snack table.
 
2012-09-15 11:40:52 PM  
...and her name rhymes with vagina,to boot. I...think I'm in love.
 
2012-09-16 12:15:25 AM  
Regina Rage?
 
2012-09-16 12:19:26 AM  
So, there's no "bone shaking" going on in this thread?
 
2012-09-16 12:53:31 AM  
Shouldn't she switch hands on the carry...
 
2012-09-16 01:11:02 AM  
... oh, hits.
 
2012-09-16 02:12:12 AM  
TTIWWP
 
2012-09-16 02:33:32 AM  

bulldg4life: Shouldn't she switch hands on the carry...


cdn.styleforum.net
You know how I know you're gay? You watch Lingerie Football for the fundamentals.


/i keed
 
2012-09-16 05:24:48 AM  

Harv72b: In the NFL they'd tack a 15-yard penalty on to the kickoff for the helmet-helmet-contact. On the defender, of course.


Technically that rule only applies to 'defenseless' receivers and quarterbacks. Once she took off with the ball, by NFL rules she's treated as a running back and you can pretty much do what you want to them.

Of course with some of the calls the replacement refs have been making I certainly wouldn't put it past them to call that helmet-to-helmet penalty.
 
2012-09-16 05:38:22 AM  
I can't take a league seriously when I think that I could honestly probably do better than a good portion of the league at a number of positions. Not because I'm particularly fast/athletic, but because I'm a bigger guy and they're all 120 pounds at most (even the linewomen). I imagine that I could simply do the "drag several people along with me as I run with the ball like it's a highschool pickup game" routine. I've also developed the opinion that I've probably got a better arm than a lot of them, but that's after watching only two games last year. Maybe they've gotten better.

I know that I'd probably lose a basketball game with ladies from the WNBA. I know that there's not a chance I'd be able to keep up with anyone in a women's soccer game.

/Also, I wouldn't mind having them all trying to tackle me. What's the worst thing that can happen? I end up on the ground with several sexy ladies in scant clothing on top of me?
 
2012-09-16 06:07:28 AM  

Mentat: Regina Rage?


Must be that time of month.

Also, I'd give her a bone-shaking hit, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-09-16 06:39:27 AM  
Why do I get the feeling that these broadcasts feature a LOT of slow-mo instant replays?
 
2012-09-16 06:55:34 AM  

Harv72b: The fark can't we edit?


It's always been like that here. Be sure of what you're going to say before you hit enter.
 
2012-09-16 07:17:47 AM  
They run like girls....
 
2012-09-16 07:51:31 AM  
img.photobucket.com


Oh, wait...you said hits



nevermind.
 
2012-09-16 08:45:14 AM  

lacydog: I can't take a league seriously when I think that I could honestly probably do better than a good portion of the league at a number of positions. Not because I'm particularly fast/athletic, but because I'm a bigger guy and they're all 120 pounds at most (even the linewomen). I imagine that I could simply do the "drag several people along with me as I run with the ball like it's a highschool pickup game" routine. I've also developed the opinion that I've probably got a better arm than a lot of them, but that's after watching only two games last year. Maybe they've gotten better.

I know that I'd probably lose a basketball game with ladies from the WNBA. I know that there's not a chance I'd be able to keep up with anyone in a women's soccer game.

/Also, I wouldn't mind having them all trying to tackle me. What's the worst thing that can happen? I end up on the ground with several sexy ladies in scant clothing on top of me?


I assume there is a size limit, otherwise holly mangold types would be dominating the renamed "god no, not lingerie league" league
 
2012-09-16 09:04:26 AM  
Something something huge bone
 
2012-09-16 09:14:06 AM  
i1265.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-16 09:19:38 AM  

Apos: ...and her name rhymes with vagina,to boot. I...think I'm in love.


The city of her team rhymes with vagina. Her last name is Johnson. (I'd put my Johnson in her Regina...)
 
2012-09-16 09:27:04 AM  

Super Chronic: Apos: ...and her name rhymes with vagina,to boot. I...think I'm in love.

The city of her team rhymes with vagina. Her last name is Johnson. (I'd put my Johnson in her Regina...)


somechum.com
 
2012-09-16 09:48:06 AM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-09-16 09:58:43 AM  
Regina...hey that rhymes with...coont
 
2012-09-16 10:13:58 AM  
so the lfl is still a thing? did not know that
 
2012-09-16 10:18:17 AM  

DeltaPunch: bulldg4life: Shouldn't she switch hands on the carry...

