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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 23-year-old former £1,200-a-night hooker sleeps with more than 100 men, gets pregnant, unsure who's the daddy. TA-DAAAA (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 167
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2012-09-15 08:27:59 PM  
this is a job for maury
 
2012-09-15 08:55:40 PM  
1200 pounds?

She sounds fat.
 
2012-09-15 08:59:10 PM  
She was having unprotected sex with at LEAST 5 different men.

I'd being worried about something other than a paternity test...
 
2012-09-15 10:39:49 PM  
Is that a candy bar wrapper, ya puke?

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-15 10:40:30 PM  
I'm not clicking. Nope. Sun link. Fark these smoking hot instagreens.
 
2012-09-15 10:44:17 PM  

DanZero: I'm not clicking. Nope. Sun link. Fark these smoking hot instagreens.


She's not bad. Not worth 1200 but the hourly rate might be worth checking into.
 
2012-09-15 11:06:23 PM  
I'd hit it. But not for full price
 
2012-09-15 11:25:36 PM  
The ex-convent schoolgirl said it "made her laugh" to think different men would be frantically trying to decide if they were responsible.



1200 pounds a night times 100? She can deal with the kid on her own.
 
2012-09-15 11:45:26 PM  
She would need to be older and more cougary to be worth that price.
 
2012-09-15 11:57:01 PM  
She doesn't keep a schedule? She should be able to narrow down the lot to a few weeks, at most.
 
2012-09-15 11:58:26 PM  

DanZero: I'm not clicking. Nope. Sun link. Fark these smoking hot instagreens.


It's a reverse troll. She's okay looking, the potential fathers of her fetus are anything but.
 
2012-09-15 11:58:45 PM  

TwistedIvory: Is that a candy bar wrapper, ya puke?

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 214x298]


The wee baby Seamus approves of this post.
 
2012-09-15 11:59:32 PM  
1,200 pounds? She's not worth 12 pounds.
 
2012-09-16 12:00:14 AM  
She's alright, but not $2000/night alright.
 
2012-09-16 12:02:47 AM  
Wow, Josh Bennett has a face for radio and a ton of money
 
2012-09-16 12:02:59 AM  
Not bad. Worth dinner and a movie. Wouldn't buy new clothing or go somewhere special.
 
2012-09-16 12:03:49 AM  

DanZero: I'm not clicking. Nope. Sun link. Fark these smoking hot instagreens.


Then you are missing the photo of Josh Bennett.

Seriously, is that shopped?
 
2012-09-16 12:04:11 AM  
She's Brit-Hot.
 
2012-09-16 12:04:59 AM  
Fat chick with a manjaw? Jesus, how hard up are dudes in England to pay $2k for that???
 
2012-09-16 12:05:53 AM  

DanZero: I'm not clicking. Nope. Sun link. Fark these smoking hot instagreens.


She's got a bit of a gut and nasty tats, but I would and so would you.

/but not without a jimmy hat.
//Its 2012, people still bang hookers without protection?
 
2012-09-16 12:05:57 AM  
Tattoos just aren't hot.
 
2012-09-16 12:06:15 AM  
img.thesun.co.uk

WTF is that???
 
2012-09-16 12:06:22 AM  
Wayne Rooney is ogre level ugly.
 
2012-09-16 12:07:24 AM  
if those are the daddy candidates it should be a slam dunk to figure out who's it is once it gets born.
 
2012-09-16 12:08:20 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Fat chick with a manjaw? Jesus, how hard up are dudes in England to pay $2k for that???


Ever been to England?
 
2012-09-16 12:08:34 AM  
Too many tatts or as I like to say, lets play a game of Tit-Tat-Ho

And she's getting a little child support from every guy she fuks & suks
 
2012-09-16 12:08:36 AM  

skinbubble: Wayne Rooney is ogre level ugly.


Could be why he bought an escort. Let's hope he's not the baby-daddy...for the kid's sake.
 
2012-09-16 12:09:01 AM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Fat chick with a manjaw? Jesus, how hard up are dudes in England to pay $2k for that???

Ever been to England?