[cdn.styleforum.net image 477x316]
You know how I know you're gay? You watch Lingerie Football for the fundamentals.

/i keed


Yeah, I think some are missing the entire point of the league. It's hot girls running around in underwear. They could leave out the football entirely.
 
2012-09-16 10:30:36 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Harv72b: The fark can't we edit?

It's always been like that here. Be sure of what you're going to say before you hit enter.


There's a Preview button, too....
 
2012-09-16 11:03:50 AM  
VAGINA RAGE!!!

Oh sorry, REGINA RAGE!!
 
2012-09-16 11:05:36 AM  
I love this headline, because even with my mistaken reading of the "bone shaking HITS" part of the headline, the video provided me with atleast 22 scantily clad women playing football, so it's kind of hard to be disappointed.
 
2012-09-16 11:13:35 AM  

ChrisDe: DeltaPunch: bulldg4life: Shouldn't she switch hands on the carry...

[cdn.styleforum.net image 477x316]
You know how I know you're gay? You watch Lingerie Football for the fundamentals.

/i keed

Yeah, I think some are missing the entire point of the league. It's hot girls running around in underwear. They could leave out the football entirely.


Which is sad, really, because many of the players really love football and would love to play without running around in underwear.
 
2012-09-16 11:28:08 AM  

Theaetetus: ChrisDe: DeltaPunch: bulldg4life: Shouldn't she switch hands on the carry...

[cdn.styleforum.net image 477x316]
You know how I know you're gay? You watch Lingerie Football for the fundamentals.

/i keed

Yeah, I think some are missing the entire point of the league. It's hot girls running around in underwear. They could leave out the football entirely.

Which is sad, really, because many of the players really love football and would love to play without running around in underwear.


Two birds with one bone.
 
2012-09-16 11:39:56 AM  

Theaetetus: ChrisDe: DeltaPunch: bulldg4life: Shouldn't she switch hands on the carry...

[cdn.styleforum.net image 477x316]
You know how I know you're gay? You watch Lingerie Football for the fundamentals.

/i keed

Yeah, I think some are missing the entire point of the league. It's hot girls running around in underwear. They could leave out the football entirely.

Which is sad, really, because many of the players really love football and would love to play without running around in underwear.


Crushed dreams.
 
2012-09-16 12:13:25 PM  
That was a pretty decent hit.

For a girl.
 
2012-09-16 12:22:28 PM  
Dat ass.
 
2012-09-16 12:33:44 PM  
Once he recovers, Jerry Lawler should be signed to do the color commentary.
 
2012-09-16 01:13:16 PM  
Girls, please at least be in front of the big white line before attempting a stop.
 
2012-09-16 01:51:37 PM  
America: Our women are tougher than European men.
 
2012-09-16 01:58:33 PM  

Poison: Once he recovers, Jerry Lawler should be signed to do the color commentary.


What's wrong with Lawler???? :-(

/Kidding, but yeah - he would make a great addition to the commentary table..
 
2012-09-16 02:06:14 PM  

lacydog: What's the worst thing that can happen? I end up on the ground with several sexy ladies in scant clothing on top of me?


That would make me hog the ball all the time...
 
2012-09-16 03:14:57 PM  
LOWERS THE BLOOM
 
2012-09-16 04:32:57 PM  
img190.imageshack.us

As a derby ref I've seen far bigger hits.
 
2012-09-16 06:00:25 PM  

jaylectricity: Very interesting pronunciation of Regina.


That was. For the uninitiated, Regina does indeed rhyme with 'fun'.

/Sign her up for the Riders
//Regina, the city that actually smells like it sounds
 
2012-09-16 09:24:16 PM  
that's actually a pretty good trucking.
 
2012-09-16 09:40:13 PM  
foo monkey: Dat ass.
 
2012-09-16 10:19:22 PM  

jaylectricity: Harv72b: Harv72b: In the NFL they'd tack a 15-yard penalty on to the kickoff for the helmet-to-helmet contact. On the defender, of course.

The fark can't we edit?

The answer lies within your query.



Brilliant.
 
2012-09-16 10:28:34 PM  

thisiszombocom: so the lfl is still a thing? did not know that


I wish it would catch on

Last time I checked - it was broadcast standard definition on directv

That's the only thing that keeps me from watching.
 
2012-09-17 12:27:00 PM  

moike: [img190.imageshack.us image 328x482]

As a derby ref I've seen far bigger hits.


^^^^^^

Derby > LFL

Those LFL girls would collapse in a puddle of tears and runny mascara after just one of what the Derby would call a "light tap".
 
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