I have not
 
2012-09-16 12:09:17 AM  

mediablitz: She was having unprotected sex with at LEAST 5 different men.

I'd being worried about something other than a paternity test...


She had unprotected sex for pay with at least five dudes.
That biatch is nasty.
The dudes are morons.
Any biatch willing to fk without a condom is *trying* to get pregnant.
Whoever fked her without a condom deserves to make those payments for 18 years, for being a dumbass.

If it turns out to be someone who used a condom, but she pulled a trickto impregnant herself with the contents of the used condom.......... don't know what to think in that case.
 
2012-09-16 12:09:55 AM  

libranoelrose: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x413]

WTF is that???


AAAGH
 
2012-09-16 12:10:17 AM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Fat chick with a manjaw? Jesus, how hard up are dudes in England to pay $2k for that???

Ever been to England?


I lold
 
2012-09-16 12:10:38 AM  

libranoelrose: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x413]

WTF is that???


So you're telling me that those guys can't get laid without paying for it? I'm shocked, SHOCKED.
 
2012-09-16 12:10:46 AM  
fMF don't pay for strange, but I can see why those ugly farks did.
 
2012-09-16 12:10:51 AM  
img.thesun.co.uk

Now I'm CONVINCED the Brits will poke anything!
 
2012-09-16 12:10:53 AM  
i240.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-16 12:11:01 AM  
look....

i am the father
 
2012-09-16 12:11:07 AM  
£1,200-a-night *Pelvic squeegee not included
 
2012-09-16 12:11:08 AM  

libranoelrose: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x413]

WTF is that???


I don't know, but I bet it loves Baby Ruth's...
 
2012-09-16 12:11:53 AM  

libranoelrose: WTF is that???


Seal and Leonardo should be worried.
 
2012-09-16 12:13:13 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: mediablitz: She was having unprotected sex with at LEAST 5 different men.

I'd being worried about something other than a paternity test...

She had unprotected sex for pay with at least five dudes.
That biatch is nasty.
The dudes are morons.
Any biatch willing to fk without a condom is *trying* to get pregnant.
Whoever fked her without a condom deserves to make those payments for 18 years, for being a dumbass.

If it turns out to be someone who used a condom, but she pulled a trickto impregnant herself with the contents of the used condom.......... don't know what to think in that case.


Don't have sex with whores.
 
2012-09-16 12:15:25 AM  
asl?
 
2012-09-16 12:15:59 AM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Fat chick with a manjaw? Jesus, how hard up are dudes in England to pay $2k for that???

Ever been to England?



Apparently neither have you
 
2012-09-16 12:16:07 AM  
Six degrees of fugly!
 
2012-09-16 12:16:37 AM  
She's not terrible-looking. I'm just wondering why these "celebs" are paying her 1200 pounds when they could get mediocre, attention-whoring ass for free.
 
2012-09-16 12:19:54 AM  

indylaw: Don't have sex with whores.


Take a look at those pictures again and tell me each and every one those dudes have options other than paying for it.
 
2012-09-16 12:21:22 AM  
Her working name is "Carmen Cumdumpster."

/That's what I heard.
//Could be true.
///Value added third slashee.
 
2012-09-16 12:21:55 AM  
She's kind of gross-looking, actually. Based on the picture, anyway.
 
2012-09-16 12:23:12 AM  

intelligent comment below: YoungSwedishBlonde: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Fat chick with a manjaw? Jesus, how hard up are dudes in England to pay $2k for that???

Ever been to England?


Apparently neither have you


sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

Come at me bro
 
2012-09-16 12:24:39 AM  

Tickle Mittens: indylaw: Don't have sex with whores.

Take a look at those pictures again and tell me each and every one those dudes have options other than paying for it.


If you're rich enough to pay £1200 for it and you're even moderately famous, you can get moderate strange for free. These guys did it wrong.
 
2012-09-16 12:27:04 AM  
Is "smoking hot" the new Fark meme? If it says "smoking hot", it's obviously not.

She's OK, with a pudgy, tattooed body and apparently charges ugly guys way too much for an evening's entertainment.
 
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